KIVY-LD

George tells Jessica a medieval bedtime story.

George and Tom challenge each other to a marathon.

The Jeffersons' neighbor is in the Ku Klux Klan.

A visit to her old home in Harlem brings back memories for Louise.

George has to give the eulogy for one of his employees, a man who was universally detested.

A smooth-talking record producer offers Florence fame, fortune and a recording session.

Ralph the doorman is convinced that George is cheating on Louise.

A "make-believe" murder begins to look like the real thing when George, Louise and Florence go on a mystery writers' cruise.

George refuses to accept the obvious and tries to piece together clues that will substantiate his own theory about the murder.

Florence's faith is shaken when her church's new minister misappropriates funds.

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

George becomes embroiled in a furious battle of the sexes after one of his store managers quits.

Lionel tries to hide denting the van from George.

Lamont discovers that his new fiancee may actually be his half sister.

A bum threatens to sue Fred when he accidentally injures himself in the junkyard.

Hazel is persona non grata at a pajama party she has planned.

Tony agrees to a seance with Roger's new girlfriend in order to prove she is a fraud.

Jeannie makes one of Tony's paintings appear as an original Rembrandt.

The neighborhood women become jealous when a model moves into town.

After an argument while he is teaching her to drive, Darrin enrolls Samantha in a driving school and the owner assigns his nervous brother-in-law Harold to teach her.

Walter's plans to spend a romantic day with Maude are thwarted by Vivian's divorce proceedings.

The man repairing the Findlays' furnace is more interested in lighting Florida's fire than in heating the house.

Alice encounters a flasher and Flo faces a handsome ex-husband who wants another divorce.

An elderly American Indian claims that the diner is built on his tribal burial grounds and announces that he has come there to die.

Jo fears her classmates will find out about her father's disreputable past.

Cosmetics saleswoman Blair, gives Tootie a new look.

The Rushes have to break the news of Rafkin's death to one of his friends.

The Rush family starts a round of bickering when Henry decides to make out his will.

Alex has two dates for the senior prom after his dream girl changes her mind about going with him.

Elyse goes on stage at a local club to sing folk style, but finds the audience does not like it.

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

A glimpse at Ailing Fish's home life ensues when the detective is forced to go on restrictive duty; fish decides to quit the force.

While off duty, two female detectives go undercover to solve a campus drug case; A man is convinced that a photo of Jean Harlow is of his missing wife.

Business turns into pleasure when Ann takes over the company's symphony account and meets with a charming visiting conductor.

Ann, Julie, Barbara, Ginny and Schneider put on a New Year's Eve show for the lonely residents of a retirement hotel.

George becomes embroiled in a furious battle of the sexes after one of his store managers quits.

Lionel tries to hide denting the van from George.

Lamont discovers that his new fiancee may actually be his half sister.

A bum threatens to sue Fred when he accidentally injures himself in the junkyard.

McLean Stevenson; James Woods; Bum Phillips; The Might Carson Art Players.

Reggie starts dating a guy she had a crush on during high school; Becker is upset at a colleague's success.

Bad weather grounds Becker and Reggie's flight in Buffalo, N.Y., leaving the cantankerous duo with nothing to do but complain.

Helen's friends encourage her to attend Fay's self-help group with Brian.

Lowell camps out in the plane after Bunny (Laura Innes) kicks him out for his unreasonable jealousy.

Paul is supposed to be baby-sitting his nephew on Halloween, but is working and forgets to tell Jamie. She ends up taking him trick or treating, and worries what will happen if she and Paul have a child of their own.

While visiting a museum, Jamie and Paul wonder about what brought them together. Jamie's convinced it was fate, which annoys Paul. He's also angry that she's spending more time with her friend than him. The pair discover they once met as children.

An eccentric client (Elliott Reid) with bizarre requests -- and a feisty Bernice Clifton -- complicate the women's lives.

Suzanne's ex-husband (Gerald McRaney) is depressed because his latest book won't be released as a paperback.

Brenda turns to the worldly Sandra for advice when she meets a new boy.

Calvin prepares to leave Washington, D.C., after his Air Force father (Rick Fitts) drops by.

A pregnant woman claims Jack is the father of her unborn child.

Jack discovers what appears to be marijuana plants in Roper's garden.

Mother Jefferson and Louise fight over George while at a funeral.

A mysterious midnight call causes chaos in the Jefferson household.

Fred invites his fiancee and a door-to-door saleswoman to dinner on the same evening.

When Fred receives a slight injury in a car mishap, Lamont hires a housekeeper to help out.

George fails to vote for a proposition he has endorsed.

A local museum is showing an exhibit from Jeannie's old home.

Jeannie learns that a member of a family involved in a feud with her family is coming to the United States.

Samantha's Aunt Clara comes for a visit; Aunt Clara's magic makes her a popular baby sitter.

Darrin buys a garage door opener to cover up Samantha's witchcraft.

Maude insists that she is not jealous when Vivian returns from a vacation looking 10 years younger.

Maude decides that a face lift is the only thing that can lift her spirits.

Mel hires a man to work at the diner for more money than he is paying the waitresses.

Alice is moonlighting as a singer, and the lack of sleep is making her tardy.

A top fashion photographer arrives on campus to search for the new face of the '80s.

Mrs. Garrett's son Alex visits her at Eastland; Natalie is impressed by his claims of having played on several recording sessions for popular musicians, but Blair doesn't trust him.

A self-effacing Monroe takes an assertiveness-training course that turns him into an egomaniac.

Muriel's latest assignment interferes with Henry's 25th anniversary plans.

When Skippy learns that he is adopted, Alex accompanies him to meet his real mother.

Certain that he will be named class valedictorian, Alex becomes dismayed when his girlfriend wins the honor instead.

A pregnant woman claims Jack is the father of her unborn child.

Jack discovers what appears to be marijuana plants in Roper's garden.

The financially ailing city plans to save money by closing the precinct; store owners begin paying protection money.

A pregnant shoplifter goes into labor; Fish must stop a suicidal man from ringing in the new year by jumping.

Julie announces she has experienced rebirth.

Julie's first Christian project involves having a derelict as a houseguest.

Mother Jefferson and Louise fight over George while at a funeral.

A mysterious midnight call causes chaos in the Jefferson household.

Fred invites his fiancee and a door-to-door saleswoman to dinner on the same evening.

When Fred receives a slight injury in a car mishap, Lamont hires a housekeeper to help out.

Comic Milton Berle; actress Carol Siskind; actor Don Yesso.

Becker receives phone calls from a woman he doesn't know, then ends up meeting her only to be shocked by a secret she's been keeping.

Becker won't listen to his doctor after he is accidentally shot during an argument between two motorists.

Joe enters a local election against a previously unopposed Roy, but a dark-horse candidate emerges.

A wealthy and extravagant woman (Tyne Daly) becomes romantically interested in Brian.

Jamie thinks Paul has arranged a surprise party for her 30th birthday, but in fact he has something different planned. It all goes wrong when they are accidentally separated on a crowded subway car en route to the surprise.

Jamie and Paul are invited to join Ira and Fran on a free weekend in Atlantic City. They discover it's been arranged by Marianne, Ira's long estranged ex-wife (Cyndi Lauper), who needs him to sign their divorce papers.

Reese (Hal Holbrook) suffers a heart attack after an arm-wrestling match with an old buddy (Jack Bannon).

Suzanne and Mary Jo become romantic rivals while doing a job aboard a cruise ship.

Sandra writes a raunchy novel that includes characters based on her close friends.

Rose turns to a video dating service to find a man.

Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.

The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.

War breaks out between the Willises and the Jeffersons, with Lionel and Jenny as the first casualties.

George adds fuel to the fire by setting Lionel up with another girl.

Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.

Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.

Hazel exposes a woman bent on marriage as a poor parent.

When Doctor Bellows finds Tony floating in midair, he insists that he perform that same trick at the NASA talent show.

A vase hits Tony on the head giving him amnesia, but only to Jeannie's identity.

Gladys comes dangerously close to learning the truth about Samantha.

Endora enlists the aid of a warlock to wreck the Stephenses' marriage.

Walter issues an ultimatum when Maude takes a part-time job selling real estate.

Maude finds herself in a tug of war with her own double standards.

Alice, Flo, and Vera have a girls night out. At a singles bar Alice and Flo each meet a great guy, only to discover they have been talking to the same guy.

Alice discovers that one of the diner's regulars may be a gangster.

Tootie and Natalie visit Tootie's aunt Sylvia in Buffalo, N.Y.; they end up in the middle of a marital flare-up.

Tootie is tired of being treated like a little girl; Blair brings home two bottles of fine European wine; Tootie drinks some to show she has become an adult.

Jackie falls in love with a policeman, much to Henry's disappointment.

April's affair with a middle-aged music executive doesn't set too well with Henry.

Jennifer reflects on her past and future while in the hospital for a tonsillectomy.

Elyse starts neglecting her family when she is hired by a top architectural firm.

Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.

The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.

Wojo is shot at by a sniper; Luger stops by the 12th to check on the sniper case; A con man is selling $3,500 charter flights to Saturn.

A man turns in an envelope with $3500; Wojo must face his fear of flying by escorting a bigamist prisoner on a flight to Cleveland.

Ann's decision about a car for the girls leaves everyone disappointed and frustrated, especially after their father interferes.

Schneider offers himself to Ginny.

War breaks out between the Willises and the Jeffersons, with Lionel and Jenny as the first casualties.

George adds fuel to the fire by setting Lionel up with another girl.

Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.

Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.

Actor Bonnie Hunt; actor Cathy Ladman; actor and comedian Martin Short.

Becker is forced to stay at home and deal with his neighbors during his recuperation period; Margaret and Linda try to find a fill-in doctor.

Becker believes Elizabeth might be a dishonest doctor when she lies about having aspirin to stop his pain.