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Jack escorts Janet to a stuffy, formal party.

Jack signs up for a computer dating service.

A man admits that he killed his barber after a bad haircut; and a woman decides to cancel the murder contract she put out on her husband; The 12th precinct becomes a homicide squad.

The detectives attempt to find the hapless husband before the hit man does; and Harris makes a pass at the station's new crime photographer.

Ann and Nick's constant bickering starts getting out of hand.

Schneider's friendship with Beerbelly and his wife becomes strained.

Jenny goes into labor without Lionel.

George says he's found a perfect baby-shower gift.

Grady tries an ancient magic trick and shackles Fred to Esther.

Seeking Donna's sympathy, Fred decides to prolong his temporary deafness.

Actress Suzanne Pleshette; show host Dick Cavett.

A patient (Mary Steenburgen) fails to ruffle Becker's feathers; Jake leaves his newsstand to an unlikely person; Linda finds a new beau (Antonio Sabato Jr.).

Dedicated Dr. John Becker has a heart of gold and an opinion on everything.

Helen invites a surprise guest attends Roy's birthday party -- the gay son (Abraham Benrubi) he has not seen in six years.

Having learned some disheartening facts about her groom-to-be (Norman Lloyd), Fay gets cold feet at the altar.

Jamie's (Helen Hunt) first lover (guest star Nathan Lane) invites Paul (Paul Reiser) to speak to his class; Ira (John Pankow) helps a woman (guest star Melinda McGraw) with funeral plans.

Jamie convinces Paul to take separate flights to Los Angeles, then Paul decides to bring Mabel with him.

Julia and Mary Jo suspect someone has stolen their decorating ideas for the annual Yuletide Home Tour.

The women become unwelcome guests at a men's club retreat when their van breaks down.

Brenda says she is library-bound, but meets Calvin at a dance instead.

Teenager Calvin pledges his love for Sandra.

Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.

Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.

George, Lionel and Tom baby-sit newborn Jessica.

George wants a big party for his 50th birthday, but no one else seems interested.

Janet's former husband shows up as she and Lamont prepare for their wedding day.

Fred becomes a clergyman of the Divine Profit Church to avoid paying taxes.

Hazel is hurt when she feels she has been used to swindle a friend.

Jeannie blinks up a new floor to a hotel in LA after Roger's hotel reservation falls through.

After a space trip, Jeannie enters the isolation chamber to be with Tony.

A synthetic lawn sets off fights all over the Stephens' neighborhood.

Darrin soon regrets forbidding Sam to use witchcraft; Endora is hoping Samantha will leave him.

Maude gets an offer she can't refuse when she tries to get rid of an expensive white elephant.

Maude is outraged when she receives a series of obscene phone calls.

Vera becomes hooked on daytime soap operas and quits the diner to watch her favorite show.

Mel explodes when he learns that his mother is including his secret chili recipe in a cookbook.

Blair manages the shop in Mrs. Garrett's absence.

Natalie makes a shocking announcement about college.

Muriel and Henry wonder if Sara is their real daughter.

Sara decides to go out with one of Jackie's former boyfriends.

A grieving mother (Constance McCashin) tries to replace her late daughter with Mallory.

Elyse's high-school admirer (Robert Klein), now a millionaire, tries to steal her away from Steven.

Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.

Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.

Wojo and Dietrich respond to a complaint lodged against a delegate from the 1976 Democratic convention.

The squad's new member insinuates that the detectives are corrupt; and a refugee complains that their methods are hazardous to his health.

Grandma Romano becomes a nuisance when she tries nursing Ann through the flu.

Alex's science project becomes a bone of contention between Ann, Nick and Schneider.

George, Lionel and Tom baby-sit newborn Jessica.

George wants a big party for his 50th birthday, but no one else seems interested.

Janet's former husband shows up as she and Lamont prepare for their wedding day.

Fred becomes a clergyman of the Divine Profit Church to avoid paying taxes.

Actor Jerry Seinfeld; actress Victoria Principal; actor Charles Grodin.

Becker is irked by a diabetic patient (Peter Siragusa) who refuses to monitor his condition.

Conversations and circumstances make Becker painfully aware of his lack of a sex life.

In Joe and Brian's absence, Antonio fills in at the airline desk and creates a public relations disaster.

During a Valentine's Day flight from Boston, Brian finds himself instantly attracted to his sole passenger.

Paul and Jamie decide to see a new marriage therapist; Paul's mother gets obsessive about her new job.

A meeting with political consultants Mary Matalin and James Carville inspires Jamie to go back to work.

Anthony's colleagues feel that he is using Carlene to curry favor with his law professor (W. Morgan Sheppard).

Julia accompanies Mary Jo when she takes her mother on an overnight bus trip.

Lester's former boss pays a visit, giving the impression he's wealthy.

Lester's plan to buy a sports car goes awry when Mary decides to redecorate.

Jack strikes out as Janet's chaperon when he gets drunk and falls asleep.

Terri's boyfriend thinks Jack is the reason behind their breakup.

Louise's jealousy upsets the plans for her and George's 30th anniversary.

The bank refuses to give Lionel and Jenny a loan.

Fearful that his days are numbered, Fred prepares a will and summons everyone to an advance reading.

Fred organizes a protest against a store that discriminates against older citizens.

Hazel sells guppies for $100, her payment down on a car.

Roger thinks Jeannie is pregnant and tells Tony and the base.

Tony and Roger bring Jeannie back when "curiosity" captures her.

Samantha and Tabitha meet the Millhowsers; Tabitha turns a bullying boy into a bulldog.

Tabitha's witchcraft, a Ouija board and a ghost help Larry keep a client.

Arthur threatens to close down Maude's charity musical, which he calls hard-core pornography.

Walter has to cope with a deep psychological scar after a restaurant fire.

It's Valentine's Day and everyone in the diner is planning on spending the evening with their dates.

Full of self-confidence, Vera is left in charge of the diner for a few minutes.

A former Eastland student interviews Mrs. Garrett and the girls for her latest novel.

The girls and Mrs. Garrett return from their summer vacations to find that Edna's Edibles has been destroyed by fire.

Muriel and Henry must decide if they want to know their baby's sex before it's born.

The Rushes have to break the news of Rafkin's death to one of his friends.

Andrew stops speaking as a means of dealing with his hearing-impaired friend.

The Keatons' cousin arrives to tell of her adventures abroad, but she can't seem to get a word in edgewise.

Jack strikes out as Janet's chaperon when he gets drunk and falls asleep.

Terri's boyfriend thinks Jack is the reason behind their breakup.

A woman complains when her apartment building has become nudist; and a confused vet blames his condition on exposure to Agent Orange in Vietnam.

Dorsey plays big brother to a young prostitute; Harris solicits stock tips from a well-heeled call girl; and Dietrich explores celibacy.

Alex's science project becomes a bone of contention between Ann, Nick and Schneider.

Ann and the girls try to help Barbara's precocious science tutor land a job as a corporate executive.

Louise's jealousy upsets the plans for her and George's 30th anniversary.

The bank refuses to give Lionel and Jenny a loan.

Fearful that his days are numbered, Fred prepares a will and summons everyone to an advance reading.

Fred organizes a protest against a store that discriminates against older citizens.

Actress Lynn Redgrave; actor Paul Reiser; writer David Horowitz.

Reggie distributes misinformation to Becker and Jake when they pry into her personal affairs.

Becker regrets going on a blind date; Reggie dates a man who is just too nice.