KIVY-LD

Jodie and Carol find love; Burt returns; Chester is arrested.

A mysterious conservationist sends dead fish and sludge to the mansion to protest a power project.

Benson and the governor make a late-night visit to a seedy bar to talk to constituents.

Benson, a veteran, is puzzled when he is told to report to the Army for "evaluation.".

A temporary secretary's efficiency makes Marcy feel threatened.

Mary urges Lester to give Calvin a job so that he will spend less time with Brenda.

Mary and Sandra compete on the "Wheel of Fortune" game show.

Mary goes shopping leaving ailing Lester in Brenda's care.

Mary poses as a Caribbean prime minister at a lavish reception for an art exhibit.

Charlie's (Howard Hesseman) students believe one of them must go to make room for a transfer student.

Dennis protests cafeteria cuisine.

Each program travels to several destinations around the state of Texas.

Alex announces that his talents are being wasted in a part-time job at the TV station.

Alex tries to setup Skippy with a shy friend, but she thinks Alex is the one asking her out.

Jennifer's old buddy returns for a visit, but she has to try and woo him away from Mallory.

While working at a crisis center for class credit, Alex and a friend get a call from a suicidal student.

Drew (Drew Carey) discovers his special relationship with his beloved music teacher wasn't unique after all. With Diedrich Bader and Christa Miller.

Drew's date takes him by surprise when she tells him she is a zoning inspector who must shut down his home brewery.

Mimi offers her father's trucks for the store's first Thanksgiving parade -- as long as she is the star attraction.

Drew and Mimi decide to crash a co-worker's party after finding out they were the only ones not invited.

When the station gets a lukewarm review in a national trade publication, the WNYX staff takes it personally.

Mutiny is in the air when budget cuts threaten the staff's office snacks. With Phil Hartman and Dave Foley.

Beth (Vicki Lewis) orders a video arcade game for the office, much to the delight of Mr. James and Dave (Stephen Root, Dave Foley).

Due to their lack of holiday spirit, Jimmy decides not to invite any of the WNYX employees to his annual Halloween bash.

Bringing her father and mother (Jessica Walter) together for the first time in 25 years creates complications for Maya.

Jack is hit by friendly fire when Finch accidentally shoots his company teammate in a paintball game.

Finch and the new nanny (Ana Gasteyer) are caught in an embrace by a camera hidden inside a teddy bear.

Maya is taken in by Finch's lie that Jack wants to turn a neighboring office into a daycare center, but what Jack really wants the space for is a steam room.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

George must make the painful admission that he needs Florence.

George stubbornly refuses to hire badly needed help for one of his stores.

A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

Feuding franchise owners cause Hazel's favorite team to lose.

When Tony orders Jeannie to help someone else, she helps to rob a bank.

The president comes to Tony's home while a new genie is in training.

Samantha learns that Tabitha has inherited her powers of witchcraft.

Aunt Clara visits and believes her powers have finally blown a fuse, but in truth, Tabitha is the culprit.

Maude decides her marriage is over when Walter falls off the wagon.

Candidate Maude finally faces Election Day.

Telly Savalas stops into the diner to use the phone, but only Vera is there to witness it. No one believes her and she quits in a huff.

Mel orders the waitresses to smile at all times, which is complicated by Tommy's efforts to push his mother and her new boyfriend Greg into marriage.

Tootie feels ignored when Natalie devotes all of her time to her new boyfriend.

Jo returns home for a visit and announces that she has decided to get a job instead of attending college.

Henry uses Cosmic Cow to seek a tax deduction and an honorary college degree.

Henry matches Sara and a drug-using athlete.

In a series of flashbacks, the Keatons relate some of Alex's wackier escapades to Ellen.

In a series of flashbacks, the Keatons relate some of Alex's wackier escapades to Ellen.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

Barney bargains for soon-to-be-evicted tenants of a condemned hotel. Luger tries to decide how to spend his vacation time.

Barney is faced with the choice of ousting poor tenants from a dilapidated hotel or facing departmental charges.

Ann's business meeting with a wealthy Arab coincides with a sudden upsurge in Julie's political activity.

Barbara has trouble with her new part-time job.

George must make the painful admission that he needs Florence.

George stubbornly refuses to hire badly needed help for one of his stores.

A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

Actress Mariette Hartley; Bill Johnson; artist Alice Neel.

Becker takes Reggie's dating advice and then wishes he hadn't.

After injuring his shoulder, Becker takes pills to help himself through a 45-minute procedure.

Helen and Joe have very different reactions when former classmate Sandy Cooper (Valerie Mahaffey) wants to re-create prom night with Joe.

Joe, Brian, Helen and Lowell fly to Boston in search of a good time on a Saturday night.

Paul may ruin Jamie's chance of getting a job with a public relations executive in the mayor's office.

Paul and Jamie visit Yoko Ono to see if she will work with Paul on a television documentary; the couple tries very hard not to mention The Beatles.

Mary Jo consults a dating manual and solicits Suzanne's help to find the right man.

Suzanne endures cruel jokes about her weight when she attends her high-school reunion.

A thief dressed as Santa robs the tenants of their Christmas gifts.

Rose and Mary set out to catch a purse snatcher after Pearl is mugged.

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

After watching George in action, Marcus bends the truth to win the heart of a young lady.

"We're moving on up, to the East Side, to a deee-luxe apartment in the sky ... ." This spinoff from "All in the Family" is about literal upward mobility - African- American couple George and Louise Jefferson move into a swanky high-rise building. George is an obstreperous, often rude guy who thinks his wealth should get him anywhere he wants to go. His wife is more levelheaded and often cuts him d

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

A baby's arrival causes lecturer George to fail in his duties.

Tony lies to Jeannie about going to the North Pole for survival training, but instead goes to Hawaii.

Jeannie blinks up King Kamehameha, who decides to retake Hawaii.

Tabitha is tested for her powers; The Aunt insist Tabitha be enrolled in magic school.

Aunt Clara botches a spell and Darrin's boss's child becomes twins.

Maude becomes hysterical when Vivian's dog dies while in her care.

Maude discovers that Mrs. Naugatuck has taken everyone for a ride.

Mel proposes to his girlfriend, Marie. He then worries and decides to get a prenuptial agreement drawn up, but Marie refuses to sign.

Tommy develops a crush on Vera after going out on a "date" with her.

Despite Mrs. Garrett's objections, the girls settle in for an all-night study session.

Blair and Jo share a common feeling of disdain toward their graduation from Eastland.

Monroe takes in a runaway girl, unbeknownst to Henry and Muriel.

With college graduation approaching, Monroe applies for jobs without any success.

A lovely art patron takes an interest in Nick while looking at his artwork.

Alex must grade Ellen's paper when he is assigned to be the teacher's assistant.

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

The detectives' new female colleague has a jealous husband; and Wojo brings his bedroom problems to work.

Barney has been shot; The dangers of police work upset Barney's wife; An old woman objects to nude painting on display in an art gallery.

Ann and the girls are snowed in at a remote cabin during the Christmas holidays.

Ann finds herself in her most serious romantic involvement since her divorce.

After watching George in action, Marcus bends the truth to win the heart of a young lady.

"We're moving on up, to the East Side, to a deee-luxe apartment in the sky ... ." This spinoff from "All in the Family" is about literal upward mobility - African- American couple George and Louise Jefferson move into a swanky high-rise building. George is an obstreperous, often rude guy who thinks his wealth should get him anywhere he wants to go. His wife is more levelheaded and often cuts him d

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

Actor/director Carl Reiner; actress Catherine Deneuve.

Jake experiences some interesting people and helps a man when Becker and Linda lose him on a busy New York street.

When a dinner party breaks up, Reggie is left alone with her friend's husband, and they share more than a meal.

Fay and Helen get Lowell to play Santa at a children's center.

Helen becomes suspicious of Davis (Mark Harelik) when she finds lingerie in his suitcase; Fay rescues a lab rat.

Paul and Jamie hire a professional dog walker (Hank Azaria) to care for a neglected Murray; Paul becomes convinced that Murray likes the new dog walker better than him.

The Buchmans go to a dog park to meet new people; Paul offers theater tickets to a couple for a double date but the tickets have already been promised to Fran and Ira, forcing Paul to lie to his cousin..

Mary Jo is forced to take a second job when her ex-husband falls behind on child-support payments.

Suzanne and Mary Jo rush Charlene to the hospital when she goes into labor on New Year's Eve.

Mary dreams of appearing in the movie "Casablanca.".

Mary feels Brenda's history teacher is too much of a comedian.

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

George and Louise are stunned by their landlord's plans to evict them.

George persuades Lionel to join his business.

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford "treasures" when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

Harold boasts his father once outperformed a famous athlete.

Jeannie is accidentally locked in a safe destined for the moon.

Locked in a safe bound for the moon, Jeannie has many narrow escapes.

A wood nymph, mortal enemy of witches, comes to visit the Stephenses.

A fight erupts between Endora and Uncle Arthur; a disappearing house.

A chance meeting with her ex-husband sparks an old flame for Vivian.

Fearing she's fallen out of love with Walter, Maude seeks counseling from a psychiatrist.

Flo's romance sours when she refuses to give her new boyfriend what he wants -- Mel's secret chili recipe.

Alice is shocked to learn that her new beau is posing nude in art classes.

Blair and Jo come to realize that they have learned more at Eastland than just academics.

Mrs. Garrett is angry; Jo faces expulsion.

Monroe, Jackie and Sara use a home computer to bet on horse races.

Henry's contract is up for renewal and Monroe brings home his security partner, a Doberman named Kelly.

Steven feels rejected by Jennifer and decides to attend one of her girls club meetings.

A young architect confronts Steven over the fact that he has a serious crush on Elyse.

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

A ventriloquist and his obscene dummy keep the detectives company when a wild-eyed gunman forces them to spend time in the precinct's cell.

Evaluation reports cause worry for the detectives while the elderly owners of a porno store lodge a vandalism charge.

Ann discovers that the man she has become involved with is married.

Ann has to make a decision about her relationship with a married man.

George and Louise are stunned by their landlord's plans to evict them.

George persuades Lionel to join his business.

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford "treasures" when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

Actress Barbara Eden; comedian Bobby Kelton; cartoonist Arnold Roth.

Becker loves his commitment-free relationship until his girlfriend leaves him; Bob finds a New York Giants Super Bowl ring.

Becker balks at Reggie's request to help out needy children at Christmas, but he relents at the last minute and must endure a mad shopping trip.

Joe and Brian finally get up the nerve to tell Lowell to move out.

Fay becomes paranoid when many of her friends tell her that a man is trying to track her down; Antonio becomes addicted to cable television.

Everyone has plans for New Year's Eve: Paul is scheduled to film the ball dropping festivities in Times Square while Jamie is going to the Mayor's ball. Plans change as the year's final minutes count down.

An unexpected visit from Paul's parents (Cynthia Harris, Louis Zorich) on Jamie's ovulation day ruins Paul and Jamie's plans; Paul's sister reveals that she is gay.

While waiting for Charlene's baby to arrive, Julia meets a fascinating patient.

The ladies decorate a house for a client's wife and a condo for his mistress.

A Swaziri prince (Morris Day) proposes to Brenda.

Mary, Sandra, Alexandria and her Girl Scout troop get lost in the woods.

The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.

A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.

A power blackout hits the city and looters hit George's stores.

Florence wants to form a union for maids.

Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.

Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.

Poor working habits force a milkman's early retirement.

Jeannie's sister makes a play for Tony while Jeannie is locked in a safe.

Tony panics because Jeannie will belong to whoever frees her from the safe.

Endora makes a house for a Halloween party appear on a vacant lot.

Darrin's competitor plants a bug in Tabitha's rattle.

Bogus doctor Walter faces a real medical emergency.

Vivian meets a wall of defiance when Arthur refuses to tell her about his financial woes.

Bedridden from a bad back, Mel lets his mother run the diner and she doubles the business.

The girls want to go when Mel is invited to cook his chili on the "Dinah Shore" show.

Mrs. Garrett's move causes new problems.

Blair fires sorority-party caterer Mrs. Garrett.

Jackie returns from Hawaii with intentions of marrying a surfing instructor she met there.

When Henry breaks his arm Mr. Wainright hires an over-ambitious artist to help him with Cosmic Cow.

Mallory's graduation is dependent upon her performance on a history exam.

Alex visits Andrew's preschool and, convinced he's learning the wrong values, withdraws him from school.

The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.

A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.

A man liquidates all of his assets into gold, much to his wife's dismay. Wojo claims he saw a UFO over Staten Island.

While the rest of the city is caught up in inaugural festivities, the detectives are dealing with a suicide threat from a political fanatic.

A teacher's critical remarks plunge Julie into a deep depression.

An ambitious co-worker tries to take over Ann's most important account.

A power blackout hits the city and looters hit George's stores.

Florence wants to form a union for maids.

Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.

Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.

Actor Garry Shandling; director Joe Newman.

Everyone starts experiencing problems after Linda mentions that the planet Mercury is in retrograde; Jake challenges Bob and Reggie in a game of Scrabble.

Reggie discovers that her new beau's ex-wife is a former beauty queen who now serves as an adviser to the president.