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Filmed in Australia. Segments include: A ham actress is too drunk to go on stage but performs anyway, wreaking havoc with her understudy and co-star; the world's oldest living symphony orchestra conductor; Carol performs "It's Today.".

Guest stars Ruth Buzzi and Richard Crenna take part in a salute to the "bad girls" of cinema in a series of satiric spoofs of classic movies and their tropes.

Guests: Steve Lawrence, Tim Conway and Steven Warner.

Life is a cabaret when Joel Grey and Vincent Price guest star; the two play guests at a hotel where Carol is the switchboard operator, who listens in on all the calls; and more.

Guest: Roddy McDowell, the Jackson Five.

Guest stars John Byner and Francine Beers; sketches include an escaped convict seeking refuge in a diner; Carol and Vicki as robots made by John and Harvey; "Carol & Sis.".

A married country music singing duo announce their impending divorce; new regular Dick Van Dyke plays Ed's old Army buddy in "The Family"; two bumbling workmen install a plate-glass window in a boutique; guest Jim Nabors.

Guests: Tim Conway; the Pointer Sisters.

Guest star Telly Savalas and Harvey play businessmen whose broken merger plays like a broken relationship; TV commercials; Telly as "Poopi Le Moko.".

Guests: Maggie Smith and Tim Conway.

Guests: Vincent Price and Joan Rivers.

Guests: Tim Conway; the Pointer Sisters.

Guest star Telly Savalas and Harvey play businessmen whose broken merger plays like a broken relationship; TV commercials; Telly as "Poopi Le Moko.".

Guests: Maggie Smith and Tim Conway.

Guests: Vincent Price and Joan Rivers.

Posing as a high-school drug dealer, Booker must deal with the murder of a cohort suspected of being a narcotics officer.

Little Luke's career choice prompts Amos to visit his teacher.

Christian program hosted by Dr. Freda Crews.

Recruit Rodriguez is just one of the sailors who get in trouble with Sharkey and the top brass for sneaking women into the barracks.

Chief Petty Officer Sharkey works at a naval recruitment center in California.

The chaos of barracks life leads Sharkey to dream of moving off-base to his own apartment.

Sharkey attempts to help a fellow sailor with his marital problems.

The recruits are convinced Sharkey is gay after his clandestine meeting with an effeminate toupee salesman.

Paid programming.

Pruitt plans a pizza party to celebrate the end of boot camp, but does not consult Sharkey.

Sharkey must remove a wino who spent the night in the barracks right before a major inspection.

Herschel Bernardi; Truman Capote; Wilt Chamberlain; Chuck Connors; Peter Lawford; Ricardo Montalban; Dinah Shore.

Janos Prohaska; Byron Gilliam.

Don Rickles; J.J. Barry.

Davy Jones; J.J. Barry; cameo appearances by Greer Garson, Robert Wagner and Nipsey Russell.

Tiny Tim; cameo appearances by Guy Lombardo, James Drury, Doug McClure, Jack Benny.

Connie Stevens; Hugh Lambert; cameo appearances by Peter Falk, Lena Horne, Rock Hudson and Bob Newhart.

Appearances by Robert Wagner, James Garner and Tony Curtis.

Flip Wilson; cameo appearance by Gina Lollobrigida.

Sammy Davis Jr.; cameo appearances by Garry Moore and Ann Miller.

Tony Curtis; cameo appearances by Perry Como and Flip Wilson.

Billy Graham; cameo appearances by Tiny Tim, George Gobel and Werner Klemperer.

Peter Sellers; Debbie Reynolds; cameo appearances by Johnny Carson and Flip Wilson.

A Russian hero of the Middle Ages battles a three-headed dragon.

"The Violent Years" (1956) Crime. A newspaperman's daughter runs with a vicious girls' gang; written by Edward D. Wood Jr.

"Time of the Apes" (1987) Science fiction. Two children and a frozen woman wake up 2,000 years later, when apes and a computer rule the world. With Reiko Tokunaga, Hiroko Saito, Masaaki Kaji.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Hawkeye's sense of duty conflicts with his admiration for a French spy who has escaped from the infirmary.

The Magician's Sacred Code Of Silence Is Broken Forever! Never Before has a magician dared to reveal the dark secrets behind the world's most mystifying illusions. You always wondered how they... Turn their assistant into a tiger.

The Magician's Sacred Code Of Silence Is Broken Forever! Never Before has a magician dared to reveal the dark secrets behind the world's most mystifying illusions. You always wondered how they... Turn their assistant into a woman.

The Magician's Sacred Code Of Silence Is Broken Forever! Never Before has a magician dared to reveal the dark secrets behind the world's most mystifying illusions. You always wondered how they... Survive being crushed.

The Magician's Sacred Code Of Silence Is Broken Forever! Never Before has a magician dared to reveal the dark secrets behind the world's most mystifying illusions. You always wondered how they... Escape after being tied up.

Assistant Sawed In Half Illusion One of the deadliest illusions ever attempted on Magic Secrets Revealed -- a razor sharp saw blade slicing right through a woman's torso! There are no camera tricks, but there is a secret.

The Masked Magician discloses the secrets to tricks that have fascinated audiences for centuries, including how to make an elephant appear, how to levitate a woman and how to make one's assistant vanish.

The Masked Magician reveals the secrets behind Magic's biggest illusions including making a 5 ton elephant appear from out of the blue; how to levitate a beautiful woman with no hidden wires.

The Masked Magician reveals the secrets behind Magic's biggest illusions including surviving decapitation by a razor-sharp Guillotine, Houdini's death-defying Milk Can Escape. The Masked Magician reveals the secrets behind Magic's biggest illusions.

The Masked Magician reveals the secrets behind Magic's biggest illusions including making a 3 ton truck disappear in the blink of an eye, pulling an auto registration through the windshield of a car, biting an ordinary quarter.

The Masked Magician reveals the secrets behind Magic's biggest illusions including walking through a sheet of solid steel, bending a spoon using only the power of the mind, levitating the legendary zombie ball and surviving.

The Masked Magician reveals the secrets behind Magic's biggest illusions including escaping from a solid steel drum filled with water, making an ordinary dollar bill float into the air and slicing an assistant into three pieces.

The Masked Magician reveals the secrets behind Magic's biggest illusions including how to survive being impaled on a razor sharp steel spike, making a beautiful woman appear inside a glass cylinder, and how to float.

The Masked Magician reveals the secrets behind Magic's biggest illusions including making a 5 ton elephant appear from out of the blue; how to levitate a beautiful woman with no hidden wires.

The Masked Magician reveals the secrets behind Magic's biggest illusions including surviving decapitation by a razor-sharp Guillotine, Houdini's death-defying Milk Can Escape. The Masked Magician reveals the secrets behind Magic's biggest illusions.

The Masked Magician reveals the secrets behind Magic's biggest illusions including making a 3 ton truck disappear in the blink of an eye, pulling an auto registration through the windshield of a car, biting an ordinary quarter.

The Masked Magician reveals the secrets behind Magic's biggest illusions including walking through a sheet of solid steel, bending a spoon using only the power of the mind, levitating the legendary zombie ball and surviving.

The Masked Magician reveals the secrets behind Magic's biggest illusions including escaping from a solid steel drum filled with water, making an ordinary dollar bill float into the air and slicing an assistant into three pieces.

The Masked Magician reveals the secrets behind Magic's biggest illusions including how to survive being impaled on a razor sharp steel spike, making a beautiful woman appear inside a glass cylinder, and how to float.

The squad investigates the "Letterhead Beatings," in which people are assaulted, tied to their beds and the first letter of their last names are carved into their foreheads.

T.C. and the patrol go undercover at a college campus where a chemistry professor is suspected of manufacturing methamphetamine.

A drugged Jamie may have been date-raped; shock jocks take an interest in Bobby's young sister; newly promoted Cory learns she is pregnant.

Russ discovers his best friend's sister is an underage porn star; Monica poses nude for a magazine; Cory tells Doug she is pregnant.

Jamie befriends a young boy after he witnesses a murder; Monica and Commander McKinnon's relationship heats up again.

Grandpa refuses to accept a settlement from the phone company.

Jim considers purchasing a lead mine, but the current owner doesn't want to sell if the mine's lode will be used to make munitions.

Jim risks his life to retrieve a stolen shipment of desperately needed smallpox vaccine.

Jim considers buying some land, but when he learns the previous owners were recently scammed out of the plot, he works to help them get it back.

When Jim is shot, he ends up recovering in the home of a wealthy family, where one of the women treating him asks him not to identify his attacker.

While negotiating to buy cotton, Jim realizes that much of the labor at the farm comes from the local prison.

Bowie and a friend make up a wild story to trick a crooked shopkeeper who has been cheating Sam McCullers.

Jim is suspicious when his elderly friend dies on his wedding night.

Jim uncovers a landowners' plot to get the state capital moved to their property.

Jim pretends to be a prospective groom for the daughter of a wealthy French family, hoping the ruse will help him escape a waterfront gang.

Jim investigates when a woman apparently is frightened to death by a baby alligator hidden inside a doll.

Sibling aristocrats seek money from both Rachel and Jim.

Jim and Jean Lafitte help an American diplomat being held by Mexican authorities.

When Jim wins the services of a young woman in a poker game, he tries to teach her what it means to be a lady.

Jim comes to the aid of a member of the Choctaw tribe who has been accused of murder and robbery by his tribe.

Jim gets an anonymous letter threatening his life.

The search for a missing necklace leads Bowie to a criminal brotherhood planning to take over the state.

The Bowie brothers are invited to partner with a rich French family in a new bank.

Bowie delegates a gambler to sell tickets to a benefit.

Deaf Smith comes to Jim's aid during a bandit attack.

While in San Antonio, Bowie meets the woman who will become his wife.

Bowie happens upon a treasure map but using it could disrupt the fragile peace with a local Indian tribe.

John Chapman and Jim Bowie save each other's lives in two unexpected situations.

Captured by a family of grifters, Bowie is forced to pay a dowry not to wed the family's marriageable daughter; once free, Bowie and a friend try to recoup the money.

Bowie's joke backfires, leading to him serving as an Englishman's valet.

The Bowie brothers are invited to partner with a rich French family in a new bank.

Bowie delegates a gambler to sell tickets to a benefit.

Deaf Smith comes to Jim's aid during a bandit attack.

While in San Antonio, Bowie meets the woman who will become his wife.

Bowie happens upon a treasure map but using it could disrupt the fragile peace with a local Indian tribe.

John Chapman and Jim Bowie save each other's lives in two unexpected situations.

Bowie's joke backfires, leading to him serving as an Englishman's valet.

A councilman (Michael Laskin), whose son (Ricky Paull Goldin) is about to be arrested for dealing drugs, suspends Capt. Fuller (Steven Williams). With Johnny Depp and Holly Robinson.

Amos breaks up George's new romance.

Elder Jacob Meyer teaches that the sacred Scriptures must be interpreted as literally as possible and its precepts faithfully obeyed.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Ozzie and Harriet Nelson.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

A woman dies helping to fight off bandits who try to rob her stagecoach; the unsuccessful bandits try to abduct the town's only doctor to operate on their seriously wounded companion.

After Longley rescues the wounded Reverend Kilgore from two would-be bushwhackers, he learns that the parson was heading for Phillipsburg.

Longley is hired to drive the first herd of cattle directly from the Texas Panhandle to Denver.

A crooked sheriff and his henchmen are attempting to continue their reign of terror by running a crooked election; Longley persuades an alcoholic former Harvard law professor to stand up to the old sheriff.

Longley rescues the lone survivor of a murderous stagecoach robbery, but the man refuses to help him identify the three killers.

Longley and the town's newspaper editor come to the assistance of a Hungarian peddler when he is attacked by local toughs.

Longley attempts to escort Yancey Lewis, a bank robber sentenced to spend five years in prison in a distant town.

Longley's old friend, pretty ranch owner Martha Driscoll, negotiates a highly successful sale at the end of a cattle drive.

Bill Longley returns from a cattle drive and discovers an impostor has stolen his mail, destroyed a saloon and dallied with a pretty girl, causing his father to demand a shotgun wedding.

Longley has just ridden into the town of Yellow Jacket, when he sees a gunman unhitching a team of horses over the loud objections of a pretty woman.

Wylie Ames, a big gruff widower, has been corresponding with a lonely woman whose personal ad he saw in an out-of town paper.

A crooked gambler with a Kentucky-born thoroughbred prods a drunken rancher into betting his entire spread and all the money he has in the bank on a horse race.

Longley rides to the rescue when four gunmen ambush a man riding in a buggy; Longley brings the wounded man to a nearby house, but nobody wants to help him because he's a judge scheduled to preside over the trial of a local land baron.

Longley, trapped by a landslide, is rescued by a man on the run from the law; he's accused of shooting a man, but the sheriff just assumed he's guilty because he's already served a jail term -- and he's sweet on the sheriff's sister.

Longley and Acosta travel to San Thomas to bid on a shipment of rifles and ammunition; they're outbid by a beautiful blonde woman working for a notorious gun runner; Longley and Acosta must now prevent the gunrunner's plans to arm the Apaches.

Longley stumbles across a cabin and its dead owner; the dead man's brothers believe Longley to be the killer and are preparing to string him up when he's rescued by a stranger.

Longley must help a parolee and his daughter battle a family of outlaws who are trying to drive him off his ranch; they receive help from a pair of unlikely allies.

After the surrender at Appomattox, Longley and two of his junior officers agree to a reunion; five years later, the trio rendezvous and the sheriff suspects one of them of stealing an army-payroll.

Longley chases after Clay Thompson, a ruthless bounty hunter who is pursuit of a man falsely accused of bank robbery; Thompson doesn't believe The Texan when he explains the wanted posters are being retracted and continues his pursuit.

When an outlaw gang robs the bank, Bill joins a posse to track them down; when the outlaws cross into Mexico, the sheriff and his men return home, but Bill crosses the border to avenge the deaths of a mother and daughter.

An actor/cardsharp who cleaned out two men in poker is set up as the fall guy for an ambush on Bill; the payroll he was delivering is stolen.

Though reluctant at first, Bill accepts the job to become his old friend Sheriff Ben Tildy's deputy; several deputies before him had been killed by two ruthless men taking over the town, and the residents blame Tildy for their deaths.

Bill stops a trail boss from harassing a saloon girl; the humiliated trail boss then uses an eager young man to join his group and get revenge on Bill.

Bill tries to help a young woman being pursued by two men; the men tell Bill that she's a thief, and they are bringing her back to the gunfighter she is fleeing from; unfortunately, her experience with the man has made her bitter towards all men.

Bill stops at an inn, where he meets an old lawman friend holding two convicted killers; the lawman is wounded, and Bill must take responsibility of the prisoners.

The local bank is robbed while Bill is participating in a shooting contest; a photographer friend of Bill's is killed, but he happened to catch a picture of the robbers just before they shot him.

Working with a posse, Bill captures a bank robber and the stolen money; the rest of the posse want to split the loot, but Bill refuses so the posse decide to kill him; luckily, a band of Comancheros interrupts their plans.

Bill is ambushed and his horse is stolen; he's forced to travel by stagecoach, one he shares with wanted outlaw Pony Sloan; after stopping at a way station, a man there tells Bill the other side to Sloan's story.

An actor/cardsharp who cleaned out two men in poker is set up as the fall guy for an ambush on Bill; the payroll he was delivering is stolen.

Though reluctant at first, Bill accepts the job to become his old friend Sheriff Ben Tildy's deputy; several deputies before him had been killed by two ruthless men taking over the town, and the residents blame Tildy for their deaths.