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Andrew stops speaking as a means of dealing with his hearing-impaired friend.

Nick is reluctant to accept financial assistance from his father (Dan Hedaya); Alex shops for a used-car bargain.

When Mr. Furley starts dating a new girl, the trio wonder why she is interested in him; Larry sets up a test to determine if she is a gold digger.

Jack assumes that Terri's nun friend wants to leave the convent to be with him.

Vagrant Ray returns to report his fellow bums' disappearances; a woman wishes to have a child with a surrogate and is focusing in on Dietrich and Wojo.

Harris disappears while undercover as a vagrant looking for the missing bums; Luger elects to be demoted rather than to retire.

Barbara's boyfriend pressures her into consummating their relationship.

Julie announces her engagement to a guy she has known for only a week.

The membership committee of an exclusive tennis club invites George to join.

George has big plans for a first-rate second wedding, but Louise is having second thoughts.

When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him.

Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money.

Actor Chevy Chase; comic David Sayh; actress Karen Salkin.

Jake realizes that he can't forgive the man (Cress Williams) whose drunken driving cost him his eyesight.

Becker spends Christmas Eve at the morgue when he has to identify the body of a man who died in his office; Reggie prepares for her Christmas party.

Antonio enlists the help of Joe, Fay and Roy when he searches for a woman he met briefly in the terminal.

Joe and Helen try to increase their social circle by meeting a couple (Tony Carreiro, Amy Von Nostrand) whom Fay knows.

Jamie is reluctant to stop breast-feeding Mabel, despite Paul's urgings; Jamie's mother, Theresa, dates a younger man.

Jamie's (Helen Hunt) first lover (guest star Nathan Lane) invites Paul (Paul Reiser) to speak to his class; Ira (John Pankow) helps a woman (guest star Melinda McGraw) with funeral plans.

Julia and Mary Jo suspect someone has stolen their decorating ideas for the annual Yuletide Home Tour.

The women become unwelcome guests at a men's club retreat when their van breaks down.

Sandra helps her new roommate (Kim Fields) change into a sexy vamp.

Lester needs to impress a despicable lawyer (Sherman Hemsley) in order to advance his construction company.

Jack convinces Janet and Terri to hire their former roommate Cindy as a maid to clean the apartment; it does not work out.

An efficiency expert drives Janet to quit.

George is furious when Louise hires Florence as a live-in maid.

George is overjoyed when Louise accuses him of having an affair.

A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off.

Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard.

Hazel buys a wreck, paints it green and sells it to a nurseryman.

Jeannie announces she is going to marry Roger to make Tony jealous.

Jeannie makes a double of Tony to show him how to prepare for a wedding.

Strange things begin happening to Darrin's friend Adam Newlarkin; Aunt Clara tells Samantha he has inherited the spell placed by a witch on his ancestor who was a judge in Salem 200 years before.

Gladys jumps to conclusions when she sees Samantha with a baby in her arms.

Maude heads up a vigilante group to keep a youth arrested for marijuana possession out of jail.

Maude and Walter unwittingly become part owners of a ghetto tenement.

After his wife walks out on him, Mel's old Army buddy turns up at the diner.

Flo has mixed emotions about accepting a fantastic job in another city.

Blair fires sorority-party caterer Mrs. Garrett.

Jo's new boyfriend turns out to be wealthy.

Monroe, Jackie and Sara use a home computer to bet on horse races.

Henry's contract is up for renewal and Monroe brings home his security partner, a Doberman named Kelly.

The Keatons' cousin arrives to tell of her adventures abroad, but she can't seem to get a word in edgewise.

Mallory's new boss (Deborah Angle) tries to steal her fashion idea.

Jack convinces Janet and Terri to hire their former roommate Cindy as a maid to clean the apartment; it does not work out.

An efficiency expert drives Janet to quit.

A lottery winner gives away the prize money by tossing it out a window; Dietrich is arrested for his off-duty participation at an anti-nuclear rally; Barney discovers he can't afford his condo.

Harris gets the task of booking his colleague Dietrich, whose arrest prompts a visit from Internal Affairs; A nuclear engineer is brought in for dousing the participants with atomic water.

Julie's wedding plans are complicated by the best man.

An airline strike leaves the Horvaths homeless.

George is furious when Louise hires Florence as a live-in maid.

George is overjoyed when Louise accuses him of having an affair.

A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off.

Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard.

Comic Jack Benny; football player Joe Namath; actress Elke Sommer.

Dietary changes start runaway rumors that soon have the whole community believing that Becker is going to die.

Joe and Brian are invited to a beautiful high-school classmate's (Carol Alt) last stripping performance.

Casey spots her missing husband (John Ritter) on television and goes in search of him.

Jamie convinces Paul to take separate flights to Los Angeles, then Paul decides to bring Mabel with him.

Paul and Jamie decide to see a new marriage therapist; Paul's mother gets obsessive about her new job.

Anthony's colleagues feel that he is using Carlene to curry favor with his law professor (W. Morgan Sheppard).

Julia accompanies Mary Jo when she takes her mother on an overnight bus trip.

A new superintendent is hired, though he knows more about the violin than maintaining an apartment building.

Brenda scratches the valuable blues recording her grandfather gave her.

Sparks fly between Sabrina and Josh (Melissa Joan Hart, David Lascher) at the coffeehouse while the pop group Eden's Crush (guest starring as themselves) performs.

Sabrina agrees to produce her roommate's student horror film.

Sabrina is shocked to discover Morgan's new beau is her first love, Harvey; Josh lands a job as a photojournalist.

Sabrina and the others band together to help Morgan financially after her family cuts her off, but then Morgan refuses to get a job to pay her friends back.

Mindy's cold medicine causes Mork to shrink, sending him to an upside-down planet where humor has been banished.

Mindy's cold medicine causes Mork to shrink, sending him to an upside-down planet where humor has been banished.

Having learned about the Earth custom of kissing and making up, Mork decides to start a fight with Mindy.

A pretty gold digger thinks Mork is a rich eccentric.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Helen (Audra Lindley) finds letters from Stanley to "Doris" and is convinced he is in love with another woman.

Jack is asked to identify a counterfeiter.

Chrissy catches Jack working as a paid escort.

The threesome accidentally sells the new landlord's furniture.

Mel finds a buyer for the diner and decides to start living the good life.

Alice disguises herself as a mobster in an effort to get the diner's new owner to give it back to Mel.

The squad tracks a mad bomber who's threatened to blow up an Army recruiting office; and Fish has to dress as a woman when it's his turn for mugging detail.

Barney and the detectives discover that someone has planted electronic bugs throughout the squad room.

Lionel and Jenny are at odds whether she should go to England.

George's sudden generosity looks like a ploy to beat out a competitor for an award.

Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.

Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.

Barbara sees her classmates commit a crime.

Ann is caught between Bob and his father.

Archie's uninsured truck hits baseball player Reggie Jackson's car.

A mugger attacks Mr. Van Rensselaer.

A psychic predicts that Maude will marry for a fifth time.

Maude's telethon is left without a disease.

Danny wants to be treated as an adult; the school psychologist suggests a radical treatment to get to the bottom of Danny's behavioral problems.

Shirley's parents become "mod" in an effort to put the zip back into their marriage.

Stockholder Hazel voices discontent when the product fails.

Hazel manages to have the water heater fixed and help George with his business on her day off.

Tony is going to look for sunken treasure; Jeannie pops Tony back to the days of Captain Kidd.

Tony is in trouble when Jeannie decides that he should be a general.

Darrin becomes a boxing contender when he knocks out a heavyweight fighter with Samantha's help.

Darrin's parents come to see their grandchild; Mr. Stephens is interested in Endora's dancing toy bear.

Actor Charles Nelson Reilly; actress Evelyn Keyes; actor Norm Crosby; Janelle Commissiong.

Chrissy catches Jack working as a paid escort.

The threesome accidentally sells the new landlord's furniture.

Helen (Audra Lindley) finds letters from Stanley to "Doris" and is convinced he is in love with another woman.

Slapstick sketches feature the British comedian.

Tropical isle; "Bionic Baby.".

Noel Coward spoof; escaped convict.

Red-faced vicar; Hotel Sordide.

Noel Coward spoof; escaped convict.

Red-faced vicar; Hotel Sordide.

Appendicitis cancels Nicole's "sweet 16" party.

Art collectors are champing at the bit after Joey's (Greg Evigan) obituary is mistakenly printed. With Paul Reiser.

Joey's childhood sweetheart falls for Michael.

Joey and Michael (Greg Evigan, Paul Reiser) plan a surprise party for Judge Wilbur (Florence Stanley), with unexpectedly bad results. Robert Mandan guest stars.

The girls' careless work habits could lead to the closing of Mrs. Garrett's gourmet shop by the Board of Health.

A 7-year-old boy refuses to leave his apartment during an evacuation.

Jessica hides in the kitchen when her relatives, the Campbells, come to dinner.

Benson seems to have gone off the deep end when Jessica Tate visits him from the beyond.

Benson poses as Kraus's husband when her mother visits from Germany.

Clayton sues Benson for slander when Katie's record of their argument makes the front page.

An Arab sheik with plans to build headquarters in the state develops a passion for Kraus.

The tenants try to reach their landlord only to find he's living in a penthouse.

The men deal with an abandoned baby when the women spend a weekend at a health spa.

Lester stays with swinging bachelors after a fight with Mary.

Brenda is tempted to plagiarize an essay to win a role in a rock video.

Substitute teacher Charlie Moore's (Howard Hesseman) innovative approach to teaching is greeted warily by the class and negatively by the school principal (William G. Schilling).

Good-natured teacher Charlie Moore (Howard Hesseman) learns more about himself -- and tough-guy Eric (Brian Robbins) -- when he has his students imagine what they'll be doing in 20 years.

Each program travels to several destinations around the state of Texas.

Alex's dream job involves replacing a soon-to-be-fired friend.

Elyse reminisces about her early career when the first building she designed is scheduled for demolition.

Jennifer is torn between her job responsibilities and her loyalty to a friend; Alex tries to avoid an 11-year-old admirer.

Steven backs out as a cosigner for Mallory, but that doesn't stop her from getting a car.

Drew allows Winfred-Louder to install a Web camera in his house and becomes a 24-hour pitchman for the store.

Premarital counseling reveals that Mimi has unfinished business with a rock star from her past (Eddie Money).

Steve and Mimi get married under extremely bizarre circumstances.

Drew feels pressure as he prepares to go on his first date with Kate.