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Maude resents Carol's psychoanalysis; guest Ed Begley Jr.

Carol starts dating a man who jilted Maude before she married Walter.

The band's first single becomes an overnight hit.

After a fender bender, an angry motorist (Harry Morgan) claims whiplash and sues the family.

Hazel gets involved in the need for a new playground for the neighborhood.

Hazel's will shames George into giving her a raise.

An astronaut finds a magic bottle on an island in the Pacific.

Tony insists on meeting the brute who hit Jeannie at the marketplace.

Witch Samantha reveals her secret to her new husband; Samantha's mother Endora visits her.

Endora is disgusted when she learns that Samantha refuses to use her powers.

Phyllis George; Mike Farrell; Sean Morey; Jerzy Kosinski.

Chrissy and Janet try to convince their landlord that their new male roommate is gay.

Chrissy's mother visits for the first time since Jack moved in with the girls.

Stanley (Norman Fell) makes quite an impression on his snobbish neighbors when he locks himself out of his house while dressed only in a bathrobe.

Jack doesn't want to tell his aunt that he's living with Vicky.

The Rush family moves to Marin County where Henry becomes an editor of a weekly newspaper.

Slapstick sketches features the British comedian.

Slapstick sketches features the British comedian.

Vicar; pop-festival visitor; soldier.

Slapstick sketches features the British comedian.

A former girlfriend's will entrusts two bachelors with custody of her 12-year-old daughter.

Nicole (Stacy Keanan) vows to take matters into her own hands when Michael and Joey (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) can't agree on a place to live.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) deceives Michael and Joey (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) regarding her plans for the evening.

Joey and Michael (Greg Evigan, Paul Reiser) console Nicole (Staci Keanan) after she is stood up by her first date.

Cindy must compete with Blair to be Harvest Queen.

Blair's mother runs into an old high-school boyfriend during Parents Night.

Affairs go sour; Jodie's lover confesses; Danny attacks Burt.

Benson is searched, soaked and attacked when he reports to work for newly-elected Governor Gatling.

Benson spends an anxious evening searching for Katie, who has sneaked off to a rock concert.

Benson reluctantly agrees to impersonate an African president.

Benson falls for the lovely Francine, a senator with no interest in marriage.

Mary attempts to compensate for the dent she put in a man's car.

Sandra interferes in Mary's matchmaking plans for her brother and Rose.

Brenda learns her ancestor was a Civil War coward.

Mary asks Sandra to convince the building owner to buy Mary a new refrigerator.

Substitute teacher Charlie Moore's (Howard Hesseman) innovative approach to teaching is greeted warily by the class and negatively by the school principal (William G. Schilling).

Good-natured teacher Charlie Moore (Howard Hesseman) learns more about himself -- and tough-guy Eric (Brian Robbins) -- when he has his students imagine what they'll be doing in 20 years.

Each program travels to several destinations around the state of Texas.

Peer pressure causes Jennifer to give up a male pal, but her mom helps them reunite.

Mallory's frightened when a close family friend makes a pass at her.

A popular sorority girl befriends Mallory with hopes of getting close to Alex.

Alex gets in trouble when he secretly invests Steven's money in stock.

Drew (Drew Carey) is reluctant to hire his friend Kate (Christa Miller) for a position at the cosmetics counter.

A company policy may cause Drew not to hire a superior applicant.

Drew (Drew Carey) stages a mock ceremony when Kate (Christa Miller) longs for a wedding.

Mr. Bell plays on Drew's guilt and asks for his help in wooing Kate.

The wet-behind-the-ears director (Dave Foley) of an all-news radio station must fire his predecessor.

Dave and Lisa (Dave Foley, Maura Tierney) try to keep their after-dinner kiss a secret from the staff.

Tempers and butts flare when Bill (Phil Hartman) refuses to adhere to the new no-smoking regulations. With Dave Foley.

Despite Dave's attempts to delegate duties, petty staff jealousies hinder the reporting of a news story.

A cash-strapped serious journalist reluctantly takes a job with a fashion magazine owned by her father.

Maya's story idea is dampened by her father, while co-workers Nina and Finch plan for their own dismissals.

On Secretary's Day, Finch gets annoyed and leaves the office in a huff, winding up on "The Tonight Show" recounting how he fell into a gorilla cage at the zoo.

Jack and Maya throw a birthday party for Nina after her plans are canceled; Finch and Elliott make a bet.

Jack feels guilty about not standing up to a tough guy who makes a play for Chrissy.

The roommates fear the rent money has been stolen.

George agrees to lead a tenants' protest meeting.

An old friend threatens to expose George's past.

When Lamont and Fred take advantage of a Breathmobile, Fred is convinced that he has TB.

Fred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection.

Hazel's new color television attracts family and friends.

Jeannie is jealous when she learns that Tony has a new secretary.

Tony breaks his promise to Jeannie to spend a weekend with her.

Darrin and Samantha quarrel when Darrin accuses her of using witchcraft.

Darrin discovers that Samantha has been entertaining after he leaves for work each morning.

Maude enlists Florida's aid when she gives a fund-raising party for a black militant.

Maude insists on a full court trial when she is given a speeding ticket by an eager young traffic cop.

When an obscene caller threatens Alice's life on an answering machine, she decides to take Flo's advice and get a gun.

While Mel is on vacation, Alice takes over the diner with disastrous results.

Tootie's father wants to remove her from Mrs. Garrett's care.

Blair's solution to a problem puts the honor of the school at stake.

Muriel moves out when she and Henry disagree over Sara's new job.

After a disagreement with Henry, Jackie and Sara move to a tenement.

Mallory's frightened when a close family friend makes a pass at her.

As the new editor, Alex names cheating pupils in the school paper.

Jack feels guilty about not standing up to a tough guy who makes a play for Chrissy.

The roommates fear the rent money has been stolen.

Wojo is attracted to a hooker picked up on a raid and she threatens harassment charges; Rachel wants her own apartment.

A drug stakeout fails when the entire neighborhood knows the detectives' whereabouts.

Ann is thrown into an emotional turmoil when David proposes marriage.

Julie wants to attend the same college as her rich friend despite the fact that she can't afford it.

George agrees to lead a tenants' protest meeting.

An old friend threatens to expose George's past.

When Lamont and Fred take advantage of a Breathmobile, Fred is convinced that he has TB.

Fred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection.

Sports figure Greg Louganis; actor Carl Reiner.

Becker regrets going on a blind date; Reggie dates a man who is just too nice.

Fate intervenes when Becker agrees to attend a hockey game with one patient and help another plan her funeral.

Joe is upset when he learns Brian has arranged a blind date (Megan Mullally) for him.

Brian gets the chance to be alone with Helen -- and a distrustful Joe is not happy about the situation.

An unexpectedly long visit by her parents (Nancy Dussault, Paul Dooley) drives Jamie mad, to the extent that she bribes her sister Lisa to come and keep her company before she goes crazy; Paul feels like the odd man out.

Jamie wins a big advertising account, but her celebrations are ruined when Paul's film about the Yankee Stadium is rejected by a network and he's very upset.

Mary Jo goes on a date; Julia learns that her tax auditor is a man she verbally abused in a restaurant.

Julia is shocked to learn her son (George Newbern) is dating a college professor who is twice his age.

Mary plans an evening of romance for her and Lester.

After the apartment manager dies, Mary fears Sandra will become the new landlord.

Jack and Chrissy walk in on Janet while she is entertaining a date; they attempt to set some rules so that they can be assured private time in the apartment with potential dates.

Jack's modeling job requires him to pose nude.

Louise's visiting uncle gets a cold reception from George and Lionel.

Mother Jefferson announces wedding plans.

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

Hazel's nephew takes George's niece to a bowling alley.

Jeannie interferes with an important physical that Tony is to take.

Jeannie reads up on how to be an American woman from a self help book.

Samantha and her friends decide to change the public image of witches.

Teenager Liza Randall interviews Darrin about his career in advertising for a school newspaper.

Maude accuses Carol of marrying for convenience instead of love when she announces her plans to wed.

Maude and Walter are reminded of their stormy courtship days while watching election results on television.

Alice decides it is time to have the "facts of life" talk with Tommy, but discovers that he is already taking a sex education class in school.

Flo's first husband is in town and she is convinced that his womanizing days are over, until he makes a pass at Alice.

Sue Ann goes on a crash diet after the pressure of everyone's body-consciousness; Blair's intimating that a boy won't like her, makes her feel fat.

Blair decides to put a sex-education lesson to use.

Sara's reputation is on the line when she accepts a dinner date and a promotion from the bank manager.

Henry and his boss set out to capture the crooks who stole Sara's purse.

Alex leaves his job at a small grocery store for an ultramodern supermarket.

Steven and Elyse wonder if they should buy a gun for protection after their home is burglarized.

Jack and Chrissy walk in on Janet while she is entertaining a date; they attempt to set some rules so that they can be assured private time in the apartment with potential dates.

Jack's modeling job requires him to pose nude.

A bureaucrat is arrested for drunkenness; a 12-year-old who robs Chano's apartment; Wojo forces the precinct's favorite deli closed for minor health code infractions.

Barney creates a problem when he assigns a robbery case to Fish and Yemana and turns the typing over to newly assigned Detective Janice Wentworth.

Ann fails to invite Schneider to her party.

In one of the most critical times of their lives, Julie must come to terms with being a woman and Ann with being a mother.

Louise's visiting uncle gets a cold reception from George and Lionel.

Mother Jefferson announces wedding plans.

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

Actor Tim Conway; actor Hal Linden; Don Stanley.

Becker takes matters into his own hands after the city fails to fix a flickering streetlight outside of his apartment..

Becker is skeptical when Reggie suggests acupuncture as a treatment for his aching back.