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Jolene's bribed into pretending she's Mel's girlfriend when one of his old pals arrives for a visit.

Langley administrators are upset over the publication of a calendar featuring beefcake photos of the boys swim team.

Blair fears the worst when she discovers her mother is pregnant.

Muriel and Henry wonder if Sara is their real daughter.

Sara decides to go out with one of Jackie's former boyfriends.

Alex and James put their differences aside to start tutoring, until they fall for the same girl.

Steven and Elyse go out to eat to get some free time together.

Jack agrees to pose in the nude for an art class.

Jack feigns amnesia after wrecking Janet's car.

Wojo is attracted to a hooker picked up on a raid, and she threatens harassment charges; Rachel wants her own apartment.

A drug stakeout fails when the entire neighborhood knows the detectives' whereabouts.

Barbara's grandmothers vie for her affection.

The gang surprises Barbara at work with a 21st birthday party.

George offers aid in moving the Help Center.

George has a nightmare about his future.

A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

Actor George Carlin; actor Mark Harmon.

John provides a voiceless patient with a means of speaking, then regrets it when the man has nothing nice to say.

Reggie plans to help Jake attain a lifelong goal whether he likes it or not; success goes to Linda's head when she saves a patient's life.

Helen becomes suspicious of Davis (Mark Harelik) when she finds lingerie in his suitcase; Fay rescues a lab rat.

Joe and Brian finally get up the nerve to tell Lowell to move out.

A protective Jamie thinks Lisa and her new boyfriend (Charles Shaughnessy) are moving too fast in their relationship when they decide to move in together after a week. Paul can't stop her getting involved.

Jamie's new client is a sexy TV spy from the 1960s who was idolized by Paul and Ira when they were kids; they revert to their old ways and compete for the star's attention.

Mary Jo is sexually harassed by a handsome and wealthy client.

A scruffy gas station owner (Jonathan Banks) wins free interior decoration from Sugarbakers.

Mary, suffering from appendicitis, shares a hospital room with an eccentric patient (Phyllis Diller).

Mary and Lester try to help homeless citizens find work and shelter.

One of Janet's customers names her in his will.

Jack falls for a busy stewardess (Mary Cadorette).

A highly successful but unconventional stockbroker fascinates George.

Billy Dee Williams can't convince Florence that he really is who he says he is.

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

When Barney, the mailman, fails to appear for work, Hazel begins to worry.

Roger thinks he has been chosen for stardom by a movie director.

Jeannie loses her memory and changes Dr. Bellows into a mouse.

Aunt Clara goes on trial because of her failing powers; Samantha saves her from banishment.

Hoping to catch Darrin with another woman, Endora gives him three wishes.

Walter would rather lose his business than allow Maude to mortgage the house.

Maude becomes suspicious when Walter develops a sudden passion for religion.

Mel and the girls believe that buried treasure lies somewhere in the diner, and they set out to find it.

Mel invests his track winnings in a musical starring Alice, and fires the show's star, Joel Grey.

The girls hastily form a singing act after Andy enters them in a band contest.

Natalie travels to a truck stop where she involves her friends in an unusual musical fantasy.

Muriel and Henry must decide if they want to know their baby's sex before it's born.

The Rushes have to break the news of Rafkin's death to one of his friends.

Steven and his brother try to settle their differences after their father passes.

Jennifer angers a friend by defending him; Alex's ego is damaged when he discovers that Mallory's IQ is higher than his.

One of Janet's customers names her in his will.

Jack falls for a busy stewardess (Mary Cadorette).

A bureaucrat is arrested for drunkenness; a 12-year-old who robs Chano's apartment; Wojo forces the precinct's favorite deli closed for minor health code infractions.

Barney creates a problem when he assigns a robbery case to Fish and Yemana and turns the typing over to newly assigned Detective Janice Wentworth.

The announcement of Barbara's engagement brings Ann's feelings of failure to the surface.

Katherine falls for Francine's slick father.

A highly successful but unconventional stockbroker fascinates George.

Billy Dee Williams can't convince Florence that he really is who he says he is.

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

Actor Robin Williams; comic Jonathan Winters; actress Park Overall.

Bob offers to get a friend to give Reggie a great deal on a new freezer -- under one condition; John acts as a sex therapist for an 80-year-old couple.

Becker thinks one of his neighbors is sabotaging him by tampering with his laundry, apartment and mail.

Fay becomes paranoid when many of her friends tell her that a man is trying to track her down; Antonio becomes addicted to cable television.

Encouraged by Brian, Joe becomes involved in a relationship with Fay's 19-year-old study partner (Liz Vassey).

Jamie hires ex-boyfriend, Sherman (Rick Rossovich), to paint the apartment and is annoyed when Paul is not jealous. Sherman ends up in bed with Fran, who's upset over her marriage split.

Paul's elaborate plans for his and Jamie's first anniversary may go up in smoke when Jamie worries about inviting Fran and Mark.

Mary Jo can't face her children being with her ex-husband's new wife.

Anthony is desperate to impress the wealthy parents of his latest girlfriend (Dayna Winston).

Mary attempts to compensate for the dent she put in a man's car.

Sandra interferes in Mary's matchmaking plans for her brother and Rose.

Janet and Phillip plan for the wedding at Janet's apartment; Jack wants to win the approval of Vicki's father; Mr Bradford tells Jack that Vicki was up for a promotion at work in another state and turned it down.

Vicky suggests that she and Jack live together after explaining her fear of marriage.

George tries to make points with a local banker while Allan tries to make points with the banker's daughter.

George's favorite cousin Dusty pays a visit and brings with him some serious news.

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford "treasures" when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

The IRS scrutinizes George's return when he demands a refund.

Jeannie is upset when Tony's mother decides he needs someone to take care of him.

Tony is assigned to escort an attractive movie actress (Carol Wayne).

Darrin gets into trouble when Endora gives him a perfect memory.

Endora substitutes a masterpiece for one of Samantha's paintings.

Maude and Walter spend a weekend in a mountain cabin in an attempt to bring the romance back to their marriage.

Maude is transformed into a quivering mass of guilt and insecurity when her mother pays a visit.

Mel's musical gets less than rave reviews on opening night and the only person who can revive it is Joel Grey.

Alice's Thanksgiving turns into a disaster when her meddlesome mother arrives with an upsetting announcement.

Tootie becomes the object of Andy's affections.

Jo and Blair attempt to stage a live newscast from the store.

The Rush family starts a round of bickering when Henry decides to make out his will.

A self-effacing Monroe takes an assertiveness-training course that turns him into an egomaniac.

The Keatons' cousin arrives to tell of her adventures abroad, but she can't seem to get a word in edgewise.

The Keatons are stunned when they finally meet Mallory's boyfriend, Nick.

Janet and Phillip plan for the wedding at Janet's apartment; Jack wants to win the approval of Vicki's father; Mr Bradford tells Jack that Vicki was up for a promotion at work in another state and turned it down.

Vicky suggests that she and Jack live together after explaining her fear of marriage.

Inspector Luger visits Barney to complain; Wojo arrests a cross-dressing teamster. A neighborhood vigilante is over the hill.

Assured that no one knows his whereabouts, a state's witness against the syndicate gets a phone call right after he arrives at the 12th precinct.

Newly engaged Barbara is shattered by news that could threaten her marital future.

Alex causes a fire in the apartment building.

George tries to make points with a local banker while Allan tries to make points with the banker's daughter.

George's favorite cousin Dusty pays a visit and brings with him some serious news.

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford "treasures" when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

Actress Christina Pickles; John Mendoza; Ed Gillet.

John is forced to host a barbecue for the gang after he receives a package containing expensive steaks.

Becker's dismay at his neighbor leaving town makes Reggie jealous, and she believes he has more than casual feelings for the woman.

Brian reconsiders his commitment to Alex when a bevy of attractive models comes to town for a photo shoot.

Brian and Alex quickly regret their decision to move in together; Lowell plays a special version of "the name game.".

Lisa takes Murray the dog out for a walk, and comes back with a different dog. Paul and Jamie hunt for the real Murray, and find that while the dogs may be similar, the couples who own them aren't.

Paul takes a night off from filming so that he and Jamie can have a romantic evening together, but constant interruptions from the phone and neighbors spoil the romance.

A decorator (Tony Goldwyn) who has AIDS asks the ladies to plan his funeral.

An eccentric client (Elliott Reid) with bizarre requests -- and a feisty Bernice Clifton -- complicate the women's lives.

Brenda learns her ancestor was a Civil War coward.

Mary asks Sandra to convince the building owner to buy Mary a new refrigerator.

Chrissy and Janet try to convince their landlord that their new male roommate is gay.

Chrissy's mother visits for the first time since Jack moved in with the girls.

A turn of fate transforms George and Louise's "routine" into the good old days.

Harry wants to get rid of his lady house-guest.

Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.

Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.

Hazel dissuades her nephew and George's niece from marrying.

Jeannie is convinced by her malicious sister that she is bad luck to Tony.

When Tony orders Jeannie to help someone else, she helps to rob a bank.

An old rivalry upsets Darrin, but Samantha proves that he is a winner after all.

Larry almost loses an important client when Aunt Clara intercedes.

Maude breaks the news to Walter that she's been asked to run for the state Senate.

Walter moves into the nearest bachelor pad when Maude decides to run for the state Senate.

Mel's newly-divorced mother arrives for a visit and falls for Earl.

Jolene thinks her brother is up to one of his schemes when he sells Mel a worm farm.

Mrs. Garrett's former college friend accuses her of once having an affair with her husband.

When Jo decides to take dancing lessons, she attempts to hide the fact from her friends.

Muriel's latest assignment interferes with Henry's 25th anniversary plans.

Jackie falls in love with a policeman, much to Henry's disappointment.

Alex gets his ideal girl at college, but finds himself attracted to her roommate as well.

Time is running out for Alex when he discovers that Ellen intends to marry another man.

Chrissy and Janet try to convince their landlord that their new male roommate is gay.

Chrissy's mother visits for the first time since Jack moved in with the girls.

The detectives capture a prison-escape artist for the FBI. A self-declared bird-man drops in. Harris decides to write a novel.

Barney and the squad are skeptical about the precinct's unkempt new detective; Bernice discovers that Fish spent the afternoon in a massage parlor.

A blizzard causes re-evaluation of relationships.

Schneider's relationship with a female Russian basketball player leads to an international incident.

A turn of fate transforms George and Louise's "routine" into the good old days.

Harry wants to get rid of his lady house-guest.

Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.

Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.

Comedian David Brenner; sports announcer Bob Uecker; L.A. Rams owner Georgia Frontiere; Chuck Donaldson.

Becker must face his true feelings for Chris (Nancy Travis), angering Reggie, who has been repressing something too.

Jake and Bob want to join Reggie in Europe; Chris isn't convinced when Becker tries to prove his true feelings toward her.