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Dr. Bellows and General Schaeffer are suspicious that Tony is a con artist when he beats Roger, a state senator and themselves in a poker game.

Tony's Texas cousin cons Jeannie into helping him distribute unauthorized chili.

Magic comes in handy when Samantha collects for a charity organization.

Darrin stubbornly refuses a birthday gift; Maurice turns him into a mule.

Phillip is devastated when he finds out why an older woman has been dating him.

Victoria Butterfield's father comes to take her away from the Findlay household.

Alice is torn between letting her son be "one of the boys" and compromising her principles.

Alice discovers that Vera's new beau is married with a child, before she can tell Vera, she announces her engagement.

Blair's mother runs into an old high-school boyfriend during Parents Night.

Mrs. Garrett's ex-husband proposes again.

Muriel wonders whether she should undergo a face lift after a friend has one and looks much younger.

Monroe falls for the Rushes' housekeeper, who is an illegal alien.

Steven battles the psychological aftermath of his heart attack.

Mallory's new boss (Deborah Angle) tries to steal her fashion idea.

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

While the rest of the city is caught up in inaugural festivities, the detectives are dealing with a suicide threat from a political fanatic.

The officers reopen a 28-year-old missing persons case; The host of a children's science show goes berserk; Harris takes a turn at cross-dressing mugging detail.

Ann fears that her daughters will make the same mistake she did.

Ann fights with Chuck's parents over who is to blame for Julie and Chuck running away.

George plans a lavish party in order to impress a high society columnist.

George needs a snappy jingle to increase his business, but his jingle writer is depressed and unable to write a word.

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

Comic Bob Newhart; James Stephens; Ronnie Porter.

When Jake discovers that his dinner date is blind, he confesses that he doesn't want to date someone who cannot see.

Dr. Becker butts heads with a priest over virtues of religion; Reggie, Jake and Bob try online investing.

Joe and Helen plan a romantic Valentine's Day dinner; Brian meets a lingerie saleswoman.

Brian makes weekend wedding plans with his adventurous new girlfriend (Lisa Darr).

Jamie plans a shower for Lisa; Fran gets back with Mark and quits her job; Paul leaves in a huff after Jamie confesses that she was kissed by a co-worker.

Paul and Jamie deal with marital problems while planning parties for Lisa's engagement and Paul's parents' anniversary.

Julia refurbishes Sugarbakers when the Historical League places it on the tour of historical homes.

To surprise Anthony on his birthday, the Sugarbaker women look for his long-lost father.

Olympic gold medalist Florence Griffith-Joyner shows Brenda that there is still honor in not finishing first.

Mary and Sandra head opposing teams on TV's "Family Feud" game show.

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

While out to lunch with Ralph the doorman, George spies Helen Willis with another man.

A dog-sitting weekend for a pampered pooch could be the key to a profitable business deal for George.

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

When both George's and his sister's marriages run into rough times, Hazel comes to the rescue.

An astronaut finds a magic bottle on an island in the Pacific.

Tony insists on meeting the brute who hit Jeannie at the marketplace.

Samantha's good news stops her parents' quarrel -- for a moment.

Cousin Henry turns on all his pranks when he goes shopping with Samantha.

Maude plans to work for a congresswoman friend.

The death of someone close has a drastic effect on Maude's life.

Alice is not happy when she receives word that her mother-in-law, Rose Hyatt, is coming for a visit. She quickly gets annoyed at Rose's overbearing nature.

When Rose's visit looks to be turning into a permanent situation, Alice calls her father-in-law, Charlie and begs him to take Rose back.

Tootie discloses her friends' I.Q. scores.

Tootie's father wants to remove her from Mrs. Garrett's care.

Henry takes justice into his own hands after Monroe is raped by two women.

Henry and Monroe find a bag of money and plan to keep it, until they discover that a neighbor's home was robbed.

Skippy (Marc Price) decides to join the Army after receiving the results of his career aptitude tests.

Lauren drags a reluctant Alex to a Relationship Maintenance Weekend.

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

Sympathizing with those oppressed by capitalism, kidnappers of a department store owner demand that his merchandise be given away to the public.

Wojo delivers the ransom money for the kidnapped department store owner. The prostitute charms Wojo and the victim's son.

Julie and Chuck learn a hard lesson in life from their "houseguests" while Schneider continues to try to bring the runaways home.

Ann finally comes face to face with her runaway daughter Julie.

While out to lunch with Ralph the doorman, George spies Helen Willis with another man.

A dog-sitting weekend for a pampered pooch could be the key to a profitable business deal for George.

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

Comic Tim Conway; Kevin Rooney; Jester Hairston; Donald O. Cram.

Becker finds himself caught between his feelings for Liz and his fear of commitment when she receives a job offer in Chicago.

Reggie becomes disillusioned with pursuing a degree in psychology after meeting a security guard with the same degree.

Brian dates an attractive traveler (Marie Marshall) whose identity surprises him; Helen steals Joe's address book.

Joe and Brian have different reactions to the unexpected reappearance of their ex-convict mother (Barbara Babcock).

Although separated, Paul and Jamie try to keep up appearances by attending two family functions; the two have a heated discussion about their relationship; Jamie takes a pregnancy test.

When Paul and Jamie confirm their pregnancy, they set out to find the best doctor in the city before telling anyone that they are expecting.

Charlene takes a year off from Sugarbakers to devote more time to her baby.

Julia misses dinner with Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter when she is placed on a sequestered jury.

Sandra's beau (Richard Lawson) buys a Japanese restaurant without knowing how to run it.

Old photographs trigger a retrospection of the show's first three seasons.

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

George is devastated by a fire in one of his stores until he learns there may be more than insurance money to cover the damage.

George is determined to get famed gospel singer Andrae Crouch to sing at his granddaughter's baptism.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

The household is turned upside-down when unwelcome guests visit.

Desert survival becomes luxurious when Jeannie follows Tony on a mission and outfits him with food, shelter, and transportation.

Tony's future father-in-law tries to dissuade him from remaining with the space program.

After offending Endora, Darrin disappears whenever he speaks Spanish.

Tabitha brings the story of "Jack and the Beanstalk" to life.

Sparks start flying when Maude arrives in Washington as a U.S. Congresswoman.

Maude resents Carol's psychoanalysis; guest Ed Begley Jr.

Mel falls for a hitchhiker, who decides to continue on to California, leaving Alice to console Mel. She soon finds that Mel may have moved on -- to her.

When Mel takes a trip to Las Vegas, he leaves the keys to his treasured car. Flo borrows the car for a quick errand, but gets in an accident. The waitresses try to hide the fact from Mel when he returns early.

Blair's solution to a problem puts the honor of the school at stake.

Sue Ann goes on a crash diet after the pressure of everyone's body-consciousness; Blair's intimating that a boy won't like her, makes her feel fat.

The Rush family recalls how they met Monroe and came to love him in spite of his silly mishaps.

The Rush family learns that Monroe is dating a wealthy woman who's old enough to be his mother.

Nick is devastated when his 16-year-old dog is injured by a car.

Mallory objects to a romance between an ex-beau's brother and Jennifer.

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

Frightened Wojo faces rabies injections after trying to break up a dog fighting ring; Barney has the blues about his impending separation.

Wojo uncovers an illegal adoption ring and Harris arrests a research professor on an obscenity charge.

After a disastrous date with a high-school hero, Barbara takes Julie's advice and decides to change her image.

On the eve of her marriage to David, Ann must come to grips with one of the most important decisions of her life.

George is devastated by a fire in one of his stores until he learns there may be more than insurance money to cover the damage.

George is determined to get famed gospel singer Andrae Crouch to sing at his granddaughter's baptism.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

Actor Alan Thicke; actress Rosanna Arquette; talk show host Oprah Winfrey.

Frustrated Becker finds no peace at the movie theater when he tries to catch a new flick; Margaret suspects Louis is having an affair.

The incredibly annoying Bob (Saverio Guerra) haunts Becker when he's hired on as the new building superintendent.