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Danny Kaye; cameo appearance by Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Art Carney.

Sketches include "return of Ruth's friendly lady," "Bob, Carol, Ted, and Alice movie runner," "Don visits the cocktail party," "maternity ward runners with Barbara" and more; featuring Don Rickles, David Frost, Jilly Rizzo, and Chet Dowling.

Survivors of devastation enter the Power Station to fight the Dark One after billions of robots revolt against humans on New Terra.

"Ring of Terror" (1962) Horror. Fraternity brothers tell a premed student to rob a corpse. With George Mather, Esther Furst, Austin Green.

"First Spaceship on Venus" (1960) Science fiction. International astronauts go to Venus and find what's left of a race that destroyed itself. With Yoko Tani, Oldrich Lukes, Ignacy Machowski.

Grampa tries to fool Luke and Kate into believing he's ready for retirement.

Grandpa thinks the family forgot his birthday.

Luke and Kate celebrate their second wedding anniversary.

Luke signs a contract to buy a pool.

Kate's salesman uncle visits.

Amos thinks the family forgot his birthday.

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Pepino goes to work for George when the McCoys can't give him a raise.

Grandpa wants Kate to stop working.

Grandpa needs a character witness for court.

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The family needs a bank loan.

Tim Conway hosts a variety and sketch comedy show.

Lana and Dan hire a bumbling, drunken detective to solve a murder; a Christmas sketch featuring Tim and his family.

Janssen, as a pirate, kidnaps Tim's princess; Doctor Conway gives Janssen a checkup.

All aboard for laughter when Tim and his guests take the Last Choo Choo to China; Ms. Crawford plays a superstar who can't get rid of autograph hound Tim.

Audrey Meadows plays a Civil War-era Southern belle who must choose between brothers Tim and Peter in tonight's main sketch.

Tim and his guests spoof "Phantom Of The Opera"; Reiner plays a plastic surgeon who has reconstructed gangster Conway's face.

Leigh plays a sultry German chanteuse who serenades WWI flying aces Conway and Randall.

Guests Blocker and Coca join Tim for an on-pointe ballet spoof; Tim and Imogene play an elderly musician and go-go girl.

Tim plays the faithful dog of a Canadian Mountie, the host of a local TV kid's show, and the tooth fairy.

Carol and Steve join Tim for a sketch about three lions caught up in a love triangle.

Conniving relatives of an old man; a teacher has a rough adult education class.

Steve, Eydie and Tim play surgeons who seek a second opinion from a witch doctor.

Leigh plays a sultry German chanteuse who serenades WWI flying aces Conway and Randall.

Guests Blocker and Coca join Tim for an on-pointe ballet spoof; Tim and Imogene play an elderly musician and go-go girl.

Tim plays the faithful dog of a Canadian Mountie, the host of a local TV kid's show, and the tooth fairy.

Carol and Steve join Tim for a sketch about three lions caught up in a love triangle.

Conniving relatives of an old man; a teacher has a rough adult education class.

Steve, Eydie and Tim play surgeons who seek a second opinion from a witch doctor.

Luke and Kate throw a party.

Grampa tries to ruin George's romance.

Luke and Kate try to convince Amos to try new farming methods.

Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

Dr. Michael A. Youssef passionately proclaims uncompromising truth from God's Word to people around the world through the ministries of Leading The Way. Join him for sound Biblical teaching each week.

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Little Luke copies Grampa's bad habits.

Hassie thinks her date to the class dance is homely.

Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

Carol's guests are Barbara McNair and Soupy Sales; Soupy and Carol play a pair of shoppers browsing samples of sexy cologne; Barbara joins the gang in a big musical production number.

Guests Ronnie Schell and Vikki Carr take to the stage with stand-up and song; meanwhile, a touring star, Harvey, treads the boards in a play with a small town co-star in search of a bigger role.

Guests Robert Goulet and Imogene Coca take part in a fairy tale musical extravaganza about the story of long-haired maiden Cinderrumplewhite.

Guests include Nancy Wilson and Bernadette Peters.

Featuring comedy sketches and guests Scoey Mitchell and Bobbie Gentry.

Guests include Ken Berry and Kay Medford.

Guests include Andy Griffith and Merv Griffin.

Guests include Lucille Ball and George Carlin.

Guests include Martha Raye and Tim Conway.

Guests include Garry Moore and Durward Kirby.

Guests include Nanette Fabray and Nancy Wilson.

Guests include Flip Wilson and Vikki Carr.

Guests include Martha Raye and Tim Conway.

Guests include Garry Moore and Durward Kirby.

Guests include Nanette Fabray and Nancy Wilson.

Guests include Flip Wilson and Vikki Carr.

Hanson asks a juvenile on death row to make a video to deter other youngsters from crime.

The McCoys find a dinosaur bone.

Elder Jacob Meyer teaches that the sacred Scriptures must be interpreted as literally as possible and its precepts faithfully obeyed.

Little Luke enters the corn-eating contest.

Luke and Kate convince Grampa to join a group for elderly people.

Kate makes Luke take dancing lessons.

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Luke and Kate trade Grampa's old car.

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Orin and Ruth McKnight's May/December romance hits a rough spot when Bill Longley returns from a cattle drive.

While sleeping by his campsite, Bill is startled by sounds of movement in the underbrush; he investigates and finds a young boy who is so frightened that he can't talk.

Bill Longley comes to the aid of Ramirez, a farmer who wants to plant peach trees when the local cattlemen object.

Two gunmen rob Bill Longley, taking his $8,300 he earned for taking a herd of cattle to Mesa.

After Longley is forced to kill a barfly that tried to shoot him in the back, he learns a quirk in the Montana law code.

While escorting to prison the leader of a notorious gang, a sheriff and a deputy are attacked by the gang.

While riding down a trail, Bill is accosted by a boy who demands he help his father, who has been shot in the stomach.

Bill has been hired to guide two Easterners who want to capture wild stallions to use as studs for breeding.

A woman dies helping to fight off bandits who try to rob her stagecoach; the unsuccessful bandits try to abduct the town's only doctor to operate on their seriously wounded companion.

After Longley rescues the wounded Reverend Kilgore from two would-be bushwhackers, he learns that the parson was heading for Phillipsburg.

Longley is hired to drive the first herd of cattle directly from the Texas Panhandle to Denver.

A crooked sheriff and his henchmen are attempting to continue their reign of terror by running a crooked election; Longley persuades an alcoholic former Harvard law professor to stand up to the old sheriff.

Longley rescues the lone survivor of a murderous stagecoach robbery, but the man refuses to help him identify the three killers.

Longley and the town's newspaper editor come to the assistance of a Hungarian peddler when he is attacked by local toughs.

Longley attempts to escort Yancey Lewis, a bank robber sentenced to spend five years in prison in a distant town.

Longley's old friend, pretty ranch owner Martha Driscoll, negotiates a highly successful sale at the end of a cattle drive.

Bill Longley returns from a cattle drive and discovers an impostor has stolen his mail, destroyed a saloon and dallied with a pretty girl, causing his father to demand a shotgun wedding.

Longley has just ridden into the town of Yellow Jacket, when he sees a gunman unhitching a team of horses over the loud objections of a pretty woman.

Wylie Ames, a big gruff widower, has been corresponding with a lonely woman whose personal ad he saw in an out-of town paper.

A crooked gambler with a Kentucky-born thoroughbred prods a drunken rancher into betting his entire spread and all the money he has in the bank on a horse race.

Longley rides to the rescue when four gunmen ambush a man riding in a buggy; Longley brings the wounded man to a nearby house, but nobody wants to help him because he's a judge scheduled to preside over the trial of a local land baron.

Longley, trapped by a landslide, is rescued by a man on the run from the law; he's accused of shooting a man, but the sheriff just assumed he's guilty because he's already served a jail term -- and he's sweet on the sheriff's sister.

Longley and Acosta travel to San Thomas to bid on a shipment of rifles and ammunition; they're outbid by a beautiful blonde woman working for a notorious gun runner; Longley and Acosta must now prevent the gunrunner's plans to arm the Apaches.

Longley stumbles across a cabin and its dead owner; the dead man's brothers believe Longley to be the killer and are preparing to string him up when he's rescued by a stranger.

Longley must help a parolee and his daughter battle a family of outlaws who are trying to drive him off his ranch; they receive help from a pair of unlikely allies.

After the surrender at Appomattox, Longley and two of his junior officers agree to a reunion; five years later, the trio rendezvous and the sheriff suspects one of them of stealing an army-payroll.

Longley chases after Clay Thompson, a ruthless bounty hunter who is pursuit of a man falsely accused of bank robbery; Thompson doesn't believe The Texan when he explains the wanted posters are being retracted and continues his pursuit.

When an outlaw gang robs the bank, Bill joins a posse to track them down; when the outlaws cross into Mexico, the sheriff and his men return home, but Bill crosses the border to avenge the deaths of a mother and daughter.

Longley rides to the rescue when four gunmen ambush a man riding in a buggy; Longley brings the wounded man to a nearby house, but nobody wants to help him because he's a judge scheduled to preside over the trial of a local land baron.

Longley, trapped by a landslide, is rescued by a man on the run from the law; he's accused of shooting a man, but the sheriff just assumed he's guilty because he's already served a jail term -- and he's sweet on the sheriff's sister.