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A psychiatrist is bombarded by phone calls from his family; a salute to Warner Bros. with movie spoofs; the Old Man works as a repairman of musical instruments; guest Alan King.

A girl bribes Maynard to be her escort.

Connie is visited by her old flame, Philip Boynton.

Don and Ann scheme to reunite the feuding Baumans.

A little orphan wants Carlos to adopt him.

A woman from Joey's past re-enters his life; D.J. and Stephanie are handcuffed together -- and the key is lost.

The entire family pitches in when Jesse accidentally double-books the band.

While on a trip to Nevada, D.J. and Stephanie hit the jackpot.

Family members try to talk Jesse and Rebecca (Lori Loughlin) out of a hasty Lake Tahoe wedding.

Patty and Lauren investigate a scandal regarding the school mascot.

Marshall appoints himself as Johnny's manager.

Investigating helping pit bulls.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

A widowed father (Bob Saget) of three young girls asks two friends (John Stamos, Dave Coulier) to move in and help raise his family.

Host Fred Rodriguez brings you hunting and fishing from the South Texas area.

Anxiety reigns supreme as Stephanie prepares to enter kindergarten.

Trouble comes in threes when Grandma Claire (Alice Herson) and both Jesse and Joey's mothers (Rhoda Gemignani, Beverly Sanders) pay unexpected visits.

Bobby lies to his friends, telling them that Joe Namath drops by for dinner when he is in town.

Cindy volunteers the family to perform a satire of the fairy tale "Snow White.".

Bobby changes his mind about kissing girls when he gets his first kiss from a classmate. When he kisses her for the second time, she informs him that she may have the mumps.

Peter poses as a high-school senior so he can date an older woman.

Gilligan and the Skipper find a jet pack that enables them to fly like birds.

The castaways hope an injured homing pigeon will lead to their rescue.

The castaways make use of a molding plastic, unaware that when hardened it explodes on impact.

Natives come to the island in search of a woman to sacrifice to their volcano god.

Joanie tries to prove that she is a responsible baby sitter when Howard and Marion are out of town.

Fonzie tries to help Joanie and Chachi play Cupid for an unlikely couple.

The Cunningham household is upset when Joanie makes a decision about her college education.

Fonzie joins Al in a civil rights demonstration in the South.

Lucy and Ethel go to Palm Springs; guest Rock Hudson.

Lucy extends an invitation to a dance by throwing herself at Van Johnson.

Lucy dresses as various Hollywood celebrities to impress a vision-impaired Carolyn Appleby; guest Harpo Marx.

Lucy appoints herself Ricky's agent.

Harry's guardian angel (Mel Torme) shows him how judicial life would be if he left the bench. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette.

Dan (John Larroquette) suffers from insomnia caused by a guilty conscience; Bull (Richard Moll) wins a cereal sweepstakes. Larry Linville guest stars.

Roz (Marsha Warfield) unwillingly joins Christine (Markie Post) at her singles support group and regrets every minute of it. With Harry Anderson.

Mac (Charlie Robinson) gets his college degree and a job offer from another judge; Dan (John Larroquette) hires a butler. Stars Harry Anderson.

Rebecca senses romance when she is invited to attend a classical music concert at Mr. Gaines' (Richard Doyle) house.

Sam tries to put the pieces back together when he realizes Rebecca has misconstrued Mr. Gaines' intentions.

Rebecca's romance with Don (Tom Berenger) blossoms; Woody, Cliff and Norm experience major changes in their lives.

Sam is reacquainted with his old flame Diane Chambers and they both lie about their happiness.

Stephanie's rich parents (Jose Ferrer, Priscilla Morrill) offer her anything money can buy if she will move back home.

Joanna (Mary Frann) tries to show Larry and the two Darryls (William Sanderson, Tony Papenfuss, John Voldstad) a more civilized way to run their cafe.

Dick faces the rigors of being a TV producer after Michael is fired.

Dick's plans to start a restoration project at the inn are postponed when his tools mysteriously disappear.

Agent Maxwell Smart must pose as his look-alike, King Charles.

The chief decides to hide King Charles by posing him as Agent Smart.

Maynard thinks martians have invaded.

Herbert tries to toughen the boys for the Army.

The officers of the 53rd Precinct invest in a Broadway show that depicts police brutality.

Toody goes under cover and becomes the national underworld leader.

Patty's father (Tony Dow) makes a Christmas visit.

Patty's problems with her father endanger her plans.

The family gets stuck in an airport in Colorado and has to spend Christmas there; Stephanie fears Santa won't find her.

Rebecca wishes for a white Christmas in San Francisco; D.J. wishes that Steve could attend college closer to home.

Carol loses her voice from too much choir practice and fears she may not be able to sing in the Christmas service.

Danny invites a clown troupe for Christmas to cheer the children on their first Christmas without Margaret.

Kathy is persuaded to allow a singing sisters act to audition for Danny's show.

Danny reminds his family about the meaning of Christmas.

Lucy and Viv decide that their families should spend Christmas together.

Mr. Mooney is recruited to fill a gap in the Christmas choir.

Homer plans to keep the Cannonball from making its Christmas caroling tour.

Sue Ann invites the newsroom staff to Christmas dinner -- in November.

With his business on the verge of failure, Joe becomes a walking knot of worry.

Willona's Christmas joy is threatened when she learns that her most precious gift may be taken from her.

After lashing out at Lamont, Esther and Bubba, Fred has a dream in which Lamont is the spirit of Christmas past.

Archie is depressed because he did not get his usual Christmas bonus.

Mama's not in the merriest of moods when she's forced to play Santa at the mall.

A live goose, meant to be Christmas dinner, becomes a pet.

ALF is trapped in a box of toys going to a children's hospital.

ALF is trapped in a box of toys going to a children's hospital.

At Christmas, a merchant seaman from the Orient delivers a gift to Fonzie from his long-lost father.

The gang tries to raise money to save Frank's annual Pizza Bowl dinner for less-fortunate men.

Mother/daughter cons work a Christmas cruise; depression overcomes a comic portraying Santa; a couple are reunited after 11 years.

Three Santas (Scatman Crothers, Ray Walston, Avery Schreiber) come on board; a comedian makes a comeback; Ace poses as a girl's fiance.

The court deals with a psychiatric patient who is posing as Santa; a nasty shoplifter (Michael J. Fox) casts a cloud over the holidays.

Mortified by an old Christmas movie she made, Victoria tries to get the rights from her ex-husband (Ernie Hudson); Melanie and a neighbor compete over Christmas decorations; Joy spends Christmas without her mother but finds an unlikely proxy.

Christmas Eve is almost spoiled when Bob is trapped in the office because of a power failure.

Carol spends Christmas Eve pouring out the disasters of her childhood to Bob and Emily.

Trisha's prank sets off security alarms during the Christmas party.

A wealthy customer discloses that the Cheers gang will be remembered in his will.