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Hawkeye flees to the front with an archenemy to avoid a "surprise" birthday party.

Klinger grows desperate to return home when his effort to bring Toledo to the unit fails.

Two days without sleep produce strange dreams.

Happily married B.J. falls for a war correspondent (Susan Saint James).

Andy, Barney and Opie substitute Aunt Bee's terrible homemade pickles with store-bought ones to avoid eating hers. Their plan backfires when Aunt Bee decides to enter them in the county fair.

A trial run as sheriff of Mayberry convinces Barney that he is not ready for a similar job in a nearby town.

Tightly wound Debra decides to join Ray on a golf outing in order to recover their former fun-loving relationship.

Marie nags Amy, her new daughter-in-law, to send out "thank you" notes; Debra is thrilled that she finally has an ally to oppose Marie.

Angela Petrillo pays a return visit to Miami, making her sister's life miserable.

After attending a sorority reunion, Blanche considers having a face lift.

Carol salutes MGM with the help of guest stars Chita Rivera and Bob Newhart; spoofs of classic movies abound, including Ninotchka, Blackboard Jungle, Gone With The Wind, and more.

A woman believed killed in a plane crash returns, only to be murdered; guest Michael Ansara.

A man (William Demarest) sees himself on television, killing his wife (Joan Blondell).

While vacationing in Palm Beach, a reserved heiress (Leora Dana) becomes the romantic focus of a prince (Jacques Bergerac).

A woman (Ruth Hussey) is stunned to learn that a mink coat she bought had been stolen from a previous owner.

Mannix and Wickersham feud over a case involving a laser ray and a dead agent.

A policewoman comes to Cannon for help when her superiors won't let her hunt the men who assaulted her.

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Friday and Gannon search for a burglary suspect who steals only pictures of an old comic strip hero.

Crooked gamblers victimize delegates to a farm-equipment convention until Friday and Gannon step in.

Reed can't understand why his "shaggy dog" story isn't getting a hilarious response.

Hogan and his men must smuggle the crew of an American bomber out of camp.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver becomes overly chivalrous after reading Sir Walter Scott's "Ivanhoe.".

Wally is cast as a dancing girl in a club play.

An elderly woman retains Perry when she feels her employer is about to be murdered, a crime for which she is later arrested.

A serial killer (Richard Gilliland) whose eventual target is Ben embarrasses him in court by leaving false clues.

A museum curator (Clu Gulager) plots Hawaii's most daring bank heist.

John-Boy returns home and tries to recall the details of his plane crash for a comrade's sister; Ike is arrested for draft evasion.

A woman and girl are with Matt as he pursues captives en route to Mexico.

A gang's plot to rob the Cartwrights' payroll and escape in their paddle-wheel steamboat threatens the family's timber operation.

Lucas' friends label him a tinhorn because of his gambling.

A blind banjo-playing wanderer strikes up an acquaintance with Mark.

Samuel MacIntosh picks farmer Hamish Browne to marry his daughter Heather.

Gage and DeSoto are drafted to sort out a filing dilemma caused by computer error; a lab experiment allegedly poisons two people.

Angered by the way civilian doctors are profiting from the war, Hawkeye presents the Army with a bill for his medical services.

A no-nonsense colonel visits the 4077th during an outbreak of April Fools' Day pranks.

A North Korean soldier takes Hawkeye prisoner.

Hawkeye turns the 4077th into pen pals for fourth-graders back in the States.

Andy and Barney help Jeff, a farmer visiting Mayberry, search for a bride by cleaning him up and teaching him proper etiquette. Unfortunately for Barney, Jeff chooses Thelma Lou as his wife.

Opie joins a secret club and is responsible for the candle they use in their meetings. When the barn the club meets in is burned to the ground, Opie is accused of starting the fire.

Michael claims he's too sick to go to school and spends an entire day watching Ray work in his downstairs office.

After just three months of wedded bliss, Robert and Amy try to offer Ray and Debra advice on building a happy marriage.

One of Dorothy's pupils may face deportation, and she feels responsible.

Blanche announces that she is canceling a date with her latest boyfriend, because he does not meet her standards.

Tim Conway and Pat Carroll guest star; Tim contributes in sketches as the Lone Ranger and as a man who lives a dog's life; Pat joins in on the latest Carol & Sis installment.

A doctor who is conducting experimental alcoholism treatments on prominent persons is arrested for murder.

On the morning that a man is to hang for killing one of his bigoted neighbors, the townspeople find themselves thrown into an unending night.

A young pianist (Robert Horton) is framed, by the woman (Cara Williams) he loves, for a murder he did not commit.

Murder results when a wife (Joanne Woodward) nags her husband (Skip Homeier) to stand up for himself.

Feuding Wickersham and Mannix are captured on the waterfront.

A retired general's (Morgan Woodward) son (Dean Stockwell) becomes a hero to his father after being accused of killing a terrorist leader.

A woman ingratiates herself with high-society horse lovers to set up burglaries for her beau.

Sam Drucker's vacation at the Shady Rest turns out to be a disappointment for Uncle Joe.

The day after Steve and Betty Jo swear never to remove their wedding rings, she drops hers down the kitchen sink drain.

The family gathers for a tag-team wrestling match after Granny defeats the Boston Strong Girl.

Granny forces Jethro to propose to Hathaway.

Popeye, Bluto, Olive Oyl and all his seafaring friends star in these original theatrical cartoons from the genius of Max Fleischer; included are Betty Boop and Bimbo shorts.

Adventures of the animated cat and mouse.

A collection of timeless cartoon shorts that span from 1934 to 1972, featuring the mischievous Woody Woodpecker and his colorful cast of friends including Chilly Willy, The Beary Family, Inspector Willoughby, Andy Panda, and more.

The greatest animated characters and cartoons produced at Warner Bros. legendary Termite Terrace; Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Road Runner and all their friends are featured here weekly.

Gordon and West attend a meeting of Navy officers, who subsequently are slain; guest Nehemiah Persoff.

Blane Wessels helps Duke and three women after Indians attack them.

A bounty hunter's quarry comes for his newborn son, left with Heath when the mother dies.

Wounded Matt, also suffering from a case of amnesia, falls in love with a beautiful widow.

Ben's old friend (Burgess Meredith) admits to a scheme to invest funds from political graft.

The McCains get new neighbors when a couple moves into a nearby ranch.

A Southern belle arrives in North Fork claiming that Micah is her husband.

At the end of a string of dead Indians, Rowdy finds a genteel Eastern woman (Kim Hunter) who seems oblivious to the carnage.

A father and son are threatened by claim jumpers after discovering gold in their mine. With Richard Boone and Eduardo Ciannelli.

Josh believes a female killer is innocent.

The Stooges are firemen and take the firehouse ponies to a Turkish bath for a massage.

A collection of Halloween themed cartoons hosted by The Sven Squad.

The Riddler holds Robin hostage to trap Batman.

Capt. Kirk faces an agonizing choice when he and Spock follow McCoy to 1930s New York to restore history's altered course. A Hugo Award winner.

The Enterprise battles a Romulan ship suspected of destroying outposts near the neutral zone; guest Mark Lenard.

Spock must take a bride (Arlene Martel) on his home world or die when the Vulcan mating cycle overwhelms him.

The 20th-century followers of a man named Khan (Ricardo Montalban) are found in suspended animation on the derelict ship Botany Bay.

Only the Enterprise and the battered Constellation stand between an ancient weapon and devastation; guest William Windom.

A third party forces Kirk into combat with the reptilian captain of a spacecraft the Enterprise was pursuing.

A beautiful Romulan commander (Joanne Linville) woos Spock after capturing the Enterprise in the neutral zone.

Grizzly helps Mad Jack retrieve the burro he lost to an old adversary.

Falcons and eagles live on Idaho's Snake River.

The fate of Idaho's golden eagles.

Logging affects elk in the Montana Rockies.

Musk oxen are relocated to Siberia in the Soviet Union.

Wildlife surrounds a pond in Wyoming's Rocky Mountains.

Baboon behavior is studied in Tanzania's national parks.

The children read an item in an advice column and are sure it was written by their parents.

Cindy's dilemma: Having to decide whether to invite her mother or new stepfather to her school play because of the school's undersized auditorium. It becomes too much for her to decide, so she schemes to drop out of the play.

Banker Drysdale hires the world's greatest violin virtuoso to teach Jethro to play the fiddle.

Granny thinks a soap opera is real and sets out to rescue an actor whose character is about to undergo a serious operation.

Andy teaches Ronald Bailey, the spoiled son of a rich man, the importance of being self-reliant and responsible.

Lucy anticipates a second honeymoon on her trip to Europe, but Ricky is too busy.

Beaver is embarrassed by the present his mother has purchased to give his teacher on the last day of school.

Beaver gives away his football team's play.

The castaways discover a long-forgotten aviator living on the island.

A competition for president of the island between Skipper and Mr. Howell leaves a surprising result.

The Harper family competes on "Family Feud.".

Mama and Eunice share confidences in jail.

A professor's (Arte Johnson) secret invention is revealed; a widow (Jeanette Nolan) wants to contact her psychic husband.

An old man (David Wayne) meets a seemingly ageless peer; a boy wants Isaac for a father; mishaps befall honeymooners in their cabin.

Dorothy dismays when her daughter is too forgiving of her unfaithful husband.

Lisa Whelchel travels the country to discover the nostalgic world of personal collections and amazing treasures, and meets the people who own them.

Casting calls, rare footage and interviews document "The Wizard of Oz" film's effects and trivia; host Angela Lansbury.

When two police officers set up surveillance equipment in Blanche's house, Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia are more interested in snaring the policemen.

Through a series of flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about their birthday celebrations.

The women try to help a neighborhood couple, George and Renee Corliss, patch up their faltering marriage.

Sophia's new friend, an elderly gentleman, has Alzheimer's disease.

Ray's contractor friend takes an eternity to replace the kitchen stove.

When Amy invites her brother to stay for dinner, he makes himself comfortable on the couch and never leaves.

Archie sneaks off to night school in hopes of completing his high-school education.

A walk home past a neighborhood construction site turns into a nightmarish encounter for Gloria.

On their way to an appointment with Laura's doctor, Rob and his pregnant wife end up stuck in an elevator with an inept armed robber (Don Rickles).

The Alan Brady writers entertain at a prison and Rob gets locked up with the inmates.