KIVY-LD

Walter reluctantly agrees to join Arthur and Maude when they make a pact to go on the wagon for a month.

Arthur convinces Maude that Walter should seek professional help with his drinking problem.

Jolene's glad she learned self-defense from Vera when a cat burglar starts roaming the neighborhood.

Boss Hogg from Hazzard tries to trick Mel into selling his diner for $1.

Jo takes drastic measures to prevent the deportation of an illegal alien.

Blair must work at a taco stand as a requirement for her business degree.

In a '50s flashback, Henry and Muriel relate a rocky part of their romance to Jackie who has to decide between marriage and a career, or lose Brad.

Sara poses for a national magazine clad in a bikini, but when the photo is published the bikini is missing.

As the new editor, Alex names cheating pupils in the school paper.

Elyse and Steven's participation in an anti-nuke rally on Thanksgiving lands them in jail.

Jack is convinced that his new neighbor is one of London's most-wanted criminals.

Janet's new boss uses her to get Jack.

A man assaults a journalist for writing a premature obituary; The squad celebrates Barney's birthday.

An angry parent assaults the admissions director of a private kindergarten; and Wojo faces a police inquiry for using excessive force in a recent arrest.

Ann and Francine go to Paris to pick up the continental savvy needed to snare a new client.

Ann considers letting Alex stay with Francine.

George is devastated by a fire in one of his stores until he learns there may be more than insurance money to cover the damage.

George sets out to create a legacy for himself so he'll be remembered long after he's dead.

When Fred receives a slight injury in a car mishap, Lamont hires a housekeeper to help out.

Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.

Actress Amy Irving; ventriloquist Jay Johnson; writer Calvin Trillin.

Dietary changes start runaway rumors that soon have the whole community believing that Becker is going to die.

Becker is sentenced to an anger management course after he verbally assaults two officers; Bob's mother kicks him out of her retirement home.

Fixing up the attic for Helen and her cello, Joe finds cash and a note from his father, leading to a treasure hunt for all.

Fixing up the attic for Helen and her cello, Joe finds cash and a note from his father, leading to a treasure hunt for all.

Paul and Jamie are enjoying a quiet Sunday at home together, determined to do something quietly together before their friends' plans intrude on their day.

A nervous Paul invites a curious Jamie to accompany him and Selby to a college get-together and an impromptu reunion with an old flame (Lisa Edelstein).

Suzanne's first redecorating assignment ends when the house she is working on burns to the ground.

Mary Jo goes on a date; Julia learns that her tax auditor is a man she verbally abused in a restaurant.

Romantic sparks fly when Sandra meets a handsome math teacher (Michael Warren).

Sandra and Mary settle a dispute over song royalties in court.

Jack's old flame asks him for marital advice.

Jack and Furley become trapped in a freezer at Angelino's restaurant.

Louise learns that a "cold-hearted monster" is planning to build a business on the site of the only neighborhood playground.

George is dying to find out what Louise writes in her diary every night.

Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.

Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.

Dorothy must have an old piano she sees while hunting antiques.

A local museum is showing an exhibit from Jeannie's old home.

Jeannie learns that a member of a family involved in a feud with her family is coming to the United States.

Darrin stubbornly refuses a birthday gift; Maurice turns him into a mule.

Samantha's good news stops her parents' quarrel -- for a moment.

Walter's plans to spend a romantic day with Maude are thwarted by Vivian's divorce proceedings.

Maude insists that she is not jealous when Vivian returns from a vacation looking 10 years younger.

Presents and love poems come Vera's way and everyone's trying to find out who's sending them.

Jolene realizes her childhood dream of becoming a flight attendant.

Blair is horrified when her father is indicted.

Someone called "Desiree" plagiarizes Natalie.

When a messenger faints in the Rushes' apartment, Monroe and Henry provide first aid.

Iris' gift of a trip to Paris backfires when Muriel needs a passport and her birth certificate reveals she was adopted.

Alex leaves his job at a small grocery store for an ultramodern supermarket.

Steven and Elyse wonder if they should buy a gun for protection after their home is burglarized.

Jack's old flame asks him for marital advice.

Jack and Furley become trapped in a freezer at Angelino's restaurant.

A former child star assaults his agent with a telephone; a good Samaritan is charged with assault; and Dietrich spends the afternoon with a college sweetheart.

Harris punches Arnold Ripner when the lawyer threatens another libel suit; and a mugging victim reveals that she's carried the torch for Barney since 1966.

Ann's dinner date with Mark's divorced father turns into an all-night affair.

Julie announces plans for her baby's birth.

Louise learns that a "cold-hearted monster" is planning to build a business on the site of the only neighborhood playground.

George is dying to find out what Louise writes in her diary every night.

Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.

Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.

Actor Andy Kaufman; actress Lara Flynn Boyle; actor Tony Randall.

When Dr. Becker buys a motorcycle, everyone thinks it's a midlife crisis.

Becker throws a dinner party so his girlfriend (Frances Fisher) can spend time with the gang.