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Al moonlights as a topless bartender to pay the medical bills when Seven sneezes and Peg assumes the worst.

Peg tries everything she can think of to renew Al's interest in romance.

Doug tries to get Carrie drunk so he can cheat on his diet, but things get out of hand. Lou Ferrigno guest stars.

When their accountant makes them feel guilty about their lack of charitable donations, Doug and Carrie decide to make a large donation to a school library.

Doug hates Carrie's new hairstyle but can't bring himself to tell her the truth; Spence dreads an upcoming reunion with a former teacher.

Carrie and Doug send Arthur to a psychiatrist (William Hurt), to whom he reveals his relationship with his father (Ben Stiller).

Doug tries to keep $5,000 in gambling winnings a secret from Carrie, who didn't want him betting to begin with; Carrie is offered a new job. Eddie Money guest stars.

When Doug goes to Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) for a root canal, he finds out Carrie used to have a major crush on the dentist.

George believes he has found his father, and he invites the man (Cheech Marin) to Thanksgiving Day dinner.

When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control.

Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter.

Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life.

After being slapped, wrapped and starved, Roseanne and Jackie wonder if life at an exclusive spa is too much.

Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York.

A wealthy family invites the Connors to visit their estate on Cape Cod.

Roseanne goes on the offensive when her family is kidnapped by terrorists and held aboard a speeding train.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) reacts badly when Maggie (Nicholle Tom) announces her decision to move in with her boyfriend. With Fran Drescher.

Fran (Fran Drescher) covers for Maggie (Nicholle Tom), who suspects that she may be pregnant. Guest star: Nora Dunn.

Fran informs Sylvia and Niles that she is pregnant, but wants to delay telling Maxwell until the time is right.

Fran's optimum time for conception occurs while Maxwell is making an appearance on "Hollywood Squares.".

After Bob takes a step back from his busy work life, he decides to buy a boat to enjoy during his free time; a newspaper comes to MaxDot to interview Goodwin.

Bob is excited to show off Abishola at his industry awards gala, but ruins the evening when he doesn't let her speak for herself; Douglas tries fitting in with Goodwin and Kofo as one of the guys on the warehouse floor.

After Eddie's band performs at Malcolm's '70s party, Eddie becomes so immersed in playing that the gang plans an intervention.

Malcolm and Eddie hire a producer to make a commercial for the bar but fire him when he casts Ed McMahon and Ted Lange instead of them.

Steve participates in a bachelor auction where a beautiful young bidder turns out to be a front for an older woman.

After Steve's extravagant plans fall apart, he rings in the new millennium with Regina, Cedric and Lovita.

Frasier defies a parking garage in an act of civil disobedience.

Frasier has an ulterior motive when he backs Martin's bid to become condominium president.

Roz's demanding 20-year-old cousin (Zooey Deschanel) blows into town looking for a good time.

Frasier vows revenge after Bulldog (Dan Butler) plays a prank on him; Daphne's mom (Millicent Martin) wages war against a scorned trick-or-treater in a practical joke grudge match.

Roseanne, Dan and DJ visit Roseanne's parents; Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with her girlfriend Dana, but they get drunk instead.

Roseanne must visit her parents, so she hands over household tasks to her sister Jackie; Roseanne is very worried about how Jackie will handle it.

Dan and Roseanne realise their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old friend, which leaves them feeling old and boring.

Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

In an attempt to get a date, Bud founds his own community college fraternity.

Faced with having to pay a tax increase on his beer, Al registers to vote.

When Al can't pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job in a diner.

Al poses as a former rock star to gain entrance to a first-class airport lounge.

Al and Peg discover they are short of money when shopping for a family burial plot.

Bud's plans to move to college are dashed when his parents spend his scholarship money.

Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight.

Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep.

Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.

Carrie's prayer for a raise is miraculously answered while in church, prompting her and Doug to start asking God to grant wishes.

Carrie gives Doug's therapist (guest star Dave Foley) a laundry list of bad habits to work on. Arthur fights an addiction to nasal spray.

Carrie baby-sits for the boss' son; Doug tries to make friends with the new shoe girl (Rachel Dratch) at the bowling alley.

Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death.

George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her.

Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).

George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.

Karen (Anita Barone) sends Jeff and Elliot (Jeff Foxworthy, Dakin Matthews) on a Halloween scavenger hunt.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to keep track of Elliot's prize dog and Karen's patient (guest star Harry Morgan).

The Foxworthys make a trip to Hollywood to appear on "America's Funniest Home Videos." With Jeff Foxworthy.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) plots to get the family's picture taken with Travis Tritt (guest starring as himself) for Christmas. With Anita Barone.

Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) take a ski trip to get her mind off becoming pregnant. Guest stars: Nora Dunn and Chris Elliott.

Fran becomes convinced that Maxwell doesn't care about Hanukkah as much as Christmas; Maxwell and Grace get stranded.

Aunt Frieda (guest star Lainie Kazan) buys Fran's (Fran Drescher) parents' building and kicks them out, forcing them to move into the mansion. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Maxwell's conniving college buddy (guest star Maxwell Caulfield) swindles Fran (Fran Drescher) out of a fortune; Niles (Daniel Davis) inherits a royal title.

Having spurned her family when she quit MaxDot, Christina turns to Abishola when she's fired from Toesey Woesies; Bob and Uncle Tunde go fishing.

For the sake of Bob's health, Bob and Abishola try reducing stress by taking a day off together; Christina is boss for the day at MaxDot; Gloria steps in to care for Dottie.

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Lt. Columbo's prime suspect in the case of a drowned yacht magnate also turns up dead.

An egotistic TV detective matches wits with Columbo after murdering his producer , a former lover and current blackmailer.

The curator (Joyce Van Patten) of a strapped family-owned museum stages a robbery, for insurance, then murders to hide her crime; guests Celeste Holm, Tim O'Connor.

A TV-network executive murders her boss and lover when he fails to promote her.

An Irish poet, who fronts a peace organization while secretly running guns, kills an arms dealer who tries to swindle him.

Frasier hunts for a new job and throws a picnic for the unemployed radio staff.

Frasier must decide whether or not to attend his high-school reunion.

Niles agrees to board his father once he realizes Daphne is coming too.

Frasier and Niles try to maintain their upper-class standing by getting tickets to the theatrical event of the season.

Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) suspects his new girlfriend (guest star Teri Hatcher) likes him for the free psychiatric advice.

Frasier goes overboard for an imagined secret admirer while ignoring the interest of a new woman (Grace Phillips).

Columbo investigates the murder of a crime show host's rival with incriminating evidence.

Columbo is put to the test against an equally brilliant, criminal defence lawyer who murders his rock star girlfriend.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to remain neutral when Karen's sister and brother-in-law (guest stars Debra Jo Rupp, Jack Laufer) fight over their marriage.

Matt (Haley Joel Osment) claims another boy (guest star Shane Sweet) is responsible for the bad behavior described by a teacher.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) faces upheaval when Karen's soon-to-be-divorced sister arrives unexpectedly.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) may be forced to sell out to a rival company unless he heeds his brother's (Jay Mohr) advice.

Herman is forced to practice what he preaches when he urges Eddie to ignore a schoolyard bully.

Herman tries to teach Eddie a lesson on the futility of gambling.

Higgins enlists Watts help after he messes up the courier delivery of a horse statue for some very dangerous thugs.

Higgins enlists Watts help after he messes up the courier delivery of a horse statue for some very dangerous thugs.

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Jonathan must deal with the anger and frustration of losing his supernatural powers after he rejects an assignment from God; Jonathan falls for a beautiful woman who helps him cope.

Jonathan, now mortal, has trouble finding a job, and Jennifer doesn't share his wish for a long-term relationship.

Dylan Dreyer travels to the south of France to meet wild horses and fascinating creatures who make their home on the rugged coast.

Hot Shot and Cheese give documentary students an insider's perspective on the hidden stories of Harlem; Thunder and Torch remember the world records that made their rookie years so amazing; Thunder proves his vertical lift is as impressive as ever.

Pastor/Teacher: Troy L. Garner.

Peter and Rae witness the nightly emergence of 20 million Mexican free-tailed bats and help release rehabilitated bats on Austin's Congress Bridge; Peter joins bat rescue experts; Rae helps vaccinate bats against a disease wreaking havoc on the species.

Peter and Dr. Rae travel to the remote border between Mexico and the U.S. to uncover the hidden world of ocelots; they team up with researchers to document ocelots' hidden lives and learn how biologists are working to increase the species' numbers.

An egocentric psychic murders his old mentor, a magician charged to expose him as fraud, by beheading him while he's rehearsing his guillotine trick.

A Hollywood director tries to fool Columbo when a studio becomes a murder scene.

The disheveled detective gets some free advice from a world famous sex therapist.

Cash-strapped Niles moves in temporarily with Frasier, driving him nuts.

A dead seal washes up on the beach where Niles throws a gourmet soiree.

Frasier confronts Roz over a loan when he finds out how she is spending the money she borrowed.

Frasier is arrested for giving a prostitute a ride and then must explain it to his visiting son.

Frasier's plans to play matchmaker for Martin and Roz's visiting mother (Eva Marie Saint) suddenly backfire. With guest star Alice Playten.

Woody's (Woody Harrelson) surprise visit soon wears thin when Frasier realizes how little they have in common.

A police detective questions a jewelry-store owner whose late nephew had a winning lottery ticket.

Columbo attends his nephew's wedding and as the couple get ready to leave on their honeymoon, the bride disappears; Columbo investigates and suspects his nephew may have made a few enemies on the police force.

Wayne (Jay Mohr) hires his girlfriend (guest star Michelle Clunie) to work in the shop after Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) promised to hire his sister-in-law (Debra Jo Rupp).

A man (guest star Scott Michael Campbell) who Wayne (Jay Mohr) bullied years before in high school attempts to wreak his revenge.

Jeff and Wayne (Jeff Foxworthy, Jay Mohr) initiate Matt (Haley Joel Osment) in "mooning," a Foxworthy rite of passage.

Jeff and Wayne (Jeff Foxworthy, Jay Mohr) have a showdown at a local comedy club to determine who is the funnier Foxworthy.

Herman is "disfigured" when he is hit by a bolt of artificial lightning from one of Grandpa's machines.

Vacation-bound Herman blunders into a remote American Indian village after he is accidentally left behind.

After indulging in a luxurious girls' day with Dottie and Christina, Abishola worries she's losing touch with her humble Nigerian roots; Goodwin feels threatened when Kofo gets a pitch meeting with Bob.

Abishola is caught in the middle when Morenike agrees to be the "plus one" in Kemi and Chukwuemeka's relationship; when Bob refuses to pay for Douglas' company car, he learns what it's like to live on a budget.

Murdoch must prove Brackenreid's innocence when he's framed for murder by a vengeful foe.

A love letter gets passed from one wrong person to another, confusing friendships and fantasies.

An employee retreat gives way to romance for Eddie, and Holly agrees to give Malcolm a chance at love.

Cedric (Cedric "the Entertainer") prefers reliving his wild days rather than going to Steve's (Steve Harvey) bachelor party. With Wendy Raquel Robinson.

A sexist school board member ignores Regina's funding proposal while green-lighting Steve's harebrained ideas.

Frasier fails to deliver Scott Bakula's autograph to the avid "Star Trek" fan who is teaching him Hebrew for Frederick's bar mitzvah.

Frasier interviews numerous housekeepers and finally hires a less-than-qualified applicant (Ana Gasteyer) of Martin's choosing.

Niles' sudden surgery prompts the brothers' childhood memories; despite reassurance, Daphne has trouble dealing with Niles' health.

Niles' newfound outlook on life is driving his brother crazy, but Frasier remains mum because of a pact he made with God.

Roseanne, determined to fit into a pair of old jeans, ropes Dan into another dieting attempt; the pair ramps up their exercise regime but quickly start sneaking snacks.

Jackie and her new romance seem to be getting serious; Roseanne interferes by trying to explain to Jackie how to behave in the new relationship.

Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.

After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, Mrs. Wellman, a thing or two.

When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes.

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

Max witnesses a traumatic event at school and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor.

When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.

To earn extra money for Christmas presents, Al becomes a department-store Santa.

Everything goes wrong when the Bundys prepare to attend a cousin's wedding.

Al goes on a solo fishing trip, but Peg and Marcy show up to spoil it.

Kelly buys a motorcycle for fun, but disaster strikes when Al borrows it.

Al is asked to pose as a centerfold when Peggy draws a cartoon of him that becomes a big hit in a women's magazine.

Bud participates in a television dating game for nerds, with unexpected results.

Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan.

As a joke, Doug takes a lewd picture with a disposable camera on the table at a wedding. David Eigenberg guest stars.

Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (guest star Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother.

After Carrie wins four Knicks tickets, she and Doug struggle to find a couple to double-date with that they can both get along with.

Doug recalls his childhood toy, Mentalo; Arthur sends Holly to find the perfect gift for his daughter.

Doug loans Carrie to Deacon for a couple of days to help him get ready for his big Thanksgiving dinner.

Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars.

George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background.

When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job.

George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.

Familial tensions mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as members of the nouveau riche.

Roseanne worries about changes she has made when Dan announces that he is coming home.

Dan returns home for Christmas, and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family realize how lucky they are.

Jackie forces Dan to reveal the truth to Roseanne; D.J. wants to videotape Darlene giving birth.

Dr. Reynolds (Nora Dunn) tells the Sheffields to expect more than one baby; Fran (Fran Drescher) gets advice from Lynn Redgrave (guest starring as herself).

Maxwell's movie deal means the Sheffields may move to Hollywood, but Fran agonizes over leaving Sylvia behind.

Fran (Fran Drescher) finds out her mother (Renee Taylor) is thinking about having an affair with a handsome doctor (guest star Joe Bologna). Steve Lawrence also guest stars.

Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to play matchmaker for Niles (Daniel Davis) and has him portray a producer to impress C.C. (Lauren Lane). With Charles Shaughnessy.

Bob lets Dele get a new haircut and finds himself caught between an irate Abishola and a surprisingly stubborn Dele; Dottie runs into difficulties with the MaxDot board of directors.

Abishola worries that Bob's privileged lifestyle is starting to rub off on Dele; a new robot vacuum brings Tunde joy, but begins to make Olu feel insecure.

Malcolm and Eddie hire their banker's daughter, a convicted arsonist, in exchange for a loan to fix the building's leaky roof.

Eddie tricks Malcolm into believing he once went out with the woman Malcolm is currently infatuated with.

Steve poses as Lovita's fiance when Cedric can't attend a counseling session with a renowned minister.

Steve (Steve Harvey) gets evicted from his apartment; Regina falls for an author who has a strange fetish.

Frasier and Niles squabble over who will host Christmas festivities; Roz develops a crush on Santa Claus (Dean Cain).

Frasier and Niles are pampered at Seattle's premier spa; an expert (Ana Gasteyer) evaluates Daphne's unorthodox treatment of Martin.

Frasier's anger and loose tongue land him in sexual harassment trouble with his hostile and arrogant new radio show partner (Felicity Huffman); Niles tries to treat patients from home.

Lilith (Bebe Neuwirth) visits Seattle to ask Frasier a shocking question.

Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.

Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.

Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.

The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.

George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone.

George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him.

Peggy imagines herself a lady in distress and Al her pirate savior.

After a theater cashier gives Al a senior citizen's discount, he becomes obsessed with age.

Al becomes a hero when he stands up to a burglar who breaks into the Bundys' house.

Al takes the family to the movies to celebrate Kelly's birthday.

Peg's public complaints about Al's lovemaking make him a laughingstock.

Al is forced to return to work when Peg spends his retirement money.

Doug downplays a mold problem in the basement so he and Carrie can go on a last-minute Caribbean vacation.

When insurance won't cover the mold problem, Doug asks his dad for money, leaving Arthur insulted because he didn't come to him. Anne Meara guest stars.

Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he thinks about her all the time; friends threaten to ditch Doug's Super Bowl party for a co-worker's.

After tearing apart the Heffernans' walls, a contractor has a dispute with Doug and disappears, leaving things a mess.

Doug has to transport penguins to the Albany zoo, forcing him to cancel romantic Valentine's Day plans with Carrie.

Doug and Carrie feel insecure about their lives after they accidentally pick up the exciting pictures of another couple.

Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman.

George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman (Hilary Duff) encourages Angie to lie to her clients.

When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father.

When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny.

Dan prepares to return to California while Roseanne tries to assess where their marriage is headed; D.J. meets his soul mate.

Family and friends try to cheer up heartbroken Roseanne after she locks herself in her room.