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Louise suspects that George's old Navy buddy is really a woman.

When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.

A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiancé, Fred Sanford.

Julie prepares to move out.

Julie invites Ann and Barbara for dinner.

A man from Billie's past arrives -- and Archie wants desperately for Billie to date him.

Archie voices his concern about a sex-education class at Stephanie's school.

Maude learns that Carol's boyfriend is married to one of her oldest friends.

Maude recruits Vivian into women's liberation and possibly out of her marriage.

Keith campaigns for a politician who likes Shirley.

The Partridges are isolated in a mountain cabin during a record-breaking rainstorm.

Deirdre fears Hazel will ruin the social event of the season.

A professor of law bears a torch for the love of his youth.

Jeannie's spell gets Tony to propose; Tony and Roger see their future married life.

Tony cannot change history when Jeannie takes him to Napoleon's court.

Endora decides to grant Darrin three wishes for his birthday.

Samantha makes her own dress for an affair at the home of agency client JT Glendon.

Actor Burt Reynolds; actress Susan Sarandon; author Andrew Tobias.

Chrissy tries to sell cosmetics at Ralph Furley's poker game.

Jack sheds his Mr. Nice Guy image with the help of some assertiveness training.

Stanley fears a visit from Helen's mother is permanent.

Slapstick sketches feature the British comedian.

Slapstick sketches feature the British comedian.

"Movin' On" spoof; talk-show host.

TV spoof; parodies of singers.

"Movin' On" spoof; talk-show host.

TV spoof; parodies of singers.

Nicole's (Staci Keanan) classmates dub her a "dweeb." Episode directed by series co-star Florence Stanley. Don Lake guest stars.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) and her dads (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) are granted fantasy wishes after winning a "Rock TV" contest. Guest stars: Julius Erving and Bobby Rydell.

Love-struck Joey (Greg Evigan) tries to sway an ex-girlfriend from marrying a rival. Guest stars: Jamie Rose, Lauren Holly.

A former girlfriend's will entrusts two bachelors with custody of her 12-year-old daughter.

Natalie's father dies unexpectedly.

Blair can't deal with Jo's increasing popularity.

Danny lures Burt to the cabin; Burt's second lost son comes.

Benson wins the lottery after saying he would give away the cash.

Benson is caught between the mob and Katie's cookie competitor.

A highway workers' strike paralyzing the city in a snowstorm ends when a child needs medical help.

The governor is attracted to a young woman he had a crush on in high school.

The women become lost in the desert when the gang travels to an Arizona dude ranch.

The women become lost in the desert when the gang travels to an Arizona dude ranch.

En route to surprise Lester with a work-site birthday party, Mary and Sandra are accosted by a biker gang.

Dylan's cleaning-crazy mother (Charlotte Rae) moves in after leaving his father.

Charlie (Howard Hesseman) suggests that Janice (Tannis Vallely) throw a party and invite all of her classmates.

The students plan a farewell party for Charlie (Howard Hesseman) when it appears that their former teacher, Mr. Thomas (Roscoe Lee Browne), will be returning.

Each program travels to several destinations around the state of Texas.

Racist threats surface after the Keatons' black friends move into the neighborhood.

The entire neighborhood is catapulted into action when the Thompsons' home is vandalized.

The Keatons recall special moments while helping Andrew fill a "time capsule" with family memorabilia.

Alex goes overboard, filling Andrew's "time capsule" to overflowing, while the rest of the family reminisce.

Drew tries to restore harmony when a longtime employee honored for years of service makes an offensive speech.

Drew hires Kate to be his new assistant; after destroying Oswald's car, Lewis tries to win him a new one.

Drew (Drew Carey) tries too hard to get rid of Steve and Mimi (John Carroll Lynch, Kathy Kinney), and they end up camping out in his backyard. Guest star: Mark Curry.

The pressure to become intimate takes its toll on Drew and Kate (Drew Carey, Christa Miller); Steve and Mimi (John Carroll Lynch, Kathy Kinney) want to multiply.

The employees feel threatened when Jimmy (Stephen Root) announces his plan to sell the radio station.

A strict new code of conduct prompts the staff to reveal feelings about Dave.

Dave (Dave Foley) gets stage fright when he learns he must introduce Bill (Phil Hartman) at a New York broadcasters' function.

Jimmy pulls pranks on the staff; a newspaper reporter interviews Bill.

Maya is shocked when Ray Liotta professes his love for her; Finch and Elliot play a joke on Jack when he purchases an antique desk.

Trying to get a girl, Finch hires an au pair (Shannon Elizabeth) for his imaginary son; Jack hatches an elaborate scheme to test Elliot's loyalty.

Finch and a roommate move into the apartment across the hall from Maya and turn out to be the neighbors from hell.

Believing Nina treated him unfairly, Maya begins dating a blind man (Dave Foley) with an antagonistic personality.

Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.

Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.

After acting on George's advice, Bentley ends up in jail.

George's new hobby is anything but relaxing.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Hazel pens an essay for a newspaper on her boss's perfection.

Jeannie makes one of Tony's paintings appear as an original Rembrandt.

A local museum is showing an exhibit from Jeannie's old home.

While staying in a log cabin, Samantha casts a spell to transform it into a luxurious home.

Samantha agrees to hire a maid until the baby is born; The new maid is a klutz.

Walter reluctantly agrees to join Arthur and Maude when they make a pact to go on the wagon for a month.

Arthur convinces Maude that Walter should seek professional help with his drinking problem.

Mel ruins Vera's plans to take off for Mexico with her free-spirited aunt.

Tommy is dismissed from school after Mel shows him how to fight.

Natalie upsets Tootie by dating Tootie's cousin.

Jo learns a lesson in politics when she is elected to the Langley College Board of Regents.

Henry thinks his 2-year-old son may be gifted.

Monroe asks for a raise and is fired.

Elyse reminisces about her early career when the first building she designed is scheduled for demolition.

Jennifer is torn between her job responsibilities and her loyalty to a friend; Alex tries to avoid an 11-year-old admirer.

Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.

Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.

A burglar celebrates his fiftieth year in crime; Someone is leaking squad room infractions to Internal Affairs.

A linguist vandalizes a billboard to protest improper grammar in advertising; and a psychic foils a purse snatcher--before the crime is committed.

Katherine takes a job in Ann's office.

Barbara's classmate becomes a persistent suitor.

After acting on George's advice, Bentley ends up in jail.

George's new hobby is anything but relaxing.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Comic Barry Sobel; Charles Batton; actor Mark Harmon.

Frustrated Becker finds no peace at the movie theater when he tries to catch a new flick; Margaret suspects Louis is having an affair.

The incredibly annoying Bob (Saverio Guerra) haunts Becker when he's hired on as the new building superintendent.

Unexpected guests (Brooke Adams, Abe Vigoda) and other mishaps disrupt holiday plans and dampen the gang's Christmas spirit.

Antonio discovers Roy is dating the cabbie's favorite talk show host; Joe and Helen's relationship cools off.

Paul (Paul Reiser) experiments with Viagra; Jamie (Helen Hunt) gets locked out of her health club wearing only a towel. Jerry Seinfeld guest stars.

Jamie (Helen Hunt) fears Paul (Paul Reiser) may never awaken from general anesthesia during his tonsil operation. Anne Ramsay guest stars.

Mary Jo explodes at Julia hours before they are to appear together in a fashion show.

Bernice (Alice Ghostley) drives Julia and Mary Jo crazy when she accompanies them on a road trip to Nashville, Tenn.

Sandra's beau (Richard Lawson) buys a Japanese restaurant without knowing how to run it.

Old photographs trigger a retrospection of the show's first three seasons.

Jack strikes out as Janet's chaperon when he gets drunk and falls asleep.

Terri's boyfriend thinks Jack is the reason behind their breakup.

A reunion of his old street gang has George acting like a kid again.

In order to save a big business deal, George has to wait on Florence and Ralph.

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

Hazel jeopardizes Steve's business when she urges a couple not to sell their home to another realtor.

Jeannie learns that a member of a family involved in a feud with her family is coming to the United States.

When Doctor Bellows finds Tony floating in midair, he insists that he perform that same trick at the NASA talent show.

Samantha gives birth to a baby girl, and Endora threatens to turn her into a grown-up to see if she will look like Samantha.

Darrin suspects Tabitha may have magical power; Tabitha choose stocks for Darrin's investments.

Walter's plans to spend a romantic day with Maude are thwarted by Vivian's divorce proceedings.

Maude insists that she is not jealous when Vivian returns from a vacation looking 10 years younger.

Mel turns over a new leaf after attending an old Navy buddy's funeral.

Carrie's marriage is almost destroyed because of Mel's selfishness.

Natalie's father dies unexpectedly.

Blair can't deal with Jo's increasing popularity.

When he learns he has a son, Paul works to impress him but ends up with a surprise.

Jackie decides she wants to have a baby and approaches her boyfriend Bill about being the father.

Racist threats surface after the Keatons' black friends move into the neighborhood.

The entire neighborhood is catapulted into action when the Thompsons' home is vandalized.

Jack strikes out as Janet's chaperon when he gets drunk and falls asleep.

Terri's boyfriend thinks Jack is the reason behind their breakup.

A veteran radio journalist roughs up an insipid TV news anchor; and Harris produces an undercover porno movie.

The precinct is the setting for the premiere of Harris' porn film; a blind man is mugged; and an overzealous charity collector stages a holdup.

An old friend of Barbara's returns and announces he's getting married.

The Horvaths become financially overextended.

A reunion of his old street gang has George acting like a kid again.

In order to save a big business deal, George has to wait on Florence and Ralph.

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

Carl Reiner; George Miller; Teresa Ganzel; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Becker throws everything into turmoil when he alters his routine by visiting a new Chinese restaurant.

Becker becomes dissatisfied with his job when he mentors a student who thinks it's boring.

The breakdown of a new, expensive vacuum takes Joe and Helen to the cleaners; Brian dates Roy's newly arrived niece.

Quarterback Steve Young is among the passengers as Brian takes over the controls of a commercial plane when its pilots unexpectedly become ill.

An ex-boyfriend (Eric Stoltz) leaves his estate to Jamie; Buchmans' therapist sues them; Joan learns that Debbie is attracted to a man.

Paul's (Paul Reiser) Chinese herb has an energetic effect that appeals to Jamie (Helen Hunt) on her lunch hour.

Julia is worried about the reaction of her new beau (James Naughton) when he learns she is going through menopause.

Anthony goes to Las Vegas to forget Vanessa and marries a showgirl (Sheryl Lee Ralph) he has only known for 24 hours.

A thief dressed as Santa robs the tenants of their Christmas gifts.

Rose and Mary set out to catch a purse snatcher after Pearl is mugged.

A jewel-thief date thinks Jack is a fence.

A newspaper article implies the trio's living arrangement is more than a practical one.

Louise causes trouble between Lionel and Jenny when she starts acting like a mother-in-law.

The Willises' formula for an improved marriage almost ruins the Jeffersons'.

A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

Hazel's will shames George into giving her a raise.

A vase hits Tony on the head giving him amnesia, but only to Jeannie's identity.

Jeannie forces Tony's flight down on a desert island to celebrate the anniversary of Tony's discovery of her bottle; Tony forgets their anniversary.

Darrin becomes a boxing contender when he knocks out a heavyweight fighter with Samantha's help.

Darrin's parents come to see their grandchild; Mr. Stephens is interested in Endora's dancing toy bear.

Maude decides that a face lift is the only thing that can lift her spirits.

Walter issues an ultimatum when Maude takes a part-time job selling real estate.

Henry's wife has been extra nice to him making him think she is having an affair, so to get back at her he claims he is having an affair with Alice.

Belle finds herself out on the doorstep until Alice's "Sam Butler" saves the day.

Blair has to compete for her boyfriend's attention when a movie star enrolls at Langley College.

Blair dreams of the future for herself and her friends.

Henry and Muriel act as referees when a marital dispute erupts between the Kennedys.

Muriel wonders whether she should undergo a face lift after a friend has one and looks much younger.

Alex considers romance with a girl he is tutoring and puts a strain on his relationship with Lauren.

Alex faces a dilemma when Lauren returns to town, and they meet in the cafeteria with Marty.

A jewel-thief date thinks Jack is a fence.

A newspaper article implies the trio's living arrangement is more than a practical one.

Barney picks up a deaf woman that is a hooker; Wojo swims the cold Hudson River in pursuit of a burglar.

A librarian employs artillery to enforce order in her reading room; and a Gypsy is arrested for continually harassing the owner of a novelty store.

Ann joins Schneider for an evening at the Laughing Academy nightclub.

Schneider entertains Ann's jilted boss.

Louise causes trouble between Lionel and Jenny when she starts acting like a mother-in-law.

The Willises' formula for an improved marriage almost ruins the Jeffersons'.

A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

Actor John Travolta; humorist Erma Bombeck.

Becker takes Reggie's dating advice and then wishes he hadn't.

Becker faces a moral dilemma when his college sweetheart, now married, comes to town and feelings between the two are rekindled.

An upcoming high-school reunion presents unique opportunities for Helen, Lowell and Brian.

While Joe awaits the results of a paternity test, Helen gets ready to celebrate a romantic Valentine's Day.

Paul and Jamie have trouble following their therapist's suggestions after members of the performance group Stomp move in upstairs.

Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) leave Mabel with Burt and Sylvia (Louis Zorich, Cynthia Harris) and travel to Hollywood for a big interview.

A desperate Anthony invents various schemes to extricate himself from his hasty marriage.

B.J. finds love letters from another woman in her late husband's safe-deposit box.

Mary dreams of appearing in the movie "Casablanca.".

Mary feels Brenda's history teacher is too much of a comedian.

Jack is the victim of a con game when he rents a decrepit restaurant.

Jack and the crew are all set for the restaurant's opening night.

George gets jealous when he discovers that Louise's new friend is a man.

Mother Jefferson stirs up trouble by inviting one of George's old girlfriends to dinner.

A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.

Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.

George defends Hazel, charged with a traffic violation.

After Tony tells Jeannie that he wishes every day was a Sunday, Jeannie takes him at his word and makes it happen.

Mr Higgins from the IRS suspects Tony is the head of a smuggling operation.

Endora decides to grant Darrin three wishes for his birthday.

Samantha makes her own dress for an affair at the home of agency client JT Glendon.

Maude finds herself in a tug of war with her own double standards.

Maude has the time of her life fixing up blind dates for Vivian with every available loser in town.

Vera chains herself to the limb of a tree to keep it from being chopped down.

Mel's chance to meet Dolly Parton is almost ruined by a fish.

Sparks fly when Tootie and her mother find it difficult to communicate.

Blair takes away all her cousin Geri's responsibilities in planning a charity auction.

Monroe falls for the Rushes' housekeeper, who is an illegal alien.

Henry takes justice into his own hands after Monroe is raped by two women.

The Keatons are concerned when Jennifer becomes obsessed with environmental issues.

Nick's temporary residence in the Keaton home ruins Steven's vacation.

Jack is the victim of a con game when he rents a decrepit restaurant.

Jack and the crew are all set for the restaurant's opening night.

The owner of a sports store rigs a lethal trap to catch a burglar; Arnold Ripner sues Harris for libel; Wojo asks Barney's daughter for a date.

An expensive antique doll is kidnapped for ransom; a naive optician buys a bogus ticket to ride the NASA space shuttle; and Luger puts Barney in his will.

Ann falls for her Greek-archaeology professor.

Schneider's convict friend wants to go straight.

George gets jealous when he discovers that Louise's new friend is a man.

Mother Jefferson stirs up trouble by inviting one of George's old girlfriends to dinner.

A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.

Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.

Actor Charles Grodin; comic Dom Irrera; Tommy Walton.

Becker is tempted to take part in an insurance scam concocted by a healthy patient to help his sick brother.

Jake bets Becker that he can't quit smoking on a day when everything seems to be blowing up in his face.