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Stanley fears a visit from Helen's mother is permanent.

Bradford and Jack try to outdo each other when they take care of an ill Vicky.

Jack and Chrissy walk in on Janet while she is entertaining a date; they attempt to set some rules so that they can be assured private time in the apartment with potential dates.

Jack's modeling job requires him to pose nude.

Alice decides it is time to have the "facts of life" talk with Tommy, but discovers that he is already taking a sex education class in school.

Flo's first husband is in town and she is convinced that his womanizing days are over, until he makes a pass at Alice.

A bureaucrat is arrested for drunkenness; a 12-year-old who robs Chano's apartment; Wojo forces the precinct's favorite deli closed for minor health code infractions.

Barney creates a problem when he assigns a robbery case to Fish and Yemana and turns the typing over to newly assigned Detective Janice Wentworth.

George tricks a reporter into interviewing him.

George contracts the "rich man's disease.".

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

Ann fails to invite Schneider to her party.

In one of the most critical times of their lives, Julie must come to terms with being a woman and Ann with being a mother.

Desperate Archie turns to a loan shark when the money for the restaurant addition runs out.

The restaurant's grand opening is only hours away -- and Archie hasn't hired a cook yet.

Maude gets the surprise of her life when a high-school friend pays her a visit after 25 years.

Maude and Walter unwittingly become part owners of a ghetto tenement.

A mobster (Pat Harrington Jr.) thinks Danny is romancing his girlfriend.

A skunk sprays the Partridge bus before the group is scheduled to perform.

A lost dog inspires George to buy an alarm system.

Hazel's nephew takes George's niece to a bowling alley.

Jeannie interferes with an important physical that Tony is to take.

Jeannie reads up on how to be an American woman from a self-help book.

Samantha and her friends decide to change the public image of witches.

Teenager Liza Randall interviews Darrin about his career in advertising for a school newspaper.

Actor Fernando Lamas; comic Richard Pryor; actress Robyn Hilton; writer William Peter Blatty.

Jack and Chrissy walk in on Janet while she is entertaining a date; they attempt to set some rules so that they can be assured private time in the apartment with potential dates.

Jack's modeling job requires him to pose nude.

Stanley fears a visit from Helen's mother is permanent.

Bradford and Jack try to outdo each other when they take care of an ill Vicky.

Henry, Monroe, Muriel and Mrs. Stinson (Pat Carroll) want to help a Vietnamese family find the American Dream.

Tropical isle; "Bionic Baby.".

Noel Coward spoof; escaped convict.

Red-faced vicar; Hotel Sordide.

Slapstick sketches features the British comedian.

Nicole dotes on Michael after he suffers an apparent heart attack during a strenuous racquetball match with Joey.

Joey's visiting friend creates tension between Joey and Michael.

Cory (Vonni Ribisi) is prodded by his older brother to prove his manhood by kissing Nicole (Staci Keanan).

Michael (Paul Reiser) gets Nicole (Staci Keanan) a role in a commercial starring teen idol Scott Cameo (Scott Baio).

A serious flood hits Peekskill, so Blair and Tootie rush to the stables to protect the animals, only to become trapped there; Mr. Bradley attempts to rescue them.

Adopted Natalie wants to find her natural mother.

After Jessica and Corinne threaten him, Peter is slain.

When a news leak develops in the governor's household, Benson searches for the culprit.

Benson is delighted when Marcy falls for his old war buddy -- until he learns his friend's secret.

A series of strange incidents seem to be the work of the ghost of a murdered former governor.

After Taylor's disastrous attempt for political office, he blames Benson for his defeat.

Mary becomes jealous when Sandra lands a job at Lester's office.

Mary goes to her first football game, much to the dismay of all the fans.

Mary is shocked when Brenda asks Sandra for tips on how to attract a boy.

Mary and Sandra compete over who will be the better piano player.

Charlie (Howard Hesseman) attempts to show smart-aleck Eric (Brian Robbins) how difficult it is to teach a troublemaking student.

Charlie tries to convince Simone to attend a memorial service for a poet who once trashed her literary efforts.

Each program travels to several destinations around the state of Texas.

Jennifer reflects on her past and future while in the hospital for a tonsillectomy.

A hysterical Mallory disrupts Alex's college interview to tell him about her two-timing boyfriend.

Elyse is worried about her soon-to-be-divorced mother's quick jump into the singles world.

Mallory's afraid she'll lose her new boyfriend if she doesn't give in to his romantic requests.

Drew (Drew Carey) is forced to take extra security measures when he fires an unstable employee (guest star David Cross).

Drew (Drew Carey) is given the task of training Mr. Bell's back-stabbing nephew (guest star Michael Landes).

Drew (Drew Carey) ponders life after he is mistakenly believed to have been killed in a car accident.

Drew (Drew Carey) is pleased to get his own assistant, until he discovers who it is. With Kathy Kinney.

Dave (Dave Foley) suggests hiring a temp (guest star Bebe Neuwirth) when it appears Beth (Vicki Lewis) is overworked.

When Bill decides to write his autobiography, he slips into a depression.

Lisa (Maura Tierney) takes a temporary job with MTV and interviews members of the heavy-metal band Anthrax.

Dave (Dave Foley) begins to think Bill (Phil Hartman) is being pretentious when he arrives at the office carrying a cane.

Maya's past behavior makes it hard for Jack to get Hannah enrolled in Maya's old school; Elliot and Nina discover they share a fascination with the same blues singer/songwriter.

Maya's long-running efforts for literacy are upstaged when her father makes a big donation and gets credit.

Elliott conspires to flaunt his flashy career and glamorous lifestyle before his old school friends at a memorial service for one of his high-school teachers; Jack trains Finch on how to exert power over others..

Nina outdoes Finch by giving Jack a celebrity monkey for his birthday, then struggles to conceal it; Maya tries to impress a friend (Lisa Edelstein).

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

A publisher asks Louise to write a cookbook of "ghetto" recipes.

Helen and Tom get caught in a tight spot -- George's bathroom.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Hazel's plan to get George an assistant fails when George's client comes up with his own suggestion.

Mr Higgins from the IRS suspects Tony is the head of a smuggling operation.

Jeannie makes Dr. Bellows think Tony can control the weather.

Samantha and Endora start changing Darrin's face while he sleeps.

Darrin regrets getting involved in local politics.

Maude learns of a clause in Walter's will that indicates he isn't practicing what he's preaching.

Maude's surprise wedding gift to Carol and Chris results in unexpected problems for everyone.

Mel hits on a unique scheme to give everyone a white Christmas.

Vera believes that God has visited when George Burns drops by the diner.

Blair's mother arrives on a surprise visit, and Blair is ecstatic until she inadvertently discovers her mother has a serious illness; her mother has breast cancer.

Jo's chance to write a hot news story leads her on a trail of revenge and repercussions.

An old friend with a penchant for practical jokes sets Henry up with a woman in a restaurant.

On a ski trip with Sara and Jackie, Henry finds himself alone with champagne and a hot tub until unexpected company arrives.

Jennifer's old buddy returns for a visit, but she has to try and woo him away from Mallory.

Alex announces that his talents are being wasted in a part-time job at the TV station.

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

A police psychiatrist examines the squad; The psychiatrist recommends that Wojo have his gun taken away.

Fish is attracted to a mugger's mother. A man who turned in $3,500 he found a few weeks ago and wants to claim.

Ann's expected promotion is given to a man who is less qualified.

Ann is suddenly involved in the intimate problems of strangers.

A publisher asks Louise to write a cookbook of "ghetto" recipes.

Helen and Tom get caught in a tight spot -- George's bathroom.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Jimmy Brogan; actor Roger Rees; actor Michael Landon.

Dietary changes start runaway rumors that soon have the whole community believing that Becker is going to die.

Becker is sentenced to an anger management course after he verbally assaults two officers; Bob's mother kicks him out of her retirement home.