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Arvid's pen pal thinks he looks like Eric.

Arvid and Charlie reflect on relationships.

Each program travels to several destinations around the state of Texas.

Nina pretends to be prim and proper; Elliott rents an apartment in Jack's building; Finch learns he will inherit a lot of money from Jack.

Maya hires a new intern (Richard Kind) who turns out to be a bitter 45-year-old; Jack helps Nina plan her wedding; Finch unleashes his charm on Elliott's Bible study group.

Nina feels threatened by her future husband's friendship with the ceremony minister (Amy Yasbeck), prompting Jack and Finch to step in.

Jack suddenly announces his retirement and puts Maya in charge of Blush; Jack tries to dodge an office farewell party in his honor.

An accident leaves Drew (Drew Carey) in a coma and his friends wondering if they should pull the plug.

A comatose Drew (Drew Carey) encounters Mimi's (Kathy Kinney) unborn son, an experience that alters his outlook on life.

When Steve (John Carroll Lynch) gets strep throat, Drew (Drew Carey) moves in with Mimi (Kathy Kinney) to help with the baby.

Drew (Drew Carey) decides to make his life more meaningful after he reads his very small obituary in the paper.

The staff is shocked when they meet Matthew's twin brother, Andrew; Dave is skeptical when asked to make budget cuts.

Joe leads a crusade against the office on the next floor until Dave discovers why the break room is breaking down.

Committed to a psychiatric unit, Bill befriends a fellow inmate, then resists Dave and Catherine's efforts to spring him.

The staff learns Jimmy James (Stephen Root) has had a heart attack; Lisa (Maura Tierney) drops a bombshell on Dave (Dave Foley).

Ann is thrown into an emotional turmoil when David proposes marriage.

Julie wants to attend the same college as her rich friend despite the fact that she can't afford it.

Ann fails to invite Schneider to her party.

In one of the most critical times of their lives, Julie must come to terms with being a woman and Ann with being a mother.

Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night; to their dismay, they face a crying baby, no TV and a locked liquor cabinet.

Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.

Louise and Florence have a fight, leaving George in the lurch.

Louise takes in a troubled orphan for a week.

Fred uses Lamont's acting school money to supply Whopper Chopper food processors and interrupts a TV cooking show to advertise the device.

Fred stages a circus in the junkyard after he inherits an elephant.

Mr. Griffin pulls strings to have Hazel be Maid of the Month.

Jeannie uses magic to help Tony punch; Tony enters the Armed Forces boxing tournament.

Jeannie arranges for every wish to be granted in her absence.

After his servant is stolen, Lord Montdrako puts a spell on Darrin.

Samantha gives a joyless Mr. Mortimer the chance to meet Santa.

Carol discovers she's got to show her boss more than just proficiency if she wants to get a promotion.

Maude panics when she finds out why the ex-convict she hired went to prison.

Alice tries to help Mel's mother fight the tedium of old age by suggesting that she start a singing career.

Vera falls for an officer who she met after jaywalking and within two weeks they are engaged and planning a wedding.

Blair must work at a taco stand as a requirement for her business degree.

Blair is horrified when her father is indicted.

Iris' failure to show up for Thanksgiving dinner preparations has the family worried.

The family tries to put together a makeshift Christmas after Andrew becomes sick and plans for a holiday ski trip are cancelled.

When Steven and Elyse oppose Nick and Mallory's marriage plans, the young couple decides to elope.

Alex is distraught when Ellen departs for France so he tries to find someone to take her place.

Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night; to their dismay, they face a crying baby, no TV and a locked liquor cabinet.

Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.

A police psychiatrist examines the squad; The psychiatrist recommends that Wojo have his gun taken away.

Fish is attracted to a mugger's mother. A man who turned in $3,500 he found a few weeks ago and wants to claim.

Ann is upset when she learns Alex has been skipping classes.

Schneider is promoted to an executive position after he saves a life.

Louise and Florence have a fight, leaving George in the lurch.

Louise takes in a troubled orphan for a week.

Fred uses Lamont's acting school money to supply Whopper Chopper food processors and interrupts a TV cooking show to advertise the device.

Fred stages a circus in the junkyard after he inherits an elephant.

Actress Farrah Fawcett; Pete Fountain; actor Ryan O'Neal.

After several attempts to take their relationship to the next level, Chris and Becker become sexually frustrated.

Chris gets worried because Becker seems to be keeping something bottled up; yet again, Linda tells Margaret she has finally met "Mr. Right.".

During a Valentine's Day flight from Boston, Brian finds himself instantly attracted to his sole passenger.

Joe's dismay over Sandy Cooper's (Valerie Mahaffey) return to the island prompts Helen to take him to a psychiatrist.

Paul and Jamie are at war with their new neighbors over their apartments and the building becoming a co-op, but their dogs don't share their families' animosity.

Jamie's quest for the perfect resting place for her uncle's ashes leads the Buchmans to Belmont Park.

The Sugarbaker women experience a three-day survival course, compliments of Bernice.

Anthony becomes a surrogate brother to a teenage con artist (Shavar Ross), causing Anthony to reflect on his own childhood.

Brenda turns to the worldly Sandra for advice when she meets a new boy.

Calvin prepares to leave Washington, D.C., after his Air Force father (Rick Fitts) drops by.

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

George's attempts to get out of a painting party land him in the state mental institution.

A television documentary on Louise's success with a suicide hotline could lead to a deadly failure.

Fred rents Lamont's room to a pregnant woman while Lamont is on a fishing trip.

Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.

Hazel berates dinner guests for asking her to work for them.

Consumed by jealousy, Jeannie changes a top-secret NASA film.

Jeannie's sister provides Jeannie lessons in the art of catching a husband.

Aunt Clara summons Leonardo da Vinci to paint the Stephens' home.

Samantha's old boyfriend Rollo appears; Endora drinks a love potion intended for Samantha.

Maude forces Vivian to attend the funeral of a "dear friend" they both hated.

Maude and her ex-husband Chester find themselves locked in a file closet.

Vera's marriage plans take a detour when she and Mel mistakenly exchange wedding vows.

When Alice quits, Mel replaces her with a robot that wins the customers' approval.

Someone called "Desiree" plagiarizes Natalie.

Tootie sees a horror movie and then has a nightmare in which her friends are stalked by a killer.

Henry's blood pressure soars when he is trapped in an elevator with Monroe while on the way to an insurance physical.

A visit from Muriel's former singing partner causes her to wonder what it would have been like if she had pursued a career.

Mallory learns a lesson about honesty and sensitivity when she almost causes a 66-year-old woman (Julie Harris) to quit her college sociology class.

Alex lands a job at the bank and becomes obsessively attracted to his boss, Ms. Ryan (Melinda Culea).

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

The Mole leads Harris and Wojo on a chase through the city sewer system. Fish considers an operation.

Wojo is alarmed to learn that New York City doesn't have an up-to-date emergency evacuation procedure.

Ann's boyfriend Sam takes off to a South Seas island, leaving Ann behind.

Katherine finds that her fixed Social Security income doesn't hold up against inflation.

George's attempts to get out of a painting party land him in the state mental institution.

A television documentary on Louise's success with a suicide hotline could lead to a deadly failure.

Fred rents Lamont's room to a pregnant woman while Lamont is on a fishing trip.

Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.

Actor Bob Newhart, actress Saundra Santiago; comic Teresa Ganzel.

Becker comes up with a list of boundaries for his relationship with Chris when she starts smothering him.

The gang learns Chris' sister (Jaime Pressly) served time for cutting off her husband's finger in a fit of rage, and they watch her for signs of a relapse during Thanksgiving dinner.

Antonio takes a job as a chauffeur for businessman Don DeCarlo, who Joe and Brian think is a mobster.

Brian pesters actor George Kennedy who seeks a quiet vacation on the island.

Mr. Wicker moves in with Paul and Jamie after he and his wife fall out because of his infatuation with a new resident; Jamie is not happy when she discovers that she needs to wear glasses.

Jamie enjoys arranging a promotional event for the sporting-goods store and getting a former Yankees player to make an appearance; Paul is angry when he finds out Burt is turning the store over to Ira.

A decorating project is put on hold when the client passes away.

Charlene and Mary Jo work on an assignment at a nudist colony.

Sandra writes a raunchy novel that includes characters based on her close friends.

Rose turns to a video dating service to find a man.

A pregnant woman claims Jack is the father of her unborn child.

Jack discovers what appears to be marijuana plants in Roper's garden.

Feeling out of place with Helen's old school friends, Tom turns to George for help.

George reluctantly substitutes for Lionel in Jenny's childbirth classes.

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service.

Circumstance and Rosie lead Hazel to think George unfaithful.

Jeannie causes General Peterson to think Dr. Bellows has gone mad.

A general's hippie daughter uses Jeannie's secret to blackmail Tony.

Samantha takes revenge when Darrin's ex-fiancee upstages her.

Endora returns Darrin to his bachelor days to prove that he would be happier single.

Maude makes a bad situation unbearable when Mrs. Naugatuck's wedding plans hit a snag.

While worrying over a business loan, Walter receives news that may ruin his life.

Vera's former boyfriend stops by the diner and sparks Elliot's jealousy.

Tommy decides to join the navy after a night out with Mel and his old navy buddy.

Natalie's article angers sorority pledge Tootie.

Natalie's in trouble after she gets a pre-approved credit card.

Iris is sure she's found the man of her dreams, but the family is curious about the whereabouts of his former wives.

War erupts between Muriel and Henry when he decides to buy a gun for protection.

Alex becomes disillusioned when one of his favorite professors (Mason Adams) gets involved in a university scandal.

Skippy's slated to become the object of a cruel fraternity prank.

A pregnant woman claims Jack is the father of her unborn child.

Jack discovers what appears to be marijuana plants in Roper's garden.

Wojo brings in a sick perpetrator who collapses on the floor. The entire precinct is placed under quarantine, including a prostitute who gets friendly with Fish, Marty, Mr Driscoll, and Inspector Luger.

As the quarantine continues, Yemana and Harris uncover some insights into their feelings. Smallpox or Chickenpox.

When he can't get information at home, Alex looks elsewhere for answers to questions about life and love.

A letter mailed by Grandpa Romano arrives at Ann's apartment four years after his death.

Feeling out of place with Helen's old school friends, Tom turns to George for help.

George reluctantly substitutes for Lionel in Jenny's childbirth classes.

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service.

Sports announcer Joe Garagiola; comedian Dennis Wolfberg; actress Lisa Jane Persky.

When odd characters begin to overrun Becker's office and Chris' diner, Margaret discovers that a local halfway house has been shut down.

A beautiful woman (Nicollette Sheridan) whispers sweet nothings in Becker's ear during a six-hour flight to Las Vegas; a plastic surgeon (Gilbert Gottfried) takes over Becker's practice while he is away.

Antonio enlists the help of Joe, Fay and Roy when he searches for a woman he met briefly in the terminal.

Joe and Brian are invited to a beautiful high-school classmate's (Carol Alt) last stripping performance.

Jamie leaves New York in the dark when she tries to get a free cable TV hookup in their bedroom; Paul is a finalist for a grant for his new documentary.

While at a birthday party for Fran, Jamie has an unexpected meeting with an ex-boyfriend (Eric Stoltz) and they argue about who dumped whom; Paul flirts with another woman.

Charlene dislikes the techniques she must use as a "Lady June" salesperson.

Suzanne can't believe a blind suitor likes her for her personality.

Mary, Rose and Pearl try to prevent a graffiti artist from defacing the apartment.

Lester reconsiders a contracting bid when he learns that the backers have investments in South Africa.

Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.

The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.

Jenny goes into labor without Lionel.

George says he's found a perfect baby-shower gift.

Fred is happy with Lamont's wedding plans until he learns the couple plans to live in their own place. He tries to convince Lamont's fiancée to break up with him.

George Foreman guest stars as Lamont's brother in a community play.

In Dorothy's absence, Hazel's gaiety drives George to break.

NASA, suspecting a leak, sends Tony to a secret location to finish design work on a spacecraft, while a lookalike substitutes for Tony at the base and at home -- where he discovers Jeannie.

Tony's double turns out to be a spy; the double tells everything to Dr. Bellows.

Samantha's cousin is arrested at a love-in and gets her picture in the paper.

Tabitha conjures up Prince Charming; Helen, Darrin's cousin falls for him; Sleeping Beauty appears.

Maude fears the worst when Walter disappears after losing his store to bankruptcy.

An apprehensive Maude visits Walter the day after his suicide attempt.

Vera kidnaps a circus horse when she believes it is being mistreated.

Jolene's loyalty is put to the test when she pitches for the diner's softball team.

A young singer (Stacey Q) gets support from Tootie and the girls.

On a ski trip, the girls are accidentally double-booked into a room filled with young men.

In a '50s flashback, Henry and Muriel relate a rocky part of their romance to Jackie who has to decide between marriage and a career, or lose Brad.

Sara poses for a national magazine clad in a bikini, but when the photo is published the bikini is missing.

Steven's brother arrives and announces that he and his wife have split up.

Rob's wife pays a surprise visit to the Keaton home to confront her husband.

Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.

The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.

A woman, being held from voting by her husband, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention; a shoplifter gets escorted to vote by Wojo.

The squad investigates a hijacked bus that crashes in the neighborhood.

Barbara's ex-boyfriend arrives at the Romano apartment to show off his new bride.

Francine accepts a date with Schneider, who faces competition from an Italian designer.

Jenny goes into labor without Lionel.

George says he's found a perfect baby-shower gift.

Fred is happy with Lamont's wedding plans until he learns the couple plans to live in their own place. He tries to convince Lamont's fiancée to break up with him.

George Foreman guest stars as Lamont's brother in a community play.

Actor Jason Bateman; comedian Larry Miller; hospital volunteer Florence Hodges.

Chris urges Becker to take a trip to Bermuda during a cold snap in the Big Apple, but mishaps turn the trip into a nightmare.

Becker gets caught up on the other side of town and must cancel a dinner with an old college friend.

Casey spots her missing husband (John Ritter) on television and goes in search of him.

Joe and Helen search for a dream home when they grow weary of living with Brian and Casey.

Paul and Jamie are planning to host their first Thanksgiving dinner, and have invited both sets of parents. They are forced to scramble for a new plan after Murray eats the turkey.

Paul and Jamie are arguing over their sexual prowess, which creates a tense atmosphere that is obvious to their friends; they lie about the cause, but the lies have repercussions.

Sugarbakers becomes the site of a Southern family feud after Charlene's brother (Gregory Wurster) arrives.

A full moon over Atlanta has the ladies worried about sex, violence and crime.

Brenda gets a job at a fast-food restaurant.

Sandra seeks Mary's help when her straight-laced mother visits.

An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.

Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.

George, Lionel and Tom baby-sit newborn Jessica.

George wants a big party for his 50th birthday, but no one else seems interested.

While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture.

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

Feuding franchise owners cause Hazel's favorite team to lose.

Tony, who is terrified of horses, accidentally enters a bucking bronco contest.

Believing it will give Tony more time for her, Jeannie puts his house up for sale.

Samantha's attempts to help a Scottish ghost lead to disaster.

A synthetic lawn sets off fights all over the Stephens' neighborhood.

Carol's latest boyfriend provides Maude with greater worries than the national elections.

Maude agrees to go on a TV game-show with Vivian.

Mel's enraged when he learns that his mother told a white lie about his childhood pet.

Mel's dentist falls for Alice when she goes to have a chipped tooth repaired.

Old loves reappear in the lives of Beverly Ann and the girls.

Beverly Ann and the girls relive the '60s when pop stars Fabian and Bobby Rydell arrive in Peekskill for a concert.

When a messenger faints in the Rushes' apartment, Monroe and Henry provide first aid.

Iris' gift of a trip to Paris backfires when Muriel needs a passport and her birth certificate reveals she was adopted.

Elyse tells Andrew about the Keatons' past male-female battles.

Elyse tells Andrew about the Keatons' past male-female battles.

An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.

Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.

The detectives must arrest a 70-year-old recluse who hasn't left his apartment since World War II, after he refuses to do jury duty.

Wojo arrests a man for refusing to interfere when he witnessed a mugging in progress; Barney doesn't think a crime has been committed.

Barbara and Julie, along with their spouses, move in together.

Ann's about to marry Sam Royer, but not without some second thoughts.

George, Lionel and Tom baby-sit newborn Jessica.

George wants a big party for his 50th birthday, but no one else seems interested.

While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture.

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

Lawrence Welk; David Brenner; writer Ashley Montagu; actress Joan Embery.

Dedicated Dr. John Becker has a heart of gold and an opinion on everything.