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Joe is forced out of the pilot's seat by high blood pressure.

Hiding in the back seat, Brian eavesdrops on Joe and Helen's secret date.

Paul is offered a large sum of money to produce a documentary about the life of an eccentric billionaire (Jerry Lewis); Paul hires a new editor/cameraman (Steven Wright) who is anything but energetic.

Paul is embarrassed when his father (Louis Zorich) shouts "Hello" to Regis Philbin in public; Regis then asks Paul's star-struck father to appear on his show, and he becomes a public-interest story.

Suzanne volunteers her services as a temporary foster mother to a Vietnamese girl (Connie Lew).

Mary Jo's divorced father takes a romantic interest in Charlene.

Their new butler's refined manner exasperates Mary and Rose.

Mary gets a chance to appear in a movie that's shooting in the area.

Jack feels guilty about not standing up to a tough guy who makes a play for Chrissy.

The roommates fear the rent money has been stolen.

George gives Florence advice on catching a husband.

Tom daydreams an "Old West" confrontation with one of Helen's old flames.

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

Cub Scout Harold rescues a boy frozen by fear high in a tree.

While Tony distracts Dr. Bellows, Roger taps into the NASA computer again. He finds the answer, but before he can tell Jeannie her birthday, he is shipped off to Alaska. Tony throws Jeannie a party anyway.

Jeannie becomes engaged to a handsome suitor to get Tony to pay attention to her.

Darrin gives up his powers and lands the Bliss account anyway.

Esmeralda is reading Mother Goose to Tabitha, and ends up sneezing up the real Mother Goose.

Maude can't resist the temptation to go through Walter's wallet when it accidentally falls out of a drawer.

Maude makes a desperate attempt for recognition from Walter at her surprise party.

Alice's date with a balloonist gets out of hand when she and the gang become trapped in a runaway balloon.

Tommy catches gambling fever when Mel's mother takes him to the race track.

Blair, Tootie, Natalie and Beverly Ann make vacation plans while Jo considers taking a job in Los Angeles.

Blair decides to quit law school after a rumor circulates about her and a womanizing professor.

Henry runs into an old Navy acquaintance, unaware that his friend is gay.

Henry uses Cosmic Cow to seek a tax deduction and an honorary college degree.

Jeff returns from college and wants to go steady with Mallory after confessing he hates Princeton.

Alex needs a college recommendation of an obnoxious English teacher.

Jack feels guilty about not standing up to a tough guy who makes a play for Chrissy.

The roommates fear the rent money has been stolen.

Assured that no one knows his whereabouts, a state's witness against the syndicate gets a phone call right after he arrives at the 12th precinct.

The detectives capture a prison-escape artist for the FBI. A self-declared bird-man drops in. Harris decides to write a novel.

Barbara's ex-boyfriend arrives at the Romano apartment to show off his new bride.

Francine accepts a date with Schneider, who faces competition from an Italian designer.

George gives Florence advice on catching a husband.

Tom daydreams an "Old West" confrontation with one of Helen's old flames.

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

Actor Judge Reinhold; actor Rondell Sheridan; actress Rita Rudner.

Becker faces a moral dilemma when his college sweetheart, now married, comes to town and feelings between the two are rekindled.

Becker is tempted to take part in an insurance scam concocted by a healthy patient to help his sick brother.

Roy has an eye-opening experience when his son (Abraham Benrubi) takes cello lessons from Helen.

Joe, Brian and Helen bring Christmas cheer to a depressed Fay.

A protective Jamie thinks Lisa and her new boyfriend (Charles Shaughnessy) are moving too fast in their relationship when they decide to move in together after a week. Paul can't stop her getting involved.

Jamie's new client is a sexy TV spy from the 1960s who was idolized by Paul and Ira when they were kids; they revert to their old ways and compete for the star's attention.

The women of Sugarbakers begin receiving lavish gifts from a wealthy couple (Guy Boyd, Janet Carroll).

An ex-husband's (Gregg Henry) sizzling autobiography reveals some personal moments in his marriage to Suzanne.

Mary and Lester learn that he has distant cousins who are white.

Mary feels inadequate when her former best friend pays a visit.

Jack and Chrissy walk in on Janet while she is entertaining a date; they attempt to set some rules so that they can be assured private time in the apartment with potential dates.

Jack's modeling job requires him to pose nude.

George's latest competitor forces him into a laundry price war.

George decides to accept his competitor's offer to buy out Jefferson Cleaners.

Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to get married, but his family has other ideas; Fred and Donna plan to wed in a private ceremony at the Sanford home, and Lamont uses this as a ploy to try to get rid of Donna.

Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off.

George's client demands Hazel be fired when she opposes his factory plans.

With the upcoming NASA talent contest, Jeannie makes Tony sing in a beautiful tenor voice.

Jeannie makes Roger romantically irresistible after he cancels a double date.

Darrin is freed from his agreeable spell and gets his old job back.

Esmeralda conjures up Santa Claus and his elves; Tabitha convinces Sidney that Santa is real.

Maude plans a weekend wedding in wintry New England for Arthur and Vivian.

Florida finds it extremely difficult to tell Maude that she is quitting her job as housekeeper.

Vera and Elliot's landlady falls in love with Mel after she invites him to her apartment for dinner.

Vera ends up in the hospital when she attempts to save some baby birds.

Jo, homeless and unemployed in California, fortuitously meets up with "Night Court" co-star Richard Moll.

Upon his return home, actor Richard Moll finds a group of "trespassers" and has them arrested.

Henry matches Sara and a drug-using athlete.

Monroe takes in a runaway girl, unbeknownst to Henry and Muriel.

A modeling agency offers Elyse the opportunity to appear in a commercial, much to Mallory's disappointment.

Steven's production assistant offers him the opportunity to become involved in an extramarital affair.

Jack and Chrissy walk in on Janet while she is entertaining a date; they attempt to set some rules so that they can be assured private time in the apartment with potential dates.

Jack's modeling job requires him to pose nude.

Barney and the squad are skeptical about the precinct's unkempt new detective; Bernice discovers that Fish spent the afternoon in a massage parlor.

Liz makes a citizen's arrest of her assailant -- an eight-year-old boy; A shootout and its aftermath disturb Chano.

Ann's about to marry Sam Royer, but not without some second thoughts.

Ann and Sam's new marriage gets its first big test -- their honeymoon.

George's latest competitor forces him into a laundry price war.

George decides to accept his competitor's offer to buy out Jefferson Cleaners.

Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to get married, but his family has other ideas; Fred and Donna plan to wed in a private ceremony at the Sanford home, and Lamont uses this as a ploy to try to get rid of Donna.

Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off.

Comedian David Steinberg; actress Mary Frann; actor Emmanuel Lewis.

Jake bets Becker that he can't quit smoking on a day when everything seems to be blowing up in his face.

Becker throws out his back while shopping on Christmas Eve and finds himself inundated with unwelcome holiday cheer.