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Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home.

Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.

George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone.

George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him.

When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.

When Peggy wins a week of fitness training, she changes her instructor's (Tom Lahm) healthy habits.

While camping, Al and Steve become stranded in the woods when their van breaks down and must rely on Buck to save them.

Al must go to see Marcy's dentist when he suffers from a toothache.

Peggy suspects a woman at the beauty parlor of having an affair with Al.

To receive extra income, the Bundys agree to house a French foreign exchange student (Milla Jovovich).

To get money for a good luck charm, Peggy sells Al's Playboy magazine collection.

Doug loses all his money when he goes to Atlantic City with Deacon; Arthur threatens to injure Carrie's boss.

Doug (Kevin James) tries to keep Arthur (Jerry Stiller) busy while Carrie (Leah Remini) sets up a surprise party for his 75th birthday.

Big Brother Doug (Kevin James) tries anything to impress his new protégé, including entering a 10K run. With Leah Remini and Patton Oswalt.

Doug (Kevin James) is duped by Tim (Bryan Cranston) into participating in a pyramid scheme that requires him to sell water filters.

Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith; Alan and Charlie take action to try to help Herb and Jake bond.

Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter; Alan satisfies a secret fetish.

Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.

Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).

George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.

When Karen forgets their anniversary date, Jeff takes Bill out instead; Big Jim offers his wisdom on childhood.

Called a nerd for getting a good-behavior award from Principal Peavey (guest star Bob "Captain Kangaroo" Keeshan), Matt (Haley Joel Osment) pulls a "cool" prank.

Avoiding the opera, Matt and Jeff go to a wrestling meet, where Jeff bumps into "Macho Man" Randy Savage.

As a twister hits, Jeff and Karen (Jeff Foxworthy, Ann Cusack) speculate about who should care for the boys if disaster strikes.

The orphan whom Fran and Val adopted for a grade-school project looks them up while visiting the United States.

Fran fulfills her dream of being a weather forecaster when her grandmother's fiancé turns out to be Bryant Gumbel's uncle.

Fran's love affair with her dream man is put in jeopardy by a little white lie and his obsession with astrology.

Fran (Fran Drescher) invites Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) to her family reunion at Niagara Falls hoping he'll feel romantic. Guest star: Spalding Gray.

Bob and Abishola plan a trip to Las Vegas for Kemi's wedding; Kemi and Chukwuemeka get into an argument over his mother.

Dottie and Goodwin question Bob's ability to lead under pressure; Abishola is unsure if Bob's newfound success is worth it if it means he's never home.

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A psychiatrist (George Hamilton) romances a wealthy patient (Lesley Ann Warren) then uses her in his alibi after killing her husband (Stephen Elliott).

A foreign dignitary murders his rival then disguises the crime as part of a robbery blamed on college protesters.

A retired bullfighter credited with saving a young man from a bull arranges the death of the boy's father to protect his own reputation.

An egotistic TV detective matches wits with Columbo after murdering his producer, a former lover and current blackmailer.

The curator (Joyce Van Patten) of a strapped family-owned museum stages a robbery, for insurance, then murders to hide her crime; guests Celeste Holm, Tim O'Connor.

An accountant, embezzling to support his wife's lifestyle, murders his partner after the man discovers his crimes.

Frasier begins dating a woman (Illeana Douglas), unaware that she is the wife of his station manager (Tom McGowan).

Niles sinks a half-court shot for a huge prize at a Seattle SuperSonics game, reigniting the sibling rivalry.

Roz asks Frasier to narrate her space documentary, but things sour when she asks John Glenn to replace him.

Frasier and Niles try to convince their father's wealthy new gal to support their former prep school.

Frasier blows his cork when Niles convinces members of the wine club not to partake in his radio show.

A slimmed-down Daphne returns from the spa and blames Niles for her initial weight gain.

A senatorial candidate exploits death threats, fabricated for publicity, to kill his manager.

A gospel singer kills his evangelist wife when she denies him more money and threatens blackmail.

The Foxworthys attempt an upset win at the company picnic against tough competitors, including Lester and Harold.

Observations by the blue-collar owner (Jeff Foxworthy) of a fledgling business provide amusement for family and friends.

Jealous Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to stay cool when Karen's (Anita Barone) former flame arrives in town.

When Matt (Haley Joel Osment) resists swimming lessons, Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) decides to learn with him.

Eddie refuses to return to school because the students call him "Shorty.".

Grandpa may become the first bat in space.

When Murdoch and Ogden are abducted, newly appointed Inspector Crabtree's first order of business is finding them.

When Murdoch and Ogden are abducted, newly appointed Inspector Crabtree's first order of business is finding them.

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After suffering a heart attack, a blind pianist turns to Mark and Jonathan to help him start a new life.

Jonathan and Mark, posing as high-school teachers, help a diverse group of students deal with the trauma of the upcoming senior prom.

Dylan Dreyer explores Australia's remote outback, home to wild dingoes, cuddly koalas and the biggest fish on Earth -- the whale shark.

Jet brings his daughter for a stroll in the park with a group of dads supporting each other with strollers; the team heads to a gym to provide adaptive athletes a place to work out; the team pays tribute to an amazing Trotter and an incredible Coach.

Pastor/Teacher: Troy L. Garner.

Peter and Dr. Rae travel to California's Death Valley to see one of the most endangered fish species on Earth; only a few hundred of these pupfish exist in Devils Hole, a deep-water cavern where conservationists carefully guard their population.

Dr. Rae and Peter go on a mission of discovery to save beluga whales and their habitat; they meet the five belugas in human care at the Georgia Aquarium; then they travel to Churchill, Manitoba, to experience the magic of a curious beluga pod.

Dr. Reynolds (Nora Dunn) tells the Sheffields to expect more than one baby; Fran (Fran Drescher) gets advice from Lynn Redgrave (guest starring as herself).

Maxwell's movie deal means the Sheffields may move to Hollywood, but Fran agonizes over leaving Sylvia behind.

Fran (Fran Drescher) finds out her mother (Renee Taylor) is thinking about having an affair with a handsome doctor (guest star Joe Bologna). Steve Lawrence also guest stars.

Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to play matchmaker for Niles (Daniel Davis) and has him portray a producer to impress C.C. (Lauren Lane). With Charles Shaughnessy.

When Doug goes to Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) for a root canal, he finds out Carrie used to have a major crush on the dentist.

Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight.

Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep.

Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.

Carrie's prayer for a raise is miraculously answered while in church, prompting her and Doug to start asking God to grant wishes.

Carrie gives Doug's therapist (guest star Dave Foley) a laundry list of bad habits to work on. Arthur fights an addiction to nasal spray.

Carrie baby-sits for the boss' son; Doug tries to make friends with the new shoe girl (Rachel Dratch) at the bowling alley.

Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan.

Frasier catches his professional mentor (Rene Auberjonois) in a compromising position; Niles agrees to meet with Daphne's psychic evaluator (Fisher Stevens).

Frasier escorts Lana (Jean Smart) to a surprise birthday party while trying to woo her friend (Patricia Clarkson).

Frasier arrives at a surprise birthday party with Lana (Jean Smart), then tries to woo her friend (Patricia Clarkson).

Frasier comforts a man (Patrick Breen) whose wife abandoned him and took their four children with her.

The gang heads to the Caribbean, where Frasier begins to question his new romance with Claire (Patricia Clarkson).

Daphne is jealous when she learns that Niles is counseling an attractive female patient who is obsessed with him.

Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) decides to take his father-in-law (guest star Dakin Matthews) on a fishing trip to get to know him better.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) learns that the director (guest star Hamilton Camp) of Matt's school programs has a video of Karen (Anita Barone) giving birth.

Karen (Anita Barone) sends Jeff and Elliot (Jeff Foxworthy, Dakin Matthews) on a Halloween scavenger hunt.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to keep track of Elliot's prize dog and Karen's patient (guest star Harry Morgan).

When Lily sends Grandpa and Herman to the bank, they wind up involved in a robbery.

After seeing the school ball's invitation, Herman takes dancing lessons from a shady dance instructor.

Abishola and Kemi are conflicted as to how to handle Morenike after she confides her deepest secret to them; when Bob gets credit for Christina's idea for a Twitter marketing campaign, she considers leaving MaxDot.

Abishola and Kemi take Christina to see a Yoruba priest, where she learns that her toxic relationship with her mother may be stifling her growth; Bob deals with the fallout of promoting Kofo over Goodwin when Goodwin has a panic attack at work.

Conflicted about exonerating a murderer to save their daughter, Murdoch and Ogden abduct the socialite to face justice.

Malcolm hires a stripper for Eddie's cousin Dexter's bachelor party and nearly torpedoes the wedding.

Malcolm and Eddie hire an interior designer, who might be more of a scam artist, after their apartment is ransacked.

Steve and the Hi-Tops celebrate the engagement of Steve's former road manager by throwing a bachelor party.

A young woman claims Steve (Steve Harvey) is her father, which he accepts, until he learns what she's really after.

When Vanessa and Geneva (Holly Robinson, Saundra Quarterman) are mistakenly arrested for prostitution, Mark (Mark Curry) must bail them out.

Mark (Mark Curry) is surprised when Earvin (Omar Gooding) decides to leave school in favor of a low-paying job.

When Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) social life clashes with her job as a candy striper, Fran (Fran Drescher) comes to the rescue.

Niles (Daniel Davis) does a different kind of job for Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) when he sings at a backers' audition.

The Conner family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby they are expecting.

Dan and Roseanne are awaiting the results of the pregnancy; Dan tries to soothe and comfort Roseanne, but she feels misunderstood and thinks Dan would prefer she didn't have the baby.

DJ's teacher asks Dan and Roseanne to come and talk to the school; she tells the Conners that she thinks DJ has a learning disability because he refuses to solve problems at the board.

Dan and Roseanne see the neighbors from the bedroom window; Mark is confused because Becky regularly meets David for coffee and finally asks Darlene for help.

George's former sister-in-law dies, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter and her very large inheritance.

George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.

Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family.

George helps Ernie lose weight, so Mel Powers will not fire him.

Steve's in trouble at the bank when he authorizes a loan for Al's latest invention.

Al is forced to buy a used car when Peggy spends the money he's saved for a new one.

Steve quits his corporate job to return to his days as a hippie.

Al attempts to fix his house's leaky roof during a long rainstorm.

Peggy squanders the money Al has saved to have their taxes professionally prepared.

When Al challenges the family to earn money, Kelly lands the lead in a music video.

Carrie bars Doug from eating at his favorite Italian restaurant, but he goes back for lunch and bites off more than he can chew.

A coin toss decides the destination for Doug and Carrie's vacation; Arthur and Spence join Doug and Carrie on vacation.

Carrie gets jealous of a co-worker who received flowers and accuses Doug of losing his sense of romance.

An embarrassed Doug discovers that Carrie buys his clothes at big and tall shops, so he vows to lose 30 pounds.

Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.

Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.

Charlie prepares for Christmas Eve alone with his date; he finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.

Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter.

Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars.

George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background.

When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job.

George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.