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Fran (Fran Drescher) thinks she has finally landed Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy), but a visit from her cousin (Roseanne) soon puts a stop to that.

Maxwell and Fran (Charles Shaughnessy, Fran Drescher) have their first date -- at a party being thrown by Elton John (guest starring as himself).

When Bob second-guesses selling MaxDot, a new buyer presents a compelling offer; the prospect of new wealth has Abishola stuck between her conservative nature to hide it and Nigerian pressure to flaunt it.

When Christina gets a new job at a sock startup, the family is supportive until it finds out the new company is more successful than MaxDot.

Leonard's date humiliates him at the Fifty/Fifty Club; Eddie's date plans to broadcast their rendezvous over the Internet.

Malcolm and Eddie find themselves stranded in a deserted town by a hurricane on Thanksgiving.

Steve's mother (guest star Isabel Sanford) comes to town for Thanksgiving and pressures her son (Steve Harvey) to settle down. With Merlin Santana.

Steve and Cedric must prove their skill as pool players when Romeo and Bullethead lose school funds to some hustlers.

While defending himself in court, Mark (Mark Curry) realizes the plaintiff's lawyer (Lela Rochon) is a woman he once dumped.

Mark (Mark Curry) tries to steer P.J. (Nell Carter) away from marriage; Queen Latifah meets an ardent fan -- Nicole (Raven-Symoné). Queen Latifah guest stars as herself.

Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) asks Fran (Fran Drescher) to be guardian of his children in the event of his death.

To help Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) efforts to woo a playwright (Ray Stricklyn), Fran (Fran Drescher) offers to set the man up with a feisty woman. Guest star: Roger Clinton.

Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters; Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's secret, she's having an affair.

Upset over their breakup, David tattles on Darlene; to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!

When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma; the situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives.

Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about?; there is a flurry of activity to figure out the who and the why.

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

Max witnesses a traumatic event at school, and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor.

When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.

George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

Peggy and Al encounter former adversaries when they attend their high-school reunion.

After his two best friends get dates, Bud summons up the courage to find a girl of his own.

The Bundy family decides to invest in a new home computer with a secret ability.

A trip to the beach brings back memories of Al's adolescence.

Peggy is depressed when a neighborhood Peeping Tom peeps at everyone but her.

Al and Peggy reverse gender roles when he plans the annual family Labor Day barbecue.

Carrie helps Doug plan a bachelor party after she volunteers him to be the friendless Danny's best man.

Doug (Kevin James) is distraught when he learns that Carrie (Leah Remini) has been cheating at board games. With Jerry Stiller.

Doug and Carrie search for new friends, who do not have children; Arthur rediscovers a breakfast cereal from his childhood.

Carrie and Doug reminisce about how they first met, remembering that it certainly wasn't love at first sight.

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.

Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.

After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter.

Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life.

Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death.

George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her.

Dan and Roseanne realize their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old friend, which leaves them feeling old and boring.

Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.

Promoter Bobbie Fleckman (Fran Drescher in her "Spinal Tap" role) shoots a rock video at the Sheffield mansion.

Fran (Fran Drescher) must find a way to raise $20,000 after she allows a dognapper to snatch C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) pooch.

Niles (Daniel Davis) quits in a huff when he learns that Fran (Fran Drescher) makes more money than he does. Guest stars: Dr. Joyce Brothers, Lainie Kazan.

Fran (Fran Drescher) plays up a meeting with Chevy Chase (guest starring as himself) to make Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jealous.

When Bob and Abishola go to New York with Dele for his Juilliard audition, Abishola reconnects with her brother Ade.

Bob's not sure his family is cut out for the small screen when he decides to shoot a TV commercial for MaxDot and the director, Marion, wants the ad to focus on the Wheelers.

When Eddie forgets to pick up Malcolm's weekly lottery ticket, the number Malcolm has been playing for two years wins.

After Eddie's adversary makes him a job offer, Nicolette writes a story about rival nightclub owners in the 1920s.

Steve (Steve Harvey) hurts Regina's (Wendy Raquel Robinson) feelings when he has a fling with an old flame. Guest star Brian McKnight plays himself.

Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) asks Steve (Steve Harvey) to back up her church choir on piano.

Mark makes a hasty wager and must attend a party with a bald woman.

Mark (Mark Curry) wants Vanessa (Holly Robinson) to act as his wife to make a good impression on her new boss.

When Fran (Fran Drescher) befriends an attractive male nanny (Christopher Rich), Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) reveals his possessive side.

C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) dog is the main suspect when house guest Shari Lewis' (guest starring as herself) puppet Lamb Chop is missing.

It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soirée at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past.

D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings; David finds that Darlene's planning to move in with her new boyfriend Jimmy.

Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home.

Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.

George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone.

George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him.

When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.

When Peggy wins a week of fitness training, she changes her instructor's (Tom Lahm) healthy habits.

While camping, Al and Steve become stranded in the woods when their van breaks down and must rely on Buck to save them.

Al must go to see Marcy's dentist when he suffers from a toothache.

Peggy suspects a woman at the beauty parlor of having an affair with Al.

To receive extra income, the Bundys agree to house a French foreign exchange student (Milla Jovovich).

To get money for a good luck charm, Peggy sells Al's Playboy magazine collection.

Doug loses all his money when he goes to Atlantic City with Deacon; Arthur threatens to injure Carrie's boss.

Doug (Kevin James) tries to keep Arthur (Jerry Stiller) busy while Carrie (Leah Remini) sets up a surprise party for his 75th birthday.

Big Brother Doug (Kevin James) tries anything to impress his new protégé, including entering a 10K run. With Leah Remini and Patton Oswalt.

Doug (Kevin James) is duped by Tim (Bryan Cranston) into participating in a pyramid scheme that requires him to sell water filters.

Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith; Alan and Charlie take action to try to help Herb and Jake bond.

Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter; Alan satisfies a secret fetish.

Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.

Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).

George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.

When Karen forgets their anniversary date, Jeff takes Bill out instead; Big Jim offers his wisdom on childhood.

Called a nerd for getting a good-behavior award from Principal Peavey (guest star Bob "Captain Kangaroo" Keeshan), Matt (Haley Joel Osment) pulls a "cool" prank.