KIVY-LD

Samantha wants Caesar Salad; Esmeralda conjures up Julius Caesar.

Samantha's food cravings cause magic problems; Dr. Bombay tries to help.

Maude has the time of her life fixing up blind dates for Vivian with every available loser in town.

Arthur threatens to close down Maude's charity musical, which he calls hard-core pornography.

Vera's marriage plans take a detour when she and Mel mistakenly exchange wedding vows.

When Alice quits, Mel replaces her with a robot that wins the customers' approval.

On a ski trip, the girls are accidentally double-booked into a room filled with young men.

Old loves reappear in the lives of Beverly Ann and the girls.

As Iris prepares to move in with the Rushes, she's offered a business partnership back in Chicago.

Jackie decides to have a breast implant operation in order to make herself more attractive.

FBI agents pursue Elyse's brother (Tom Hanks), who allegedly embezzled $4.5 million from his company.

Alex gets in trouble when he secretly invests Steven's money in stock.

One of Janet's customers names her in his will.

Jack falls for a busy stewardess (Mary Cadorette).

The men look for a "mad bomber" who placed a bomb in the squad room; Fish contemplates the idea of retirement.

Money is missing from department store receipts left in Wojo's safekeeping; Barney saves the life of a suicidal flasher.

Ann's sanctuary within the peaceful confines of boyfriend Sam's apartment comes to an abrupt end.

Ann's mother returns home from a cruise with a handsome young man.

George is determined to get famed gospel singer Andrae Crouch to sing at his granddaughter's baptism.

Louise fears that George's remedy to protect the family from crime in the neighborhood could be deadly.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

Actor Michael Keaton; actor Martin Short; actress Teri Garr.

Dr. Becker butts heads with a priest over virtues of religion; Reggie, Jake and Bob try online investing.

Becker finds himself caught between his feelings for Liz and his fear of commitment when she receives a job offer in Chicago.

A magazine reporter decides to write about Brian in an article intended to profile Joe; Cliff (John Ratzenberger) and Norm (George Wendt) from "Cheers" visit Nantucket.

Aspiring cellist Helen tries to arrange an audition with a honeymooning symphony conductor (guest star David Ogden Stiers).

Paul reminisces about his first encounter with Jamie, from their chance meeting at a newsstand, to some detective work by Paul to track her down at her office and their subsequent first date.

Jamie and Paul hire a Russian maid to work for them once a week. They're delighted with her work, but she has a crush on Paul and is upset when her feelings aren't reciprocated.

Mary Jo and J.D.'s romance heats up despite interference from their respective ex-spouses; Charlene receives disturbing medical news.

Mary Jo and J.D.'s (Richard Gilliland) romance heats up despite interference; Charlene receives disturbing medical news.

An arrogant clergyman leads his church choir in a singing contest against Mary's group.

A week away from her 16th birthday, Brenda looks forward to her first date.

Sabrina tries to clear the house of sleep-inducing poppies; Kraft pressures Sabrina to win a high-school academic competition.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) invites her shy pen pal to visit, only to discover she used her to escape a bad past.

The Witch Channel broadcasts Sabrina's life on national television; Hilda turns into a witchy Henny Youngman.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) solves clues about the family secret but is banished for seeking help from an outsider.

Mork reveals his friends' secrets when he substitutes for Mindy as host of a local gossip show.

Mork's attempts at housework turn the apartment into a disaster area.

At his 50th birthday party, everyone tries to cheer up Bickley with revelations of their own regrets.

Mork proposes to Mindy on bended knee.

Biology; environmental science; physics; geology; marine science; astronomy.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

The Ropers discover a teenage girl has been sleeping in their storeroom for weeks.

Jack defends accused public-nuisance Mr. Bradford.

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

The diner has lost money and Mel's accountant suggests he fire one of the waitresses. It soon becomes a competition to see who won't get fired.

Vera is convinced that a Native American's prediction that an earthquake will rock Phoenix will come true and everyone is rattled, particularly Alice who has never experienced an earthquake before.

A police psychiatrist examines the squad; The psychiatrist recommends that Wojo have his gun taken away.

Fish is attracted to a mugger's mother. A man who turned in $3,500 he found a few weeks ago and wants to claim.

The membership committee of an exclusive tennis club invites George to join.

George has big plans for a first-rate second wedding, but Louise is having second thoughts.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Ann's expected promotion is given to a man who is less qualified.

Ann is suddenly involved in the intimate problems of strangers.

Stephanie's grandmother arrives on Christmas Eve wanting to take custody of Stephanie.

Stephanie's grandmother arrives on Christmas Eve wanting to take custody of Stephanie.

Maude can't resist the temptation to go through Walter's wallet when it accidentally falls out of a drawer.

Maude makes a desperate attempt for recognition from Walter at her surprise party.

Danny and Keith try to give a shy, awkward grocery clerk enough confidence to ask Laurie for a date.

Mother Nature gives Danny a hand in another of his money-making schemes.

Hazel's plan to get George an assistant fails when George's client comes up with his own suggestion.

The Baxters pass up an important dinner invitation for Hazel.

Mr Higgins from the IRS suspects Tony is the head of a smuggling operation.

Jeannie makes Dr. Bellows think Tony can control the weather.

Samantha and Endora start changing Darrin's face while he sleeps.

Darrin regrets getting involved in local politics.

Actor Vincent Price; actor Bert Convy; Chaz Chase; comic Joan Rivers.

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

The Ropers discover a teenage girl has been sleeping in their storeroom for weeks.

Army colonel; country singer.

Clergymen get a surprise; the news.

Christmas; Fred Scuttle.

Schoolgirl; striptease clown.

Christmas; Fred Scuttle.

Schoolgirl; striptease clown.

While Michael and Joey (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) are out on dates, Nicole (Staci Keanan) decides to throw a slumber party.

Joey is challenged by his father to sell a painting, or start working in the family plumbing business.

Michael (Paul Reiser) is shocked when he learns that his latest love interest is Judge Wilbur's (Florence Stanley) engaged niece.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) gets upset when Joey (Greg Evigan) takes her art teacher on a date. Guest star: Dick Butkus.

The issue of book banning arises at Eastland.

Jo's future at Eastland is in jeopardy when she learns her scholarship funds are drying up.

Millie decides she no longer wants to marry Danny; Mary, with two Burts in her life, doubts her sanity.

Benson's encounter with an old flame and Clayton's birthday preparations create confusion.

The enforcement of tight new regulations makes the staff feel restricted.

Kraus learns a painful lesson about love when she falls for a man who is ineligible.

When Benson accepts some stock from Pete as a debt payment, Clayton and Kraus buy some, too.

Calvin and a friend (David Wakefield) may be kicked off the basketball team if they don't pass an exam.

Mary tries to help Lester win a big construction contract.

A TV-station owner hires Sandra as a weather forecaster.

Winter cold brings everyone into Mary's heated apartment.

Charlie must choose between students and union.

A bully's threat triggers a fantasy for Arvid.

Each program travels to several destinations around the state of Texas.

Skippy challenges Nick at the Homecoming dance in his obsession with Mallory.

Alex faces off against a Russian opponent in a college chess tournament.

Alex joins the auto shop class to challenge Elyse, who joins to prove a point about women.

A lovely art patron takes an interest in Nick while looking at his artwork.

Drew forges a friendship with a handywoman after his breakup with Nicki.

With his social life at a standstill, Drew signs up with a dating consultant.

Drew and Mimi (Drew Carey, Kathy Kinney) plot to stop Drew's college-bound cousin from dating Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson).

Drew must go quickly to Mrs. Louder's office in order to get a promotion.