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Maude's surprise wedding gift to Carol and Chris results in unexpected problems for everyone.

Mel hits on a unique scheme to give everyone a white Christmas.

Vera believes that God has visited when George Burns drops by the diner.

Blair's mother arrives on a surprise visit, and Blair is ecstatic until she inadvertently discovers her mother has a serious illness; her mother has breast cancer.

Jo's chance to write a hot news story leads her on a trail of revenge and repercussions.

An old friend with a penchant for practical jokes sets Henry up with a woman in a restaurant.

On a ski trip with Sara and Jackie, Henry finds himself alone with champagne and a hot tub until unexpected company arrives.

Jennifer's old buddy returns for a visit, but she has to try and woo him away from Mallory.

Alex announces that his talents are being wasted in a part-time job at the TV station.

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

A police psychiatrist examines the squad; The psychiatrist recommends that Wojo have his gun taken away.

Fish is attracted to a mugger's mother. A man who turned in $3,500 he found a few weeks ago and wants to claim.

Ann's expected promotion is given to a man who is less qualified.

Ann is suddenly involved in the intimate problems of strangers.

A publisher asks Louise to write a cookbook of "ghetto" recipes.

Helen and Tom get caught in a tight spot -- George's bathroom.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Jimmy Brogan; actor Roger Rees; actor Michael Landon.

Dietary changes start runaway rumors that soon have the whole community believing that Becker is going to die.

Becker is sentenced to an anger management course after he verbally assaults two officers; Bob's mother kicks him out of her retirement home.

Antonio enlists Helen to pretend to be his fiancee to avoid his deportation by the INS.

Helen is desperate to escape her marriage to Antonio; Brian finds a match for Joe on a matchbook cover.

Fran tells Jamie that she may be pregnant; Ira tells Paul he's got someone pregnant, but there are lots of misunderstandings until the truth is revealed.

Paul invests in a virtual reality company. At first Jamie doesn't approve, but when she tries the technology out she finds she likes a virtual Paul that always agrees with her. Appearances by Christie Brinkley and Andre Agassi.

Charlene withdraws after being dumped by her boyfriend (Doug Barr).

Suzanne and Julia learn that their half-brother wants to be a stand-up comic.

A robber locks Mary, Lester, Sandra and Pee-wee Herman in a toy store.

Mary and Lester face a tax audit.

Jack and Chrissy compete in a test of willpower.

Jack, Janet and Chrissy think that Helen is having an affair.

Lionel celebrates a bit too much after graduation.

The membership committee of an exclusive tennis club invites George to join.

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

A secretary goes out of her way to keep Hazel from a wedding.

Tony strains his eyes while studying for a sub-orbital flight. Dr. Bellows orders him to take an eye test; Jeannie helps.

Jeannie is furious when Roger arranges a double date for himself and Tony.

Samantha and Endora take supernatural steps to prevent the demise of their favorite restaurant.

Samantha's cousin, an elf, starts playing pranks on Darrin in order to break up his marriage.

Walter's incessant practicing on an electric organ drives the whole household up the wall.

Walter turns from a benevolent host into a scrooge when he and Maude give a Christmas party for his employees.

Flo's vanity fights with her need to get glasses. When she finally agrees, J.V. tells her he is married. Flo is convinced it is because of the glasses.

A high school basketball player falls for Alice when Tommy invites him over for dinner. He slips into depression when she refuses to go to the prom with him.

Mrs. Garrett must take a second job at the Howard Johnson's when she loses her pension; this takes a toll on her mood and her Eastland work, so she must choose between the two.

Jo's relationship with her boyfriend is in jeopardy when she falls for her class-project husband.

Muriel sides with Henry when her mother voices her disapproval of him.

In her seventh month of pregnancy Muriel is feeling unattractive.

Alex tries to help Mallory with her grades at school to keep her part-time job at a clothing shop.

While working at a crisis center for class credit, Alex and a friend get a call from a suicidal student.

Jack and Chrissy compete in a test of willpower.

Jack, Janet and Chrissy think that Helen is having an affair.

The Mole leads Harris and Wojo on a chase through the city sewer system. Fish considers an operation.

Wojo is alarmed to learn that New York City doesn't have an up-to-date emergency evacuation procedure.

The night of a dance finds Barbara in trouble.

Ann finds she has little in common with the other patrons of Ginny's singles bar.

Lionel celebrates a bit too much after graduation.

The membership committee of an exclusive tennis club invites George to join.

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

Actress Susan Sarandon; celebrity Brooke Shields; actress Carol Wayne; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

When Dr. Becker buys a motorcycle, everyone thinks it's a midlife crisis.

Becker throws a dinner party so his girlfriend (Frances Fisher) can spend time with the gang.

A labor dispute sends Fay to work for Roy.

Joe and Brian relive the past in their condemned childhood home.

During their annual Valentine's Day re-enactment of his proposal at the Rockefeller Center ice rink, the Buchmans are transported back three years when Paul asked Jamie to marry him.

Paul's convinced they'll have bad luck because Jamie didn't return a blouse that she accidentally acquired. She gets rid of it, and their luck changes: they get a call inviting them to a party at Yoko Ono's apartment.

The father of a black student refuses to let him date Claudia.

Suzanne runs into trouble with the IRS, and resorts to desperate measures.

The police ask Sandra to help snare her larcenous boyfriend (Sam Scarber).

Mary and Lester's 20th wedding anniversary is marred when a family feud erupts.

Janet finds Jack in bed with her visiting sister.

A glib guru dazzles Chrissy into following him to his commune.

George has big plans for a first-rate second wedding, but Louise is having second thoughts.

George claims to be Thomas Jefferson's descendant.

A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

George and Dorothy argue over who Hazel likes better.

While watching a Western, Tony says he wished he lived in those old days, so Jeannie blinks him back there.

Tony complains that Jeannie is constantly getting him into trouble.

Samantha's Aunt Clara arrives on the Stephenses' first anniversary.

Darrin gets conflicting advice from Larry and Endora on how to treat his pregnant wife.

Vivian begins to resent Arthur's constant eulogizing of his late wife in every conversation.

Maude finally meets her match when a black teenager from the ghetto visits the Findlay house.

Alice's psychology course causes a lot of friction at the diner.

The gang at Mel's becomes upset when a young man complains about food additives.

Natalie's Grandma Mona, a Russian Jewish immigrant, comes to visit her; her plans for a private weekend fall through when her grandmother arrives.

Tootie is apprehensive about going on a camping trip with boys from Bates Academy.

Sara and April's new business is fined for violating city regulations.

Sara and Jackie exchange apartments with a European couple Henry suspects might be terrorists.

Alex rents out rooms for the Leland homecoming football game to pay for Mallory's auto mishap.

Alex is angry when his best friend decides to wed and refuses to be his best man.

Janet finds Jack in bed with her visiting sister.

A glib guru dazzles Chrissy into following him to his commune.

Wojo brings in a sick perpetrator who collapses on the floor. The entire precinct is placed under quarantine, including a prostitute who gets friendly with Fish, Marty, Mr Driscoll, and Inspector Luger.

As the quarantine continues, Yemana and Harris uncover some insights into their feelings. Small pox or Chicken pox.

Julie cracks under the pressure of her upcoming college boards.

The girls start to worry when Ann doesn't call while away on a business trip.

George has big plans for a first-rate second wedding, but Louise is having second thoughts.

George claims to be Thomas Jefferson's descendant.

A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

Bob Hope; Seven Lovelies from "B.J. and the Bear"; Argus Hamilton.

Becker refuses to pay for a long-distance phone call; Bob (Saverio Guerra) invests in inspirational tapes on success.

Becker mistakenly leaves horrible news on the wrong answering machine and desperately tries to take it back.

Frasier and Lilith Crane fly to Nantucket to film a self-help video but run into a storm of trouble named Helen.

A passenger (William Hickey) with a round-trip ticket to the destination of his choice causes trouble for the brothers.

Jamie and Paul are horrified to discover that a private tape of their lovemaking has accidentally been given back to a video store, instead of the movie they rented, and the couple is determined to get it back before anyone else sees it.

Jamie and Paul find some love letters written by a previous tenant, and uncover a love story from WWII which Jamie feels is similar to her relationship with Paul.

Suzanne visits Atlantic City, N.J., hoping to win enough to pay her back taxes.

Prejudice rears its ugly head when Julia and Suzanne are accepted into a very exclusive club.

Pearl meets "Mr. Right" (Charles Lampkin) in a singles bar.

Mary discovers Brenda's friend is selling drugs.

The girls accuse Jack of wanting Larry's fiancee.

Chrissy plans a business trip with her boss.

George is furious when Louise hires Florence as a live-in maid.

George is overjoyed when Louise accuses him of having an affair.

A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.

Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.

When Barney, the mailman, fails to appear for work, Hazel begins to worry.

Jeannie is jealous when Tony refuses to break a date with a friend.

Jeannie tells Tony she has never had a birthday but knows that Neptune was in Scorpio the day she was born. Tony tries to find out her birthday through a NASA computer, but Dr. Bellows finds out and takes the answer away before Tony can read it.

Strange things begin happening to Darrin's friend Adam Newlarkin; Aunt Clara tells Samantha he has inherited the spell placed by a witch on his ancestor who was a judge in Salem 200 years before.

Gladys jumps to conclusions when she sees Samantha with a baby in her arms.

Maude can't resist the temptation to go through Walter's wallet when it accidentally falls out of a drawer.

Maude makes a desperate attempt for recognition from Walter at her surprise party.

Flo's rodeo-riding brother falls for Alice, causing his horse to feel rejected.

An investigative reporter who fears for his life takes refuge in Mel's Diner.

Mr. Palmer, the French teacher, asks Geri out on a date; she seems to be having a good time, but Blair believes the man has an ulterior motive for taking her cousin out.

Blair's decision to donate part of her inheritance to Eastland brings unexpected family news.

Despite Henry's disapproval, Sara decides to pursue a TV talk show job instead of a college degree.

Jackie eagerly awaits a marriage proposal when Brad returns from a trip, but he's having second thoughts.

Steven and Elyse plan a nostalgic weekend with the kids before the baby arrives.

Alex tries to setup Skippy with a shy friend, but she thinks Alex is the one asking her out.

The girls accuse Jack of wanting Larry's fiancee.

Chrissy plans a business trip with her boss.

A woman, being held from voting by her husband, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention; a shoplifter gets escorted to vote by Wojo.

The usual loonies arrive during the full moon, including a man who swears he's turning into a werewolf.

Julie falls for an older man (Jim Hutton).

Julie's boss asks her to go with him on an out-of-town business trip.

George is furious when Louise hires Florence as a live-in maid.

George is overjoyed when Louise accuses him of having an affair.

A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.

Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.

Actor Melanie Griffith; actor Tim Allen; photographer William Wegman.

John must sweat out two weeks of jury duty after his advice to Linda on how to avoid it backfires; Bob gives Jake a dog.

When Jake discovers that his dinner date is blind, he confesses that he doesn't want to date someone who cannot see.

Having failed at real estate, Helen tries her hand at stand-up comedy.

Joe, Brian, Helen and Lowell bet on who will land the worst date through a video dating service.

Jamie and Paul go out to dinner with both sets of parents. Their mothers begin to argue over the last scampi, but Jamie and Paul refuse to take sides. Lisa plays one set of parents against the other.

Jamie is nervous about going back to college so Paul does his best to encourage her. Paul panics when he realizes that he forgot to mail in her registration, so he rushes to the college to put things right before she gets there.

Julia's solo with the Atlanta Symphony gives Charlene courage to oppose her minister.

Mary Jo faces a personal crisis when her ex-husband, Ted (Scott Bakula), re-enters her life.

Mary's new job at the travel agency takes her out of town with her boss.

Pearl is refused her Social Security check because records show that she's dead.

The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

Lionel has to take a lie detector test on the first day of his new job.

George thinks Lionel is ashamed of him for never having graduated from high school.

Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house but is too scared to identify the criminals for the police.

Lamont promotes an all-female singing trio from Philadelphia, The Three Degrees.

The IRS scrutinizes George's return when he demands a refund.

While Tony distracts Dr. Bellows, Roger taps into the NASA computer again. He finds the answer, but before he can tell Jeannie her birthday, he is shipped off to Alaska. Tony throws Jeannie a party anyway.

Jeannie becomes engaged to a handsome suitor to get Tony to pay attention to her.

Samantha arranges a meeting between Darrin and her mother to settle their differences.

A black Peruvian rose is making Samantha sick and lose her powers; Darrin gathers ingredients to cure ailing Samantha.

Maude plans a weekend wedding in wintry New England for Arthur and Vivian.

Florida finds it extremely difficult to tell Maude that she is quitting her job as housekeeper.

Flo is excited that her latest boyfriend has been wining and dining her and lavishing her with expensive gifts. Alice is excited for Flo but she is in for a shock she learns that he intends to make Flo his fourth wife and have her join his harem.

A famous philandering fashion photographer (guest star Desi Arnaz) complicates the waitresses' lives.

When Tootie beats Natalie for the lead role in the school play, a rift grows between the two of them; Natalie can do anything for the school-play lead.

Jo is caught in an international conflict when she meets a new Japanese student.

Muriel's labor pains start off with a bad note when a stuck piano blocks their way to the hospital.

Muriel finally goes into labor while a nervous Henry is at work, leaving her no choice but to ask Monroe for help.

The kids hirer a young lovable housekeeper with no skills for cleaning.

Alex begs the housekeeper to accompany him to a fraternity party.

The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

The squad investigates a hijacked bus that crashes in the neighborhood.

The detectives must arrest a 70-year-old recluse who hasn't left his apartment since World War II, after he refuses to do jury duty.

Schneider rescues Julie; guest Jim Hutton.

Julie's father hopes to halt her plans to marry her 42-year-old boss.

Lionel has to take a lie detector test on the first day of his new job.

George thinks Lionel is ashamed of him for never having graduated from high school.

Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house but is too scared to identify the criminals for the police.

Lamont promotes an all-female singing trio from Philadelphia, The Three Degrees.

Actor Ron Silver; Art Donovan; animal expert Joan Embery.

Dr. Becker butts heads with a priest over virtues of religion; Reggie, Jake and Bob try online investing.

Becker finds himself caught between his feelings for Liz and his fear of commitment when she receives a job offer in Chicago.

While Brian moonlights as a bank security guard to pay off his tax debt, a bandit (Tony Maggio) robs the safe.

Joe is asked by his former high-school baseball coach (Brian Doyle-Murray) to fly in the team's new pitcher (Matt Fox).

Paul agrees to go with Jamie on a blind date with Nick and Fran. He then discovers that Mark, Fran's ex-husband, is back in town and working in their local restaurant.

Jamie can't sleep after consuming four cups of coffee while studying for a big exam; Paul and Jamie lock themselves out of their apartment; Paul believes actor John Astin lives in their building.

An avalanche strands the ladies and their male companions (Doug Barr, Gerald McRaney, Hal Holbrook, Richard Gilliland) at a ski resort.

The women feel insecure when a Scandinavian beauty queen (Rika Hofmann) is hired to watch Mary Jo's kids.

Mary and Sandra dress in drag to get into Lester's men's club.

Mary's fantasy about an Old West showdown closely parallels her actual feelings about the opening of a sleazy neighborhood bar.

Sabrina cons Libby into joining an Adopt-A-Grandparent program; Zelda has second thoughts about dating a younger man.

A cat show leads Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) and Salem into a blackmail scheme; the mailman (Bill Fagerbakke) has a crush on Zelda (Beth Broderick).

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) has trouble sharing her father (Robby Benson) with his new girlfriend (Charlene Fernetz).

Sabrina casts a spell to increase the excitement at school but learns living in a soap opera world can be too complicated.

Yearning for a baby of his own, Mork arranges to buy one from a shady character for $10,000.

A kiss from Mindy releases the entire spectrum of Mork's long-repressed emotions.

Mork and Bickley are picked up by two stunning girls in a singles bar.

Mindy's nasty neighbor steals Mork's age machine and unwittingly puts the Orkan through several age changes.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Without telling Helen, Stanley decides to sell the townhouse -- and Helen thinks the prospective buyers are friendly neighbors.

Jack seeks a psychologist's romantic advice.

The job of manager is available at Janet's flower shop; when she is passed over for a more buxom employee, she decides to change her appearance in order to compete.

Jack throws a wild party when Chrissy and Janet go away for the weekend.

Alice and Flo come to the rescue when Vera decides that life isn't worth living.

Flo tries to talk Alice out of accepting a marriage proposal.

Inspector Luger visits Barney to complain; Wojo arrests a cross-dressing teamster. A neighborhood vigilante is over the hill.

Assured that no one knows his whereabouts, a state's witness against the syndicate gets a phone call right after he arrives at the 12th precinct.

George invites a high-society businessman to dinner the same night Louise has asked some old friends from Harlem.

Jenny gives her brother a cold reception when he appears after a two-year absence.

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

Ann's complaint over a mistake in her phone bill leads to trouble with the Secret Service.

Ann learns another woman is eyeing David.

Gloria, Mike and Joey arrive at the Bunker home for Thanksgiving.

Memories trigger family tensions when the Bunkers reunite for the holidays.

Walter goes into a deep depression over the arrival of his 50th birthday.

Maude takes on the medical profession after she receives treatment from a new doctor.

Danny tries his hand at stand-up comedy.

The Partridges spend the night after performing in a prison.

Hazel plots to get to Snowman's Lodge ahead of George's schedule.

Hazel's personality improvement classes have bad side effects.

Tony is assigned to serve as a technical director on a new movie.

Jeannie gets into hot water when she goes for a drive in Tony's car.

Larry Tate and his wife Louise fly to Paris, which makes Darrin's workload skyrocket.

Endora tells Samantha that her father is going to pay her a visit.

Ralph Nader; actor Danny Thomas; actor Jonathan Winters.

The job of manager is available at Janet's flower shop; when she is passed over for a more buxom employee, she decides to change her appearance in order to compete.

Jack throws a wild party when Chrissy and Janet go away for the weekend.

Without telling Helen, Stanley decides to sell the townhouse -- and Helen thinks the prospective buyers are friendly neighbors.

Jack seeks a psychologist's romantic advice.

To increase its popularity, the Marin Bugler holds a beauty contest, with unexpected repercussions for the winner.

Slapstick sketches features the British comedian.

"Movin' On" spoof; talk-show host.

TV spoof; parodies of singers.

Spoofs of "World of Sport," "Laugh In.".

When Michael's free-spirited sister pays him a visit after a long separation, he tries to stop doting and accept her as she is.

Michael fears for Nicole's safety when she goes away to camp.

The woman of Michael's (Paul Reiser) dreams is in love with Joey (Greg Evigan).

A reporter challenges Judge Wilbur's nomination to head a city commission. Former New York Mayor Ed Koch and Dr. Joyce Brothers make cameo appearances.

Blair and Sue Ann decide to join an exclusive group of girls whose favorite pastime is marijuana.

Mrs. Garrett assigns a streetwise student to be Blair's roommate.

Ingrid is Corinne's mother; the sheriff makes another arrest.

When Kraus leads a strike of mansion workers, Benson tries to do all their jobs.

Benson meets an old flame, now married, and the results are nearly disastrous.

With the governor incapacitated, Benson works to outwit an unscrupulous lieutenant governor.

Benson concocts a wild scheme to trap the person who bugged the governor's mansion.

Rose is attracted to a man Sandra rejects as being too straight-laced.

Brenda says she is library-bound, but meets Calvin at a dance instead.

Teenager Calvin pledges his love for Sandra.

Lester's former boss pays a visit, giving the impression he's wealthy.

In an academic competition against Soviet students, Eric refuses to participate because he doesn't want to look like a nerd.

Charlie's students discuss their love lives on Valentine's Day.

Each program travels to several destinations around the state of Texas.

Elyse goes on stage at a local club to sing folk style, but finds the audience does not like it.

Certain that he will be named class valedictorian, Alex becomes dismayed when his girlfriend wins the honor instead.

Alex has two dates for the senior prom after his dream girl changes her mind about going with him.

When Skippy learns that he is adopted, Alex accompanies him to meet his real mother.

Mr. Bell's edict on employee dating threatens Drew and Lisa's relationship; guest Tim Allen.

Drew (Drew Carey) asks his wild hairdresser (guest star Jamie Lee Curtis) on a date after Lisa (Katy Selverstone) accepts a date with another man.

Mimi, Kate and Lisa (Kathy Kinney, Christa Miller, guest star Katy Selverstone) compete for the same management position at the store.

Kate's mother (guest star Susan Saint James) disapproves of her daughter's relationship with Jay (guest star Robert Torti). With Christa Miller.