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Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses.

When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows.

Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee.

Al spends time at a swinging co-worker's apartment after a spat with Peggy.

Marcy is concerned when Al figures prominently in her dreams.

Delays at home threaten to keep Al and Peggy from attending the closing of their favorite restaurant.

Peggy becomes the target of a tourist-hating ax killer (Vic Polizos) while on vacation in Florida.

Peggy becomes the target of a tourist-hating ax killer (Vic Polizos) while on vacation in Florida.

Al's accused of pilfering $1 million after he and Steve play poker in a bank vault.

Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday and has plans to watch the wrestling match; Doug must scramble to put together a romantic evening.

Arthur's Christmas gift to Doug and Carrie provides a solution to the couple's car troubles that ends up being worse than the problem.

Doug learns that Carrie was once the lover of the groom at a wedding they are attending; Arthur is unhappy when he doesn't get the entree that he ordered at the reception.

A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks that a popular comic strip is based on his life.

When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay.

George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancee.

When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.

George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.

Roseanne is offered a temporary job by Dan's boss; Roseanne invites him for dinner; Dan's lonely boss, Burt, comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.

Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officer training camp; Darlene and Becky attend a party for older teenagers.

Fran decides to date a blind man after she is convinced by C.C. that men admire her only for her looks.

Fran (Fran Drescher) chaperones Maggie on a date with an older man (Brian Bloom) and falls for the man's 25-year-old friend (Sean Kanan).

Fran helps Brighton when his failing science grades force Maxwell to threaten him with military school.

Fran lands a weekly segment on a popular talk show, causing problems in her relationship with Maxwell.

When Christina tells her family that she's decided to have a baby by herself, Bob and Abishola start to reconsider whether to have a baby of their own as well.

Abishola and Kemi take Christina to see a Yoruba priest, where she learns that her toxic relationship with her mother may be stifling her growth; Bob deals with the fallout of promoting Kofo over Goodwin when Goodwin has a panic attack at work.

The staff at the Fifty-Fifty Club goes on strike, so Malcolm hires a new crew and pays the price.

A gorgeous bandleader (Cindy Herron) tries to break up Malcolm and Ashley (Alexia Robinson).

When Regina accepts a job in California, Steve must decide whether or not to move with his loved one.

Steve looks forward to Romeo, Bullethead and Lydia graduating; Regina and Steve compete to secure a celebrity speaker for the commencement ceremony.

Mark (Mark Curry) impersonates the school's principal, Ms. Moore, to thwart a lawsuit. Sherman Helmsley guest stars.

Mark (Mark Curry) makes an appearance as TV host Lester the Lizard.

Fran's anniversary as a nanny for the Sheffields is coming up, but Maxwell seems to have forgotten all about it; Gracie visits a nursing home.

Fran is arrested on kidnapping charges when she brings home a baby who she believes has been abandoned.

Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness.

Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work.

After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy.

Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.

Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends.

An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children.

Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles.

A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.

Neighbors put Al under pressure to end canine Buck's amorous escapades.

Miffed Marcy goes out on the town to an exotic dance club with Peggy.

Marcy's wedding ring slips off as she stuffs money into the pants of a male exotic dancer (Bill Hussey).

The Bundy gang is without phone service after Al refuses to pay the bill.

Al faces a series of misfortunes after he fails his driving test.

Peggy's high-school rival challenges the Bundy family to a bowling contest.

Carrie is embarrassed by Doug when he shows up unexpectedly and famished at her boss's elegant "drinks-only" cocktail party.

Doug encourages Carrie to date the police officer who stopped her, hoping to get out of her fourth traffic ticket of the year and avoid a hefty increase in their car insurance.

Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled.

Doug inherits his shift supervisor's job after an untimely death but soon misses his old responsibilities.

After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.

Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.

Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

George and Angie decide to have "the talk" with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood.

When Benny's love (Jerry Springer) returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.

George and Angie make a bet to determine who can live more frugally.

George teaches Max to play the guitar but regrets it when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.

Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

Fran (Fran Drescher) plays matchmaker to expedite the departure of her recently evicted Aunt Frieda (Lainie Kazan). Guest star: Donald O'Connor.

Fran's attempt to reunite Maxwell with his estranged father and stepmother goes awry when the Fines get a bad tip.

Jay Leno (guest starring as himself) unwittingly saves Fran (Fran Drescher) from going to jail after she and Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) appeal her tax audit. Guest star: Rich Little.

Nigel Sheffield (Harry Van Gorkum), rather than Maxwell, pops the question to Fran (Fran Drescher), who agrees to join him in London. Guest star: Shirley Jones.

When Abishola's ex-husband, Tayo, visits Detroit for work, everyone falls under his spell except Bob and Abishola, who know there must be more to his visit than he claims.

Abishola gets the surprise of a lifetime when she finds out Bob has flown in Dele and her mother, Ebun, from Nigeria; the joy is cut short when Ebun's constant criticism makes Bob question his success as a businessman.

A married building contractor with three children consults with Malcolm and Eddie about building a club.

Ashley catches Malcolm kissing Olivia (Cindy Herron); Eddie takes Malcolm on a high-flying adventure.

Musician Steve Hightower becomes an inner-city music teacher.

When Bullethead (William Lee Scott) gets arrested, Steve (Steve Harvey) finds out that being a teacher doesn't end at 5 p.m.

Vanessa's (Holly Robinson) tenure as a geisha waitress becomes more interesting when Mark (Mark Curry) stands in as a sushi chef.

Mark (Mark Curry) reunites Earvin and his dad (Omar Gooding, Alan Blumenfeld) at his Halloween party. With Holly Robinson.

Fran lands the lead in an off-Broadway production of "Romeo and Juliet" and Maxwell is forced to care for the children.

Fran (Fran Drescher) poses as Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business partner to convince a millionaire (Wallace Shawn) to invest in his play.

A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her.

Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame.

Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan. Sarah Chalke joins the cast as Becky.

A fight, a revealed secret and a fleeing grandmother mark Thanksgiving.

George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.

Steve moves in with the Bundy family when Marcy kicks him out.

Al gets upset when he discovers that Kelly's beau (John Dennis Johnston) is the son of Peggy's old high-school boyfriend (Kris Kamm).

Al is upset when Bud brings home a destitute woman, until he discovers she's a blond beauty.

Al (Ed O'Neill) is forced to step in when a hapless Santa accidentally parachutes into the Bundys' backyard.

Steve and Al (David Garrison, Ed O'Neill) sell Marcy's (Amanda Bearse) treasured Barbie doll to buy a rare baseball card.

Al wrecks the house while attempting to catch an elusive mouse.

Ray (Ray Romano) invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie (Doris Roberts) teaches Carrie how to clean a house.

Doug is disappointed when Carrie isn't jealous of his beautiful trainee; Arthur feels he's been scammed when he orders a gravestone.

Doug convinces cousin Danny (Gary Valentine) to take Arthur for the weekend; Doug is hit by a baseball and meets a new friend (Bill Cosby) at Dr. Becker's (Ted Danson) office.

Carrie befriends her annoying neighbors so that their week at a Hamptons time-share does not go unused; Arthur develops a nasty rash.

Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.

Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.

Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.

When she cannot smoke, Benny's nicotine withdrawal symptoms drive George to self-destructive behavior.

The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.

Vic wants George to play in a father-son golf tournament against a longtime rival and his son, Oscar de la Hoya.

When Max breaks George's computer, he decides to teach Max the value of a buck by making him pay for it by working at the factory with him. But the plan backfires when Max decides college isn't for him.

Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.

Dan's and Roseanne's parents come to Lanford for a big Thanksgiving Day celebration.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) wants to see Fran's (Fran Drescher) concealed tattoo, while her mother (Renee Taylor) suggests that Dr. Roberts (John Astin) remove it.

Fran (Fran Drescher) enters a beauty contest to win a car, but the celebrity judge (Miss America Tara Holland) is not impressed with her. Roslyn Kind also guest stars.

Fran misses the Sheffield estate when she takes Val on a Caribbean vacation in the middle of hurricane season.

Fran (Fran Drescher) encourages the widow (Pamela Lee) of her former fiancé to begin dating again. With Charles Shaughnessy.

When Dottie moves her husband Max's urn into Bob and Abishola's living room, everyone is forced to confront their views on death and the afterlife; Goodwin pits Douglas and Kofo against each other in a battle for Dottie's vacant MaxDot office.

When Abishola finds out Tayo has given Dele a credit card, she worries he's being spoiled and becomes stricter with him; worried Abishola is being too harsh, Bob goes behind her back to do something special for Dele.

After listening to a real estate agent's sales pitch about condominiums, Malcolm and Eddie set sail on a ship of fools.

Nicolette accidentally spills scalding coffee on Eddie's down-and-out cousin Dexter (Tommy Davidson).

Steve (Steve Harvey) accepts a bet from Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) to organize a band before the school banquet.

Sara and Romeo (Nefta Perry, Merlin Santana) are caught in a closet together; Cedric (Cedric "The Entertainer") campaigns to win "Teacher of the Month." With Steve Harvey.

Unhappy about her state of affairs, Nicole (Raven-Symone) demands a "divorce" from her mother (Saundra Quarterman).

A Korean-American basketball player wants to join Mark's team.

Fran dresses in drag to crash a men's club in order to stop Mr. Sheffield from using her boyfriend's stock tip.

Fran and C.C. (Fran Drescher, Lauren Lane) become trapped in the wine cellar during Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) 50th birthday bash.

Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joyriding.

The Conners annoy the neighborhood association by putting up tacky Christmas decorations.

Roseanne joins a women's group to promote business and leaves D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate.

Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago.

George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.

Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.

Assuming they aren't liable, Al and Peggy overextend on Buck the dog's new credit card.

For her Valentine's Day gift, Peggy wants Al to say "I love you.".

A grounded Kelly wants Bud to help her escape to a rock concert.

Steve becomes suddenly impotent after Marcy dents his car while he is away.

Al and Peggy appear on a game show pretending to be Steve and Marcy Rhoades.

When Al finally wins at the racetrack, he tries to keep the money from Peggy.

A visit with Deacon's three-year-old son prompts Doug and Carrie think about having a baby; Arthur recalls the night Carrie was born.

Arthur moves into his own apartment after Doug tells him how he feels about his eccentric behavior; Carrie is concerned that her father can't take care of himself.

Doug buys a motorcycle against Carrie's wishes, prompting her to take up cigarette smoking to spite him.

Doug encourages Carrie to make new friends, but then he feels left out when she starts spending a lot of time with their new neighbor.

Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist; Alan is propositioned by one of Charlie's elderly neighbors.

Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy; it does not impress his mother.

Alan begins dating a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays; after it becomes obvious that Sandy in mentally unstable, Charlie refuses to let Alan break up with her.

Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away to a friend's house sends Charlie to a therapist.

A manager for an airplane-parts factory deals with his insensitive mother in all aspects of his life.

George pretends to be Carmen online to find out what's really going to happen at a party she's going to with her first boyfriend.

Hoping it will bring a better selection of treats, Nettie and Matt force Justin to wear a bunny costume for Halloween.

Thanksgiving becomes a real family affair when Jeff invites his family and friends over to watch football.

Jeff and Karen argue over how to discipline Matt after he misbehaves on "Take Your Kids to Work Day.".

Karen (Ann Cusack) tries to end a long-standing family feud between Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) and his archenemy, Lyle Rafferty (guest star Tim McGraw).

The man of Fran's (Fran Drescher) dreams, a handsome, young doctor, turns out to be her first cousin (Jon Stewart).

Fran (Fran Drescher) becomes a burden to her dating friends when her therapist (Spalding Gray) convinces her to stop dating.

Dr. Miller (Spalding Gray) is no longer Fran's (Fran Drescher) savior when she discovers a disgusting personal habit of his.

A bank robber (Peter Scolari) regrets taking Fran and her mother (Fran Drescher, Renee Taylor) hostage.

Christina kicks Abishola and Dottie out for making light of her pre-pregnancy preparations; Christina bonds with Douglas; Abishola spends a fun day with Dottie.

When Bob accidentally reveals Morenike is gay, Abishola and Kemi are forced to defend her against their church, and even their own families; Douglas comes clean to Olivia about not being poor.

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A prodigy and his robot help investigate the murder of a professor who threatened to disgrace a colleague's scientist son.

A man murders his wife and has a friend cover up the act with a burglary, only to have the friend blackmail him into doing the same favor in return.

Lt. Columbo keeps a close watch on a physical-fitness fanatic suspected of murdering his business partner.

A prominent photographer hatches a scheme to cover up his wife's murder with a phony kidnapping plot.

After killing his mother-in-law, an electronics magnate's alibi is a video security system.

Donny sues Daphne and Mel makes Niles pretend that they're still married as part of an elaborate revenge.

Frasier uses Martin as bait to ask out the manager of a senior-citizens home.

Frasier's new boss (Alan Tudyk) buys a condo in Frasier's building and then copies his interior design.

Frasier's new butler (Victor Garber) is the cat's meow and offers to help Frasier plan a party to impress snobs.

Frasier begins to suspect his attractive new attorney (Teri Polo) is unfairly running up his bill. Also guest starring Saul Rubinek.

Frasier tries to keep Roz from discovering he is chummy with her ex-boyfriend (Gary Cole).

Columbo journeys to London to observe Scotland Yard, but winds up investigating murders committed by two Shakespearean actors.

A wine connoisseur kills his playboy brother to prevent his selling the family winery to expiate his latest scandal.

Jeff and Big Jim are arrested after taking the children into the woods to chop down a Christmas tree.

To prove his romantic intentions, Jeff must make amends to Karen after performing a noble act for a sexy waitress.

Karen (Ann Cusack) questions the elaborate funeral arrangements planned for the old family dog. With Jeff Foxworthy, G.W. Bailey.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) and his co-workers meet their new boss (Kevin Crowley), who immediately causes a potentially hazardous spill.

A national magazine's computers pick the Munsters as the Average American Family.

After clashing with the rest of the family, Grandpa feels unappreciated; he leaves home and performs a magic act at a local nightclub.

Murdoch's investigation of a constable's murder is hampered by interference from Brackenreid's zealous overreach.

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Two students receive some angelic motivation; as teachers, Jonathan and Mark motivate an overweight outcast and unscholarly athlete.

A dog tries to lead Jonathan and Mark to his owners, a father and son trapped in a wrecked car.

Dylan Dreyer embarks on an adventure to India, home to majestic elephants, families of lions and a village devoted to welcoming wild cranes.

TNT and Thunder visit Speedy to learn about his youth basketball league and train some special athletes; the team dances their way into the hearts of a group of young girls in Harlem and an amazing Nashville community; Speedy explains a trick shot.

Pastor/Teacher: Troy L. Garner.

Peter and Dr. Rae see firsthand how forward-thinkers are using innovation for wildlife restoration; in Washington, Peter helps install artificial beaver dams designed to kick-start a ravaged ecosystem through a natural partnership with wild beavers.

Peter and Dr. Rae travel from Central America to the Canadian border to catch and release wildlife in hopes of saving their species from decline, including baby crocodiles in Florida, wild sloths in Panama and giant lake sturgeons in Michigan.

Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) take a ski trip to get her mind off becoming pregnant. Guest stars: Nora Dunn and Chris Elliott.

Fran becomes convinced that Maxwell doesn't care about Hanukkah as much as Christmas; Maxwell and Grace get stranded.

Aunt Frieda (guest star Lainie Kazan) buys Fran's (Fran Drescher) parents' building and kicks them out, forcing them to move into the mansion. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Maxwell's conniving college buddy (guest star Maxwell Caulfield) swindles Fran (Fran Drescher) out of a fortune; Niles (Daniel Davis) inherits a royal title.

Carrie and Doug try to find a date for Deacon so they can all golf together as a foursome at the country club.

Doug's uncle (guest star Gavin MacLeod) offers financial backing when Doug expresses a desire to open a sandwich shop.

Doug starts acting like a child when Carrie goes on a business trip and his parents come for a visit.

Doug tries to get Carrie drunk so he can cheat on his diet, but things get out of hand. Lou Ferrigno guest stars.

When their accountant makes them feel guilty about their lack of charitable donations, Doug and Carrie decide to make a large donation to a school library.

Doug hates Carrie's new hairstyle but can't bring himself to tell her the truth; Spence dreads an upcoming reunion with a former teacher.

Carrie and Doug send Arthur to a psychiatrist (William Hurt), to whom he reveals his relationship with his father (Ben Stiller).

Doug tries to keep $5,000 in gambling winnings a secret from Carrie, who didn't want him betting to begin with; Carrie is offered a new job. Eddie Money guest stars.

Frasier battles for airtime with his old protégé, Dr. Mary (Kim Coles), when they host a Christmas parade.

Frasier experiences a midlife crisis when broadcasters announce he will receive a lifetime-achievement award.

Three generations of Cranes clash in the great outdoors when Frasier's 13-year-old son (Trevor Einhorn) visits.

Frasier and Niles try to boost their masculinity by taking an automobile repair class.

Niles and Frasier attempt to restore luster to the tarnished career of a favorite Shakespearean actor.

Frasier exists in two Valentine's Day universes, one with a beautiful waitress (Charlotte Ross) and the other alone.

Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.

After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.

Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.

Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.

Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.

Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

Trey wants to impress a potential client by re-enacting a Civil War battle; Jeff's bank believes he is dead.

When Jeff becomes the new Monster Truck Mud Bogging champion, the former titleholder steals the trophy.

A motivational speaker leads Jeff to question his life while inspiring Bill to unleash his "inner big dog.".

A fishing trip with Karen and two friends goes downhill when Jeff finds he can't stand some of the company.

Lily secretly goes to work to help out the family's finances.

Grandpa turns himself into a wolf while camping.

Bob's not sure his family is cut out for the small screen when he decides to shoot a TV commercial for MaxDot and the director, Marion, wants the ad to focus on the Wheelers.

Dottie and Goodwin question Bob's ability to lead under pressure; Abishola is unsure if Bob's newfound success is worth it if it means he's never home.

Disgusted by the new inspector's tactics, Murdoch resigns and is privately enlisted to find a missing heiress.

Malcolm and Eddie launch an ambitious campaign to compete with a hot new club.

After deciding they need a company car, Malcolm buys a lemon, which Eddie replaces with a sport utility vehicle.

Romeo (Merlin Santana) uses Sophia's (Tracy Vilar) painting to win first place in an art contest; Cedric (Cedric "The Entertainer") goes on a shopping spree.

Romeo (Merlin Santana) insults Sophia (Tracy Vilar) and then scrambles to make amends before he can make romance at the dance. With Steve Harvey.

Mark (Mark Curry) offers more than his two cents' worth on Vanessa's (Holly Robinson) plan to marry a reputed African prince (Edafe).

Mark doesn't like the way he will be depicted in a TV commercial.

Child star Jack Walker decides to give up show business when Fran tells him he should be doing the things normal children do.

Sylvia (Renee Taylor) is offended when Fran (Fran Drescher) refuses to wear a mink coat she inherited from her Aunt Mimma. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship.

Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.

Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.

Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon.

George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.

George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.

When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.

Al's quiet evening is disrupted when Peggy's strange relatives come for a visit.

Al returns a library book 30 years overdue and discovers he owes a fine of over $2,000.

Peggy believes Elvis appeared to her in the form of a sweat stain on Al's shirt.

Kelly becomes a cheerleader to win the attention of a football star (Beau Dremann).

Al and Steve's fishing trip turns disastrous because Peggy, Marcy and Kelly are all under the weather.

Frustrated with the upstairs toilet, Al decides to build his own private bathroom.

After Doug convinces Carrie he doesn't goof around at work, horseplay gets him into a painful and embarrassing predicament.

Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be the godparents of their new baby; Arthur is put in charge of the pretzel shop.

Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone to dinner; Doug gets stuck in an opening leading up to the attic.

Doug feels so guilty about putting down Arthur that he gives him one of his Mets tickets; Doug gets arrested trying to catch a foul ball.

Charlie has to deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that doesn't revolve around sex when he starts dating Mia.

Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.

Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.

Angie plans a surprise birthday party for George; an accident-prone employee (Sandra Bullock) returns to work at the factory.

George and Benny try to fill jailed Jim's spot in a carpool; George tests Max's street smarts with devious tricks.

After discovering the father he thought dead might be alive, George resolves to find him regardless of the outcome.

George learns a lesson in company loyalty when his bosses ask him to pitch in on the assembly line, and he's offered a job by a competitor with ulterior motives.