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Samantha uses insults to please a poet, while Darrin uses an amulet to curb Endora's insults.

Love at first sight gives Darrin and Samantha lots of trouble.

Maude takes up her duties as manager over three men in a real-estate office.

Walter becomes resentful when Maude spends every spare minute with a handsome best-selling author.

A famous country-music singer asks Alice to join him on his tour.

A country-music singer and a writer compete for Alice's affection.

Blair's first assignment as a law clerk involves her in a scandalous murder trial.

Natalie and Tootie's dinner party doesn't go well when their dates don't get along.

Monroe asks for a raise and is fired.

When he learns he has a son, Paul works to impress him but ends up with a surprise.

Jennifer reflects on her past and future while in the hospital for a tonsillectomy.

Elyse starts neglecting her family when she is hired by a top architectural firm.

Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night; to their dismay, they face a crying baby, no TV and a locked liquor cabinet.

Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.

A pregnant shoplifter goes into labor; Fish must stop a suicidal man from ringing in the new year by jumping.

Wojo is shot at by a sniper; Luger stops by the 12th to check on the sniper case; A con man is selling $3,500 charter flights to Saturn.

An Italian priest who claims to be a long-lost relative shows up on Barbara and Mark's doorstep.

Barbara resorts to some ingenious clowning to stop the practical jokes of Mark's friends.

A friend of George's begins to display an unusual interest in Jenny.

George and Louise are in for the surprise of their lives when their foster son arrives for a visit.

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

Comedian Jonathan Winters; Kristin Banerjee.

Vinny DeLuca's malpractice suit forces Becker into court, where testimony from his friends might sink his case.

Becker is ordered to attend therapy sessions with a psychologist (Rhea Perlman) who becomes a changed woman.

A wealthy and extravagant woman (Tyne Daly) becomes romantically interested in Brian.

Joe thinks a good thing is coming from a large crate on his birthday.

Paul invests in a virtual reality company. At first Jamie doesn't approve, but when she tries the technology out she finds she likes a virtual Paul that always agrees with her. Appearances by Christie Brinkley and Andre Agassi.

During their annual Valentine's Day re-enactment of his proposal at the Rockefeller Center ice rink, the Buchmans are transported back three years when Paul asked Jamie to marry him.

The father of a black student refuses to let him date Claudia.

Suzanne runs into trouble with the IRS, and resorts to desperate measures.

Sandra considers marrying a wealthy older man (Cleavon Little).

Mary persuades rap group Run-D.M.C. to perform at Brenda's high-school prom.

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

George bets Florence that he can accomplish in three hours what it takes her all day to do.

Convinced that her life is dull, Florence goes for a luxurious beauty treatment at a chic and exclusive salon.

Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.

Grady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.

Hazel and her friend Rosie vie for the attentions of a handsome chauffeur.

Dr. Bellows schedules a meeting on the night of Roger's mod party.

Tony is almost sent to the moon as a chimp when Jeannie's blink goes wrong.

The High Priestess of Witchdom dethrones Darrin in his own "castle.".

The Empress Hepzibah's decision that witches and mortals don't mix is delayed.

Maude and Walter are ecstatic when Walter's ex-wife announces her plans to remarry.

Maude insists that her guests for a New Year's Eve party come dressed as their favorite year.

Vera and Elliot rent their spare room to their tyrannical one-time landlady.

Mel offers to train Jolene when she decides to try out for a spot on a women's basketball team.

Natalie and Snake plan to mark the anniversary of their first year together with an intimate encounter.

The girls visit a famed beauty salon for make-overs, but their transformations aren't quite what they expected.

Jackie decides she wants to have a baby and approaches her boyfriend Bill about being the father.

Henry and Muriel act as referees when a marital dispute erupts between the Kennedys.

Elyse catches gambling fever while on a business trip to Atlantic City, N.J.

The three Keaton children are furious when Elyse announces she is pregnant.

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

A man turns in an envelope with $3500; Wojo must face his fear of flying by escorting a bigamist prisoner on a flight to Cleveland.

A battle of the sexes erupts when Manhattan South takes the credit after Wentworth subdues a would-be assassin.

Sam's return to smoking after a six-year abstinence only results in damage to his marriage and health.

A brush with death has an impact on Schneider's freewheeling lifestyle.

George bets Florence that he can accomplish in three hours what it takes her all day to do.

Convinced that her life is dull, Florence goes for a luxurious beauty treatment at a chic and exclusive salon.

Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.

Grady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.

Comedians George Carlin and Richard Pryor.

Everyone suffers when Becker decides to quit smoking cold turkey; a surveillance camera tracks Becker's moves as terrorizes his neighborhood.

Jake shocks everyone when he marries a woman he's known only 24 hours.