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Minor problems pile up to crisis proportions, and the governor holds an encounter session with the staff.

Romantic sparks fly when Sandra meets a handsome math teacher (Michael Warren).

Romantic sparks fly when Sandra meets a handsome math teacher (Michael Warren).

Sandra and Mary settle a dispute over song royalties in court.

Lester and Mary are surprised when his cousin's marriage crumbles.

Charlie's date (Adrienne Barbeau) is Dr. Samuels' sister.

The chess-team coach's fervor distracts Arvid.

Each program travels to several destinations around the state of Texas.

In a series of flashbacks, the Keatons relate some of Alex's wackier escapades to Ellen.

In a series of flashbacks, the Keatons relate some of Alex's wackier escapades to Ellen.

Coached by Alex, Jennifer presents a class speech, but she doesn't know what she is talking about.

Alex surprises Ellen by inviting her father to Parents Day Weekend at Leland College.

Drew fantasizes about a top-of-the-line refrigerator when his old one dies.

Drew's parents (guest stars Marion Ross and Stanley Anderson) arrive to help with the wedding preparations, which include a bachelor party. With Drew Carey.

Samples of a new drug that helps senior citizens regain their libido get mixed with St. Patrick's Day Buzz Beer.

Drew is put in charge of the store while the boss is away and eliminates the practice of firing employees.

After Bill's (Phil Hartman) turn as manager ends, Jimmy (Stephen Root) decides to let the employees vote for Dave or Lisa (Dave Foley, Maura Tierney) as boss.

The staff questions Dave's sanity after he has a security door installed in the lobby; Bill's new commercial.

Matthew (Andy Dick) joins the Big Brother program and is paired with a man (guest star Michael Buchman Silver) a few years older; Bill (Phil Hartman) sleuths.

Jimmy (Stephen Root) demands that Dave and Lisa (Dave Foley, Maura Tierney) reunite for the good of the company; Matthew (Andy Dick) gets a toy car.

After his memoirs come out stating he once beat up Robert Conrad, Jack fears the worst when the actor stops by the office.

Maya is stunned to learn that Elliott's latest girlfriend (Cassidy Rae) is a model and a premed student at Yale.

Maya and Jack accidentally kill Finch's cat; Nina's advice leads Elliott's mother (Rhoda Gemignani) to go out for a wild night on the town.

Nina's former agent (Nina Foch), now suicidal, thinks a romantic rendezvous with Finch could do the trick.

Jack is convinced that his new neighbor is one of London's most-wanted criminals.

Janet's new boss uses her to get Jack.

George is devastated by a fire in one of his stores until he learns there may be more than insurance money to cover the damage.

George sets out to create a legacy for himself so he'll be remembered long after he's dead.

When Fred receives a slight injury in a car mishap, Lamont hires a housekeeper to help out.

Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.

Hazel's personality improvement classes have bad side effects.

Jeannie is disappointed because Tony never asks for anything big.

Jeannie makes one of Tony's paintings appear as an original Rembrandt.

Refusing to obey the Witches Council and give up Darren, Samantha loses her magical powers.

Magic comes in handy when Samantha collects for a charity organization.

Walter reluctantly agrees to join Arthur and Maude when they make a pact to go on the wagon for a month.

Arthur convinces Maude that Walter should seek professional help with his drinking problem.

Jolene's glad she learned self-defense from Vera when a cat burglar starts roaming the neighborhood.

Boss Hogg from Hazzard tries to trick Mel into selling his diner for $1.

Jo takes drastic measures to prevent the deportation of an illegal alien.

Blair must work at a taco stand as a requirement for her business degree.

In a '50s flashback, Henry and Muriel relate a rocky part of their romance to Jackie who has to decide between marriage and a career, or lose Brad.

Sara poses for a national magazine clad in a bikini, but when the photo is published the bikini is missing.

As the new editor, Alex names cheating pupils in the school paper.

Elyse and Steven's participation in an anti-nuke rally on Thanksgiving lands them in jail.

Jack is convinced that his new neighbor is one of London's most-wanted criminals.

Janet's new boss uses her to get Jack.

A man assaults a journalist for writing a premature obituary; The squad celebrates Barney's birthday.

An angry parent assaults the admissions director of a private kindergarten; and Wojo faces a police inquiry for using excessive force in a recent arrest.

Ann and Francine go to Paris to pick up the continental savvy needed to snare a new client.

Ann considers letting Alex stay with Francine.

George is devastated by a fire in one of his stores until he learns there may be more than insurance money to cover the damage.

George sets out to create a legacy for himself so he'll be remembered long after he's dead.

When Fred receives a slight injury in a car mishap, Lamont hires a housekeeper to help out.

Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.

Actress Amy Irving; ventriloquist Jay Johnson; writer Calvin Trillin.

Dietary changes start runaway rumors that soon have the whole community believing that Becker is going to die.

Becker is sentenced to an anger management course after he verbally assaults two officers; Bob's mother kicks him out of her retirement home.

Fixing up the attic for Helen and her cello, Joe finds cash and a note from his father, leading to a treasure hunt for all.

Fixing up the attic for Helen and her cello, Joe finds cash and a note from his father, leading to a treasure hunt for all.

Paul and Jamie are enjoying a quiet Sunday at home together, determined to do something quietly together before their friends' plans intrude on their day.

A nervous Paul invites a curious Jamie to accompany him and Selby to a college get-together and an impromptu reunion with an old flame (Lisa Edelstein).

Suzanne's first redecorating assignment ends when the house she is working on burns to the ground.

Mary Jo goes on a date; Julia learns that her tax auditor is a man she verbally abused in a restaurant.

Romantic sparks fly when Sandra meets a handsome math teacher (Michael Warren).

Sandra and Mary settle a dispute over song royalties in court.

Jack's old flame asks him for marital advice.

Jack and Furley become trapped in a freezer at Angelino's restaurant.

Louise learns that a "cold-hearted monster" is planning to build a business on the site of the only neighborhood playground.

George is dying to find out what Louise writes in her diary every night.

Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.

Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.

Dorothy must have an old piano she sees while hunting antiques.

A local museum is showing an exhibit from Jeannie's old home.

Jeannie learns that a member of a family involved in a feud with her family is coming to the United States.

Darrin stubbornly refuses a birthday gift; Maurice turns him into a mule.

Samantha's good news stops her parents' quarrel -- for a moment.

Walter's plans to spend a romantic day with Maude are thwarted by Vivian's divorce proceedings.

Maude insists that she is not jealous when Vivian returns from a vacation looking 10 years younger.

Presents and love poems come Vera's way and everyone's trying to find out who's sending them.

Jolene realizes her childhood dream of becoming a flight attendant.

Blair is horrified when her father is indicted.

Someone called "Desiree" plagiarizes Natalie.

When a messenger faints in the Rushes' apartment, Monroe and Henry provide first aid.

Iris' gift of a trip to Paris backfires when Muriel needs a passport and her birth certificate reveals she was adopted.

Alex leaves his job at a small grocery store for an ultramodern supermarket.

Steven and Elyse wonder if they should buy a gun for protection after their home is burglarized.

Jack's old flame asks him for marital advice.

Jack and Furley become trapped in a freezer at Angelino's restaurant.

A former child star assaults his agent with a telephone; a good Samaritan is charged with assault; and Dietrich spends the afternoon with a college sweetheart.

Harris punches Arnold Ripner when the lawyer threatens another libel suit; and a mugging victim reveals that she's carried the torch for Barney since 1966.

Ann's dinner date with Mark's divorced father turns into an all-night affair.

Julie announces plans for her baby's birth.

Louise learns that a "cold-hearted monster" is planning to build a business on the site of the only neighborhood playground.

George is dying to find out what Louise writes in her diary every night.

Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.

Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.

Actor Andy Kaufman; actress Lara Flynn Boyle; actor Tony Randall.

When Dr. Becker buys a motorcycle, everyone thinks it's a midlife crisis.

Becker throws a dinner party so his girlfriend (Frances Fisher) can spend time with the gang.

Helen receives conflicting advice from the brothers on what to wear before she goes for a symphony audition.

Brian foolishly flies off through heavy fog for a rendezvous with his ex-wife.

An unexpectedly long visit by her parents (Nancy Dussault, Paul Dooley) drives Jamie mad, to the extent that she bribes her sister Lisa to come and keep her company before she goes crazy; Paul feels like the odd man out.

Jamie wins a big advertising account, but her celebrations are ruined when Paul's film about the Yankee Stadium is rejected by a network and he's very upset.

Julia is shocked to learn her son (George Newbern) is dating a college professor who is twice his age.

Julia and Suzanne's mother (Louise Lathem) and her friend (Alice Ghostley) visit Sugarbakers for Thanksgiving.

Lester and Mary are surprised when his cousin's marriage crumbles.

Calvin and a friend (David Wakefield) may be kicked off the basketball team if they don't pass an exam.

The trio hopes that Furley will bend the apartment rules when they place a stray cat on his doorstep.

Jack checks into a hospital to have an embarrassing tattoo removed.

George plans a lavish party in order to impress a high society columnist.

George needs a snappy jingle to increase his business, but his jingle writer is depressed and unable to write a word.

Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Hazel finds herself in a dither as she tries to care for two households.

When Doctor Bellows finds Tony floating in midair, he insists that he perform that same trick at the NASA talent show.

A vase hits Tony on the head giving him amnesia, but only to Jeannie's identity.

Cousin Henry turns on all his pranks when he goes shopping with Samantha.

After offending Endora, Darrin disappears whenever he speaks Spanish.

Maude decides that a face lift is the only thing that can lift her spirits.

The man repairing the Findlays' furnace is more interested in lighting Florida's fire than in heating the house.

Alice's social life gets a lift when she makes a date with her high-school flame.

Mel falls for a famous singer who stops in for directions. When she proposes, Mel accepts and prepares to move to Los Angeles.

Tootie sees a horror movie and then has a nightmare in which her friends are stalked by a killer.

Natalie's article angers sorority pledge Tootie.

Andrew's hungry and his nursing mother is at work, so Henry takes the baby to the photo session.

Henry is enraged by Monroe's ineptness at hanging a portrait.

On a snowy Christmas Day, the Keaton family looks back on the births of Alex, Mallory and Jennifer.

Elyse's advice to Mallory's pregnant friend backfires when she decided to help talk with mom.

The trio hopes that Furley will bend the apartment rules when they place a stray cat on his doorstep.

Jack checks into a hospital to have an embarrassing tattoo removed.

The precinct's plumbing goes out again; A scoutmaster apprehends a mugger; A militant Indian retrieves his tribe's ancestral bones.

After being told they have 30 days to vacate the precinct, the detectives air their resentment of being shoved out after so many years.

Premature labor pains force Julie to use Ann's bathtub for the underwater birth.

Barbara feels she must return to college.

George plans a lavish party in order to impress a high society columnist.

George needs a snappy jingle to increase his business, but his jingle writer is depressed and unable to write a word.

Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Actor John Candy; actress Maureen O'Hara; coach Jim Valvano.

Becker refuses to pay for a long-distance phone call; Bob (Saverio Guerra) invests in inspirational tapes on success.

Becker mistakenly leaves horrible news on the wrong answering machine and desperately tries to take it back.

Brian returns to Nantucket with his estranged wife (Kim Ulrich), who promptly falls for Joe.

Joe is upset when he learns Brian has arranged a blind date (Megan Mullally) for him.

Paul is embarrassed because an old friend (Steve Buscemi) of his from film school is now working as a token clerk at the local station and blames Paul for his misfortune, so Paul refuses to use the subway.

Jamie wants Paul to give up the rent-controlled lease to his old apartment, now sublet to Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards).

After a wild night on the town, Julia's attorney, Reese Watson (Hal Holbrook), proposes marriage.

Charlene gets involved with a married man (Madison Mason) who is also a Sugarbakers' client.

Mary tries to help Lester win a big construction contract.

A TV-station owner hires Sandra as a weather forecaster.

Jack agrees to pose in the nude for an art class.

Jack feigns amnesia after wrecking Janet's car.

While out to lunch with Ralph the doorman, George spies Helen Willis with another man.

A dog-sitting weekend for a pampered pooch could be the key to a profitable business deal for George.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

A lonely bachelor grows fond of Hazel and proposes marriage.

Jeannie forces Tony's flight down on a desert island to celebrate the anniversary of Tony's discovery of her bottle; Tony forgets their anniversary.

After Tony tells Jeannie that he wishes every day was a Sunday, Jeannie takes him at his word and makes it happen.

Tabitha brings the story of "Jack and the Beanstalk" to life.

Endora brings a witch with fading powers to be Samantha's maid.

Walter issues an ultimatum when Maude takes a part-time job selling real estate.

Maude finds herself in a tug of war with her own double standards.

Alice tries to help Mel's mother fight the tedium of old age by suggesting that she start a singing career.

Vera falls for an officer who she met after jaywalking and within two weeks they are engaged and planning a wedding.

Natalie's in trouble after she gets a pre-approved credit card.

A young singer (Stacey Q) gets support from Tootie and the girls.

Henry's bowled over when he attends a friend's second marriage and discovers the bride is young enough to be the man's daughter.

Two hapless brothers are hired by the Rushes to convert their attic into an apartment for Iris.

A popular sorority girl befriends Mallory with hopes of getting close to Alex.

Elyse's brother (Tom Hanks) arrives for a visit and surprises everyone with his cloak-and-dagger behavior.

Jack agrees to pose in the nude for an art class.

Jack feigns amnesia after wrecking Janet's car.

Friends, foes and felons alike drop by to pay their last respects as the detectives prepare to leave for new assignments; Barney recalls friends departed before he turns out the squad room lights for the last time.

A teen drug addict grabs Fish's gun and hold the precinct hostage; Captain Barney Miller must talk him down.

Barbara and Mark are forced out of their rooming house -- and into Ann's apartment.

Playing innkeeper to her family takes its toll on Ann.

While out to lunch with Ralph the doorman, George spies Helen Willis with another man.

A dog-sitting weekend for a pampered pooch could be the key to a profitable business deal for George.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Actor Patrick Swayze; comic Garry Shandling.

John must sweat out two weeks of jury duty after his advice to Linda on how to avoid it backfires; Bob gives Jake a dog.

When Jake discovers that his dinner date is blind, he confesses that he doesn't want to date someone who cannot see.

Brian gets the chance to be alone with Helen -- and a distrustful Joe is not happy about the situation.

Joe foils Brian's plan to make Helen reconsider her policy of not dating pilots.

On a trip to spend Thanksgiving with Jamie's parents, Paul and Jamie take Mark, Fran, Selby and Lisa, whose relationships change dramatically by the end of the trip.

Paul and Jamie get off on the wrong foot with their neighbors across the hall, so both of them try to make things better, but they actually seem to make things worse.

A maid puts a voodoo curse on Suzanne and she persuades Julia, Charlene and Mary Jo to spend the night.

On New Year's Eve, Charlene's date, Thomas Callaway, raises suspicions of being a dangerous prison escapee.

Winter cold brings everyone into Mary's heated apartment.

Mary becomes jealous when she catches Lester dancing with a former high-school flame.

One of Janet's customers names her in his will.

Jack falls for a busy stewardess (Mary Cadorette).

George is determined to get famed gospel singer Andrae Crouch to sing at his granddaughter's baptism.

Louise fears that George's remedy to protect the family from crime in the neighborhood could be deadly.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

Hazel fears for the Baxters' marriage when one of George's old flames looks him up.

Mr Higgins from the IRS suspects Tony is the head of a smuggling operation.

Jeannie makes Dr. Bellows think Tony can control the weather.

Samantha wants Caesar Salad; Esmeralda conjures up Julius Caesar.

Samantha's food cravings cause magic problems; Dr. Bombay tries to help.

Maude has the time of her life fixing up blind dates for Vivian with every available loser in town.

Arthur threatens to close down Maude's charity musical, which he calls hard-core pornography.

Vera's marriage plans take a detour when she and Mel mistakenly exchange wedding vows.

When Alice quits, Mel replaces her with a robot that wins the customers' approval.

On a ski trip, the girls are accidentally double-booked into a room filled with young men.

Old loves reappear in the lives of Beverly Ann and the girls.

As Iris prepares to move in with the Rushes, she's offered a business partnership back in Chicago.

Jackie decides to have a breast implant operation in order to make herself more attractive.

FBI agents pursue Elyse's brother (Tom Hanks), who allegedly embezzled $4.5 million from his company.

Alex gets in trouble when he secretly invests Steven's money in stock.

One of Janet's customers names her in his will.

Jack falls for a busy stewardess (Mary Cadorette).

The men look for a "mad bomber" who placed a bomb in the squad room; Fish contemplates the idea of retirement.

Money is missing from department store receipts left in Wojo's safekeeping; Barney saves the life of a suicidal flasher.

Ann's sanctuary within the peaceful confines of boyfriend Sam's apartment comes to an abrupt end.

Ann's mother returns home from a cruise with a handsome young man.

George is determined to get famed gospel singer Andrae Crouch to sing at his granddaughter's baptism.

Louise fears that George's remedy to protect the family from crime in the neighborhood could be deadly.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

Actor Michael Keaton; actor Martin Short; actress Teri Garr.

Dr. Becker butts heads with a priest over virtues of religion; Reggie, Jake and Bob try online investing.

Becker finds himself caught between his feelings for Liz and his fear of commitment when she receives a job offer in Chicago.

A magazine reporter decides to write about Brian in an article intended to profile Joe; Cliff (John Ratzenberger) and Norm (George Wendt) from "Cheers" visit Nantucket.

Aspiring cellist Helen tries to arrange an audition with a honeymooning symphony conductor (guest star David Ogden Stiers).

Paul reminisces about his first encounter with Jamie, from their chance meeting at a newsstand, to some detective work by Paul to track her down at her office and their subsequent first date.

Jamie and Paul hire a Russian maid to work for them once a week. They're delighted with her work, but she has a crush on Paul and is upset when her feelings aren't reciprocated.

Mary Jo and J.D.'s romance heats up despite interference from their respective ex-spouses; Charlene receives disturbing medical news.

Mary Jo and J.D.'s (Richard Gilliland) romance heats up despite interference; Charlene receives disturbing medical news.

An arrogant clergyman leads his church choir in a singing contest against Mary's group.

A week away from her 16th birthday, Brenda looks forward to her first date.

Sabrina tries to clear the house of sleep-inducing poppies; Kraft pressures Sabrina to win a high-school academic competition.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) invites her shy pen pal to visit, only to discover she used her to escape a bad past.

The Witch Channel broadcasts Sabrina's life on national television; Hilda turns into a witchy Henny Youngman.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) solves clues about the family secret but is banished for seeking help from an outsider.

Mork reveals his friends' secrets when he substitutes for Mindy as host of a local gossip show.

Mork's attempts at housework turn the apartment into a disaster area.

At his 50th birthday party, everyone tries to cheer up Bickley with revelations of their own regrets.

Mork proposes to Mindy on bended knee.

Biology; environmental science; physics; geology; marine science; astronomy.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

The Ropers discover a teenage girl has been sleeping in their storeroom for weeks.

Jack defends accused public-nuisance Mr. Bradford.

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

The diner has lost money and Mel's accountant suggests he fire one of the waitresses. It soon becomes a competition to see who won't get fired.

Vera is convinced that a Native American's prediction that an earthquake will rock Phoenix will come true and everyone is rattled, particularly Alice who has never experienced an earthquake before.

A police psychiatrist examines the squad; The psychiatrist recommends that Wojo have his gun taken away.

Fish is attracted to a mugger's mother. A man who turned in $3,500 he found a few weeks ago and wants to claim.

The membership committee of an exclusive tennis club invites George to join.

George has big plans for a first-rate second wedding, but Louise is having second thoughts.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Ann's expected promotion is given to a man who is less qualified.

Ann is suddenly involved in the intimate problems of strangers.

Stephanie's grandmother arrives on Christmas Eve wanting to take custody of Stephanie.

Stephanie's grandmother arrives on Christmas Eve wanting to take custody of Stephanie.

Maude can't resist the temptation to go through Walter's wallet when it accidentally falls out of a drawer.

Maude makes a desperate attempt for recognition from Walter at her surprise party.

Danny and Keith try to give a shy, awkward grocery clerk enough confidence to ask Laurie for a date.

Mother Nature gives Danny a hand in another of his money-making schemes.

Hazel's plan to get George an assistant fails when George's client comes up with his own suggestion.

The Baxters pass up an important dinner invitation for Hazel.

Mr Higgins from the IRS suspects Tony is the head of a smuggling operation.

Jeannie makes Dr. Bellows think Tony can control the weather.

Samantha and Endora start changing Darrin's face while he sleeps.

Darrin regrets getting involved in local politics.

Actor Vincent Price; actor Bert Convy; Chaz Chase; comic Joan Rivers.

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.