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Daphne convinces Niles they should elope to Reno, Nev. Millicent Martin guest stars.

Frasier defies a parking garage in an act of civil disobedience.

Dan and Roseanne decide the annual PTA rummage sale is a great time to donate some of the junk they've collected over the years; the trouble is they can't decide which items are junk and which are cherished possessions.

Roseanne and Dan's wedding is ushered in without a honeymoon; it's their 15th anniversary and they try to make up for it, but they cannot agree on a location.

Crystal is obsessed with her late unfaithful husband; Roseanne and Dan want to help her; Darlene starts smoking.

Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't; after Ed criticises Dan, Roseanne must become a mediator between the two.

Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).

George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.

Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars.

George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background.

In an attempt to get a date, Bud founds his own community college fraternity.

Faced with having to pay a tax increase on his beer, Al registers to vote.

When Al can't pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job in a diner.

Al poses as a former rock star to gain entrance to a first-class airport lounge.

Al and Peg discover they are short of money when shopping for a family burial plot.

Bud's plans to move to college are dashed when his parents spend his scholarship money.

The holidays and Doug's parents descend on the household as Doug and Carrie attempt to conceive a baby.

Doug loses all his money when he goes to Atlantic City with Deacon; Arthur threatens to injure Carrie's boss.

Doug (Kevin James) tries to keep Arthur (Jerry Stiller) busy while Carrie (Leah Remini) sets up a surprise party for his 75th birthday.

Big Brother Doug (Kevin James) tries anything to impress his new protege, including entering a 10K run. With Leah Remini and Patton Oswalt.

Doug (Kevin James) is duped by Tim (Bryan Cranston) into participating in a pyramid scheme that requires him to sell water filters.

Carrie bars Doug from eating at his favorite Italian restaurant, but he goes back for lunch and bites off more than he can chew.

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.

George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.

George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.

When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.

Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.

Roseanne confronts her neighbors when they complain that D.J. is a bad influence on their son (Troy Davidson).

Promoter Bobbie Fleckman (Fran Drescher in her "Spinal Tap" role) shoots a rock video at the Sheffield mansion.

Fran (Fran Drescher) must find a way to raise $20,000 after she allows a dognapper to snatch C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) pooch.

Niles (Daniel Davis) quits in a huff when he learns that Fran (Fran Drescher) makes more money than he does. Guest stars: Dr. Joyce Brothers, Lainie Kazan.

Fran (Fran Drescher) plays up a meeting with Chevy Chase (guest starring as himself) to make Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jealous.

Bob enlists Tunde's help to buy an engagement ring, but his plans to propose to Abishola are upended by her belief that a traditional marriage is more trouble than it's worth.

Abishola must reconcile a decade-old wound when she's forced to attend the funeral of an unlikable aunt; Bob struggles at the factory with the first batch of socks before receiving support from an unlikely source.

Eddie tricks Malcolm into believing he once went out with the woman Malcolm is currently infatuated with.

Malcolm buys a car containing a secret load of cash at a police auction.

Steve is rattled when Regina pulls out all the stops for their one-month anniversary, including a romantic dinner.

Steve takes advantage of his relationship with Regina when he arrives late and unprepared for a staff meeting.

Frasier has an ulterior motive when he backs Martin's bid to become condominium president.

Roz's demanding 20-year-old cousin (Zooey Deschanel) blows into town looking for a good time.

Frasier vows revenge after Bulldog (Dan Butler) plays a prank on him; Daphne's mom (Millicent Martin) wages war against a scorned trick-or-treater in a practical joke grudge match.

Frasier fails to deliver Scott Bakula's autograph to the avid "Star Trek" fan who is teaching him Hebrew for Frederick's bar mitzvah.

When Darlene can't sleep one night, she tells Roseanne she had a bad dream; Roseanne suspects it is something else, and she's right; Darlene has started her period.

It's that time of year, Lanford's annual Spring-A-Thon; what better way for the whole family to spend the day than at the mall; the Conner clan packs up and heads for the place that has something for everybody.

Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip and his parents over for an impromptu dinner party; unbeknownst to Roseanne, Becky's plans for the evening include another man.

Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.

When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job.

George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.

Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman.

George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman (Hilary Duff) encourages Angie to lie to her clients.

Everything goes wrong when the Bundys prepare to attend a cousin's wedding.

Al goes on a solo fishing trip, but Peg and Marcy show up to spoil it.

Kelly buys a motorcycle for fun, but disaster strikes when Al borrows it.

Al is asked to pose as a centerfold when Peggy draws a cartoon of him that becomes a big hit in a women's magazine.

Bud participates in a television dating game for nerds, with unexpected results.

Peggy imagines herself a lady in distress and Al her pirate savior.

A coin toss decides the destination for Doug and Carrie's vacation; Arthur and Spence join Doug and Carrie on vacation.

Carrie gets jealous of a co-worker who received flowers and accuses Doug of losing his sense of romance.

An embarrassed Doug discovers that Carrie buys his clothes at big and tall shops, so he vows to lose 30 pounds.

Doug gives a cheesy card to his boss, whom he hardly knows, and gets chosen to roast him at a celebratory dinner.

When Doug woos Carrie by speaking with the accent of a new guy at work, he finds that she responds to his charms.

Doug splurges on a new car against Carrie's better judgment, and the bad decision immediately comes back to haunt them.

When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.

George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.

George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate.

Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.

Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress.

Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother (Shelley Winters) to move in with them.

Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend (Jay O. Sanders), until the rules change.

The orphan whom Fran and Val adopted for a grade-school project looks them up while visiting the United States.

Fran fulfills her dream of being a weather forecaster when her grandmother's fiance turns out to be Bryant Gumbel's uncle.

Fran's love affair with her dream man is put in jeopardy by a little white lie and his obsession with astrology.

Fran (Fran Drescher) invites Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) to her family reunion at Niagara Falls hoping he'll feel romantic. Guest star: Spalding Gray.

Kemi leans on Abishola after an argument with Chukwuemeka, disrupting her and Bob's engagement celebration; Dottie gives Douglas a new job at MaxDot.

A conflicted Abishola pushes against her Nigerian roots when she opens up about her past to Dele; Bob attempts to bridge an emotional gap with Douglas.

Malcolm turns McGee's into a gambling establishment to prevent bankruptcy.

Malcolm's gay sister and Eddie compete for the attentions of a new waitress; Tim educates his nephews about the birds and the bees.

Steve plays it cool when Regina attends a singles weekend, but their faith in each other is rattled by a series of ill-timed phone calls.

A beautiful cousin (Kim Fields) visits and shows Regina disrespect in front her colleagues.

Frasier interviews numerous housekeepers and finally hires a less-than-qualified applicant (Ana Gasteyer) of Martin's choosing.

Niles' sudden surgery prompts the brothers' childhood memories; despite reassurance, Daphne has trouble dealing with Niles' health.

Niles' newfound outlook on life is driving his brother crazy, but Frasier remains mum because of a pact he made with God.

Frasier and Niles are pampered at Seattle's premier spa; an expert (Ana Gasteyer) evaluates Daphne's unorthodox treatment of Martin.

Roseanne's heavy overtime is about to push her over the edge; after two weeks of working every night and coming home to chaos, her only last resort is to run away; she winds up at a diner where she swaps stories.

The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.

The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.

Jackie's apartment is uninhabitable so she spends a few days at the Conners'; an unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents creates havoc.

When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father.

When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny.

George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory, resulting in the Secret Service paying a visit to his home.

George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner; on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.

After a theater cashier gives Al a senior citizen's discount, he becomes obsessed with age.

Al becomes a hero when he stands up to a burglar who breaks into the Bundys' house.

Al takes the family to the movies to celebrate Kelly's birthday.

Peg's public complaints about Al's lovemaking make him a laughingstock.

Al is forced to return to work when Peg spends his retirement money.

After learning his stolen car is worth a measly $100, Al falsifies an insurance claim.

With nothing to do during the IPS strike, Doug tries substitute teaching at the school at which his sister, Stephanie (Ricki Lake), works.

Carrie and Kelly plan a get-together for Doug, Deacon and Arthur to keep them from going crazy during the strike.

Carrie starts taking college classes and Doug's sister Stephanie, who just returned to town, helps him adjust.

Doug and Carrie (Kevin James, Leah Remini) think back to the couple's first Thanksgiving spent with her parents. Guest star: Florence Henderson.

Arthur accepts a job at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks.

Doug and Carrie are caught in embarrassing circumstances while looking after Deacon and Kelly's children.

Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

Domestic war breaks out when Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge while they work late at the bike shop.

After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life; D.J. adopts a stray dog.

Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.

Fran's romantic evening with Maxwell at a Michael Bolton concert is ruined by a rash her doctor can't cure.

Fran (Fran Drescher) makes the mistake of telling a gossip columnist (Cindy Adams) that a famous actress (Joan Van Ark) has a fake mole.

On the advice of her therapist (Spalding Gray), Fran (Fran Drescher) forces Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) to overcome his fear of intimacy.

Fran and Grace (Fran Drescher, Madeline Zima) visit the Middle East and wind up being held captive by a swooning sultan (Charles Shaughnessy in a dual role).

Bob is excited to show off Abishola at his industry awards gala, but ruins the evening when he doesn't let her speak for herself; Douglas tries fitting in with Goodwin and Kofo as one of the guys on the warehouse floor.

When Abishola learns that Bob talked Chukwuemeka into proposing to Kemi, she tries to fix the situation; Kofo permanently alters his relationship with Goodwin when he considers signing a lease in Olu and Tunde's apartment building.

Malcolm hires a new chef and lands in hot water after purchasing stolen lobsters; Eddie and Nicolette's affair comes to a crossroads.

Sparks fly between Malcolm's father and Eddie's divorced mother when the parents visit their sons at the same time.

When Regina takes over Steve's planning for a dinner party, Steve reminds her that he is the boss at home.

Steve and Lovita square off in a campaign to fill an empty position on the apartment building's tenant board.

Frasier's anger and loose tongue land him in sexual harassment trouble with his hostile and arrogant new radio show partner (Felicity Huffman); Niles tries to treat patients from home.

Lilith (Bebe Neuwirth) visits Seattle to ask Frasier a shocking question.

Daphne's dinner party is nearly ruined when young Alice embellishes Niles' prized painting; Frasier steps in to save the night.

Frasier's latest love interest, a gym teacher (Jeanne Tripplehorn), evokes childhood memories of another instructor (Bob Hoskins).

A tough, nit-picking new supervisor at the factory makes life unbearable for all the employees, including a fed-up Roseanne; pushed to her limit, Roseanne cuts a deal with the devil.

Becky suffers major public embarrassment at school, when she passes gas during a presentation before her fellow students; Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.

Roseanne refuses to support Jackie when she decides to become a police officer and announces she's going to the police academy; this rekindles an old sibling rivalry that leads to an all out wrestling match in the Conner living room.

Roseanne is applying for the new job; the interview is a success but unfortunately Roseanne has no idea about computers.

Angie learns that her parents are getting divorced; George gets nervous about his marriage when her social life improves.

George discovers he has a long-lost sister (Lisa Guerrero); Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.

Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her, and George and Angie intervene to set him straight.

George's future at Powers Aviation is jeopardized by an accident.

The Bundy's newly married relative (Abraham Benrubi) learns his bride slept with Bud the day before their wedding.

Al's ex-girlfriend (Vanna White), a cosmetics millionaire, offers Peggy $500,000 for one night with Al.

Al's ego is damaged after Peg gets a chance to compete in a free-throw contest.

Al helps an ex-girlfriend having gang trouble in the old neighborhood.

Bud faces his cool alter ego when his latest attempt to impress women fails miserably.

Al becomes too paranoid to enjoy his incredible lucky streak.

After learning that a wedding reception is five hours away, Doug and Carrie scramble for an excuse to not go.

When Doug can't understand the difficulties Carrie faces when caring for Arthur, he takes over and learns the hard way.

After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Unsurprisingly, this doesn't end well.

Doug sets up Stephanie with Carrie's boss so he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television.

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) discuss the real definition of infidelity when Doug sees Deacon (Victor Williams) with another woman.

Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things they may have taken for granted.

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes.

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

Max witnesses a traumatic event at school and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) and his co-workers meet their new boss (Kevin Crowley), who immediately causes a potentially hazardous spill.

Trey wants to impress a potential client by re-enacting a Civil War battle; Jeff's bank believes he is dead.