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Katie's school friend thinks Benson would be the perfect mate for his widowed mother.

Sandra comes up with a slogan for a new perfume but gets upset when her boss steals her idea.

Lester tries to dissuade Calvin from joining the Army.

Julian snubs Mary's invitation to a Christmas party.

Mary makes a regrettable phone call after a would-be client (Ronnie Schell) turns down Lester's construction bid.

Charlie (Howard Hesseman) attempts to show smart-aleck Eric (Brian Robbins) how difficult it is to teach a troublemaking student.

Charlie tries to convince Simone to attend a memorial service for a poet who once trashed her literary efforts.

Each program travels to several destinations around the state of Texas.

Jennifer starts acting different to impress her "cool friends" which starts a rift at home.

The Keatons are stunned when they finally meet Mallory's boyfriend, Nick.

Jennifer angers a friend by defending him; Alex's ego is damaged when he discovers that Mallory's IQ is higher than his.

Alex goes overboard to prove that he and Ellen share the same interests.

A young man claims to be Oswald's son, but he resembles someone else.

Mr. Wick's attempt at revenge may push Drew a step down the corporate ladder.

Drew (Drew Carey) is caught in the middle when his dog has problems getting along with Kate (Christa Miller).

Drew (Drew Carey) starts his own baseball team and ends up renewing an old rivalry with his brother (guest star John Carroll Lynch).

Jimmy wagers anchorman Bill in a poker game and loses him to a rival station.

Organizing a summer outing for his co-workers almost becomes too much for Matthew (Andy Dick). With Dave Foley and Phil Hartman.

Joe (Joe Rogan) gets fired up about the new security cameras at the station and sets the place ablaze. With Dave Foley and Maura Tierney.

Mr. James runs for President of the United States, a la Ross Perot; a mustachioed Matthew annoys co-workers.

Finch persuades David Hasselhoff to play his father in a semi-autobiographical movie for his film class.

Elliott becomes distraught when his grandmother (Patience Cleveland) begins spending more time with Finch than with him.

When Finch forms a band with Kevin (Brian Posehn) and their friend Gary (Huey Lewis), Nina becomes smitten with Gary and begins interfering with their process.

After Jack hires a woman (Rena Sofer) to make changes at Blush, the staff gets her to quit, then tries to woo her back.

Jack catches married Mr. Angelino with a woman.

Jack's new mustache is a turn-on for Terri.

Louise plans to go on an archaeological dig.

George resorts to playing a dirty trick to secure the business of a large costume company.

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.

Hazel vacations incognito at a resort for rich women.

Tony suggests Jeannie write a book; Jeannie writes a book and puts Tony's name on it.

Tony says Roger can have one wish, but he spills coffee on Tony and wishes he hadn't done that. He blew his one wish, and Jeannie blinks a shirt that is indestructible.

Darrin feels that he is not making any progress in his career.

Darrin and Samantha are amazed to learn that Gladys' brother is a brilliant musician.

Walter loses a bundle on a bad investment tip Arthur gave him.

Maude finds that she is unable to bridge the generation gap when she takes charge of disciplining Phillip.

On the eve of Alice's 40th birthday, her mother visits and convinces her that she's over the hill.

Mel's is not looking forward to his nerdy cousin Wendell's visit, but when Vera catches his eye Wendell turns to Mel for advice on how to woo her.

Natalie has the opportunity to break into journalism, but she may lose her boyfriend in the process.

Blair seeks payment after Jo breaks her watch.

Birth-control pills turn up in Sara's room.

After an armored car company goes on strike, Jackie's forced to take home $100,000 from the bank where she works.

Elyse's brother (Tom Hanks) arrives for a visit and surprises everyone with his cloak-and-dagger behavior.

FBI agents pursue Elyse's brother (Tom Hanks), who allegedly embezzled $4.5 million from his company.

Jack catches married Mr. Angelino with a woman.

Jack's new mustache is a turn-on for Terri.

The FBI steps in when microprocessor chips designed for computer games are being exported to Poland.

When a blizzard paralyzes the city on Christmas Eve, several homeless people take refuge in the squad room.

Ann discovers that her mother has fallen back on her old ways -- shoplifting.

Barbara agrees to marry an illegal alien.

Louise plans to go on an archaeological dig.

George resorts to playing a dirty trick to secure the business of a large costume company.

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.

Actor Max Alexander; actor Orson Bean; actor Sylvester Stallone.

Becker can't believe it when his old college mentor visits town for a book signing and doesn't remember him.

Becker's strange suspicion about bad omens seemingly proves true when a patient has a heart attack at the gym.

A forgotten classmate asks Joe to be the best man at his wedding.

The brothers once again vie for Helen's attention, this time with extravagant birthday gifts.

The final episode includes clips from past shows and a glimpse at the future for the Buchmans as told by their child, Mabel.

The final episode includes clips from past shows and a glimpse at the future for the Buchmans as told by their child, Mabel.

Charlene agrees to sponsor Mary Jo's daughter (Priscilla Weems) in the Miss Pre-Teen Atlanta Contest.

Suzanne arranges a date for Charlene with a very portly gentleman (Walter Olkewicz).

The men deal with an abandoned baby when the women spend a weekend at a health spa.

Lester stays with swinging bachelors after a fight with Mary.

A former Navy buddy visits Jack and tries to con his way into a partnership at the bistro.

Janet and Terri try to raise money for Jack.

George must make the painful admission that he needs Florence.

George stubbornly refuses to hire badly needed help for one of his stores.

Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.

Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.

Hazel and her friends almost get taken by con artists when they form an investment club.

Jeannie sends a double of Tony to a conference; The other Tony goes to France.

Tony goes back on his promise to take Jeannie for a drive, she decides to go out herself.

Samantha learns that Tabitha has inherited her powers of witchcraft.

Aunt Clara visits and believes her powers have finally blown a fuse, but in truth, Tabitha is the culprit.

Maude's former house guest, a teenager from the ghetto, returns hoping to get money from the Findlays.

Maude refuses to allow John Wayne in her house when he stops in Tuckahoe to publicize a movie.

Vera causes trouble for Mel when she cashes an old school friend's check at the diner.

Mel's beneficiaries start squabbling over what they will get when he passes away.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls stage a Christmas show at an orphanage.

Tootie wants Natalie's opinion on her writing.

Muriel and Henry's anniversary plans change when Sara and her friend Monroe are arrested.

Muriel moves out when she and Henry disagree over Sara's new job.

Alex gets in trouble when he secretly invests Steven's money in stock.

A shy French tutor asks Alex's advice on winning over Mallory.

A former Navy buddy visits Jack and tries to con his way into a partnership at the bistro.

Janet and Terri try to raise money for Jack.

One of the last two survivors of an old-world tontine tries to commit suicide in order to allow a cousin to inherit.

The plainclothes detectives step in while the rest of the force takes an examination.

Ann and Nick's constant bickering starts getting out of hand.

Schneider's friendship with Beerbelly and his wife becomes strained.

George must make the painful admission that he needs Florence.

George stubbornly refuses to hire badly needed help for one of his stores.

Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.

Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.

Betty White; actor Peter Strauss; actor Victor Buono; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Against his lawyer's advice, Becker can't help but fight a malpractice suit brought against him by a heart patient.

Vinny DeLuca's malpractice suit forces Becker into court, where testimony from his friends might sink his case.

After charming his way out of a traffic ticket, Brian must "uncharm" an obsessive policewoman (Sharon Barr).

Joe is forced out of the pilot's seat by high blood pressure.

When a planned evening alone turns into an impromptu dinner party, Paul and Jamie become resourceful in trying to find time alone.

Paul and Jamie disagree over which sofa to have in their new home, so Jamie drags him to the department store to choose a new one, but he hyperventilates while there; Paul learns that Mark was Jamie's gynecologist.

Suzanne's first redecorating assignment ends when the house she is working on burns to the ground.

Mary Jo goes on a date; Julia learns that her tax auditor is a man she verbally abused in a restaurant.

The women become lost in the desert when the gang travels to an Arizona dude ranch.

The women become lost in the desert when the gang travels to an Arizona dude ranch.

Jack's girlfriend asks him to father her child.

Jack thinks one of the girls is interested in him.

After watching George in action, Marcus bends the truth to win the heart of a young lady.

"We're moving on up, to the East Side, to a deee-luxe apartment in the sky ... ." This spinoff from "All in the Family" is about literal upward mobility - African- American couple George and Louise Jefferson move into a swanky high-rise building. George is an obstreperous, often rude guy who thinks his wealth should get him anywhere he wants to go. His wife is more levelheaded and often cuts him d

When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.

A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiancé, Fred Sanford.

Hazel comes to the aid of the Baxters' gardener when his work begins to slip.

Tony is horrified when Mrs Bellows decides she would like Jeannie's bottle and persuades her to make a copy of it. But the two identical bottles are accidentally switched, and Tony must race against time to save Jeannie from a corking.

Tony is offered a job in the private sector and wonders what it would be like if he accepted.

Tabitha is tested for her powers; The Aunt insists Tabitha be enrolled in magic school.

Aunt Clara botches a spell and Darrin's boss's child becomes twins.

Maude begins dividing the community property when she catches Walter and Vivian in an illicit embrace.

Walter suffers a heart attack while in his pretty employee's apartment.

The ghost of Mel's former partner returns to haunt him when Mel fires the waitresses for refusing to work on Christmas Eve.

Alice impresses the leader of a biker gang when she stands up to him for refusing to pay his check.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls express concern over Blair's obsessive dating and irrational behavior.

Tootie and Natalie recall the summer they met a memorable jazz singer.

After a disagreement with Henry, Jackie and Sara move to a tenement.

Sara's reputation is on the line when she accepts a dinner date and a promotion from the bank manager.

Alex learns an unforgettable lesson when he becomes Big Brother to a 10-year-old boy.

Elyse hires an underqualified friend to handle secretarial chores.

Jack's girlfriend asks him to father her child.

Jack thinks one of the girls is interested in him.

A mugger singles out street clowns; and a bureaucrat alleviates jail overcrowding by quietly releasing a hundred inmates on Madison Avenue in the dead of night.

A prisoner stages a hunger strike to end nuclear arms; Dietrich aids a psychiatric patient; Barney refuses his latest nomination for promotion to deputy inspector.

Grandma Romano becomes a nuisance when she tries nursing Ann through the flu.

Alex's science project becomes a bone of contention between Ann, Nick and Schneider.

After watching George in action, Marcus bends the truth to win the heart of a young lady.

"We're moving on up, to the East Side, to a deee-luxe apartment in the sky ... ." This spinoff from "All in the Family" is about literal upward mobility - African- American couple George and Louise Jefferson move into a swanky high-rise building. George is an obstreperous, often rude guy who thinks his wealth should get him anywhere he wants to go. His wife is more levelheaded and often cuts him d

When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.

A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiancé, Fred Sanford.

Actress Shelley Winters; actor Tom Parks.

Becker is ordered to attend therapy sessions with a psychologist (Rhea Perlman) who becomes a changed woman.

Everyone suffers when Becker decides to quit smoking cold turkey; a surveillance camera tracks Becker's moves as terrorizes his neighborhood.

Hiding in the back seat, Brian eavesdrops on Joe and Helen's secret date.

Helen's earthbound flying lessons with Joe have her scheming to get back into the cockpit.

Paul and Jamie are enjoying a quiet Sunday at home together, determined to do something quietly together before their friends' plans intrude on their day.

A nervous Paul invites a curious Jamie to accompany him and Selby to a college get-together and an impromptu reunion with an old flame (Lisa Edelstein).

Julia is shocked to learn her son (George Newbern) is dating a college professor who is twice his age.

Julia and Suzanne's mother (Louise Latham) and her friend (Alice Ghostley) visit Sugarbakers for Thanksgiving.

Brenda is tempted to plagiarize an essay to win a role in a rock video.

En route to surprise Lester with a work-site birthday party, Mary and Sandra are accosted by a biker gang.

Jack accidentally receives $1,000 from an automatic teller machine.

Jack tries to retrieve his nasty note to a critic.

George and Louise are stunned by their landlord's plans to evict them.

George persuades Lionel to join his business.

Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.

Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.

George gives out a taxicab company's phone number as his own.

Tony realizes how much he needs Jeannie when he thinks he has lost her.

Tony needs Sammy Davis Jr. to entertain for Gen. Peterson's 10th anniversary celebration at NASA; Jeannie helps.

A wood nymph, mortal enemy of witches, comes to visit the Stephenses.

A fight erupts between Endora and Uncle Arthur; a disappearing house.

Maude hires Mrs. Naugatuck, an English housekeeper who refuses to be bullied.

Walter and Arthur land in a Vermont jail while Maude and Vivian go on an eating binge.

At Mel and Earl's urging, Tommy sneaks out to play in a championship basketball game.

Tommy's dates with Mel's niece cause anxious moments for both Alice and Mel.

Mrs. Garrett's high-school beau reappears.

Jo fears Blair's boyfriend is using drugs.

Henry and his boss set out to capture the crooks who stole Sara's purse.

Henry and Muriel's table doesn't include a setting for a lion that wanders into their dinner party.

Unhappy Jennifer wanders away from babysitter Alex when he takes her to a poker game.

Alex recruits Mallory to take an ill contestant's place on a TV quiz show for high-school students.

Jack accidentally receives $1,000 from an automatic teller machine.

Jack tries to retrieve his nasty note to a critic.

Lieutenant Scanlon falls for a wealthy mugging victim; a restaurateur breaks into his own restaurant; the squad investigates Chinatown gang wars.

Harassment charges are pressed against Lieutenant Scanlon; Harris and Dietrich interrogate a key witness to a gang murder.

Alex's science project becomes a bone of contention between Ann, Nick and Schneider.

Ann and the girls try to help Barbara's precocious science tutor land a job as a corporate executive.

George and Louise are stunned by their landlord's plans to evict them.

George persuades Lionel to join his business.

Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.

Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.

Test pilot Chuck Yeager; comedian George Carlin.

Jake shocks everyone when he marries a woman he's known only 24 hours.

John, Bob, Jake and Reggie are swindled by a man they think is homeless; Margaret regrets taking on a second job.

Joe tends to post-dental surgery patient Helen, but is goaded into sneaking away to watch football.

Brian challenges Fay to a therapeutic tennis match after she loses in the local championships.

An unexpectedly long visit by her parents (Nancy Dussault, Paul Dooley) drives Jamie mad, to the extent that she bribes her sister Lisa to come and keep her company before she goes crazy; Paul feels like the odd man out.

Jamie wins a big advertising account, but her celebrations are ruined when Paul's film about the Yankee Stadium is rejected by a network, and he's very upset.

After a wild night on the town, Julia's attorney, Reese Watson (Hal Holbrook), proposes marriage.

Charlene gets involved with a married man (Madison Mason) who is also a Sugarbakers' client.

Dylan's cleaning-crazy mother (Charlotte Rae) moves in after leaving his father.

Sandra comes up with a slogan for a new perfume but gets upset when her boss steals her idea.

Jack winds up with two dates for the same day.

Jack tries to keep his girlfriend's job a secret.

A power blackout hits the city and looters hit George's stores.

Florence wants to form a union for maids.

Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

Hazel is persona non grata at a pajama party she has planned.

When Jeannie's nightmare comes true, Tony shrinks to six inches tall.

Tony is going to look for sunken treasure; Jeannie pops Tony back to the days of Captain Kidd.

Endora makes a house for a Halloween party appear on a vacant lot.

Darrin's competitor plants a bug in Tabitha's rattle.

Both Maude and Vivian receive affectionate postcards from the same man.

Walter returns from a fishing trip convinced that he and Maude should move to the Canadian wilderness.

Vera becomes hooked on daytime soap operas and quits the diner to watch her favorite show.

Mel explodes when he learns that his mother is including his secret chili recipe in a cookbook.

The girls head to Florida for spring break.

Jo falls for a singer; Blair's new love is unusual.

Sara believes that Monroe needs a sex surrogate to overcome his problems.

Muriel's divorced college friend arrives for a visit and propositions Henry.

Steven feels shortchanged when Elyse becomes preoccupied with volunteer work.

The Keatons overcompensate when they try to deal with Jennifer's jealousy of Andrew.

Jack winds up with two dates for the same day.

Jack tries to keep his girlfriend's job a secret.

A genius turns to petty crime; and a man is mugged by an elderly woman; Luger's surprised when his mail-order bride arrives from the Philippines.

A man assaults a journalist for writing a premature obituary; The squad celebrates Barney's birthday.

Everybody is overjoyed at how close Ann and Nick are becoming -- except Alex.

David returns after a five-year absence and refuses to leave unless Ann goes with him.

A power blackout hits the city and looters hit George's stores.

Florence wants to form a union for maids.

Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

Dub Taylor; Gabriel Kaplan; Lorne Greene; Charles Grodin; Patty Lynch.

After injuring his shoulder, Becker takes pills to help himself through a 45-minute procedure.