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Gail and Helen shock Joe when they become fast friends; airport staffers prepare for a presidential visit.

Joe and Brian's plan to excavate Roy's backyard in search of $250,000 turns out to be all wet.

Jamie's looking for another job but can't decide what she wants to do; she wants to go on a double date with Paul's boss, Lou, and his girlfriend, but Paul is against it because he's angry with Lou for editing his film and not telling him.

Lisa becomes famous when her psychologist publishes a book blaming Jamie for Lisa's problems. Jamie's not pleased at what's said about her and Paul gets caught in the middle when the sisters argue.

Charlene dreams that she and her Sugarbakers colleagues are World War II USO performers.

A freak snowstorm forces Suzanne and Anthony to share a cheap motel room.

Mary, Rose and Pearl try to prevent a graffiti artist from defacing the apartment.

Lester reconsiders a contracting bid when he learns that the backers have investments in South Africa.

An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.

Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.

A life-and-death situation grips the Jefferson household.

When George forgets Mother Jefferson's birthday, Louise saves the day.

Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.

Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.

Hazel finds that the burglar she tapped on the head with a baseball bat is basically honest.

Jeannie forces Tony's flight down on a desert island to celebrate the anniversary of Tony's discovery of her bottle; Tony forgets their anniversary.

After Tony tells Jeannie that he wishes every day was a Sunday, Jeannie takes him at his word and makes it happen.

Larry thinks Darrin is seeing another woman; Samantha and Darrin add some spice to their marriage.

Ousted Abner moves in with Darrin and Samantha after a fight with his wife.

Maude has the time of her life fixing up blind dates for Vivian with every available loser in town.

Arthur threatens to close down Maude's charity musical, which he calls hard-core pornography.

Mel injures his back at Alice's apartment and has to stay there for two weeks.

Alice and Vera are stunned when it seems that Flo and Mel have become more than friends, but both go to Alice to try and break off the new relationship.

The ugliness of sexual violation rocks the Eastland School when Natalie is assaulted on her way home from a campus party.

A former Eastland student, now a teenage wife and mother, stops by for a visit.

When a fanatical fan steals a Cosmic Cow puppet, Henry sets out to recover it.

April schemes to effect a reconciliation between Henry and the brother he hasn't spoken to for 40 years.

Elyse catches gambling fever while on a business trip to Atlantic City, N.J.

Alex asks for Mallory's advice when he fails his first college assignment.

An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.

Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.

A battle of the sexes erupts when Manhattan South takes the credit after Wentworth subdues a would-be assassin.

The massage parlors lining Second Avenue rub the merchants the wrong way; The detectives arrest an mugger who's in her eighties.

Ginny surprises everyone with the revelation that she has a daughter.

Ann's emergency call brings a young doctor whose bedside manner leaves a lot to be desired.

A life-and-death situation grips the Jefferson household.

When George forgets Mother Jefferson's birthday, Louise saves the day.

Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.

Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.

Actor David Steinberg; actor Drew Carey; actor Regis Philbin.

Jake realizes that he can't forgive the man (Cress Williams) whose drunken driving cost him his eyesight.

Margaret's day off wreaks havoc in the office when Becker and Linda are forced to do her job and theirs.

Roy's grief over the death of his wife continues -- until Joe and Brian discover she is alive.

Brian, Joe, Roy and Lowell's getaway golf weekend is spoiled by a tropical storm.

The death of another Paul Buchman ruins the Buchmans' credit and prompts Paul's curiosity about the deceased.

Paul gets a job working in Chicago for two months, only coming home at weekends. He and Jamie hate being separated, but when they both plan surprise visits to the other it's a disaster.

The ladies accompany a socially inept friend (Marc Silver) to his high-school reunion.

A convicted murderer from Anthony's prison past offers him a business partnership.

Brenda gets a job at a fast-food restaurant.

Sandra seeks Mary's help when her straight-laced mother visits.

Sabrina faces being trapped in the unhappy other side of the looking glass unless she can change everyone's mood.

Hilda and Zelda (Caroline Rhea, Beth Broderick) change into teenage chaperones so Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) can attend her first rock concert. Guest stars: Violent Femmes.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) meets a handsome ski instructor (guest star David Chokachi) while on a family ski trip to Mars. Chris Elliott also guest stars.

Harvey (Nate Richert) is transformed into a frog after he and Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) kiss.

Mork goes out of his way to be nice to his grouchy new neighbor, Mr. Bickley; Mork invites him to dinner in an attempt to straighten things out.

Mork agrees to officiate at the marriage of a young friend and his girlfriend.

Exidor offers Mork and Mindy the use of his mountain retreat for a restful weekend, but it ends up out of this world.

Mindy sinks into a depression when Mork reveals he has been ordered to leave Earth.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Stanley fears a visit from Helen's mother is permanent.

Bradford and Jack try to outdo each other when they take care of an ill Vicky.

Jack and Chrissy walk in on Janet while she is entertaining a date; they attempt to set some rules so that they can be assured private time in the apartment with potential dates.

Jack's modeling job requires him to pose nude.

Alice decides it is time to have the "facts of life" talk with Tommy, but discovers that he is already taking a sex education class in school.

Flo's first husband is in town and she is convinced that his womanizing days are over, until he makes a pass at Alice.

A bureaucrat is arrested for drunkenness; a 12-year-old who robs Chano's apartment; Wojo forces the precinct's favorite deli closed for minor health code infractions.

Barney creates a problem when he assigns a robbery case to Fish and Yemana and turns the typing over to newly assigned Detective Janice Wentworth.

George tricks a reporter into interviewing him.

George contracts the "rich man's disease.".

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

Ann fails to invite Schneider to her party.

In one of the most critical times of their lives, Julie must come to terms with being a woman and Ann with being a mother.

Desperate Archie turns to a loan shark when the money for the restaurant addition runs out.

The restaurant's grand opening is only hours away -- and Archie hasn't hired a cook yet.

Maude gets the surprise of her life when a high-school friend pays her a visit after 25 years.

Maude and Walter unwittingly become part owners of a ghetto tenement.

A mobster (Pat Harrington Jr.) thinks Danny is romancing his girlfriend.

A skunk sprays the Partridge bus before the group is scheduled to perform.

A lost dog inspires George to buy an alarm system.

Hazel's nephew takes George's niece to a bowling alley.

Jeannie interferes with an important physical that Tony is to take.

Jeannie reads up on how to be an American woman from a self-help book.

Samantha and her friends decide to change the public image of witches.

Teenager Liza Randall interviews Darrin about his career in advertising for a school newspaper.

Actor Fernando Lamas; comic Richard Pryor; actress Robyn Hilton; writer William Peter Blatty.

Jack and Chrissy walk in on Janet while she is entertaining a date; they attempt to set some rules so that they can be assured private time in the apartment with potential dates.

Jack's modeling job requires him to pose nude.

Stanley fears a visit from Helen's mother is permanent.

Bradford and Jack try to outdo each other when they take care of an ill Vicky.

Henry, Monroe, Muriel and Mrs. Stinson (Pat Carroll) want to help a Vietnamese family find the American Dream.

Tropical isle; "Bionic Baby.".

Noel Coward spoof; escaped convict.

Red-faced vicar; Hotel Sordide.

Slapstick sketches features the British comedian.

Nicole dotes on Michael after he suffers an apparent heart attack during a strenuous racquetball match with Joey.

Joey's visiting friend creates tension between Joey and Michael.

Cory (Vonni Ribisi) is prodded by his older brother to prove his manhood by kissing Nicole (Staci Keanan).

Michael (Paul Reiser) gets Nicole (Staci Keanan) a role in a commercial starring teen idol Scott Cameo (Scott Baio).

A serious flood hits Peekskill, so Blair and Tootie rush to the stables to protect the animals, only to become trapped there; Mr. Bradley attempts to rescue them.

Adopted Natalie wants to find her natural mother.

After Jessica and Corinne threaten him, Peter is slain.

When a news leak develops in the governor's household, Benson searches for the culprit.

Benson is delighted when Marcy falls for his old war buddy -- until he learns his friend's secret.

A series of strange incidents seem to be the work of the ghost of a murdered former governor.

After Taylor's disastrous attempt for political office, he blames Benson for his defeat.

Mary becomes jealous when Sandra lands a job at Lester's office.

Mary goes to her first football game, much to the dismay of all the fans.

Mary is shocked when Brenda asks Sandra for tips on how to attract a boy.

Mary and Sandra compete over who will be the better piano player.

Charlie (Howard Hesseman) attempts to show smart-aleck Eric (Brian Robbins) how difficult it is to teach a troublemaking student.

Charlie tries to convince Simone to attend a memorial service for a poet who once trashed her literary efforts.

Each program travels to several destinations around the state of Texas.

Jennifer reflects on her past and future while in the hospital for a tonsillectomy.

A hysterical Mallory disrupts Alex's college interview to tell him about her two-timing boyfriend.

Elyse is worried about her soon-to-be-divorced mother's quick jump into the singles world.

Mallory's afraid she'll lose her new boyfriend if she doesn't give in to his romantic requests.

Drew (Drew Carey) is forced to take extra security measures when he fires an unstable employee (guest star David Cross).

Drew (Drew Carey) is given the task of training Mr. Bell's back-stabbing nephew (guest star Michael Landes).

Drew (Drew Carey) ponders life after he is mistakenly believed to have been killed in a car accident.

Drew (Drew Carey) is pleased to get his own assistant, until he discovers who it is. With Kathy Kinney.