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Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in.

Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan, but she is not prepared for his gift.

When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down; Max prays for a miracle.

Benny's boyfriend Randy starts getting too serious about love.

When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.

Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.

Al assumes a position of power in his neighborhood when Kelly dates a politician (Lane Davies).

Buck is forced to take to the streets when the Bundys neglect to feed him.

Peg redecorates the bedroom for an interior design class assignment, but Al takes offense.

Al's football trophy is stolen while he is guarding his alma mater.

Al becomes obsessed with an old song that he hears on the radio.

The Bundys decide whether to give their last $100 to Bud or Kelly.

Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be the godparents of their new baby; Arthur is put in charge of the pretzel shop.

Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone to dinner; Doug gets stuck in an opening leading up to the attic.

Doug feels so guilty about putting down Arthur that he gives him one of his Mets tickets; Doug gets arrested trying to catch a foul ball.

Doug gets upset with Carrie after his big-screen TV set is stolen because she accidentally left the garage door open.

Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.

The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.

Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.

George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.

When Roseanne confronts Dan about his blue mood, he admits he feels remorse over his relationship with his mother.

A wealthy prince (Jim Varney) sweeps Jackie off her feet and whisks the entire Conner family to New York on his private jet.

Maxwell's father (Robert Vaughn) leaves his entire fortune to his secret love child, Concepción (Maria Conchita Alonso). With Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tells Fran (Fran Drescher) that she must sign a prenuptial agreement or the wedding will be canceled. Whoopi Goldberg and Ray Charles guest star.

Maxwell learns his brother once proposed to Fran; Fran finds out about Maxwell's fling with Marla Maples.

As their nuptials approach, both Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) suffer from pre-wedding calamities and jitters. Guest star: Bess Armstrong.

When Bob accidentally reveals Morenike is gay, Abishola and Kemi are forced to defend her against their church, and even their own families; Douglas comes clean to Olivia about not being poor.

Bob hires Abishola to take care of Dottie in his home while she recovers; Dottie has a hard time dealing with her limitations and takes it out on Abishola.

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Jonathan gives a famous journalist, jailed in South America, the opportunity to enter his wife's dream.

Jonathan and Mark (Michael Landon, Victor French) help a former dancer (Mokihana) overcome her bitterness at being disabled.

Holly passes Malcolm off as her boyfriend when her parents come for a visit.

Eddie takes karate lessons from a kung fu master to prepare for a duel.

Lovita convinces Steve to give Regina a key to his apartment instead of jewelry, but Regina is unimpressed with the gesture.

Steve explains his reasons for excluding Regina from a dinner party with his parents in an e-mail that inadvertently gets sent to her.

While eavesdropping, Mark (Mark Curry) misunderstands Vanessa (Holly Robinson) and Geneva (Saundra Quarterman) and thinks he only has two days to live.

While defending himself in court, Mark (Mark Curry) realizes the plaintiff's lawyer (Lela Rochon) is a woman he once dumped.

Maxwell's ex-girlfriend, a 1960s supermodel, decides that Maggie has what it takes and arranges a photo session.

When a plumber brings his granddaughter along to fix the Sheffield's broken shower, Brighton gets his first kiss.

Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly; Bev finds romance in the retirement home.

Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture.

Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their partner skips town.

Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job to take care of his family.

A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money.

Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself).

When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.

After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff.

Bud and Kelly try earning their own money when Al refuses assistance.

After losing a bet, Al advises a boxer to abandon his career.

When the heat becomes unbearable, the Bundys move into an air-conditioned supermarket.

Al battles Marcy when he is chosen as a supermarket's one millionth customer.

While traveling, the Bundys become owners of a New Mexico gold mine.

The Bundys and the D'Arcys feud over their jointly owned gold mine.

Doug and Carrie feel inadequate when they discover that their best friends have a very active love life.

Doug invites Spence to move in as part of a plan to keep Carrie's annoying friends from spending a weekend.

Doug gets an ego boost when an attractive waitress wants to know if he's single.

Doug's bowling-team sponsor demands victory, meaning Doug may have to fire his team's weak link: his wife, Carrie.

Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.

Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.

When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.

George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.