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Elliot and Officer Maxwell enlist Mel's help as a decoy as they try to catch cattle rustlers. The waitresses may ruin the mission as they try to help Mel.

Blair decides to quit law school after a rumor circulates about her and a womanizing professor.

Natalie goes undercover as an ROTC cadet to get a news story.

Henry runs into an old Navy acquaintance, unaware that his friend is gay.

Henry uses Cosmic Cow to seek a tax deduction and an honorary college degree.

Steven feels the strain when Elyse's sister (Karen Landry) and her family arrive for their yearly visit.

Mallory's new job, writing an advice column for the lovelorn, turns the Keaton household upside down.

Jack falls in love with an older woman.

Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.

A woman is robbed by her computer date; and the detectives must decide whether to honor an unauthorized policeman's strike.

A man-hungry spinster and a loud prisoner present a challenge to Barney when his crew decides to join a strike.

An Italian priest who claims to be a long-lost relative shows up on Barbara and Mark's doorstep.

Barbara resorts to some ingenious clowning to stop the practical jokes of Mark's friends.

George and Louise enter Jessica in a baby contest.

Florence's vivid imagination transforms life at the Jeffersons' into a soap opera.

Fred thinks that all his furniture has been stolen when Lamont and Esther send it out to be upholstered.

Esther and Woodrow are not pleased with Daniel, their newly adopted son with a different religious belief.

Johnny welcomes guests Bob Newhart, actress Erin Gray, and Richard Stoltzman.

Becker accepts his accountant cousin's (Richard Schiff) invitation for dinner and winds up causing problems.

Becker shuttles Reggie, Margaret, Jake and Linda to various engagements; Doug Heffernan, Ray Barone and Hilton Lucas visit Becker's office.

Quarterback Steve Young is among the passengers as Brian takes over the controls of a commercial plane when its pilots unexpectedly become ill.

Brian realizes his new girlfriend (Shannon Tweed) may be older than he thought when he meets her college-age son (Shawn Palmer); Joe and Roy face their fear of clowns.

When the newsstand where they met burns down on their third wedding anniversary, the Buchmans get a glimpse of what their lives would have been like if they had never met.

While awaiting the results of a pregnancy test, the Buchmans mull parenthood.

Julia gets her head stuck in the banister at the governor's mansion just before the annual ball.

Julia and Suzanne's plans go awry when they travel to Japan to visit their mother.

Romantic sparks fly when Sandra meets a handsome math teacher (Michael Warren).

Romantic sparks fly when Sandra meets a handsome math teacher (Michael Warren).

Jack tries to save Chrissy from the advances of her employer.

Jack offers to protect Chrissy from a mouse.

George's appearance on a local talk show is jeopardized when the host learns he's sponsoring a Cuban refugee.

George recruits Tom to save the day in the bowling semifinals.

Fred gets an act together for a TV amateur show with Lamont and Bubba.

Fred debates competing in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest in town.

Termites undermine Hazel's attempts at getting a raise.

Jeannie's beauty cream makes Mrs. Bellows 20 years younger; Dr. Bellows doesn't recognize her.

Roger and Dr. Bellows pretend that there is to be a meeting so that they can give Tony a surprise Bachelor Party.

Endora's spell causes Darrin to become extremely vain.

Uncle Arthur tries to make some French pastry, but gets the real Napoleon instead.

Maude fires Mrs. Naugatuck and insists that she leave immediately.

Maude is furious when she discovers that her wallet is missing after an encounter on the subway.

Mel offers the use of his diner for a performance by a dance group.

Vera and Elliot's first wedding anniversary takes an unexpected turn when she's arrested.

Social worker Jo raises funds to save her new job.

A visitor claims to be a new exchange student from Australia.

Henry matches Sara and a drug-using athlete.

Monroe takes in a runaway girl, unbeknownst to Henry and Muriel.

A psychology major becomes romantically involved with Alex while researching a paper on overachievers.

Alex's participation in a psychology student's research project leads to love.

Jack tries to save Chrissy from the advances of her employer.

Jack offers to protect Chrissy from a mouse.

Fish is nowhere to be found on his last day before he retires; Barney must deal with an out of control vigilante group.

Sgt. Phil Fish finally shows up for work after disappearing, but refuses to acknowledge his mandatory retirement.

Sam's return to smoking after a six-year abstinence only results in damage to his marriage and health.

A brush with death has an impact on Schneider's freewheeling lifestyle.

George's appearance on a local talk show is jeopardized when the host learns he's sponsoring a Cuban refugee.

George recruits Tom to save the day in the bowling semifinals.

Fred gets an act together for a TV amateur show with Lamont and Bubba.

Fred debates competing in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest in town.

Actor Carl Reiner; actor Helen Shaw; actor Jann Karam.

Becker's fear of asking Reggie to a social event goes back to the first time he was rejected at the tender age of 10.

Becker believes he is being stalked by a woman (Kim Darby) after he rescues her from choking.

Fixing up the attic for Helen and her cello, Joe finds cash and a note from his father, leading to a treasure hunt for all.

Fixing up the attic for Helen and her cello, Joe finds cash and a note from his father, leading to a treasure hunt for all.

Paul wants to invest in a parking space at the Buchmans' building, even though they don't own a car; a reluctant Jamie is against the idea.

While waiting at a bus stop, Paul and Jamie take a test in a magazine to see if they are compatible; flashbacks show how the couple met and how their relationship developed.

Mary Jo consults a dating manual and solicits Suzanne's help to find the right man.

Suzanne endures cruel jokes about her weight when she attends her high-school reunion.

Lester and Mary are surprised when his cousin's marriage crumbles.

Calvin and a friend (David Wakefield) may be kicked off the basketball team if they don't pass an exam.

Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.

Chrissy eats the pie Jack was going to enter in a statewide baking competition.

A visit to her old home in Harlem brings back memories for Louise.

The Jeffersons' neighbor is in the Ku Klux Klan.

Grady tries an ancient magic trick and shackles Fred to Esther.

Seeking Donna's sympathy, Fred decides to prolong his temporary deafness.

Hazel's persuasion wins George a seat on the board of a museum.

Jeannie's blood test is a problem because she has green corpuscles.

Jeannie blinks Tony's automated plane to Cuba instead of Puerto Rico.

Darrin accuses Samantha of using witchcraft to win a slogan contest.

Samantha campaigns to rescue a neighborhood park for the children.

Maude extends a less than sincere invitation to her trying Aunt Tinkie.

Maude's liberal beliefs are put to the test when Phillip's friend Sam comes to spend the night.

Mel is forced to close the diner when a new restaurant opens up down the street.

Mel's in for a surprise when he falls for a radio disc jockey.

Tootie forces Jeff to decide about their future.

Blair is stunned when her law school study partner falls for Beverly Ann.

With college graduation approaching, Monroe applies for jobs without any success.

Monroe, Jackie and Sara use a home computer to bet on horse races.

The Keatons discover that Elyse's Aunt Rosemary (Barbara Barrie) is suffering from Alzheimer's disease.

Andrew feels rejected when big brother Alex begins spending more time with his girlfriend, Lauren.

Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.

Chrissy eats the pie Jack was going to enter in a statewide baking competition.

Barney and the detectives discover that someone has planted electronic bugs throughout the squad room.

A vigilante environmentalist who's been sabotaging a chemical plant faces the corporation's high-powered lawyer.

Max's growing fondness for Barbara has both of them wondering how to handle it.

Ann reflects on her struggle for independence as she considers a job that would take her away from her family and friends.

A visit to her old home in Harlem brings back memories for Louise.

The Jeffersons' neighbor is in the Ku Klux Klan.

Grady tries an ancient magic trick and shackles Fred to Esther.

Seeking Donna's sympathy, Fred decides to prolong his temporary deafness.

Comic Richard Pryor; actor Sean Penn.

Becker quits smoking, but his increasingly surly disposition makes his friends wish he'd start again; Reggie considers returning to college.

Learning that a patient is dating Reggie, John advises him on proper courting; Linda becomes a mentor to a bratty child.

Helen receives conflicting advice from the brothers on what to wear before she goes for a symphony audition.

Brian foolishly flies off through heavy fog for a rendezvous with his ex-wife.

Jamie tries to bond with Paul's mother (Cynthia Harris) while deciding who gets what in Sylvia's will; Jamie contemplates whether to tell Sylvia that they are trying to get pregnant.

Paul may ruin Jamie's chance of getting a job with a public relations executive in the mayor's office.

Mary Jo is forced to take a second job when her ex-husband falls behind on child-support payments.

The ladies decorate a house for a client's wife and a condo for his mistress.

Mary tries to help Lester win a big construction contract.

A TV-station owner hires Sandra as a weather forecaster.

Angry Jack moves out of the apartment.

Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.

George basks in the limelight after heroically saving an elderly woman from a mugger.

George is urged to sing a valentine song to Louise.

Janet's former husband shows up as she and Lamont prepare for their wedding day.

Fred becomes a clergyman of the Divine Profit Church to avoid paying taxes.

Hazel almost loses her job when she takes on another job as an actress for an advertising campaign.

An unorthodox artist decorates Tony and Jeannie's house in an unusual way as an engagement present.

Jeannie's English uncles have to approve of her future husband.

Uncle Arthur swaps Samantha and Darrin's voices as a joke; They try to keep a depressed Louise and Larry from finding out.

Tabitha grants a preschool classmate's wish to be a butterfly.

No one believes Maude when she sights a UFO over Tuckahoe.

Victoria Butterfield's stern father disapproves of his daughter's new habits and boyfriend.

A famous country-music singer asks Alice to join him on his tour.

A country-music singer and a writer compete for Alice's affection.

Blair learns a lesson about motherhood when she agrees to baby-sit her little sister.

It is 40 years into the future and the girls are back together in the same house.

Henry's contract is up for renewal and Monroe brings home his security partner, a Doberman named Kelly.

Jackie returns from Hawaii with intentions of marrying a surfing instructor she met there.

Mallory takes a job at the TV station where her father works; the Keatons hunt for clues in a lucrative breakfast cereal contest.

Elyse is torn between being a successful businesswoman and taking care of her family.

Angry Jack moves out of the apartment.

Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.

After a suspect steals his best friend's corpse and refuses to tell anyone where he's hidden it, Fish returns to help Barney find the body.

Cops and robbers provide inspiration for a criminal who mimics the felonies of TV police shows; and a drunk attempts armed robbery without a gun.

After his estranged brother's sudden death, Schneider assumes responsibility for his niece and nephew.

Ann faces her first parental crisis as a newly divorced mother.

George basks in the limelight after heroically saving an elderly woman from a mugger.

George is urged to sing a valentine song to Louise.

Janet's former husband shows up as she and Lamont prepare for their wedding day.

Fred becomes a clergyman of the Divine Profit Church to avoid paying taxes.

Actor Michael J. Fox; Larry Miller; magician Harry Lorayne.

Becker and Margaret understand Linda's value after she quits; the presence of a homeless man sparks conversation at the diner.

Reggie starts dating a guy she had a crush on during high school; Becker is upset at a colleague's success.

Brian returns to Nantucket with his estranged wife (Kim Ulrich), who promptly falls for Joe.

Joe is upset when he learns Brian has arranged a blind date (Megan Mullally) for him.

Paul and Jamie visit Yoko Ono to see if she will work with Paul on a television documentary; the couple tries very hard not to mention The Beatles.

Paul and Jamie hire a professional dog walker (Hank Azaria) to care for a neglected Murray; Paul becomes convinced that Murray likes the new dog walker better than him.

Suzanne and Mary Jo rush Charlene to the hospital when she goes into labor on New Year's Eve.

While waiting for Charlene's baby to arrive, Julia meets a fascinating patient.

Winter cold brings everyone into Mary's heated apartment.

Mary becomes jealous when she catches Lester dancing with a former high-school flame.

Overwhelmed Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) must pass a series of responsibility tests to earn her witch's license. With Caroline Rhea and Beth Broderick.

Overwhelmed Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) must pass a series of responsibility tests to earn her witch's license. With Caroline Rhea and Beth Broderick.

Sabrina plays matchmaker for Aunt Hilda and Mr. Kraft; Zelda gets in trouble when Hilda forgets to mail her letter.

Sabrina casts nonspecific spells with drastic results and accidentally sends her aunts and Salem to Merlin's castle.

Mindy exhibits bizarre behavior during a family reunion when she eats some Orkan food.

Mork helps Mindy get an interview with look-alike celebrity Robin Williams.

Mork's personality changes when he decides to become more of a swinger to improve his social life.

Mork disguises himself as an elderly woman to turn the tables on a gang of punks who mugged Mindy's grandmother.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Everyone is amazed when Helen sells a townhouse, but then the Ropers and the Brooks battle over the commission.

Vicky sees Jack at a party with an old flame.

The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.

A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.

Alice and Vera beg Mel to hire a replacement for Flo, meanwhile the diner gets a visit from past waitress Belle, an aspiring song writer.

Belle decides to take over Alice and Vera's boyfriends and the running of the diner.

Barney has been shot; The dangers of police work upset Barney's wife; An old woman objects to nude painting on display in an art gallery.

A ventriloquist and his obscene dummy keep the detectives company when a wild-eyed gunman forces them to spend time in the precinct's cell.

George calls President Carter as a publicity stunt.

Tom makes the opening of his own business more important than his family and friends.

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford "treasures" when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

An accident changes Barbara's outlook on life.

Julie's constant arguing with a young filmmaker convinces Ann that she is in love.

Archie hires Raul and Jose when Billie and Stephanie force him to build a much-needed second bathroom.

Harry seems all too willing to jeopardize his marriage for the excitement of a relationship with a younger woman.

Mrs. Naugatuck knows more than she's telling when Maude's priceless crystal bowl gets broken.

The biggest surprise at Walter's birthday party is his arrest for "lewd and lascivious" behavior.

A pretty music student inspires Keith to write classical pieces.

Danny's Little League status inflates his ego.

Harold boasts his father once outperformed a famous athlete.

Sheared sheep and George's resignation lead Mr. Griffin to fake a heart attack.

Jeannie is accidentally locked in a safe destined for the moon.

Locked in a safe bound for the moon, Jeannie has many narrow escapes.

A wood nymph, mortal enemy of witches, comes to visit the Stephenses.

A fight erupts between Endora and Uncle Arthur; a disappearing house.

Actor Buddy Hackett; actor Dean Martin; actor Burt Reynolds; actor Don Rickles; actress Carol Wayne.

The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.

A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.

Everyone is amazed when Helen sells a townhouse, but then the Ropers and the Brooks battle over the commission.

"Baby Boy"; "Charlene's Angels.".

Fred Scuttle; medieval minstrel.

French schoolboy Gaston; newscaster.

Dying Southern patriarch Big Poppa.

French schoolboy Gaston; newscaster.

Dying Southern patriarch Big Poppa.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) learns that Michael's (Paul Reiser) new love is her boyfriend's mother (Bonnie Burroughs).

Joey (Greg Evigan) goes for brownie points by offering to baby-sit his girlfriend's daughter. Jamie Rose guest stars. With Paul Reiser.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) falls for a college man who believes she is older than her 15 years. With Paul Reiser and Greg Evigan.

The dads (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) are nervous about Nicole's (Staci Keanan) desire to follow Shelby's (Amy Hathaway) ambitious lead in the field of love.

Jo must make a decision between a teaching job and an offer from a major corporation.

Langley administrators are upset over the publication of a calendar featuring beefcake photos of the boys swim team.

Tim decides to leave Corinne because he believes he is not the father of her baby.

Benson and Clayton discover Katie and her cousin in a bar with a pair of college men.

Benson's tie-breaking vote on a school bill leads to a conflict with a powerful senator.

Clayton flips his lid when he learns the lieutenant governor has been named Man of the Year.

Benson is a hero after he thwarts the efforts of a masked gunman at a mall.

Ann fears that her daughters will make the same mistake she did.

Ann fights with Chuck's parents over who is to blame for Julie and Chuck running away.

Julie and Chuck learn a hard lesson in life from their "houseguests" while Schneider continues to try to bring the runaways home.

Ann finally comes face to face with her runaway daughter Julie.

Dennis is torn between football and academics.

Charlie announces a trip to the Soviet Union.

Each program travels to several destinations around the state of Texas.

Maya is miffed at her father, but the candy he brings back from the Orient makes a big hit at the office.

Maya proves her own point about looks vs. intelligence when she ends up dating a hunk instead of a brainy man.

Maya challenges her father's authority by retaining an aide (Cheri Oteri) he fired; Nina is set up for disaster.

Although he's married to a younger woman, Jack flips when Maya is pursued by a 60-plus playboy (Chad Everett).

Drew explains his release from the insane asylum and somehow winds up in a "love rectangle.".

Drew tries to keep his marital status secret from all his friends.

While Drew tries to choose between his two wives, Kate and Nicki find out more about their mutual "man".

Kate tries to get even with Drew's bigamy by dating a sportscaster and mingling with famous baseball players.

Lisa tells everyone that Dave has broken up with her; Matthew's other vocation is no longer a secret.

Dave, frustrated over his professional setback, decides that he is through being nice; Bill's new on-air notoriety.

Catherine's departure from WNYX stirs up memories for Jimmy and the staff, and inspires Joe's last romantic effort.

Jimmy bets Ted Turner that WNYX will win the holiday talent contest, which pits Dave against his former nemesis.

Ann fears that her daughters will make the same mistake she did.

Ann fights with Chuck's parents over who is to blame for Julie and Chuck running away.

Julie and Chuck learn a hard lesson in life from their "houseguests" while Schneider continues to try to bring the runaways home.

Ann finally comes face to face with her runaway daughter Julie.

The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

George exaggerates his financial standing to gain membership in an exclusive businessman's club.

George has to give the eulogy for one of his employees, a man who was universally detested.

Fearful that his days are numbered, Fred prepares a will and summons everyone to an advance reading.

Fred organizes a protest against a store that discriminates against older citizens.

George identifies a well-liked handyman as a thief.

A mannequin fills in for Jeannie at the wedding; Roger is the best man.

Jeannie's sister plots to steal newlywed Tony; Jeannie II starts a relationship with an officer.

Dr. Bombay's attempt to save a dying willow tree causes Sam to cry, then laugh, when the wind blows.

Endora teaches Darrin a lesson by turning him into a perfect gentleman.

Maude is forced to deal with an overly liberated employee of Walter's.

Maude comes face to face with today's youth when she agrees to chaperone Phillip's birthday party.

Vera and Elliot rent their spare room to their tyrannical one-time landlady.

Mel offers to train Jolene when she decides to try out for a spot on a women's basketball team.

Jo introduces Andy to a man from the shelter.

Jo's father takes an immediate dislike to his daughter's irresponsible boyfriend.

When Henry breaks his arm, Mr. Wainright hires an over-ambitious artist to help him with Cosmic Cow.

Henry suspects Muriel of having an affair with a mob accountant.

Alex's confidence is shaken when he meets Lauren's handsome and successful former boyfriend (Campbell Scott).

Alex takes over Mallory's campaign for student-body president.

The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

The officers are unable to remove a corpse from the station house during a blizzard; and an eccentric swears that the snow is the start of a new ice age.

Wojo wrecks a taxi that he borrows to chase a robbery suspect; and Lieutenant Scanlon enlists the help of a drug pusher to test the detectives' honesty.

Ann's ready to fly when she meets a handsome airline pilot.

Ann's jealous when the girls are enthralled with their father's new girlfriend.

George exaggerates his financial standing to gain membership in an exclusive businessman's club.

George has to give the eulogy for one of his employees, a man who was universally detested.

Fearful that his days are numbered, Fred prepares a will and summons everyone to an advance reading.

Fred organizes a protest against a store that discriminates against older citizens.

Actor Sean Connery; actor Keenen Ivory Wayans.

Bad weather grounds Becker and Reggie's flight in Buffalo, N.Y., leaving the cantankerous duo with nothing to do but complain.

Becker receives phone calls from a woman he doesn't know, then ends up meeting her only to be shocked by a secret she's been keeping.