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Alice's Thanksgiving turns into a disaster when her meddlesome mother arrives with an upsetting announcement.

Mrs. Garrett helps a nervous Tootie prepare for her driving test.

When the police stake out the shop in an effort to catch a group of counterfeiters, the girls decide not to tell Mrs. Garrett.

Sara and Jackie exchange apartments with a European couple Henry suspects might be terrorists.

Despite Henry's disapproval, Sara decides to pursue a TV talk show job instead of a college degree.

Elyse reminisces about her early career when the first building she designed is scheduled for demolition.

Playing matchmaker for Skippy, Lauren becomes the object of his affection.

Terri is about to marry a soap opera star who Jack believes has a questionable reputation.

Jack challenges a Golden Gloves contender.

A group of Hasidic Jews riot to protest the department's ineffectiveness; Urban survivalists are found living in steam tunnels beneath the city.

Bullet-proof vests arrive after Harris and Dietrich are sent to an office building with a gun-toting man inside.

Barbara's grandmothers vie for her affection.

The gang surprises Barbara at work with a 21st birthday party.

Florence's vivid imagination transforms life at the Jeffersons' into a soap opera.

George's appearance on a local talk show is jeopardized when the host learns he's sponsoring a Cuban refugee.

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

Actor Robert Blake; journalist Calvin Trillin; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

A cat finds its way into john's office and refuses to leave; Margaret attempts to help Becker plan a trip she knows he'll never take.

Becker accepts his accountant cousin's (Richard Schiff) invitation for dinner and winds up causing problems.

Suicide-hotline volunteer Antonio consoles a woman (Tracy Scoggins) whose boyfriend (Philip Casnoff) recently dumped her.

Everyone tries to locate a courier who leaves a cooler containing the "gift of life" at Helen's lunch counter.

Jamie and Paul (Helen Hunt, Paul Reiser) have a full house for Thanksgiving dinner; Mabel may be allergic. Lisa Kudrow and Steve Park guest star.

Jamie (Helen Hunt) gets jealous when Paul (Paul Reiser) hires his former nurse, Diane (guest star Jean Louisa Kelly), to help his neighbor Hal (guest star Paxton Whitehead).

A desperate Anthony invents various schemes to extricate himself from his hasty marriage.

B.J. finds love letters from another woman in her late husband's safe-deposit box.

Mary, Rose and Pearl try to prevent a graffiti artist from defacing the apartment.

Lester reconsiders a contracting bid when he learns that the backers have investments in South Africa.

Jack bets Janet and Terri that he can stay away from women for a week.

Jack and Terri think Janet is trying to seduce Furley's shy nephew.

George recruits Tom to save the day in the bowling semifinals.

A visit to her old home in Harlem brings back memories for Louise.

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

After Hazel decides that she needs new drapes, Barbara decides to have the whole room painted.

Jeannie reads up on how to be an American woman from a self-help book.

Tony is assigned to serve as a technical director on a new movie.

Samantha campaigns to rescue a neighborhood park for the children.

Uncle Arthur swaps Samantha and Darrin's voices as a joke; They try to keep a depressed Louise and Larry from finding out.

Maude accuses Carol of marrying for convenience instead of love when she announces her plans to wed.

Maude and Walter are reminded of their stormy courtship days while watching election results on television.

Mel's newly-divorced mother arrives for a visit and falls for Earl.

Jolene thinks her brother is up to one of his schemes when he sells Mel a worm farm.

Tootie discovers a talented campus comic and arranges a meeting for him with a talent scout.

Jo agrees to pose as George's fiancée at his high-school class reunion in an effort to impress his former girlfriend.

Jackie eagerly awaits a marriage proposal when Brad returns from a trip, but he's having second thoughts.

Muriel's labor pains start off with a bad note when a stuck piano blocks their way to the hospital.

Steven backs out as a cosigner for Mallory, but that doesn't stop her from getting a car.

Jennifer is torn between her job responsibilities and her loyalty to a friend; Alex tries to avoid an 11-year-old admirer.

Jack bets Janet and Terri that he can stay away from women for a week.

Jack and Terri think Janet is trying to seduce Furley's shy nephew.

A rainmaker offers his help when New York suffers from a water shortage; Wojo, Harris, and Dietrich all eye an opening in the vice squad.

Harris loses his libel appeal and his assets; Dietrich handles a news dealer's dispute with a construction crew.

The announcement of Barbara's engagement brings Ann's feelings of failure to the surface.

Katherine falls for Francine's slick father.

George recruits Tom to save the day in the bowling semifinals.

A visit to her old home in Harlem brings back memories for Louise.

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

Actor Jonathan Winters; actor Peter Strauss.

Becker shuttles Reggie, Margaret, Jake and Linda to various engagements; Doug Heffernan, Ray Barone and Hilton Lucas visit Becker's office.

Becker is sure that his string of lucky breaks will bring some bad luck.

Casey convinces Brian to invest a hefty insurance check in a martini bar.

Joe and Brian are forced to sell the airline to a rich businessman who puts his slacker son in charge.

After Jamie (Helen Hunt) gives Paul's (Paul Reiser) new documentary a bad review, he's asked to care for his super's (guest star Jerry Adler) garden. With guest stars Abe Vigoda and Robert Klein.

Ira's (John Pankow) business takes a dive; Paul (Paul Reiser) is blinded by Jamie (Helen Hunt), which threatens Ira's plans. With guest stars Richard Kind and Dan Castellaneta.

While Anthony wonders whether he made a mistake by marrying Etienne, the ladies throw them a wedding shower.

When Anthony agrees to testify in court for Mary Jo, he reluctantly becomes her legal adviser.

Brenda gets a job at a fast-food restaurant.

Sandra seeks Mary's help when her straight-laced mother visits.

Jack catches married Mr. Angelino with a woman.

Jack's new moustache is a turn-on for Terri.

The Jeffersons' neighbor is in the Ku Klux Klan.

George basks in the limelight after heroically saving an elderly woman from a mugger.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

Hazel and Barbara scheme to earn money to buy a pool table for Steve.

Jeannie gets into hot water when she goes for a drive in Tony's car.

An officer's son thinks he saw magic being used at Tony's house.

Tabitha grants a preschool classmate's wish to be a butterfly.

Dr. Bombay's attempt to save a dying willow tree causes Sam to cry, then laugh, when the wind blows.

Maude's unexpected announcement that she is pregnant brings divergent reactions from Carol and Walter.

Maude and Walter try to decide what to do about her unexpected pregnancy.

Mel's diner suddenly becomes popular after Alice spots a UFO.

Vera's debut as a cello player in a string quartet doesn't end on a melodic note.

Headed for an awards ceremony, Blair is trapped in an elevator with the operator who has a very special past; he shares his wisdom with Blair.

The girls travel to Atlantic City, N.J., to reunite Jo with the aspiring singer she met in Florida; they go to see Jo's old flame, rock 'n' roll singer Flyman.

Muriel finally goes into labor while a nervous Henry is at work, leaving her no choice but to ask Monroe for help.

Henry gets to the hospital in time to witness the birth of his son, but at the expense of being fired by an angry Mr. Wainwright.

Racist threats surface after the Keatons' black friends move into the neighborhood.

The entire neighborhood is catapulted into action when the Thompsons' home is vandalized.

Jack catches married Mr. Angelino with a woman.

Jack's new moustache is a turn-on for Terri.

A beauty queen has her purse snatched; an angry moviegoer vandalizes a theater for showing snuff films; and Wojo is slapped with a paternity suit.

Harris signs another book deal; and a lottery winner threatens the couple who lost his winning ticket; Luger shops for a mail-order Asian bride.

Newly engaged Barbara is shattered by news that could threaten her marital future.

Alex causes a fire in the apartment building.

The Jeffersons' neighbor is in the Ku Klux Klan.

George basks in the limelight after heroically saving an elderly woman from a mugger.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

Actor Martin Mull; comic Jerry Seinfeld; Scot Morris.

Becker's fear of asking Reggie to a social event goes back to the first time he was rejected at the tender age of 10.

Becker believes he is being stalked by a woman (Kim Darby) after he rescues her from choking.

The new business arrangement draws differing reactions from Joe and Brian.

Joe and Brian step in for a nervous Cord at a company conference; Antonio teaches Casey how to live within her means.

Dr. Lee (guest star Steve Park) helps Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) get away to a much-anticipated honeymoon, as irresponsible Lisa (guest star Anne Ramsay) cares for Murray. With John Pankow, Mo Gaffney and Jeff Garlin.

Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) spend an unsettling, trial night in a large house in the suburbs. With guest stars Richard Benjamin and Rhea Perlman.

Mary Jo's colleagues cannot understand why she's interested in her dumb boyfriend (Patrick Warburton), a top male model.

The weather wreaks havoc on B.J.'s plan to fly everyone to Washington, D.C., for the inauguration.

A robber locks Mary, Lester, Sandra and Pee-wee Herman in a toy store.

Mary and Lester face a tax audit.

A former Navy buddy visits Jack and tries to con his way into a partnership at the bistro.

Janet and Terri try to raise money for Jack.

George is urged to sing a valentine song to Louise.

George exaggerates his financial standing to gain membership in an exclusive businessman's club.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

Hazel pens an essay for a newspaper on her boss's perfection.

Jeannie is annoyed when an old girlfriend of Tony's returns to town.

Tony and Roger are assigned to escort Russian cosmonauts during their stay in the United States.

Endora teaches Darrin a lesson by turning him into a perfect gentleman.

To please Darrin's mother, Samantha reluctantly hires a maid.

Maude gets the surprise of her life when a high-school friend pays her a visit after 25 years.

Maude heads up a vigilante group to keep a youth arrested for marijuana possession out of jail.

Alice's compassionate nature is tested when she competes against Jolene and Vera on a game show.

Tommy finds himself on the other side of the law when he and a college pal indulge in some wild reveling.

The girls have an unexpected guest when they celebrate Blair's 21st birthday.

Angry Natalie decides to run for mayor of Peekskill.

Henry threatens to move out when Muriel's mother decides to move in.

Not wanting more children, Henry discusses having a vasectomy.

Alex considers romance with a girl he is tutoring and puts a strain on his relationship with Lauren.

Alex faces a dilemma when Lauren returns to town and they meet in the cafeteria with Marty.

A former Navy buddy visits Jack and tries to con his way into a partnership at the bistro.

Janet and Terri try to raise money for Jack.

Levitt performs an act of heroism; A 1957 DeSoto is the prized possession of a man who admits he stole the car 25 years ago.

Barney calls in the police chaplain when a man claims he is possessed by a demon; a full-figured wife assaults her husband for forcing her into a pair of designer jeans.

A blizzard causes re-evaluation of relationships.

Schneider's relationship with a female Russian basketball player leads to an international incident.

George is urged to sing a valentine song to Louise.

George exaggerates his financial standing to gain membership in an exclusive businessman's club.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

Actor Craig T. Nelson; actor Michael Crawford; journalist Bob Costas.

Becker quits smoking, but his increasingly surly disposition makes his friends wish he'd start again; Reggie considers returning to college.

Learning that a patient is dating Reggie, John advises him on proper courting; Linda becomes a mentor to a bratty child.

Unexpected guests (Brooke Adams, Abe Vigoda) and other mishaps disrupt holiday plans and dampen the gang's Christmas spirit.

Antonio discovers Roy is dating the cabbie's favorite talk show host; Joe and Helen's relationship cools off.

The couple (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) learns that Jamie will be in bed with home run king Mark McGwire (guest starring as himself), via virtual reality. With John Pankow.

Paul and Jamie are forced to play parents when Uncle Phil (Mel Brooks) causes trouble after returning to school; Lisa gets breast implants.

When Mary Jo and Julia discuss putting a dog to sleep, Bernice (Alice Ghostley) assumes they're referring to her.

When Anthony and Etienne's families finally meet, Julia persuades them to repeat their marriage vows.

The police ask Sandra to help snare her larcenous boyfriend (Sam Scarber).

Mary and Lester's 20th wedding anniversary is marred when a family feud erupts.

Sabrina accidentally erases Christmas from the world's memory; she has only 24 hours to restore the holiday.

Sabrina's (Melissa Joan Hart) spell turns Valerie (Lindsay Sloane) into a Sabrina clone; Salem finds fame as a painter.

Sabrina resorts to magic to persuade Harvey to go to college; Zsa Zsa turns Zelda into a practical joker.

Sabrina and Hilda (Melissa Joan Hart, Caroline Rhea) bring back Lucy (guest star Julia Duffy), the former Mrs. Kraft, to break up Zelda's (Beth Broderick) romance with Kraft.

Mork teaches a dishonest mechanic a lesson.

Suave Xerko wants Mork's job as Earth observer.

Mork helps Mindy get an interview with look-alike celebrity Robin Williams.

Mork misses Mindy while she is out of town and asks an Orkan elder to create a Mindy clone.

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Helen asks the gardener to pose as her "Latin lover" in order to make Stanley jealous.

Vicky tries to restore Jack's injured ego.

An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.

Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.

Mel injures his back at Alice's apartment and has to stay there for two weeks.

Alice and Vera are stunned when it seems that Flo and Mel have become more than friends, but both go to Alice to try and break off the new relationship.

A battle of the sexes erupts when Manhattan South takes the credit after Wentworth subdues a would-be assassin.

The massage parlors lining Second Avenue rub the merchants the wrong way; The detectives arrest an mugger who's in her eighties.

Helen and Tom get caught in a tight spot -- George's bathroom.

Lionel celebrates a bit too much after graduation.

Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.

Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.

Ginny surprises everyone with the revelation that she has a daughter.

Ann's emergency call brings a young doctor whose bedside manner leaves a lot to be desired.

Archie Bunker runs a neighborhood bar in Queens.

Archie Bunker runs a neighborhood bar in Queens.

Vivian begins to resent Arthur's constant eulogizing of his late wife in every conversation.

Maude finally meets her match when a black teenager from the ghetto visits the Findlay house.

Danny is interested in the whales singing and tells the family they need to include whales in their act to show their support of ecology; the Partridges make a record featuring the song of a whale to raise awareness of the whale's plight.

Keith decides that being the eldest, he should take more responsibility for his siblings.

Hazel finds that the burglar she tapped on the head with a baseball bat is basically honest.

Hazel concocts a complicated scheme involving antiques and business mergers to get air conditioning in the Baxter home.

Jeannie forces Tony's flight down on a desert island to celebrate the anniversary of Tony's discovery of her bottle; Tony forgets their anniversary.

After Tony tells Jeannie that he wishes every day was a Sunday, Jeannie takes him at his word and makes it happen.

Larry thinks Darrin is seeing another woman; Samantha and Darrin add some spice to their marriage.

Ousted Abner moves in with Darrin and Samantha after a fight with his wife.

Actor Dick Van Patten; George Miller; actor Robert Mitchum; Dennis Madalone.

An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.

Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.

Helen asks the gardener to pose as her "Latin lover" in order to make Stanley jealous.

Fred Scuttle; Roman Emperor Claudius.

Georgian dance; Victorian actor.

Spoofs of Charlie Chaplin and Laurel & Hardy.

Blowpipe; Mervyn Cruddy.

Spoofs of Charlie Chaplin and Laurel & Hardy.

Blowpipe; Mervyn Cruddy.

Nicole's (Staci Keanan) classmates dub her a "dweeb." Episode directed by series co-star Florence Stanley. Don Lake guest stars.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) and her dads (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) are granted fantasy wishes after winning a "Rock TV" contest. Guest stars: Julius Erving and Bobby Rydell.

Love-struck Joey (Greg Evigan) tries to sway an ex-girlfriend from marrying a rival. Guest stars: Jamie Rose, Lauren Holly.

A former girlfriend's will entrusts two bachelors with custody of her 12-year-old daughter.

The girls must decide if they want to continue living together.

Natalie is devastated when she sees her father with a strange woman.

Corinne's baby begins speaking in Latin and Greek and throws Tim across the room.

An earthquake traps Benson and Clayton, and the governor runs the state from the kitchen.

Benson saves Kraus' life when she chokes on a doughnut, and Kraus drives him crazy with her gratitude.

The governor wants Benson to be the state's new budget director.

Benson poses as a prisoner to investigate conditions at a state prison.

Mary's fantasy about an Old West showdown closely parallels her actual feelings about the opening of a sleazy neighborhood bar.

Rose decides to sell the apartment building to Sandra's boyfriend (Ron Glass).

A school assignment about parenting saddles Brenda and Calvin with a piglet.

Everyone is on edge when a knife-toting man rents a room at 227.

Charlie directs the school play.

Charlie makes unusual casting decisions.

Each program travels to several destinations around the state of Texas.

Alex tries to hide his problem with insomnia, from the stress of his personal life.

Elyse's plans to match her next-door neighbor with a co-worker backfire.

Guilt-ridden after turning in a young shoplifter to the police, Mallory tries to become her friend.

Steven's new job at the TV station leaves him with very little time to spend with his family.

Drew offends someone special when he toasts Mr. Louder; Mimi hires an attorney in her sexual harassment suit.

When Kate (Christa Miller) is denied a promotion, Drew (Drew Carey) suggests she hold a salon to discuss social issues. Guest stars: Charles Nelson Reilly, Rush Limbaugh.

Drew and Oswald (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader) test their compatibility with Nicki and Kate (Kate Walsh, Christa Miller) at a Valentine's Day dinner.

Drew hosts Nicki's parents when she goes out of town, but instigates an argument that leads to their breakup.

Lisa (Maura Tierney) learns Jimmy's (Stephen Root) key to management; Bill (Phil Hartman) gets a butler (guest star Ian Abercrombie); Matthew (Andy Dick) is found out on the streets.

Dave and Lisa find out that Bill plans to adopt an infant; Jimmy gets Beth to play a role for a bachelor auction.

Dave gets a surprise visit from his college chums but quickly faces a difficult decision; Lisa gets tough on Matthew.

Hoping to teach Bill (Phil Hartman) a management lesson, Dave and Lisa (Dave Foley, Maura Tierney) promote him, but he rises to the occasion.

A party reveals how different Finch and his wife really are; Maya gives out job evaluations at the office.

Elliott's plan to stir up trouble between his friend (Kevin Sorbo) and Maya backfires when the two decide to set up a date.

Maya's former assistant Cindy returns as a media buyer, and Jack makes Maya take her out for the evening.

Jack tries to convince his ex-wife (Victoria Principal) to marry her new boyfriend, who is putting the moves on Maya.

Jack's girlfriend asks him to father her child.

Jack thinks one of the girls is interested in him.

George has to give the eulogy for one of his employees, a man who was universally detested.

George goes to great lengths to get a hotel's cleaning business.

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

Fred's fiancee brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.

Hazel jeopardizes Steve's business when she urges a couple not to sell their home to another realtor.

Jeannie announces she is going to marry Roger to make Tony jealous.

Jeannie makes a double of Tony to show him how to prepare for a wedding.

Darrin's sexy Italian client tries seduce him; Serena turns her into a monkey.

Darrin is frantic when one of his clients is turned into a monkey.

Maude and Walter unwittingly become part owners of a ghetto tenement.

Maude finds herself in a shoddy motel room when she accompanies Walter to an out-of-town convention.

A muscle-bound watchman who saves Jolene's life believes that she's now his girlfriend.

It's not a smooth ride for Mel when he learns that his prized car has been stolen.

Jo's father makes a fortune in the stock market; he goes on a shopping spree and spends money on her rather than giving her the attention she wants.

Tootie has a difficult choice to make when seems more concerned with a theatrical audition than with her upcoming high-school graduation.

Sparks fly when Henry moves in with Iris to avoid getting the chicken pox from Andrew.

A decision by Muriel and Henry to renew their wedding vows almost leads to divorce.

The Keatons are concerned when Jennifer becomes obsessed with environmental issues.

The Keatons recall special moments while helping Andrew fill a "time capsule" with family memorabilia.

Jack's girlfriend asks him to father her child.

Jack thinks one of the girls is interested in him.

A Peace Corps recruiter goes crazy at a job fair; Dietrich's portable stress analyzer stops working while he's investigating an assault case.

The FBI steps in when micro-processor chips designed for computer games are being exported to Poland.

Ann and Francine compete for the same man.

Max is enlisted to coach Alex's baseball team.

George has to give the eulogy for one of his employees, a man who was universally detested.

George goes to great lengths to get a hotel's cleaning business.

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

Fred's fiancee brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.

Sam Donaldson; Fred Greenlee.

Becker and Margaret understand Linda's value after she quits; the presence of a homeless man sparks conversation at the diner.

Reggie starts dating a guy she had a crush on during high school; Becker is upset at a colleague's success.