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Tommy is dismissed from school after Mel shows him how to fight.

Blair dreams of the future for herself and her friends.

Sparks fly when Tootie and her mother find it difficult to communicate.

Henry takes drastic measures to avoid paying a high penalty for library books that are five years overdue.

Henry's job is in jeopardy when a picture of him posing with a political candidate and Cosmic Cow appears in the papers.

Mallory and Alex enter and compete in a WKS sponsored scholarship contest.

Alex reflects on his past and attempts to define his own life following the accidental death of a close friend.

Jack and Janet come home to find the apartment in a state of mess; they become detectives when Cindy mysteriously vanishes.

Jack stops lying to women about his roommates; it ends up creating many more problems than it solves.

A man whose name was changed after he testified against the mob is falsely arrested for attempted robbery.

A black doctor claims to be cursed by vodoo; Dietrich and Levitt haul in a brokerage firm employee suspected of embezzlement.

A chance man-on-the-street interview opens the door to the world of fashion modeling for Schneider.

Ann's mother leaves her husband and arrives at the apartment on the same evening that a perfect stranger invites himself to dinner.

A new clause in George's will upsets Louise.

George's problems in the bedroom send him on a panicked search for solutions.

Fred uses Lamont's acting school money to supply Whopper Chopper food processors and interrupts a TV cooking show to advertise the device.

Fred stages a circus in the junkyard after he inherits an elephant.

Actor Sherman Hemsley; sports figure Joe Garagiola; Dalton Stevens.

When Jake recognizes a robber's voice at a hockey game, he persuades Becker to make a citizen's arrest.

Much to Chris' chagrin, Becker announces he'll be spending Christmas with his new girlfriend; Margaret regrets inviting Linda to go caroling.

Joe and Helen try to increase their social circle by meeting a couple (Tony Carreiro, Amy Von Nostrand) whom Fay knows.

Helen tries to dissuade Roy's Russian mail-order bride (Natasha Pavlova) from marriage.

Jamie learns how much her husband values anonymity when she gives a homeless friend a pass to Paul's gym.

Jamie (Helen Hunt) feels threatened by a new co-worker (guest star Kari Coleman); Ira (John Pankow) thinks James Earl Jones should narrate Paul's (Paul Reiser) film.

While Anthony becomes a Sugarbakers partner, Charlene enrolls in a local university where she fends off an amorous professor.

While Bill (Douglas Barr) is on a classified mission, Charlene befriends a man (Peter Crook) she meets at a support group.

Mary makes a regrettable phone call after a would-be client (Ronnie Schell) turns down Lester's construction bid.

Brenda, prevented from throwing a party at the Jenkins, decides to hold the party in the landlord's vacant apartment.

The aunts send Cupid to negotiate with a lovesick troll who kidnapped Sabrina.

Sabrina attempts to knock out Libby in the battle of the bands contest by whipping up a magical batch of talent.

Sabrina's (Melissa Joan Hart) personality is swapped with Libby's due to an imbalance in Sabrina's molecular stability.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) gets more than she bargained for when she buys a talking car from the other realm.

A bigoted, fanatical group targets Mindy.

A blind singer teaches Mork to look at life in a different way.

Mork sends his mind on vacation and leaves his body on Earth where it becomes occupied by creatures from two different planets.

Mindy takes over a newspaper lonely-hearts column and unwittingly leads Jeanie to fall in love with Mork.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Helen thinks Stanley has bought the Brookes' stolen clock, so they try to sneak it back into the Brookes' house.

After James falls for a young artist, Jack tries to save him from heartbreak.

Chrissy thinks Mrs. Roper's gift is for her.

Janet asks Chrissy to help her entertain a business prospect but gets jealous when the young, handsome prospect takes a liking to Chrissy.

Alice and Flo play cupid for Vera when she becomes depressed that she is alone as her birthday approaches.

Alice resorts to burglary when she can't convince Mel that charity begins at home.

The department computer declares Fish dead; A fake detective holds a campaign against the homosexuals community.

A rat scampers around the precinct while the detectives search for missing bags of confiscated marijuana.

George's old Navy buddy makes a pass at Louise.

George becomes embroiled in a furious battle of the sexes after one of his store managers quits.

A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off.

Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard.

David is offered a new job and Ann must decide if she is going to share in his good fortune.

On the eve of her marriage to David, Ann must come to grips with one of the most important decisions of her life.

Murray and Archie head up a campaign to raise funds for an operation that may cure Mr. Van Ranseleer's blindness.

Trouble arises when Veronica's ex-husband stops by.

Maude decides that a face lift is the only thing that can lift her spirits.

The man repairing the Findlays' furnace is more interested in lighting Florida's fire than in heating the house.

Keith's new car drains his wallet; guest Annette O'Toole.

The Partridges help a young runaway; guest Sandy Kenyon.

Hazel comes to the aid of the Baxters' gardener when his work begins to slip.

Hazel gives up her day off to see to Dorothy's bridge luncheon.

Tony becomes frustrated over Jeannie's constant use of magic to help around the house.

Roger and Tony go to Reno after their promotions; Roger sneaks Jeannie in his bag.

Samantha uses her witchcraft to further one of Darrin's advertising campaigns.

Endora plants seeds of doubt in Darrin's mind in her latest effort to break up his marriage.

Comic Dom DeLuise; actress Sally Kellerman; actor Ronnie Schell; Bruno Vailati.

Chrissy thinks Mrs. Roper's gift is for her.

Janet asks Chrissy to help her entertain a business prospect but gets jealous when the young, handsome prospect takes a liking to Chrissy.

Helen thinks Stanley has bought the Brookes' stolen clock, so they try to sneak it back into the Brookes' house.

A song equates life with a carousel.

Dimpton Drinking Club; Film Talk.

Irish group; spoof of TV ads.

Archie's Angels; a tramp.

Irish group; spoof of TV ads.

Archie's Angels; a tramp.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) wants to drop out of an advanced English class. Guest star: Terri Garber. With Paul Reiser.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) learns that Michael's (Paul Reiser) new love is her boyfriend's mother (Bonnie Burroughs).

Joey (Greg Evigan) goes for brownie points by offering to baby-sit his girlfriend's daughter. Jamie Rose guest stars. With Paul Reiser.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) falls for a college man who believes she is older than her 15 years. With Paul Reiser and Greg Evigan.

Tootie and Natalie visit Tootie's aunt Sylvia in Buffalo, N.Y.; they end up in the middle of a marital flare-up.

Tootie is tired of being treated like a little girl; Blair brings home two bottles of fine European wine; Tootie drinks some to show she has become an adult.

Jodie proposes to Carol; Jessica consents to Chester's operation.

A reception for an important industrialist and Katie's jealousy of her father's hostess create problems for Benson.

Benson seems to be the only one who can help his archrival, Kraus, gain her citizenship.

Benson's summer romance may disrupt a religious conference when the lady follows him home.

The hapless governor takes over the controls of a private jet when the pilot has a heart attack.

Calvin prepares to leave Washington, D.C., after his Air Force father (Rick Fitts) drops by.

Sandra writes a raunchy novel that includes characters based on her close friends.

Rose turns to a video dating service to find a man.

Mary, Rose and Pearl try to prevent a graffiti artist from defacing the apartment.

Janice vies for first cello in the orchestra.

Parents' Day causes concern for Eric and Maria.

Each program travels to several destinations around the state of Texas.

Elyse goes into labor at the TV station while helping Steven during pledge week.

Snowbound at the TV station, Elyse prepares to give birth in Steven's office.

The Keatons overcompensate when they try to deal with Jennifer's jealousy of Andrew.

Alex and James put their diffenences aside to start tutoring, until they fall for the same girl.

Drew pretends to be in a same-sex relationship so his medical insurance will cover his dog's operation.

Drew finally forgives Earl, only to have him move in next door and copy Drew's every move; Mimi inherits a royal title.

Drew (Drew Carey) fights back when an entrepreneur copies Buzz Beer and sells it at the Warsaw. Ed Begley Jr. and Rachel Hunter guest star.

Drew (Drew Carey) seems to have the inside track when he and Mimi (Kathy Kinney) compete for the job of employee representative.

Things get out of hand when Dave (Dave Foley) installs a complaint box at the station. With Stephen Root.

Jimmy uses Joe as his legal representative when he tries to sue a disreputable movie memorabilia collector.

Jimmy (Stephen Root) has ulterior motives for bringing a group of children in to see how the station is run. Stephanie Erb guest stars.

Bill's (Phil Hartman) snobbish behavior at a St. Louis airport offends Dave (Dave Foley); Lisa (Maura Tierney) tries to run the office.

Maya sets out to expose the truth about Elliott's brother (David Cross); Nina is surrounded by hundreds of canaries.

Jack tries to put out the flames rekindled by Maya's first love (Rob Youngblood); Nina has an allergic reaction.

Maya is attracted to conservative politician (Tom Amandes) but Nina ultimately wins his affection; Finch learns about Elliott's valuable collector's item.

Finch tries to dissuade his father (Brian Dennehy) from marrying Nina; Elliott gets a second chance with Tyra Banks (as herself).

Jack and Janet find a new roommate after Cindy moves into a college dorm.

Janet invites Terri to stay in the apartment as their roommate, not realizing that she and Jack have met before.

The Jeffersons feel Florence's fiance is a fraud.

Louise's donation to charity might win her an award if George's "contribution" to a politician doesn't ruin her chances.

Fred rents Lamont's room to a pregnant woman while Lamont is on a fishing trip.

Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.

Hazel comes to the rescue when George breaks up with his business partner.

Believing it will give Tony more time for her, Jeannie puts his house up for sale.

Jeannie wants Tony to run for governor, with Roger's enthusiastic approval.

Aunt Clara's failing powers create panic for the Tates on their second honeymoon.

A frog which has turned into a man wants Samantha to turn him back.

Maude is determined that nothing will stand in the way of Mrs. Naugatuck's wedding.

Maude and Walter have different reactions to an evening of mate-swapping.

Mel turns over a new leaf after attending an old Navy buddy's funeral.

Carrie's marriage is almost destroyed because of Mel's selfishness.

Blair takes away all her cousin Geri's responsibilities in planning a charity auction.

Jo's Brooklyn boyfriend returns unexpectedly.

Monroe befriends a 15-year-old boy who was picked up for shoplifting.

Jackie's asked to accept a fashion design job in Italy, but doesn't know how to break the news to her overprotective father.

Alex reflects on his past and attempts to define his own life following the accidental death of a close friend.

Jennifer's grades suffer when she sets out to win a boy's (Wil Wheaton) admiration.

Jack and Janet find a new roommate after Cindy moves into a college dorm.

Janet invites Terri to stay in the apartment as their roommate, not realizing that she and Jack have met before.

Late-night visitors to the precinct include an irate tourist and an insomniac who's convinced that he'll be possessed by a succubus once he dozes off.

The cast offers an affectionate tribute to the late Jack Soo by reviewing Sergeant Nick Yemena's more memorable moments at the Twelfth Precinct.

Ann's all alone when Max learns he's being transferred to Houston and Barbara decides to live on campus.

Katherine takes a job in Ann's office.

The Jeffersons feel Florence's fiance is a fraud.

Louise's donation to charity might win her an award if George's "contribution" to a politician doesn't ruin her chances.

Fred rents Lamont's room to a pregnant woman while Lamont is on a fishing trip.

Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.

Actor Alan Thicke; actress Rebeca Arthur; boxer Marvelous Marvin Hagler.

On her 10th anniversary of working with Becker, Margaret feels he owes her more recognition than she receives.

Becker is shocked when a 15-year-old patient confides he has unprotected sex; Becker accidentally leaves a bag of condoms in the diner.

Joe and Helen crash a wedding reception to get ideas for their own nuptials.

An upcoming high-school reunion presents unique opportunities for Helen, Lowell and Brian.

Jamie's remark about Ryan's musical talent offends Fran; Paul obsesses about the hourly rate the Buchmans are paying their therapist.

Lisa's attraction to the Buckmans' handyman endangers her engagement; Paul and Ira become legally entangled with Ziggy Klarik.

Mary Jo forbids Claudia (Priscilla Weems) to date an older man (Tom Isbell), then decides to date him herself.

A handsome client (Collin Bernsen) breaks Mary Jo's heart; Bernice gets her own late night television show.

Lester (Hal Williams) falls asleep in church and has a bizarre dream of his journey to heaven with Mary.

When a boastful Lester gets his own radio show, Mary decides to burst his bubble.

Terri's overly friendly behavior toward Jack makes Janet suspicious.

Janet's boss's wife wants to learn Chinese cooking and asks Jack to teach her; when Terri overhears the lessons, she assumes they are love lessons without looking at what they are doing.

Tom's latest business trip may be his last if Helen finds out who he's traveling with.

George's latest deal makes him an unlikely hero.

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service.

George and Hazel decide they should each mind their own business.

Major Nelson keeps falling asleep when someone whistles; Jeannie's mother falls for Dr. Bellows.

Tony and Dr. Bellows go to Hollywood; Jeannie tries out for the TV show "Laugh-In.".

Endora's doctor cures Darrin's cold but produces strange side effects.

The queen of the witches abdicates and appoints Samantha to succeed her.

Maude is determined to keep her neighbors from arming themselves after her home is burglarized.

Arthur makes Walter a generous offer in hopes of brightening the Findlays' Christmas.

Henry's wife has been extra nice to him making him think she is having an affair, so to get back at her he claims he is having an affair with Alice.

Belle finds herself out on the doorstep until Alice's "Sam Butler" saves the day.

The shaky marriage of Mrs. Garrett's son may spell trouble for Edna's Edibles.

Summer exploits are the topic of discussion when the gang returns from vacation.

Henry competes with 100 top artists in a contest to design a logo for Iris' company.

Henry is distraught when he learns that Sara and her boyfriend plan to live together.

Skippy is smitten with Mallory's shy college friend and asks Alex for help to get her.

Steven feels the strain when Elyse's sister (Karen Landry) and her family arrive for their yearly visit.

Terri's overly friendly behavior toward Jack makes Janet suspicious.

Janet's boss's wife wants to learn Chinese cooking and asks Jack to teach her; when Terri overhears the lessons, she assumes they are love lessons without looking at what they are doing.

Scanlon starts a witch-hunt to root out an anonymous gay officer in the Twelfth Precinct; an angry citizen takes an ax to a department store Muzak machine.

Barney posts the annual vacation schedule; and two brothers feud when one refuses to donate a kidney to his ailing sibling.

Barbara's classmate becomes a persistent suitor.

An old friend of Barbara's returns and announces he's getting married.

Tom's latest business trip may be his last if Helen finds out who he's traveling with.

George's latest deal makes him an unlikely hero.

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service.

Actor Tim Conway; actor Harry Anderson.

Becker suspects his former college roommate (Kelsey Grammer) of swiping his prescription pad during an unannounced visit.

One of Becker's patients appears to be in better health since he began praying; Linda tries to rein in her long-distance relationship.

While Joe awaits the results of a paternity test, Helen gets ready to celebrate a romantic Valentine's Day.

Brian and Joe must search for a replacement when Fay announces her retirement.

Skeptical Jamie (Helen Hunt) begins to believe an astrologer's (guest star Melanie Mayron) readings after a confrontation with her mother (guest star Carol Burnett).

Paul sneaks a peek during Jamie's ultrasound and thinks he knows the baby's sex; Paul's uncle is in the hospital.

Mary Jo switches her fake pearls for Suzanne's real ones as a joke, but then loses them.

Anthony tests his manhood by confronting a neighborhood bully.

Travis encounters a notorious gangster (Gary Coleman) after finding $250,000 in his limousine.

Mary witnesses the infidelity of Rose's boyfriend (Kevin Peter Hall) while on a trip to Atlantic City.

Terri and Jack fear that Janet will need to have an affair with her dance instructor if she is to be successful.

Terri invites Dr. Miller, a psychiatrist from the hospital, to dinner at her place to get a break from his patients; misunderstandings arise when Jack and Janet think he is a mental-ward escapee.

George and Louise have a huge fight on the day they are to be interviewed about their "perfect" marriage.

George catches "disco fever.".

Fred is happy with Lamont's wedding plans until he learns the couple plans to live in their own place. He tries to convince Lamont's fiancée to break up with him.

George Foreman guest stars as Lamont's brother in a community play.

Hazel purposely loses a contest to a widow with a young son.

Jeannie tries out a method for turning things into porcelain.

Tony and Roger bump another car; The occupants fake injuries and sue them.

Endora brings a toy soldier to life to baby-sit with Tabitha.

Darrin must learn how to speak Italian; Endora, anxious for Samantha to travel Europe again, gives Darrin a perfect Italian tongue.

Mental health becomes instantly relevant for Maude when her hero-worshipping cousin pays a visit.

Walter forbids Maude to have lunch with a handsome, newly divorced friend.

Vera chains herself to the limb of a tree to keep it from being chopped down.

Mel's chance to meet Dolly Parton is almost ruined by a fish.

Jo's pizza business does better than she planned.

Natalie takes a risk when she chooses computer dating as the subject of her term paper.

Cosmic Cow may move on to greener pastures when a TV network wants to feature her in a show.

Henry Rush's two daughters find their father opposed to their idea of moving into his downstairs apartment.

A psychology major becomes romantically involved with Alex while researching a paper on overachievers.

Alex's participation in a psychology student's research project leads to love.

Terri and Jack fear that Janet will need to have an affair with her dance instructor if she is to be successful.

Terri invites Dr. Miller, a psychiatrist from the hospital, to dinner at her place to get a break from his patients; misunderstandings arise when Jack and Janet think he is a mental-ward escapee.

A charming mugger poses as a photographer to lure his victims; Wojo brings in a man who claims to be Jesus Christ.

A monk suspects foul play when one of his novitiates vanishes during a weekend in New York; and it's Dietrich's turn to cross-dress for mugging detail.

Ann and the girls learn that they'll have to move out of their apartment.

As they prepare to move, the girls relive some memories. Features clips from past episodes.

George and Louise have a huge fight on the day they are to be interviewed about their "perfect" marriage.

George catches "disco fever.".

Fred is happy with Lamont's wedding plans until he learns the couple plans to live in their own place. He tries to convince Lamont's fiancée to break up with him.

George Foreman guest stars as Lamont's brother in a community play.

Actor Jack Lemmon; Janet Hillis; comic Maureen Murphy.

Mrs. Firth goes overboard with gratitude after Becker performs an uncharacteristic act of kindness toward his neighbor.

Becker's strange behavior leads Linda to believe that he has a serious drug problem.