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A shepherd ignores the Cartwrights' warning not to drive his flock across the Ponderosa; guest Everett Sloane.

A dapper man arrives on the stage and announces that he has come to kill Lucas.

Mark falls head-over-heels into his first puppy love.

Duke and Charlie come across a sheriff and his female prisoner, Lily Legend, a childhood sweetheart of Duke's who the sheriff is escorting to be hanged for murder.

The paramedics' medical efforts are hampered when they are forced to share a single radio frequency with three other rescue units.

The junkman makes a much-needed surgical clamp for the 4077th; Klinger throws out Hot Lips' wedding ring.

Klinger and Father Mulcahy risk their lives to recover stolen medical supplies from a nearby bombed-out school.

Radar borrows Charles' record player and takes over as the M*A*S*H disc jockey.

When Margaret thinks she might be pregnant, the only rabbit available for the test is Radar's pet Fluffy.

Opie must learn to fight when new boy Steve moves into town, bullies him, and causes trouble for him and his friends.

Barney issues the governor a parking ticket when his chauffeur parks in a no-parking zone. The governor, impressed, visits Mayberry to commend him for doing his job without favoritism.

Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus.

Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon.

The POWs stage a party for Klink as a diversion so they can make a weather forecast using party balloons.

Col. Klink is ordered to shape up physically or ship out to the Russian front.

Carol and Sis; guest William Conrad.

A Cockney merchant seaman (Raymond Burr in a dual role) becomes involved in a plot to discredit Perry; guest Arlene Martel.

Fleeing from a World War I aerial battle, a pilot gets lost in both space and time.

The relatives (Ed Nelson, Sarah Marshall) of a murdered newlywed decide to bring the killer to justice. With Peter Graves.

Mannix is hired to find a publisher's wife.

Mercenaries devise an unusual plan to aid in the overthrow of a small African country.

The small-time gambler Barnaby seeks is related to a promising pro basketball player with a questionable past.

A phony police officer is discovered when he wins a businessmen's club's "All-American Policeman" award.

The trail of a runaway leads to a thriving pornographic movie business.

A meter-reader, an artist, an irate father and a drunk occupy officers.

A spilled bottle of perfume in their car signals a bad day for the officers.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver has trouble thinking of something interesting to say about his father for a school composition.

As chairman of a dance's blind-date committee, Wally has to find a date for a girl.

A fashion magnate is poisoned on the eve of her spring showing; guests Leslie Parrish, David White, Marie Windsor.

Against her father's advice, Leanne reluctantly agrees to defend her former husband, who is accused of murdering a fellow lawyer.

Gillespie and Virgil try to outwit FBI agents who are searching for the man who kidnapped the daughter of District Attorney Darnelle.

Cindy learns she was adopted and sets out to find her natural mother; Drew's sudden lack of interest in Elizabeth irritates her.

A timid bank clerk musters enough courage to live when he believes he is going to die.

A Ponderosa ranch hand faces charges of killing the wife of the U.S. marshal (Claude Akins) who came to arrest him.

A young man arrives in North Fork to claim the body of his dead brother.

A gunman threatens to kill Micah and Lucas tries to help.

Suspicions of insanity and witchcraft abound when members of the wagon train discover several broken dolls among Sara Proctor's belongings, prompting Hale and Charlie to investigate.

Gage and DeSoto buy a battered 1932 fire engine; the hospital staff deals with a gunshot victim and a bigamist; guest Yvonne Craig.

After a delay of five weeks, five sacks of mail finally arrive at the 4077th.

A "chest cutter" and a nurse from the 8063rd are sent to the 4077th in return for Hawkeye and Nurse Bigelow.

Col. Potter learns that negative reports regarding him and the 4077th have reached Seoul.

The amphetamine pill Charles takes to give him some energy has strange results.

Malcolm Tucker, a wealthy businessman, has trouble getting his car to start and finds himself stranded in Mayberry on a Sunday.

Barney orders Gomer and Otis to keep watch on Andy when an ex-con Andy sent to prison many years before returns to Mayberry.

Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital.

On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game.

A Russian spy helps Hogan keep French art out of Goering's hands.

Kinchloe squares off against "Battling Bruno," the Nazis' would-be boxing champ.

Skits: "Barbary and Ben"; "Rancid Harvest.".

A model is threatened and the person who attempted to wreck her career is slain; guest Mary Ann Mobley.

A soldier unexpectedly acquires the power to recognize death in the faces of men about to die in battle.

An anthrax epidemic devastates Los Angeles, and authorities race to find the carrier. With Michael Parks.

A hit man loses his handiwork.

A man accused of setting the fire that killed his estranged wife comes to Cannon for help in proving his innocence.

A professor's auto-accident death reveals two women competing for a con man's (Robert Foxworth) affections.

A woman and her son-in-law agree to keep the Gypsy community under control if Friday will give them some illegal help.

After a child is injured, Friday and Gannon discover the parents to be child abusers.

Officer Reed walks into a bank during a robbery and is taken hostage.

While on patrol, a call comes in from a woman who is sure she hears the roar of a lion in her neighborhood. They then pursue a suspect in a holdup, and Malloy is the focus of an article written by his partner.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

The bathtub overflows while Ward and June are away for the night.

Bad school-bus behavior gets Beaver suspended.

Perry turns down an electronics manufacturer suing the Navy and instead defends a sailor accused of killing his captain.

Ben fights to protect his reputation from a deliberate campaign to ruin his credibility as a witness in a robbery trial.

Officer Jamison encounters a violent robbery suspect while attempting to rescue an infant from a negligent, alcoholic mother.

Jim-Bob and Jody return from the service and decide to avoid responsibility for a while; the Baldwins find their grandfather's still.

A farmer leaves his family for a young widow who lives on an abandoned homestead.

A disabled New Orleans police inspector (Lloyd Nolan) comes to arrest Ben on a 20-year-old murder charge.

Lucas is accused of murder by a man who claims to be an eyewitness.

Mark deliberately disobeys his father and a convicted prisoner escapes.

Duke Shannon stops over in the town of High Times, and almost right away gets into a fight with, and accidentally kills, one of the gunmen who are essentially holding the town hostage.

Gage is chosen to take in a litter of kittens; a girl's father dies in an airplane crash that also injures his wife (Brooke Bundy).

Klinger breaks in another psycho; the last box of morphine from supply seems to be contaminated.

Hawkeye undergoes a drastic change when he becomes temporary commander of the 4077th.

Hawkeye becomes so disgusted with the peace talks that he takes matters into his own hands.

From Fiserv Forum in Milwaukee.

Skits: "Barbary and Ben"; "Rancid Harvest.".

A retired general heading a local commission is charged with the murder of the community crime boss; guest Brian Donlevy.

Three astronauts land on a strange planet and meet its caretaker.

A deranged woman kidnaps a 7-month-old boy who she believes is her son while renting a room at a woman's farmhouse.

A crook forces Mannix to find a double-crossing cohort.

A wealthy manufacturer and gun collector whose younger brother has suddenly vanished, hires Cannon to investigate.

A woman (Jessica Walter) becomes involved in her husband's embezzlement scheme.

A week in New York transforms Betty Jo into a svelte sophisticate.

After being sacked from his job, Homer Bedloe arrives in Hooterville in disgrace but in reality it's all another scam to get rid of the Cannonball.

Jed takes over Drysdale's job for one afternoon and wins him the "Banker of the Year" title.

The Clampetts show a boy how to have fun.

Popeye, Bluto, Olive Oyl and all his seafaring friends star in these original theatrical cartoons from the genius of Max Fleischer; included are Betty Boop and Bimbo shorts.

Tom, Jerry, Droopy Dog and many other classic MGM theatrical cartoon stars; the work of Tex Avery, Hanna Barbera and other top Hollywood animators are featured.

A collection of timeless cartoon shorts, that span from 1934 to 1972, featuring the mischievous Woody Woodpecker and his colorful cast of friends including Chilly Willy, The Beary Family, Inspector Willoughby, Andy Panda, and more.

The greatest animated characters and cartoons produced at Warner Bros. legendary Termite Terrace; Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Road Runner and all their friends are featured here weekly.

A dying man asks West to preserve a legacy for his young ward.

The wagon train deals with a rash of typhoid fever.

Strangers invade the Barkley home to execute a former Union general for war crimes.

An Indian woman seeks refuge with Festus from the man who bought her.

Adam is taken hostage by a band of U.S. Army prisoners who have escaped and sought refuge on the Ponderosa.

Lucas' friends label him a tinhorn because of his gambling.

A blind banjo-playing wanderer strikes up an acquaintance with Mark.

A marshall plans to gain fame by transporting a criminal to trial, but the outlaw's brother and his gang have other ideas.

Paladin must prove to a small town that prejudice is wrong. Starring Richard Boone and Morris Ankrum.

Josh becomes the target of a gunman when he tries to patch up a family feud.

A professor plays Pygmalion to three bumbling garbage men, the Stooges; he tries to turn them into gentlemen.

Svengoolie spoofs a different horror or science fiction movie each week.

The Penguin kidnaps Alfred with hopes of raiding Bruce Wayne's dinner for millionaires.

Batman schemes to thwart the Penguin's plans to attend the millionaires dinner.

A third party forces Kirk into combat with the reptilian captain of a spacecraft the Enterprise was pursuing.

Lois disguises herself as a maid to get an interview with a gangster.

The Daily Planet's newsprint warehouse has a fire and the payroll disappears.

A ring stolen by Dr. Smith turns everything he touches into platinum; guest Werner Klemperer.

The Seaview battles an enemy sub for control of an activated superbomb.

War looms between the surface-dwelling giants and others who live underground; guest Malachi Throne.

Tony falls for Kublai Khan's beautiful daughter (Vitina Marcus), sought by power-hungry Batu (Arthur Batanides).

A lovely alien (Suzanne Pleshette) seeks Vincent's help in controlling synthetic emotions implanted in her by alien scientists.

Sign off.

Officials tag wildlife in Rhodesia (Zimbabwe).

Topical nature series featuring animal behavior and relationships.

Crocodiles thrive along the Lundi River in Zimbabwe.

Jim and Marlin help relocate a jaguar and her cub in Mexico.

Marlin and Jim journey to every corner of the globe to capture and tag wild animals to be studied and for conservation purposes; some are taken to restock old ranges, others moved to new ranges where they will have a better chance to survive.

Jan thinks she is being given the cold-shoulder at school because of her blonde hair. She buys a brunette wig to gain attention at a party.

Peter is razzed by his football team for being a member of the choir.

Richie poses as the owner of a chain of hardware stores in order to meet the Wisconsin Cola poster girl.

The gang tries to raise money to save Frank's annual Pizza Bowl dinner for less-fortunate men.

Spirits visit an old bitter miser on Christmas Eve.

Spanky and Porky's mother buys them a gift instead of a new coat. Animated.

Beaver wins a bike at the movie theater on the day he was told to stay home.

June sends Beaver's teacher a nude baby picture of Beaver for a school contest.

The Clampetts try to participate in some of the more civilized pleasures of Beverly Hills.

The Clampetts are somewhat befuddled by their Christmas gifts, all from Mr. Drysdale.

On Christmas Eve 1933, a rural Virginia clan, the Waltons, are preparing to celebrate the holiday. But patriarch John Walton (Andrew Duggan), who has gone off to the big city in search of work, still hasn't returned home, and a heavy snowstorm only adds more cause for worry. Teenage son John-Boy (Richard Thomas) tries to distract his siblings by explaining the real meaning of Christmas to them, be

A priest travels with six orphans; a couple pretends to be compatible; a wrongly convicted man meets the person he holds responsible.

Rafe Hollister, a farmer with a golden voice, is chosen to represent Mayberry at a musical, but Mayor Stoner believes he looks too seedy. It is then up to Andy to make Rafe presentable enough.

Lisa Whelchel travels the country to discover the nostalgic world of personal collections and amazing treasures, and meets the people who own them.

Newscaster Clete Roberts returns to the 4077th to update Korean War conditions.

Newscaster Clete Roberts returns to the 4077th to update Korean War conditions.

When a crowded subway is invaded by an obnoxious drunk, Mike violates one of his strongest principles.

The Bunker home is ravaged by fire -- then by Archie -- in an effort to collect more insurance money.

A game of Scrabble causes a huge fight between Gloria and Mike, forcing Mike to spend the night with Archie.

The newspaper accuses Archie's "Kings of Queens" club of being bigoted, which causes them to fear protests and the loss of their tax exempt status.

Ray and Debra scheme to get Frank and Marie out of their hair by having them make new friends, but the plan blows up in their faces.

Ray is worried when Debra asks him to take the kids out more so she can have time to herself.

When his show announces a talent contest, Rob finds himself besieged by the parents of neighborhood prodigies.

Ritchie's expanding vocabulary starts to branch out in unexpected directions.

Spurred by his wife, Ralph attempts to regain his lost youth and tries to show off at a roller-skating rink.

A mysterious power failure causes paranoid suburban residents to suspect one another of being disguised creatures from outer space.

After a mild-mannered man commits a strangulation, he becomes a juror in the trial of the man accused of the crime.

The IMF must retrieve material on America's nuclear arsenal, which a defense expert (Kevin McCarthy) sold to a foreign power.

Kimble tries to help Mrs. Gerard (Barbara Rush) who is temporarily blinded; guest Herschel Bernardi.

To save a girl who desperately needs a kidney transplant, Harry searches again for a missing man who eluded him during his police days.

Friday and Gannon break up an extortion plot and reveal a new scientific crime device.

Friday and Gannon race against time to stop a man from killing himself.

Malloy draws a police rookie as a partner when Reed draws desk duty.

The officers tangle with a bow-and-arrow-wielding Indian and with an armed and wounded robber.

Bill tries to survive the year's breakdancing celebration in one piece.

Beaver bets his fielder's mitt that he can walk 20 miles in one day.

Beaver and Larry are accused of taking a boat.

An orphan goes to a California town to search for relatives and winds up accused of murder; guest Denver Pyle.

Nightmares give Ben clues to the murderer of a celebrity doctor who was selling secrets about a client to the press.

Gillespie is leery of the evidence in the murder of an abusive landlord (Hunter Van Leer). Directed by Larry Hagman.

Rose's old suitor returns, concealing a secret about his health; Jason and Jody hire a singer to bring business to the Dew Drop Inn.

Brothers get more than they bargained for when they go to visit their dying mother.

A wanderer seeking his parents' lynchers, arrives in Virginia City as Ben and Adam are convicted of murder.

The McCains get new neighbors when a couple moves into a nearby ranch.

A Southern belle arrives in North Fork claiming that Micah is her husband.

The four Hooper brothers are orphaned when their parents are killed in a wagon accident.

Gage and DeSoto escort a visiting English firefighter; the Rampart staff treats an injured police officer and a singer with diabetes.

Turned down for a future position at home, Charles is so irate he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit.

The oppressive Korean heat gets to everyone, especially Klinger.

A strong windstorm affects the members of the 4077th in various ways.

Charles assumes heroic proportions after reviving a dying patient with heart massage.

Opie meets Arnold Winkler, a spoiled kid who teaches him how to manipulate Andy into increasing his allowance by throwing tantrums.

Andy uses common sense and Barney uses modern technology to solve several burglaries at a filling station.

While crabby Robert convalesces at his parents' home after a close encounter with a bull, Debra searches for the cause of his mean-spirited behavior.

Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness.

The Heroes attempt to save Klink from an officer who caught him borrowing money.

Hogan teams with a singer to foil Gestapo plans to arrest all the Allied agents.

The spy; Ham Actor; George & Zelda.

A witness of a columnist's murder refuses to testify; guests Cloris Leachman, Gary Collins.

A businessman inexplicably finds his office has become a set for a movie in which he is a character.

A paralyzed woman (Phyllis Thaxter) must somehow communicate her husband is a killer before she becomes his next victim.

Joe Mannix must find the kidnapped daughter of a Palm Springs mobster.

A young convict falls prey to a prison mastermind who is in charge of a vast gambling empire operating behind bars.

A blackmailing private detective (Patrick O'Neal) kills his victim.

Juveniles who claim they want to be self-sufficient burglarize a grocery store.

Friday and Gannon check out an applicant to the police academy and discover that six months of his life are missing.

A shooting spree, a bar brawl and a dead husband occupy officers.

Reed's overanxious attempt at a tan complicates the day for him and his partner.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver decides to get the small tree that was left in his old yard when his family moved.

Three of Beaver's friends secretly witness their teacher having dinner at Beaver's house.

A device that may someday prevent midair collisions becomes a motive for murder.

Ben agrees to handle the divorce of his friends Clara and Duncan Farmington; a man collecting for charity sues after falling off Ben's porch steps.

Gillespie and Virgil become suspicious of a local doctor who implicates his mistress in the death of his wealthy but invalid wife.

A new minister (Kip Niven) arouses Corabeth's suspicions and gives advice when Toni decides she can't wed Jason because she's Jewish.

Twins run their father's store until one is murdered; Matt suspects a stranger.

Two British socialites find that they still have a lot to learn when they visit their friends, the Cartwrights.

Lucas regrets his attitude toward a reformed outlaw.

The new marshal is friends with a known outlaw.

The Perez family is run out of their town because people believe their daughter Juana is a witch.

Battling neighbors cause trouble for the paramedics; Brackett tries to convince a guilt-stricken mother to keep her deformed baby.

Charles becomes the most unpopular man in camp when he receives a winterized polar suit from his parents.

The experiences of being wounded, flown to the 4077th, operated on and treated are seen through a soldier's eyes.

Hawkeye and B.J. discover Charles living the life of Riley due to the attentions of his menially paid Korean servant.

Heavy casualties nearly exhaust the unit's supply of Pentothal.

Andy's knowledge of American history is put to the test by Opie and a new teacher.

Colonel Harvey, a traveling salesman, arrives at Mayberry and captivates Aunt Bee, who buys Harvey's dubious elixir and invites him for dinner. When Andy and Barney find Aunt Bee clearly drunk, they analyze Harvey's elixir.

Still reeling after his encounter with a bull, Robert loses his nerve on his first day back with the police force and decides to quit his job to begin a new career in telemarketing.

The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage.

Burkhalter wants to send Schultz to the front after finding him sleeping on the job.

Hogan uses Klink to get information on a new German land mine.

Guests Tim Conway, Charo.

A TV producer is charged after an actor is shot during a staged gunfight; guests Erle Stanley Gardner, Dick Clark, Jackie Coogan.

Sam Kittredge accidentally discovers that his prospective son-in-law fought in the Civil War.