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The day arrives for Thelma to marry handsome football star Keith Anderson.

Thelma's new husband stands to lose his contract and J.J. faces the jaws of a greedy loan shark.

Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.

Grady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.

Gloria moves out of the Bunker household as the result of an argument with Mike when she demands that he treat her as an equal.

Archie circulates a petition to keep more black families from moving into the area.

Victoria's daughter (Jennifer Love Hewitt) comes to visit; Melanie and Joy meet a secret admirer who seeks one of their hearts.

Elka and Fred meet with Reverend Boyce; Victoria tests out a new Mrs. Ladypants product; bridezilla's bidding.

Rob and Laura suspect the worst when they spy Jerry dining out with another woman.

Rob is skeptical when Laura's new writing teacher thinks she shows promise.

Sam becomes jealous when his impressive older brother Derek drops by the bar and charms Diane.

Diane's fascination with Sam's older brother brings their long simmering relationship to a boil when the sibling asks Diane to go to Paris with him.

The Rev. Jim comes to the rescue when Alex is consumed by gambling fever after a lucky night in Atlantic City, N.J.

When Oscar's mother fears for her son's social life, Felix finds him an old-fashioned Greek girl.

Bob receives a telegram saying that his old college chum, "The Peeper", is coming to Chicago and bringing a surprise. The surprise turns out to be a brand-new bride.

Everyone but Dick (Bob Newhart) believes the inn is haunted. With Mary Frann.

Ralph and Ed have to spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has a ghost.

Bilko tries to cure horror-movie addict Ritzik.

Beer-swilling private eye Danny Draft has trouble believing a woman's claim that someone is out to murder her; star holdouts on TV series; a spoof of the 1936 film "San Francisco"; guest Steve Lawrence.

Dobie's investment in eggs goes sour.

A high school English teacher deals with students and faculty.

Ann thinks she owes $2600 to the IRS.

Sister Bertrille substitutes as an advice columnist.

Jesse risks one last daring escapade on the eve of his wedding.

The wedding ceremony for Jesse and Rebecca is delayed when the groom fails to arrive.

D.J. and Stephanie attempt some renovations of their own when the house is remodeled.

Stephanie's winning pitch gains her a starting place on a Little League team.

The Bradys organize a protest against plans to build a courthouse on the park site near their home.

Jody befriends a millionaire sought by Bill.

Linda meets a little man who claims to be a leprechaun.

Two girls want to go to a dance with Jeff.

Mike and Robbie take a song to a New York publisher.

Ernie and Chip re-enact "Tom Sawyer.".

Lucy helps a man (Ken Berry) start a dancing school.

Lucy and Viv stumble into Joan Crawford's home when their car breaks down.

Lucy and Ethel disguise themselves as hillbillies when the men and women can't decide how to celebrate the Mertzes' 18th wedding anniversary.

Lucy believes Ricky is losing interest in her. Ethel finds a book that offers suggestions such as: dressing up for breakfast, taking up her husband's hobbies, and surrounding their apartment with things that remind her husband of his childhood.

Rob's sense of humor backfires when he decides to base a television skit on Laura's habits.

An architect who has come to sketch Mary's building invites her out on a date.

Folk music takes over when Joanie and Chachi arrive to make their TV debut on "Hootnite.".

Laverne makes an unforgettable first impression at her new job when she tries on an anti-gravity suit.

Julie's high-school-reunion cruise brings love and conflicts to crew members and passengers; guest Raymond Burr.

Julie's high-school-reunion cruise brings love and conflicts to crew members and passengers; guest Raymond Burr.

Mama goes to work for a travel agency.

Tempers flare after Sonia finds out Buzz has been given a later curfew on the night of the homecoming dance.

Willona makes an effort to protect Penny from learning the facts of life.

J.J. tries his hand at giving art lessons, with unexpected results.

Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.

Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a men's clothing store.

The Bunkers face a touchy and tragic situation when a visiting relative dies in their home.

A highly respected abstract artist specializing in nudes asks Gloria to pose for him.

Melanie and Joy's plan backfires; Elka gets an unexpected proposal; Victoria gives her old flame a minor heart attack.

Elka must choose among her husband Bobby, Max and Fred; Victoria reaps the benefits of her accidental marriage to Joy.

Laura proves more proficient than Rob in the art of self-defense.

Rob and Laura are unaware that their teenage baby sitter has a crush on Laura.

The regular gang finds Sam and Diane's romance hard to believe, a view apparently shared by Diane.

Carla's promiscuous sister (Rhea Perlman in a dual role) hits on everyone in the bar -- including naive Cliff.

Jeff is fired after he confesses to stealing from the garage in order to protect the real villain.

As a surprise for Oscar, Felix redecorates and refurnishes the apartment.

Bob's therapy group gets a surprise when a patient (Howard Hesseman) announces that he is gay.

Joanna and Dick (Mary Frann, Bob Newhart) renew their marriage vows.

Part 1/2. The Kramdens and Nortons appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English television show.

Bilko heads for disaster when he invests his platoon's money in the transportation business.

This Family Show features Dick as an airport traveller getting a long, awkward farewell from his family, and Tim as a steelworker seeking to do in his wife, Carol.

Thalia uses her looks to boost door-to-door sales.

A high school English teacher deals with students and faculty.

Ann plans a spectacular career for a woman who dubbed her voice in a commercial.

Sister Bertrille's sister, a doctor, pays a visit.

The Tanner family travels to Hollywood when Joey wins the lead in a television pilot.

D.J. gets into trouble with her father when she sneaks out to meet a boy.

Jesse helps with Michelle's preschool graduation ceremony; a college student (Jennifer Nash) falls for Danny.

News of his band's touring contract distracts Jesse from bigger news -- Rebecca's pregnancy.

Patty's father (Tony Dow) makes a Christmas visit.

Patty's problems with her father endanger her plans.

Visiting a dog sanctuary.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Joey returns from a comedy tour convinced that Danny and the gang don't need him anymore. In reality, the group has decided that Joey needs his own room instead of living in an alcove in the living room.

A surprise birthday party for Danny turns grim when he learns that Jesse has totaled his prized car.

Danny and his family are chosen to make a promotional announcement to boost ratings at the TV station.

Stephanie wins a spot in a television commercial that D.J. wanted.

Jan considers herself a loser when her latest interest, tap dancing, drives the whole family crazy.

Mike discovers that he has lost important papers during a trip to an amusement park.

The Bradys think Alice is planning to elope with Sam and begin planning a party for her.

Jan makes promises she can't keep in order to win a popularity contest.

The castaways discover a long-forgotten aviator living on the island.

A competition for president of the island between Skipper and Mr. Howell leaves a surprising result.

A captured duck may mean rescue or dinner after it lands on the island.

Gilligan discovers a substance that is stronger than glue when he attempts to turn sap into maple syrup. The castaways use the substance to patch up the Minnow and prepare to escape the island.

Fonzie declares his love to Ashley; an old flame infuriates Ashley.

Fonzi arranges for Melvin Belvin to take K.C. to Arnold's costume ball.

The competition from a nearby shopping mall is threatening to put Cunningham Hardware out of business.

Roger's old girlfriend arrives in Milwaukee on the rebound from another guy.

Ricky sells his car and the Mertzes think they are being stranded in California.

Lucy, unaccustomed to train travel, envisions intrigue and romance.

When the Ricardos return from Hollywood, Ricky is hailed as a major celebrity.

Ricky's new fame leads the Ricardos to consider moving to a larger apartment.

The replacement (Gilbert Gottfried) for Dan (John Larroquette) is even more objectionable; Harry and Christine (Harry Anderson, Markie Post) face breaking up.

Dan, costumed as the "Phantom of the Courthouse," hides out in the subterranean levels of the building.

Roz (Marsha Warfield) is shocked when her long-lost husband (Roger E. Mosley) arrives asking for a divorce. Guest star: Bever-Leigh Banfield.

Over a candlelit dinner in the cafeteria, Bull and Wanda (Richard Moll, Cathy McAuley) make romantic plans. Stars Harry Anderson.

Carla claims that Diane is getting preferential treatment; Diane looks for a new job.

Diane decides to save Andy, an unbalanced ex-convict that finds life easier in jail.

One year after dumping her, Diane's intellectual former fiancé returns to reclaim her.

Carla rejects a man interested in her romantically, convinced that he must have some fatal flaw.

The annual snow carnival may be postponed due to the dry forecast -- until Larry, Darryl and Darryl come up with a possible solution.

George's only living relative, a distant cousin, arrives for a visit.

Dick submits a book to his publisher using his old pen name, but the prank backfires when his work is rejected.

Larry, Darryl and Darryl (William Sanderson, Tony Papenfuss, John Voldstad) vie for the attention of their new waitress. With Bob Newhart and Mary Frann.

The Smarts think that the Chief has gone daft when he risks romancing a beautiful woman.

Max's personal snooping leads to a clue about a KAOS research lab.

Maynard's charity to a Mexican boy causes trouble.

Maynard believes in Santa Claus.

While trying to do a good deed, the boys discover that an impoverished woman has a million-dollar secret.

The boys help make a flop become a successful play when they are seen leaving the theater.

Jonathan Winters returns as Carol's guest, highlighted by a dual role in The Wonderful World of Hospitals; fellow guest Dionne Warwick takes the stage solo and with Carol for a musical treat.

Martha Raye and Betty Grable guest in the soap opera spoof "As The Stomach Turns:; A Beautiful Legs contest reveals stiff competition from an unlikely entrant.

The Rat Pack meets The Burnett Bunch when Peter Lawford guests; sketches include Lawford wooing his mail order bride, Carol, on an Amazonian plantation; Minnie Pearl delivers her down-home country style of comedy.

For a guest like Tim Conway, Carol's door is always open; Tim's engagement ring for Carol, made from the cursed Hope Diamond, causes no end of bad luck; a musical performance by Shani Wallis.

Sid Caesar and Barbara McNair are Carol's guests tonight; McNair and Carol spoof a classic TV series; V.I.P. features a talk with silent film stars played by Carol and Sid.

A spoof of "National Velvet" with Carol in the Elizabeth Taylor role; a salute to Las Vegas.

An installment of "The Family"; Mr. Tudball does battle with a coffee vending machine; guest Madeline Kahn.

A psychiatrist is bombarded by phone calls from his family; a salute to Warner Bros. with movie spoofs; the Old Man works as a repairman of musical instruments; guest Alan King.

Eunice's snooty sister Ellen comes to help her, Ed and Mama clean out the attic in "The Family" and tells her what became of her pet rabbit, Fluffy; guest Betty White.

A "tough" police detective interrogates a pair of suspects; a penniless uncle vies with a wealthy uncle to adopt their rotten niece, Honey Bunny; guest Dick Van Dyke.

Mr. Tudball takes his secretary, Mrs. Wiggins, out for lunch; Harvey and Carol pick up on each other in a bar.

Tim and Carol spar over a late-night phone call; Tim tries to sell Vicki a vacuum cleaner; Carol and company demonstrate their utter lack of talent.