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Mel's mother buys the building his apartment is in and raises his rent by $50.

Natalie travels to a truck stop where she involves her friends in an unusual musical fantasy.

Tootie becomes the object of Andy's affections.

April schemes to effect a reconciliation between Henry and the brother he hasn't spoken to for 40 years.

An old friend with a penchant for practical jokes sets Henry up with a woman in a restaurant.

Steven battles the psychological aftermath of his heart attack.

Skippy (Marc Price) decides to join the Army after receiving the results of his career aptitude tests.

Jack hosts a Sunday brunch to convince a neighborhood clergyman that the bistro is really a respectable place.

The Bistro's new guitarist has a singer, Larry.

A librarian employs artillery to enforce order in her reading room; and a Gypsy is arrested for continually harassing the owner of a novelty store.

The owner of a sports store rigs a lethal trap to catch a burglar; Arnold Ripner sues Harris for libel; Wojo asks Barney's daughter for a date.

Ann attempts to save Julie and Max's marriage.

Barbara finds herself with two dates on the same night.

Tom and George rent a sailboat even though neither knows how to sail it.

George and Tom land on a strange island.

Much to Fred's delight, Lamont's bride-to-be decides not to marry him.

Lamont buys some copper on speculation, only to discover the goods are stolen.

Charles Nelson Reilly; Garry Shandling; Audrie J. Neenan.

Becker is not convinced of the wonders of love after witnessing a woman stab her husband with a fork.

His friends are charmed but Becker chafes at a surprise visit from his estranged father (Dick Van Dyke).

Casey spots her missing husband (John Ritter) on television and goes in search of him.

Joe and Helen search for a dream home when they grow weary of living with Brian and Casey.

Paul (Paul Reiser) experiments with Viagra; Jamie (Helen Hunt) gets locked out of her health club wearing only a towel. Jerry Seinfeld guest stars.

Jamie (Helen Hunt) fears Paul (Paul Reiser) may never awaken from general anesthesia during his tonsil operation. Anne Ramsay guest stars.

A wealthy widow (Judith Ivey) makes Julia an offer that saves Sugarbakers from going out of business.

Anthony is shocked when he finds Carlene in his bed with her ex-husband (Ray McKinnon).

The Temptations perform at a church benefit concert.

Mary and Sandra form a pillow-making business.

Furley learns that Terri's boyfriend is a convicted murderer.

Larry becomes overprotective of his sister when he lets Jack show her around town.

Helen and Louise attend an all-male strip show.

Florence's cousin skips town with money she borrowed from George.

When Lamont and Fred take advantage of a Breathmobile, Fred is convinced that he has TB.

Fred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection.

Hazel aims to buy an organ for children of a missionary school.

Tony insists on meeting the brute who hit Jeannie at the marketplace.

Desert survival becomes luxurious when Jeannie follows Tony on a mission and outfits him with food, shelter, and transportation.

Endora makes Tabatha sound like a musical genius; Darrin dares Samantha to learn the mortal way.

Endora made a deal with another witch that Samantha would marry her son.

Maude resents Carol's psychoanalysis; guest Ed Begley Jr.

Maude and Arthur declare war on each other when their grandchildren are caught playing doctor.

Mel believes he's the "best kisser" described in an actress's memoirs.

Jolene's bribed into pretending she's Mel's girlfriend when one of his old pals arrives for a visit.

Jo and Blair attempt to stage a live newscast from the store.

Mrs. Garrett's former college friend accuses her of once having an affair with her husband.

On a ski trip with Sara and Jackie, Henry finds himself alone with champagne and a hot tub until unexpected company arrives.

Muriel sides with Henry when her mother voices her disapproval of him.

Mallory objects to a romance between an ex-beau's brother and Jennifer.

Nick is devastated when his 16-year-old dog is injured by a car.

Furley learns that Terri's boyfriend is a convicted murderer.

Larry becomes overprotective of his sister when he lets Jack show her around town.

Barney is charged with contempt of court when he refuses to name an informant; and a man complains being ugly is why he was refused service at a restaurant.

Harris assumes command of the precinct after Barney is jailed for his contempt citation; Barney is left in a cell with a neurotic murder suspect.

A week after a disastrous date, Barbara still can't get the guy off her mind.

In choosing a date for the lodge dance, Schneider is torn between a flashy woman and Ann's plain cousin.

Helen and Louise attend an all-male strip show.

Florence's cousin skips town with money she borrowed from George.

When Lamont and Fred take advantage of a Breathmobile, Fred is convinced that he has TB.

Fred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection.

Comic Joan Rivers; wildlife expert Joan Embery; actor Phillip Michael Thomas.

An incredulous Becker treats a man (Steven Wright) who believes he can talk to God.

Becker is not happy about being the thinly veiled subject of his ex-wife's (Alice Krige) self-help book.

Joe and Helen "return the favor" and accidentally burn down the house that Brian owns; Brian prepares for a large insurance check.

Joe and Helen are delighted to meet their new neighbors, until the newfound friends get a bit too familiar.

An ex-boyfriend (Eric Stoltz) leaves his estate to Jamie; Buchmans' therapist sues them; Joan learns that Debbie is attracted to a man.

Paul's (Paul Reiser) Chinese herb has an energetic effect that appeals to Jamie (Helen Hunt) on her lunch hour.

Mary Jo explodes at Julia hours before they are to appear together in a fashion show.

Bernice (Alice Ghostley) drives Julia and Mary Jo crazy when she accompanies them on a road trip to Nashville, Tenn.

Brenda turns to the worldly Sandra for advice when she meets a new boy.

Calvin prepares to leave Washington, D.C., after his Air Force father (Rick Fitts) drops by.

Libby (Jenna Leigh Green) tempts Harvey (Nate Richert) with a convertible; Hilda, Zelda and Sabrina (Caroline Rhea, Beth Broderick, Melissa Joan Hart) become indentured servants.

Sabrina casts a spell on her teachers when her academic achievements go unnoticed; Zelda learns she owns a fiefdom.

Miniaturized, Salem and Sabrina fly a spaceship up Libby's nose; magic candy helps Zelda see Mr. Kraft's flaws.

Sabrina's wart-covered, green-faced cousin teaches her about inner beauty; an evil stair-climbing machine thwarts Hilda's attempts at exercise.

A remark from Mindy sends Mork running off to a plastic surgeon.

An insurance salesman's scare tactics fill Mork with so much fear that he seals himself in a box.

When Mork's charity telethon fails to raise enough money, he turns to panhandling.

Mindy gets a job at a TV station and panics when she has to go on the air during an emergency.

Biology; environmental science; physics; geology; marine science; astronomy.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Jeffrey is mortified when his hobo-Uncle Steve shows up, especially since a congressman is coming for lunch.

E.Z. falls for a college girl who prefers Jack.

Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.

The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.

Alice, Flo, and Vera have a girls night out. At a singles bar Alice and Flo each meet a great guy, only to discover they have been talking to the same guy.

Alice discovers that one of the diner's regulars may be a gangster.

Wojo is shot at by a sniper; Luger stops by the 12th to check on the sniper case; A con man is selling $3,500 charter flights to Saturn.

A man turns in an envelope with $3500; Wojo must face his fear of flying by escorting a bigamist prisoner on a flight to Cleveland.

When George forgets Mother Jefferson's birthday, Louise saves the day.

A publisher asks Louise to write a cookbook of "ghetto" recipes.

Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.

Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.

Ann's decision about a car for the girls leaves everyone disappointed and frustrated, especially after their father interferes.

Schneider offers himself to Ginny.

A young health inspector eyes Veronica.

When Murray's former wife stops by, everyone's surprised that she's not the person Murray described her to be.

Walter's incessant practicing on an electric organ drives the whole household up the wall.

Walter turns from a benevolent host into a scrooge when he and Maude give a Christmas party for his employees.

Shirley enrolls in college using her maiden name, so her real name does not draw unwanted attention; a freshman develops a crush on her; he tells his parents and they do not approve of his dating an older woman.

Danny fears losing his singing voice after having his tonsils removed.

Hazel exposes a woman bent on marriage as a poor parent.

George and pals stop a poker game for a medley of lullabies.

When Doctor Bellows finds Tony floating in midair, he insists that he perform that same trick at the NASA talent show.

A vase hits Tony on the head giving him amnesia, but only to Jeannie's identity.

Gladys comes dangerously close to learning the truth about Samantha.

Endora enlists the aid of a warlock to wreck the Stephenses' marriage.

Phyllis George; Mike Farrell; Sean Morey; Jerzy Kosinski.

Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.

The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.

Jeffrey is mortified when his hobo-Uncle Steve shows up, especially since a congressman is coming for lunch.

Fred Scuttle; medieval minstrel.

French schoolboy Gaston; newscaster.

Dying Southern patriarch Big Poppa.

Muted soccer fan; "Name That Tune" spoof.

Dying Southern patriarch Big Poppa.

Muted soccer fan; "Name That Tune" spoof.

Joey and Michael, who fought over the same woman 13 years ago now have, upon her death, been awarded joint custody of her daughter - who might be either of theirs. So how do the men settle their problems? With a paternity test? No way. Instead, they all move in together to raise Nicole as a two-dad nuclear family. Under the watchful eye of the family court judge, dads and daughter adjust to their

Joey and Michael, who fought over the same woman 13 years ago now have, upon her death, been awarded joint custody of her daughter - who might be either of theirs. So how do the men settle their problems? With a paternity test? No way. Instead, they all move in together to raise Nicole as a two-dad nuclear family. Under the watchful eye of the family court judge, dads and daughter adjust to their

Joey and Michael, who fought over the same woman 13 years ago now have, upon her death, been awarded joint custody of her daughter - who might be either of theirs. So how do the men settle their problems? With a paternity test? No way. Instead, they all move in together to raise Nicole as a two-dad nuclear family. Under the watchful eye of the family court judge, dads and daughter adjust to their

Joey and Michael, who fought over the same woman 13 years ago now have, upon her death, been awarded joint custody of her daughter - who might be either of theirs. So how do the men settle their problems? With a paternity test? No way. Instead, they all move in together to raise Nicole as a two-dad nuclear family. Under the watchful eye of the family court judge, dads and daughter adjust to their

When Tootie beats Natalie for the lead role in the school play, a rift grows between the two of them; Natalie can do anything for the school-play lead.

Jo is caught in an international conflict when she meets a new Japanese student.

Corrine gives birth; Chester remembers -- more or less.

When Benson cares for his young friend Mike for a few days, the results are chaotic.

Katie's essay about her family includes the entire mansion staff, seen in humorous flashbacks.

An insider seems to be behind mysterious threats over a decision the governor makes.

A practical joke lands the governor, Benson and Clayton inside a bordello.

Mary discovers Brenda's friend is selling drugs.

Mary's new job at the travel agency takes her out of town with her boss.

Pearl is refused her Social Security check because records show that she's dead.

Mary and Sandra dress in drag to get into Lester's men's club.

Eric and Simone's first date goes awry.

Maria hides her intellectual ability to attract the school hunk.

Each program travels to several destinations around the state of Texas.

Jennifer decides to hang out with the "cool" kids at school.

Jennifer starts acting different to impress her "cool friends" which starts a rift at home.

Alex discovers that his teenage math tutor has set his sights on Jennifer.

Steven discovers that his college buddy once had a fling with Elyse.

Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson) orders Drew (Drew Carey) to work at a home for the elderly. Guest star: Tim Conway.

Drew needs Greg's help with the brewery, but is forced to take drastic measures to get Greg to loosen up.

Drew and Kate (Drew Carey, Christa Miller) win an office Christmas party drawing and end up going to the Bahamas together.

Drew (Drew Carey) discovers a scheme in which Mr. Wick and Mimi (Craig Ferguson, Kathy Kinney) plan to fabricate a sexual harassment suit.

Lisa tells everyone that Dave has broken up with her; Matthew's other vocation is no longer a secret.

Dave, frustrated over his professional setback, decides that he is through being nice; Bill's new on-air notoriety.

Catherine's departure from WNYX stirs up memories for Jimmy and the staff, and inspires Joe's last romantic effort.

Jimmy bets Ted Turner that WNYX will win the holiday talent contest, which pits Dave against his former nemesis.

Elliott recalls when a hit-and-run driver made him lose contact with his dream lover, unaware that Nina was that driver.

A sleazy photographer (Sean Whalen) with incriminating photos blackmails Elliott into giving him a job.

Finch meets his manipulative match in Kyle, Adrienne's hand-model friend; Nina is sentenced to community service.

Nina manipulates Jack after she overhears his therapy session; Maya researches a story on habitual women gamblers.

A rumor spreads that Carol and Bob's marriage is on the rocks.

Jack is outraged when the building inspector demands a bribe.

George gets carried away playing Santa for the orphans at the help center.

George and Louise enter Jessica in a baby contest.

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

A spinster and a bachelor try to buy Harold's affection.

Tony's future father-in-law tries to dissuade him from remaining with the space program.

Jeannie is jealous when she learns that Tony has a new secretary.

Samantha is commanded to appear before the Witches Council; Serena takes her place.

Endora's spell causes Darrin to become extremely vain.

Maude hires a black housekeeper and insists that they become close friends.

Carol starts dating a man who jilted Maude before she married Walter.

Mel and the girls believe that buried treasure lies somewhere in the diner and they set out to find it.

Mel invests his track winnings in a musical starring Alice, and fires the show's star, Joel Grey.

When Jo decides to take dancing lessons, she attempts to hide the fact from her friends.

Blair is unexpectedly called in as a birthing coach when her mother delivers her baby on Christmas Day.

In her seventh month of pregnancy Muriel is feeling unattractive.

Sara and April's new business is fined for violating city regulations.

The Keatons hold an elderly couple's wedding in their living room.

Alex's dream job involves replacing a soon-to-be-fired friend.

A rumor spreads that Carol and Bob's marriage is on the rocks.

Jack is outraged when the building inspector demands a bribe.

An expensive antique doll is kidnapped for ransom; a naive optician buys a bogus ticket to ride the NASA space shuttle; and Luger puts Barney in his will.

An agitated woman with a homemade bomb threatens to blow up the squad room; Sergeant Fish drops in for a visit.

Alex heads out on his first date.

Ann and Francine could lose a big account unless they accept Schneider's offer of financial assistance.

George gets carried away playing Santa for the orphans at the help center.

George and Louise enter Jessica in a baby contest.

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

Actress JoBeth Williams; actor Elya Baskin; Dr. Jim King.

Becker agrees to baby-sit a mother's two children and then tries to dump the duty on Margaret and Linda.

After Becker's computer is stolen from his apartment, he buys another one through shady circumstances.

When Brian decides to settle down, the woman he selects (Jenny McCarthy) doesn't quite meet his expectations.

A major storm strands the airport gang at a "Singles Mingle" event, where Brian and Casey see some familiar faces.

Paul and Jamie have trouble following their therapist's suggestions after members of the performance group Stomp move in upstairs.

Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) leave Mabel with Burt and Sylvia (Louis Zorich, Cynthia Harris) and travel to Hollywood for a big interview.

Julia is worried about the reaction of her new beau (James Naughton) when he learns she is going through menopause.

Anthony goes to Las Vegas to forget Vanessa and marries a showgirl (Sheryl Lee Ralph) he has only known for 24 hours.

Sandra writes a raunchy novel that includes characters based on her close friends.

Rose turns to a video dating service to find a man.

Terri is about to marry a soap opera star who Jack believes has a questionable reputation.

Jack challenges a Golden Gloves contender.

Florence's vivid imagination transforms life at the Jeffersons' into a soap opera.

George's appearance on a local talk show is jeopardized when the host learns he's sponsoring a Cuban refugee.

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

Harold joins a rock 'n' roll band to compete in a TV talent contest.

Tony breaks his promise to Jeannie to spend a weekend with her.

Jeannie interferes with an important physical that Tony is to take.

Uncle Arthur tries to make some French pastry, but gets the real Napoleon instead.

Darrin accuses Samantha of using witchcraft to win a slogan contest.

Maude enlists Florida's aid when she gives a fund-raising party for a black militant.

Maude insists on a full court trial when she is given a speeding ticket by an eager young traffic cop.

Mel's musical gets less than rave reviews on opening night and the only person who can revive it is Joel Grey.

Alice's Thanksgiving turns into a disaster when her meddlesome mother arrives with an upsetting announcement.

Mrs. Garrett helps a nervous Tootie prepare for her driving test.

When the police stake out the shop in an effort to catch a group of counterfeiters, the girls decide not to tell Mrs. Garrett.

Sara and Jackie exchange apartments with a European couple Henry suspects might be terrorists.

Despite Henry's disapproval, Sara decides to pursue a TV talk show job instead of a college degree.

Elyse reminisces about her early career when the first building she designed is scheduled for demolition.

Playing matchmaker for Skippy, Lauren becomes the object of his affection.

Terri is about to marry a soap opera star who Jack believes has a questionable reputation.

Jack challenges a Golden Gloves contender.

A group of Hasidic Jews riot to protest the department's ineffectiveness; Urban survivalists are found living in steam tunnels beneath the city.

Bullet-proof vests arrive after Harris and Dietrich are sent to an office building with a gun-toting man inside.

Barbara's grandmothers vie for her affection.

The gang surprises Barbara at work with a 21st birthday party.

Florence's vivid imagination transforms life at the Jeffersons' into a soap opera.

George's appearance on a local talk show is jeopardized when the host learns he's sponsoring a Cuban refugee.

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

Actor Robert Blake; journalist Calvin Trillin; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

A cat finds its way into john's office and refuses to leave; Margaret attempts to help Becker plan a trip she knows he'll never take.

Becker accepts his accountant cousin's (Richard Schiff) invitation for dinner and winds up causing problems.