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A divorced father reclaims custody of his son by kidnapping him; The precinct is visited by a man who claims to be from the twenty-first century.

Harris refuses to adhere to a deparment rule that requires all detectives to dress in full uniform one day a year.

Unemployed Ann meets an irritating competitor.

Ann's forced partnership with Nick Handris becomes all that she feared when he expects Barbara to baby-sit his unruly 12-year-old.

An unfulfilled request in his father's will leads George on an unusual search.

Expectant father Lionel's actions shock the Jeffersons and the Willises.

To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the Book of World Records by being the man who stays awake for the longest time.

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

Actor Roger Moore; actress Maureen Stapleton.

When Jake's grandmother dies in a compromising position, Becker finds it difficult to break the news to Jake.

After several attempts to take their relationship to the next level, Chris and Becker become sexually frustrated.

One of Nantucket's wealthiest citizens (Marian Seldes) hires Brian and Joe to bring her recently departed father's body back from Florida.

Lowell (Thomas Haden Church) must decide between his friends and his integrity after he witnesses a gangland execution.

Arriving home with their newborn baby, Paul and Jamie fear the unknown and tolerate advice from Jamie's mom.

Paul finds that writing a letter to the baby for her to open on her 18th birthday isn't as easy for him as for Jamie.

Allison Sugarbaker (Julia Duffy) buys out Suzanne's share of the business and attempts to take it over.

A cousin buys out Suzanne, then tries to take over the business.

Mary plans an evening of romance for her and Lester.

After the apartment manager dies, Mary fears Sandra will become the new landlord.

Cindy invites the trio for a weekend on the farm.

Jack substitutes for a chef and winds up with a full-time job.

A challenge to a boxing match humbles George's big mouth and matching ego.

All the preparations for Jenny's baby make Florence want a child of her own.

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

George blames the neighbors' short-wave when he cannot get good television reception.

Roger and Dr. Bellows pretend that there is to be a meeting so that they can give Tony a surprise Bachelor Party.

Jeannie's blood test is a problem because she has green corpuscles.

Darrin has a surprise for Samantha; Endora makes Darrin's ears grow every time he lies.

After his servant is stolen, Lord Montdrako puts a spell on Darrin.

Maude's liberal beliefs are put to the test when Phillip's friend Sam comes to spend the night.

No one believes Maude when she sights a UFO over Tuckahoe.

Mel gives asylum to a defecting towel boy for the Russian ballet.

Alice takes her new boyfriend's four children out trick-or-treating and returns with one imposter.

Tootie wants Natalie's opinion on her writing.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls express concern over Blair's obsessive dating and irrational behavior.

Muriel's former boyfriend stops by for dinner and directs his attention to Jackie.

While on jury duty, Henry creates havoc when he unknowingly destroys a piece of evidence.

Lauren uses the Keatons as a case study of the nuclear family for her research project. Features highlights from the previous five seasons.

Lauren uses the Keatons as a case study on the nuclear family.

Cindy invites the trio for a weekend on the farm.

Jack substitutes for a chef and winds up with a full-time job.

Vagrant Ray returns to report his fellow bums' disappearances; a woman wishes to have a child with a surrogate and is focusing in on Dietrich and Wojo.

Harris disappears while undercover as a vagrant looking for the missing bums; Luger elects to be demoted rather than to retire.

Ann and Barbara return from a trip to find their apartment has been burglarized.

Grandma Romano goes out on a date with Schneider.

A challenge to a boxing match humbles George's big mouth and matching ego.

All the preparations for Jenny's baby make Florence want a child of her own.

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

Actor Woody Harrelson; actor Blake Clark; cartoonist Cathy Guisewite.

Chris gets worried because Becker seems to be keeping something bottled up; yet again, Linda tells Margaret she has finally met "Mr. Right.".

Becker comes up with a list of boundaries for his relationship with Chris when she starts smothering him.

Brian and Joe come to the rescue when Antonio begins to believe he isn't good enough to romance anyone.

Helen goes on a spending spree after receiving a larger-than-expected insurance settlement; Brian and Casey question the foundation of their relationship.

Mabel will only stop crying when in motion, keeping Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) on the go throughout the night.

Paul (Paul Reiser) is troubled when his Uncle Phil (guest star Mel Brooks) has legal hassles related to his collection of coupons. With Helen Hunt.

When Julia tentatively begins dating again, Allison questions the sexual preferences of her new beau.

Anthony poses as Carlene's doctor boyfriend when her ex-husband (Ray McKinnon) comes to town.

Mary holds a sidewalk sale to raise cash, but mistakenly sells Lester's favorite lamp.

Mary writes a letter to the White House complaining about potholes.

Jack adopts a new image to please a wealthy woman who would like to marry him.

Jack pretends he's a doctor to impress his visiting grandfather.

Louise and Florence have a fight, leaving George in the lurch.

Louise takes in a troubled orphan for a week.

A person comes to visit, claiming that he and Fred were friends 40 years ago.

Fred plays an important role when Esther tries to adopt a child, but her husband is drunk during the adoption agency's visit.

Hazel is taken to court for her part in painting a busy crosswalk.

Jeannie blinks Tony's automated plane to Cuba instead of Puerto Rico.

An unorthodox artist decorates Tony and Jeannie's house in an unusual way as an engagement present.

Samantha gives a joyless Mr. Mortimer the chance to meet Santa.

Aunt Clara summons Leonardo da Vinci to paint the Stephens' home.

Victoria Butterfield's stern father disapproves of his daughter's new habits and boyfriend.

Maude is forced to deal with an overly liberated employee of Walter's.

On the eve of Alice's 40th birthday, her mother visits and convinces her that she's over the hill.

Mel's is not looking forward to his nerdy cousin Wendell's visit, but when Vera catches his eye Wendell turns to Mel for advice on how to woo her.

Tootie and Natalie recall the summer they met a memorable jazz singer.

Mrs. Garrett's high-school beau reappears.

Henry's 75-year-old father wants to start a new life after he's booted out of a rest home for cavorting with the ladies.

Muriel takes a stand for independence when Henry objects to her photographing a male centerfold.

Steven and Elyse bicker during their 20th anniversary eve party.

To earn extra money, Alex takes a job as a department-store Santa.

Jack adopts a new image to please a wealthy woman who would like to marry him.

Jack pretends he's a doctor to impress his visiting grandfather.

A lottery winner gives away the prize money by tossing it out a window; Dietrich is arrested for his off-duty participation at an anti-nuclear rally; Barney discovers he can't afford his condo.

Harris gets the task of booking his colleague Dietrich, whose arrest prompts a visit from Internal Affairs; A nuclear engineer is brought in for dousing the participants with atomic water.

Confused Barbara decides to drop out of college.

Schneider is chosen as a surrogate father.

Louise and Florence have a fight, leaving George in the lurch.

Louise takes in a troubled orphan for a week.

A person comes to visit, claiming that he and Fred were friends 40 years ago.

Fred plays an important role when Esther tries to adopt a child, but her husband is drunk during the adoption agency's visit.

Filmmaker Orson Welles; actor Orson Bean; actress Carol Lawrence; actress Kay Lenz.

The gang learns Chris' sister (Jaime Pressly) served time for cutting off her husband's finger in a fit of rage, and they watch her for signs of a relapse during Thanksgiving dinner.

When odd characters begin to overrun Becker's office and Chris' diner, Margaret discovers that a local halfway house has been shut down.

Joe convinces Helen to allow a world-famous architect (Edward Herrmann) to design their new home; Sandpiper Air gets a new mechanic with a disturbing secret.

Brian goes on an eating binge when Joe passes on playing in an annual football game.

Jamie finds herself feeling low following the birth, while Paul tries to direct his parents in "The Pirates of Penzance.".

The Buchmans leave Mabel with a baby sitter for the first time; Paul gets David Copperfield's pants from the cleaners.

Allison's former flame, who is an ex-convict, proposes marriage.

Mary Jo decides to go to a sperm bank to become pregnant again.

Mary becomes jealous when Sandra lands a job at Lester's office.

While in the other realm, Sabrina unknowingly starts rumors about her mortal friends that could prove damaging.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) must decide whether to relinquish her witch powers in order to see her mortal mother.

Sabrina must choose between two boys who want to take her to the dance; Salem insults Russian chess champ Yuri during a computer match.

Sabrina's spell to help Valerie backfires and humiliates Sabrina; Salem tries to break the spell that made him a cat.

Mindy's father reminds Mork and Mindy about the rough moments in the early days of their relationship.

Mork is ordered back to Ork because he has picked up too many Earthling ways.

Mork is ordered back to Ork because he has picked up too many Earthling ways.

To lift Mindy out of her depression, Mork brings home a friend who thinks he's Peter Pan.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Helen wants new furniture, and Stanley buys some -- but it turns out to be Ethel's antiques that Hubert sold for a song.

Jack has the mistaken impression that Vicky's friend has fallen for him.

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

Alice encounters a flasher and Flo faces a handsome ex-husband who wants another divorce.

An elderly American Indian claims that the diner is built on his tribal burial grounds and announces that he has come there to die.

A glimpse at Ailing Fish's home life ensues when the detective is forced to go on restrictive duty; fish decides to quit the force.

While off duty, two female detectives go undercover to solve a campus drug case; A man is convinced that a photo of Jean Harlow is of his missing wife.

A mysterious midnight call causes chaos in the Jefferson household.

A life-and-death situation grips the Jefferson household.

Lamont discovers that his new fiancee may actually be his half sister.

A bum threatens to sue Fred when he accidentally injures himself in the junkyard.

Business turns into pleasure when Ann takes over the company's symphony account and meets with a charming visiting conductor.

Ann, Julie, Barbara, Ginny and Schneider put on a New Year's Eve show for the lonely residents of a retirement hotel.

Archie and Stephanie find it difficult to deal with Edith's death.

Archie decides to move out of the house and into an apartment despite Stephanie's objections.

Maude has the time of her life fixing up blind dates for Vivian with every available loser in town.

Arthur threatens to close down Maude's charity musical, which he calls hard-core pornography.

The family introduces a songwriter (Bobby Sherman) to a lyricist (Wes Stern).

The Partridge Family is forced to add another member to the group, a young girl who can't sing a note.

Hazel is persona non grata at a pajama party she has planned.

Cub Scout Harold rescues a boy frozen by fear high in a tree.

Tony agrees to a seance with Roger's new girlfriend in order to prove she is a fraud.

Jeannie makes one of Tony's paintings appear as an original Rembrandt.

The neighborhood women become jealous when a model moves into town.

After an argument while he is teaching her to drive, Darrin enrolls Samantha in a driving school and the owner assigns his nervous brother-in-law Harold to teach her.

Actor McLean Stevenson; actor Gene Hackman; comic George Carlin; actress Gloria DeHaven.

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

Helen wants new furniture, and Stanley buys some -- but it turns out to be Ethel's antiques that Hubert sold for a song.

Spoof of "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.".

"Kojak" spoof; lucky rustic.

Fred Scuttle; Fudpucker family.

Benny looks at the "Granny of the Year Jumping Contest" and Hollywood.

Fred Scuttle; Fudpucker family.

Benny looks at the "Granny of the Year Jumping Contest" and Hollywood.

Joey and Michael (Greg Evigan, Paul Reiser) attempt to organize a neighborhood watch after their apartment is burglarized. With Staci Keanan.

The feuding dads (Greg Evigan, Paul Reiser) visit a counselor who suggests a test to determine who is Nicole's (Staci Keanan) real father.

Michael (Paul Reiser) agrees to teach a night-school class, and perennial class clown Joey (Greg Evigan) is attending. With Staci Keanan and Florence Stanley.

Michael and Joey get trapped in an elevator on Thanksgiving.

Natalie's Grandma Mona, a Russian Jewish immigrant, comes to visit her; her plans for a private weekend fall through when her grandmother arrives.

Tootie is apprehensive about going on a camping trip with boys from Bates Academy.

Danny and Burt bungle an attempt to pay Elaine's ransom; Jessica decides to fire Detective Donahue.

Marcy is marrying Dan in the first governor mansion hosted wedding, with Benson over-seeing the arrangements; Marcy's mother shows a talent for disrupting Benson's smoothly organized wedding plans.

Kraus' childhood rival is visiting from Germany and expects to find Kraus married to the governor.

Benson learns the meaning of faith as a result of his mother's visit.

Clayton moves into the mansion after receiving death threats for foiling a bribe attempt.

Mary and Lester face a tax audit.

The police ask Sandra to help snare her larcenous boyfriend (Sam Scarber).

Mary and Lester's 20th wedding anniversary is marred when a family feud erupts.

Pearl meets "Mr. Right" (Charles Lampkin) in a singles bar.

Dennis is torn between football and academics.

Charlie announces a trip to the Soviet Union.

Each program travels to several destinations around the state of Texas.

Jennifer angers a friend by defending him; Alex's ego is damaged when he discovers that Mallory's IQ is higher than his.

The Keatons' cousin arrives to tell of her adventures abroad, but she can't seem to get a word in edgewise.

Alex attempts to find Mallory another boyfriend after she breaks up with Rick.

The Keatons are stunned when they finally meet Mallory's boyfriend, Nick.

Drew decides he's going to toughen up, but when a co-worker is fired and left homeless, Drew has a hard time turning him away.

Drew (Drew Carey) gets fired by Mimi (Kathy Kinney) and becomes suspicious of Mr. Wick's (Craig Ferguson) whereabouts; Drew meets his neighbors.

Drew schemes to get his house back after it is seized because of his former roommate's illegal activity.

When his girlfriend refuses to "pig out" on junk food, Drew changes his diet and decides to lose weight.