KIVY-LD

Tommy appears on a talk show and calls Mel a cheapskate, Alice a nag, and says that Flo is the person he most admires. Vera is upset when she isn't even mentioned.

Mel sparks a controversy when he installs a punch clock in the diner.

Demonic possession, an illegal alien and an accountant with a pocketful of marijuana make up a day's work at the precinct.

An aging bounty hunter and a sugar addict are the precinct's latest guests; and Yemena is rushed to the hospital after an appendicitis attack.

After watching George in action, Marcus bends the truth to win the heart of a young lady.

"We're moving on up, to the East Side, to a deee-luxe apartment in the sky ... ." This spinoff from "All in the Family" is about literal upward mobility - African- American couple George and Louise Jefferson move into a swanky high-rise building. George is an obstreperous, often rude guy who thinks his wealth should get him anywhere he wants to go. His wife is more levelheaded and often cuts him d

Fred's niece, the spitting image of his late wife, visits the Sanford home.

Julio's sister and nephew stay with the Sanfords temporarily.

Ann discovers that the man she has become involved with is married.

Ann has to make a decision about her relationship with a married man.

Mr. Van Rensselaer joins the boys for a night on the town at a singles' club.

Gary rushes to answer an urgent legal call from his ex-fiancee, a soon-to-be divorced model.

A chance meeting with her ex-husband sparks an old flame for Vivian.

Fearing she's fallen out of love with Walter, Maude seeks counseling from a psychiatrist.

Dared into shoplifting, Danny feels he has disgraced the family.

Keith wants the school presidency -- at any cost.

In Dorothy's absence, Hazel's gaiety drives George to break.

Hazel's date translates for George's Italian client.

Tony is assigned to escort an attractive movie actress (Carol Wayne).

Jeannie is convinced by her malicious sister that she is bad luck to Tony.

Darrin feels that he is not making any progress in his career.

Tabitha is tested for her powers; The Aunt insists Tabitha be enrolled in magic school.

Erma Bombeck; George Wallace; Jeff Greenfield; Robert Blake.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

Helen thinks Stanley has bought the Brookes' stolen clock, so they try to sneak it back into the Brookes' house.

Archie's Angels; a tramp.

Jester; "Long Dry Summer.".

Men's fashion show; Film Time.

Fred Scuttle; the Scarlet Pimple.

Men's fashion show; Film Time.

Fred Scuttle; the Scarlet Pimple.

A burned-out rock 'n' roll legend (Davy Jones) visits Joey (Greg Evigan). Peter Noone also guest stars.

Michael and Joey (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) try to show Nicole (Staci Keanan) the dangers of alcohol. With Florence Stanley.

A moonlighting bailiff (Richard Moll) protects Judge Wilbur (Florence Stanley) from a recently released criminal.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) retaliates against a dictatorial Joey (Greg Evigan) by sneaking out with a teenage biker (Trevor Edmond). With Paul Reiser.

Jo fears Blair's boyfriend is using drugs.

The girls head to Florida for spring break.

Jessica throws a party for the two escaped convicts hiding in her basement.

Benson is taken aback by his sister's rejection of his brotherly advice.

Benson visits with his brother and uncle, whom he hasn't seen in years.

Benson fears he may have started World War III when a lover's quarrel erupts between two of the representatives at a trade meeting.

While unconscious after tripping and falling, Benson dreams about Christmas with his mother.

Ann is thrown into an emotional turmoil when David proposes marriage.

Julie wants to attend the same college as her rich friend despite the fact that she can't afford it.

Ann fails to invite Schneider to her party.

In one of the most critical times of their lives, Julie must come to terms with being a woman and Ann with being a mother.

Arvid's pen pal thinks he looks like Eric.

Arvid and Charlie reflect on relationships.

Each program travels to several destinations around the state of Texas.

Nina pretends to be prim and proper; Elliott rents an apartment in Jack's building; Finch learns he will inherit a lot of money from Jack.

Maya hires a new intern (Richard Kind) who turns out to be a bitter 45-year-old; Jack helps Nina plan her wedding; Finch unleashes his charm on Elliott's Bible study group.

Nina feels threatened by her future husband's friendship with the ceremony minister (Amy Yasbeck), prompting Jack and Finch to step in.

Jack suddenly announces his retirement and puts Maya in charge of Blush; Jack tries to dodge an office farewell party in his honor.

An accident leaves Drew (Drew Carey) in a coma and his friends wondering if they should pull the plug.

A comatose Drew (Drew Carey) encounters Mimi's (Kathy Kinney) unborn son, an experience that alters his outlook on life.

When Steve (John Carroll Lynch) gets strep throat, Drew (Drew Carey) moves in with Mimi (Kathy Kinney) to help with the baby.

Drew (Drew Carey) decides to make his life more meaningful after he reads his very small obituary in the paper.

The staff is shocked when they meet Matthew's twin brother, Andrew; Dave is skeptical when asked to make budget cuts.

Joe leads a crusade against the office on the next floor until Dave discovers why the break room is breaking down.

Committed to a psychiatric unit, Bill befriends a fellow inmate, then resists Dave and Catherine's efforts to spring him.

The staff learns Jimmy James (Stephen Root) has had a heart attack; Lisa (Maura Tierney) drops a bombshell on Dave (Dave Foley).

Ann is thrown into an emotional turmoil when David proposes marriage.

Julie wants to attend the same college as her rich friend despite the fact that she can't afford it.

Ann fails to invite Schneider to her party.

In one of the most critical times of their lives, Julie must come to terms with being a woman and Ann with being a mother.

Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night; to their dismay, they face a crying baby, no TV and a locked liquor cabinet.

Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.

Louise and Florence have a fight, leaving George in the lurch.

Louise takes in a troubled orphan for a week.

Fred uses Lamont's acting school money to supply Whopper Chopper food processors and interrupts a TV cooking show to advertise the device.

Fred stages a circus in the junkyard after he inherits an elephant.

Mr. Griffin pulls strings to have Hazel be Maid of the Month.

Jeannie uses magic to help Tony punch; Tony enters the Armed Forces boxing tournament.

Jeannie arranges for every wish to be granted in her absence.

After his servant is stolen, Lord Montdrako puts a spell on Darrin.

Samantha gives a joyless Mr. Mortimer the chance to meet Santa.

Carol discovers she's got to show her boss more than just proficiency if she wants to get a promotion.

Maude panics when she finds out why the ex-convict she hired went to prison.

Alice tries to help Mel's mother fight the tedium of old age by suggesting that she start a singing career.

Vera falls for an officer who she met after jaywalking and within two weeks they are engaged and planning a wedding.

Blair must work at a taco stand as a requirement for her business degree.

Blair is horrified when her father is indicted.

Iris' failure to show up for Thanksgiving dinner preparations has the family worried.

The family tries to put together a makeshift Christmas after Andrew becomes sick and plans for a holiday ski trip are cancelled.

When Steven and Elyse oppose Nick and Mallory's marriage plans, the young couple decides to elope.

Alex is distraught when Ellen departs for France so he tries to find someone to take her place.

Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night; to their dismay, they face a crying baby, no TV and a locked liquor cabinet.

Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.

A police psychiatrist examines the squad; The psychiatrist recommends that Wojo have his gun taken away.

Fish is attracted to a mugger's mother. A man who turned in $3,500 he found a few weeks ago and wants to claim.

Ann is upset when she learns Alex has been skipping classes.

Schneider is promoted to an executive position after he saves a life.

Louise and Florence have a fight, leaving George in the lurch.

Louise takes in a troubled orphan for a week.

Fred uses Lamont's acting school money to supply Whopper Chopper food processors and interrupts a TV cooking show to advertise the device.

Fred stages a circus in the junkyard after he inherits an elephant.

Actress Farrah Fawcett; Pete Fountain; actor Ryan O'Neal.

After several attempts to take their relationship to the next level, Chris and Becker become sexually frustrated.

Chris gets worried because Becker seems to be keeping something bottled up; yet again, Linda tells Margaret she has finally met "Mr. Right.".

During a Valentine's Day flight from Boston, Brian finds himself instantly attracted to his sole passenger.

Joe's dismay over Sandy Cooper's (Valerie Mahaffey) return to the island prompts Helen to take him to a psychiatrist.

Paul and Jamie are at war with their new neighbors over their apartments and the building becoming a co-op, but their dogs don't share their families' animosity.

Jamie's quest for the perfect resting place for her uncle's ashes leads the Buchmans to Belmont Park.

The Sugarbaker women experience a three-day survival course, compliments of Bernice.

Anthony becomes a surrogate brother to a teenage con artist (Shavar Ross), causing Anthony to reflect on his own childhood.

Brenda turns to the worldly Sandra for advice when she meets a new boy.

Calvin prepares to leave Washington, D.C., after his Air Force father (Rick Fitts) drops by.

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

George's attempts to get out of a painting party land him in the state mental institution.

A television documentary on Louise's success with a suicide hotline could lead to a deadly failure.

Fred rents Lamont's room to a pregnant woman while Lamont is on a fishing trip.

Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.

Hazel berates dinner guests for asking her to work for them.

Consumed by jealousy, Jeannie changes a top-secret NASA film.

Jeannie's sister provides Jeannie lessons in the art of catching a husband.

Aunt Clara summons Leonardo da Vinci to paint the Stephens' home.

Samantha's old boyfriend Rollo appears; Endora drinks a love potion intended for Samantha.

Maude forces Vivian to attend the funeral of a "dear friend" they both hated.

Maude and her ex-husband Chester find themselves locked in a file closet.

Vera's marriage plans take a detour when she and Mel mistakenly exchange wedding vows.

When Alice quits, Mel replaces her with a robot that wins the customers' approval.

Someone called "Desiree" plagiarizes Natalie.

Tootie sees a horror movie and then has a nightmare in which her friends are stalked by a killer.

Henry's blood pressure soars when he is trapped in an elevator with Monroe while on the way to an insurance physical.

A visit from Muriel's former singing partner causes her to wonder what it would have been like if she had pursued a career.

Mallory learns a lesson about honesty and sensitivity when she almost causes a 66-year-old woman (Julie Harris) to quit her college sociology class.

Alex lands a job at the bank and becomes obsessively attracted to his boss, Ms. Ryan (Melinda Culea).

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

The Mole leads Harris and Wojo on a chase through the city sewer system. Fish considers an operation.

Wojo is alarmed to learn that New York City doesn't have an up-to-date emergency evacuation procedure.

Ann's boyfriend Sam takes off to a South Seas island, leaving Ann behind.

Katherine finds that her fixed Social Security income doesn't hold up against inflation.

George's attempts to get out of a painting party land him in the state mental institution.

A television documentary on Louise's success with a suicide hotline could lead to a deadly failure.

Fred rents Lamont's room to a pregnant woman while Lamont is on a fishing trip.

Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.

Actor Bob Newhart, actress Saundra Santiago; comic Teresa Ganzel.

Becker comes up with a list of boundaries for his relationship with Chris when she starts smothering him.

The gang learns Chris' sister (Jaime Pressly) served time for cutting off her husband's finger in a fit of rage, and they watch her for signs of a relapse during Thanksgiving dinner.