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Wives plan to end a father-son feud; a stowaway hides a secret; Gopher and Isaac try to teach a parrot to talk.

One of Jethro's school friends spends a day at the Clampett mansion, and the hillbillies show the over-protected boy how to have fun.

To humor Granny, Jed fakes illness so that she can resume the doctoring that brought her fame in the hills.

Iola's blind date sets his sights on Mama.

Mama joins a group that opposes pornography.

While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture.

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

When Edith finds some old lottery tickets that she has totally forgotten about, the family discovers that one of the tickets is a winner, but there is a catch: Edith claims the tickets don't belong to her, but belong to George Jefferson.

Archie is excited when he has the chance to try out for a prestigious bowling team after six years of waiting for a vacancy on the team.

The women try to make Wilbur's first birthday memorable; Melanie and Alec consider having a family together.

Melanie rebounds with Danny; Victoria hires a lawyer to help Emmet; Joy and Elka attend film class.

Rob can't make up his mind when asked to be a candidate for the city council.

Rob agrees to run for office but realizes he'd prefer to vote for his opponent.

The gang at the bar vows revenge against Diane when she permits a psychology student to analyze them.

Diane and Sam attempt to see Frasier through his latest crisis of confidence and regain his status in the psychology profession.

The cabbies drive from New York to Miami so Alex can spend 20 minutes between planes with his long-lost daughter.

Oscar starts dating an old flame and decides he would like to marry her.

Emily's protective instincts are aroused when 70-year-old Grace DuBois (Mildred Natwick), an odd but friendly recluse, is threatened with being sent to a rest home for elderly people who can't cope with reality.

Max's search for the murderer of a CONTROL agent makes everyone on board suspect.

Ralph plots an early departure for Alice's visiting Aunt Ethel; Ralph thinks he has won a new car.

Tranquilized Bilko may lose his gambling empire.

Guests include Nancy Wilson and Bernadette Peters.

The Chatsworths are suddenly penniless.

As acting principal, Miss Brooks shuts down the school after hearing a weather warning of an impending hurricane, and the gang takes refuge at the Conklin home.

A brochure for the Shady Rest Hotel of the future is prematurely distributed.

An old boyfriend of Ann's becomes the owner of her apartment building.

Jesse's latest love interest thwarts his advances because she is afraid of his type of man.

Just when Joey gets a date to play with the Harlem Globetrotters, members of the household catch the measles.

Joey considers abandoning his career as a comic after he bombs on stage.

Danny embarks on his first date since the death of his wife that results in romance.

Alice decides to leave when she feels she can no longer communicate with the children.

Cissy and Buffy pay for having wishes granted.

Danny is at odds with Rusty's scout troop over different opinions of what his master of ceremonies role should entail.

A man on a park bench helps Jeff with his studies.

Steve gets stuck inside a metal robot suit he has to wear for a father-son program.

A seductive dance instructor signs Uncle Charley (William Demarest) up for a lifetime membership at a dance club.

Lucy tries to get Carol Burnett to do a benefit at the kids' school.

Lucy and Viv start off the Little League season with Sherman and Jerry.

A doting husband and father-to-be, Ricky makes the mistake of giving more attention to the arriving baby than he does to his fickle wife; Ricky tries to please Lucy by making her waffles.

Pregnant Lucy insists on appearing in a revue.

Rob has some explaining to do when son Ritchie discovers his peculiar middle name.

Rhoda's boyfriend fixes Mary up with the world's most zealous suitor.

The Cunninghams decide to build a family bomb shelter and try to keep it a secret.

After Shirley is injured in a fall, she undergoes a complete personality change.

A man learns a secret about his frugal wife; Doc's roving eye may get him fired; a tricked woman helps a man spy on his girl.

Isaac hides from his high-school teacher; a man tries to please his seal; a wife who thinks she's dying wants to choose her successor.

Granny defies medical opposition to her own brand of mountain medicine.

Granny's neighbors try to stop her when she attempts to create a vegetable garden in the front yard of the mansion grounds.

Bubba and Mama apply for the same job at a local fast-food stand.

Vint is certain he was adopted when he discovers some disturbing information on his birth certificate.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

Edith's antique locket is missing and Archie sees it as a way to collect from the insurance company to buy a new television set. Archie orders a new color set, only to have an insurance adjuster arrive at the house to question the claim.

Archie has been suffering from a terrible pain in his back and has become a terrible pain to Edith, who has been waiting on him hand and foot. When the doctor takes a look at him, he orders Archie to be admitted to the hospital for tests.

The ladies begin to reminisce about their favorite moments and bloopers from Season 4.

Joy must host a traditional Indian dinner party; Victoria's wedding planner arrives; Elka auditions for a play.

Rob's parents give a family heirloom to Laura, who accidentally ruins it.

As a gag, Sally advertises for a husband on a national television show.

Cliff is in heaven when both Carla and Diane accept a date with him for the Postman's Ball.

Sam's matchmaking skills shine when Frasier announces plans to marry the girl Sam picked out for him.

Tony gets a call from the gym to be a sparring partner for a world-champion boxer.

Oscar finds a friend with inside information at the racetrack and starts to win every bet he makes.

Bob and Emily celebrate their 10th wedding anniversary with a dream flight into the fantasy of being married to different partners.

Agent 99 goes under cover as a model to retrieve plans sewn into a dress.

Ralph and Alice argue over an actress' name; Ralph invites the bus company president to dinner.

Fortune-seeking Bilko accepts a dinner invitation.

Featuring comedy sketches and guests Scoey Mitchell and Bobbie Gentry.

Maynard tries to save a chimp from going to a lab.

Miss Brooks misinterprets a note written in French from new teacher Maurice LeBlanche as a love note asking for a date.

Herby Bates, who is sweet on Billie Jo, won't be seeing much more of her, he has just been drafted.

During filming of an ad, a cold affects Ann's hearing.

D.J.'s favorite cousin (Kirk Cameron) comes for a visit, but ends up spending most of his time with Danny.

Close quarters prompt Jesse to seek other lodgings for a while.

The clan struggles to adjust to life without Jesse. He returns back home when Michelle gets sick.

Jesse moonlights as an Elvis Presley look-alike to earn money for a demo record.

Greg has the difficult task of judging a cheerleading contest between his sister and his girlfriend.

A jobless man (Jackie Coogan) thinks Bill needs money.

Danny and Benny interfere with Liz's love life.

Alex and Donna struggle to assemble a stereo for Jeff.

Robbie (Don Grady) is so eager to make the track team that he joins a ballet class to improve his timing.

Ernie feels neglected when the other members of the family are busy with various girlfriends and he is left alone.

Enemy agents seeking a secret formula chase Lucy through an airport.

Lucy tries to replace Jerry's escaped white butterfly.

Lucy hires a tutor for her child, though the baby's arrival is months away.

Envious of the attention Lucy is getting, Ricky develops psychosomatic pains.

A balladeer brings romance into television comedy writer Sally Rogers' life.

Lou's new boss thinks she's in love with him.

Hoping for more privacy, Richie moves in with his brother, but discovers it isn't paradise.

Laverne discovers that the man she's dating is mixing robbery with romance.

A judge investigates a polygamist; Vicki is jealous of Stubing's love interest; a man thinks his wife is in labor.

April decides to settle down; a man believes he's chasing another man for a gambling debt; a seriously ill girl falls in love.

Elly sparks a new trend in understated fashion when she enrolls in a finishing school.

The Clampetts are taken for the new avant-garde social leaders.

Mama participates in a "Grandma USA" pageant.

Bubba enlists in the Army to impress his girlfriend.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Concerned about getting old, Archie encounters an old buddy who convinces him that looks aren't everything.

A lost magazine and a found poem initiate a family feud on the right to privacy.

Melanie gets her dream engagement ring; Joy deals with family issues; Victoria tests a new product; Elka and Mamie work on jokes for a roast.

Victoria contacts her exes to learn where things went wrong while she is stuck in the hospital; Joe and Melanie have fantasies about a coma patient; Elka and Mamie bring Las Vegas to Cleveland.

Rob and Laura remember the time they completed an application for a $10 divorce.

While out of town for a cousin's wedding, Rob has to watch a special show.

Norm considers spreading malicious gossip about his co-worker to win a promotion.

Sam panics when a series of coincidental events makes him feel old.

Intrigued with the voice on Bobby's answering service, Alex asks the girl out to dinner.

Felix, his cousin Ben and Oscar all face jail for fraud in one of Felix's advertising schemes.

The Hartleys embark on a sea-going vacation to put work behind them. But Bob can't resist playing psychologist when he undertakes to counsel a married couple.

Verna asks for Agent Smart's help to flee with a KAOS-agent list.

Ralph and Alice plan surprise anniversary parties for each other; Ralph's lunch box gets switched at work.

Emma Ritzik forces her husband to leave the Army.

Guests include Gwen Verdon and Pat Boone.

Herbert sees profit in taking in ousted Chatsworth.

Conklin commissions a bust of himself for Madison High's library and finances it by fining students and teachers for breaking rules he makes up on the spot.

Bobbie Jo falls for Alan Landman (Dennis Hopper), a poet and beatnik.

Ann tries to help a boxer study drama.

Joey learns that D.J. skipped school to get a rock star's (Stacey Q) autograph.

Jesse is in trouble when Stephanie plays "beauty parlor" with his hair.

Jesse falls for Danny's new TV co-host on "Wake Up San Francisco.".

Jesse must tell his parents he wants to go into show business.

Peter tries out for the role of George Washington in the school play, but ends up as Benedict Arnold.

Bill lays down tough rules for the siblings.

Danny wants Rusty's music teacher to perform in his club.

Jeff and his girlfriend decide to get married.

The Douglas family visits Hong Kong, and Uncle Charley (William Demarest) hunts for his sweetheart of 30 years earlier.

Steve's unusual behavior convinces his family that he is planning to be married.

Lucy's date for a swanky party turns out to be a jewel thief.

Catastrophe strikes when Lucy buys a boat that turns out to be a lemon.

Lucy decides that her unborn child should have artistic leanings.

Lucy approaches the zero hour and is rushed to the hospital to have her baby.

A tiring day causes a spat between the Petries.

Murray becomes depressed when he learns that a former classmate has won a Pulitzer Prize in journalism.

Richie convinces his father to buy a second family car so he can use it for dates.

The girls face some tough questions as contestants on a TV show.

A girl thinks Gopher wants to marry her; a career woman's husband considers an affair; a man wants to share a cabin.

A friend's wife makes passes at Doc; a man records his friend's romances; an engaged woman meets an old school chum.

Jethro shares a heart-to-heart conversation with Jed, and goes on to find himself a girlfriend in record time.

Love-struck Jethro decides he wants to marry Chickadee Laverne, a brassy burlesque dancer he brings home.

Mama's worldly cousin annoys Mama with her lifestyle and her never-ending stories.

Mama emerges as a contender in an arm-wrestling competition and goes up against a biker's equally tough mother.

When Fred learns of the possibility of oil on his property, he starts spending his "millions.".

Fred discovers that the tenant he has a crush on is a man and a criminal.

When Edith discovers that an old beau is going to be at her high-school reunion, she decides to go even if she has to attend by herself.

Archie gets a great bargain on a watch and is upset when it breaks. Mike is convinced the watch is stolen and afraid that if Archie gets it fixed it will lead the jeweler to discover it is a hot watch.

Elka and Mamie Sue decide to get their bowling team back together.

Victoria's wedding day has arrived; Elka helps joy reunite with the father of her child.

Buddy is either seeking therapy or having an affair.

Thinking he is going to lose his job, Rob has an interview with a ventriloquist.

Carla and Nick are reunited, briefly, to compete in a dance contest.

Sam and Diane reveal their true feelings for each other while on board a plummeting private plane.

Bobby decides that if he doesn't get an acting job before midnight he will end his stage career.

When Felix learns that his high-school sweetheart is now a grandmother, he begins to think his own life is nearly over.

Emily Hartley discovers a new low in male chauvinism when Bob's father (Barnard Hughes) arranges a fishing trip to his cabin and assigns her woman's work while the men brave the great outdoors.

Max and 99 search for a KAOS agent who reprogrammed Hymie the robot.

Ralph places racetrack bets for his neighbors; Ralph hopes a failed medical exam will bring him insurance benefits.

Bilko is forced to convert an Army jeep into a foreign-looking car.

Guests include Andy Griffith and Merv Griffin.

Dobie and Maynard are caught in a Latin American revolt.

A female photographer who arrives to take pictures of a model teacher catches the eye of Mr. Boynton, infuriating Miss Brooks, who forces herself between the two.

A movie star escapes from the Hollywood madness in Shady Rest.

Aspiring actress Ann Marie moves to New York and works at a series of temp jobs while waiting for her big break in show business, while her overprotective father, Lou, looks on nervously. Although she is focused on her career, Ann also finds time to fall for magazine executive Donald Hollinger, to whom she eventually becomes engaged. Her friends include two married couples, the Bessemers and the B

D.J. and Kimmy plot to buy themselves a horse, but don't have enough money.

Jesse asks Joey's help on a cat-food ad contest; D.J. and Stephanie get into a fight.

D.J. wins tickets to meet the Beach Boys, but can't decide whom to take.

D.J. is grounded by Joey -- preventing her from attending a karate tournament.

The new family dentist becomes the subject of Marcia's daydreams when she misinterprets his interest in her.

Buffy, not Jody, turns out to be a star ballplayer.

Worried about a possible stepmother, Terry and Rusty interfere in Danny's love life.

The Stones meet Willie Mays in San Francisco.

The Douglas family bravely accepts the challenge when 13-year-old Chip (Stanley Livingston) decides to give a party.

Uncle Charley limbers up his billiard cue to get revenge after two female pool sharks take $50 from Robbie.

Lucy teaches Kim about shopping in a supermarket.

Lucy tricks her way into getting the role of Cleopatra in a drama club production.

When Lucy buys a gadget in response to an ad, Ricky gets angry.

Lucy makes one faux pas after another and develops an inferiority complex.

Rob suspects co-writers Buddy and Sally of carrying on a clandestine romance.

An ex-boyfriend who once broke Mary's heart is threatening to do so again.

Before Richie can realize what's happening, an old girlfriend decides they are going steady.

Laverne and Shirley decide to attend a night-school anatomy class.

Isaac tries to be discovered as a singer; Julie's ex-beau can't forget his former life; a man fears water; guests the Pointer Sisters.

April and her charges remain aboard; a woman falls for her son's best friend; a man unknowingly woos the boss's daughter.

Jed is shocked when he receives news that his multimillion-dollar bank account has been overdrawn by $34 million.

The Clampetts, under the noxious influence of J.D. Clampett, impostor and unemployed actor, go to Hollywood.

Bubba must stand in for Luann's blind date.

Naomi feels neglected when Vint decides to join an elite men's club.

To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the Book of World Records by being the man who stays awake for the longest time.

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

When a swastika is found on their front door, the Bunkers go into a frenzy.

Archie, Edith and Mike tell Gloria three different versions of the story of a refrigerator repairman's visit.

During Elka's city council debate, things heat up between Victoria and J.J. and Melanie and Donald.

After Victoria's husband disappears, the women are monitored by an FBI agent; Melanie tells Alec that she is pregnant; Joy becomes irresistible to men.

The Helpers' anniversary bash becomes a documentary.

Rob, Buddy and Sally are in trouble when their script insults the boss.

Frasier concocts a scheme to make Diane feel included in the bar's clique.

Woody is afraid he'll lose his job when a temporary bartender wins the customers' hearts.

Elaine fears the worst when the cabbies invite themselves to her elegant cocktail party, for her highbrow art-world friends.

Felix tries to patch things up when a pro hockey player hits Oscar, but ends up challenging the athlete to a boxing match.

Bob attempts to help a group of ex-convicts with their search for honest employment.

Max becomes the head of the Guild of Surviving CONTROL Agents.

The Nortons move in with the Kramdens while their apartment gets painted; Ralph invites his boss to dinner.

Doberman will not part with his inherited millions.

Guests include Lucille Ball and George Carlin.

Sleepwalking Maynard is accused of jewel theft.

Miss Brooks oversleeps for class thanks to some sleeping pills Mrs. Davis had stored in an aspirin bottle. Later, others make the same mistake and doze off in Conklin's office.

Willie (Max Wright) helps homesick ALF arrange a trip to Melmac.

ALF has a crush on Lynn, so he makes a music video to impress her.

Teenage D.J. gets her chance to baby-sit; Danny sets Joey and Jesse up with dates.

Stephanie feels left out being the middle child so she announces marriage to get attention.

D.J.'s family tries to cheer her up when she is rejected by a boy in her class.

A heavy fog traps the arguing Nick and Irene together with the family.

Mike and Davy are kidnapped in a ghost town. Guest: Rose Marie.

The Monkees try to help a boy keep his pet horse.

Learning how pets donate blood.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Jesse and Joey want to spend more time at home with the girls.

Joey and Danny remember their first meeting; Stephanie believes D.J. stole her boyfriend.

Michelle has a crush on Rebecca's nephew; a scary movie gives Stephanie nightmares.

D.J. wants Danny to get her grade changed in class, but is upset when he kisses her Spanish teacher.

Greg, Peter and Bobby are looking forward to their annual camp out with Mike and Alice. But this time, Carol and the girls are coming along. 'Uh-uh', says the boys, who are sure the girls will ruin their good time.

Mike tries to cure the phone problem in his home by installing a pay phone.

Bobby is convinced nobody loves him and decides to run away from home.

Greg and Marcia run against each other for student body president. The heated election campaign carries over into the Brady house. The girls automatically side with Marcia and the boys side with Greg. Mike, Carol and Alice finally intercede.

The castaways overhear the voices of gangsters threatening their lives.

Mr. Howell wins all of the Skipper's possessions betting on turtle races.

The Skipper insists a stone found by Gilligan will grant the finder three wishes before sundown.

The Professor tries to cure the Skipper's amnesia by hypnotizing him and taking him through time.

Richie decides to see a psychiatrist after reading a book on abnormal psychology.

Richie is faced with a dilemma when he is selected to be an ROTC squad leader.

Richie wins a date with a Hollywood starlet to the school's victory dance.

Richie is shocked to learn that Joanie's first date is with Spike, a younger version of Fonzie.

Lucy can't cross the French-Italian border because she lost her passport.

Lucy's windfall at a casino starts trouble between the Mertzes and Ricardos.

The Ricardos and Mertzes must return to the United States by plane instead of ship.

Lucy tries to convince Bob Hope she isn't a jinx.

Harold T. Stone, newly appointed judge of a New York night court, shocks everyone with his unorthodox ways.

Harry's career may be ruined if the contents of his criminal record are revealed. Guest: Judy Landers.

Harry gets the surprise of his life when an elderly woman (Janis Paige) announces she is his long-lost mother.

Bull's menacing appearance works against him when he applies for a position as a volunteer father.

Sam's involvement with an aspiring politician could lead to a long-term romance.

Sam's new girlfriend, councilwoman Janet Eldridge, urges him to fire Diane and break his ties with the past.

After Sam and Diane clash at Janet's press conference, Janet demands a romantic commitment from Sam.

Carla and Frasier are dying to know whether Sam proposed to Diane or Janet Eldridge.

Bob advises a patient to write a play based on his own experiences, but the resulting play features characters bearing startling resemblances to the rest of the patients.

Mr. Carlin involves Emily in his scheme to impress his former schoolmates, especially a girl who never gave him the time of day.

A radio celebrity comes to Bob because of his stuttering problem. On radio, he practiced several unseen rhythmic devices to mask his problem, but a new television opportunity threatens to expose his problem with disastrous results.

Bob's friends close ranks to protect Emily Hartley when a handsome old flame pays her a very warm visit.

Max and a KAOS kingpin start a kidnap spree to exchange prisoners.

Max is wounded and 99 assumes he's dead when the "Blaster" comes back to town.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

The officers try to help an alcoholic.

The partners seek guests for a bar mitzvah.

The Smarts learn that KAOS plans to blow up a CONTROL building at a specific time.

The Smarts think that the Chief has gone daft when he risks romancing a beautiful woman.

Agent Maxwell Smart must pose as his look-alike, King Charles.

The chief decides to hide King Charles by posing him as Agent Smart.

A mad scientist plots to send Max and 99 into a five-year sleep.

Smart is squared off against the infamous Leadside and his assistants.

Max's personal snooping leads to a clue about a KAOS research lab.

Max and 99 must rescue Professor Milo Pheasant, who is being held captive by KAOS agents.

Smart must go to Washington to get secret plans when his contact is killed.

Max intercepts part of a formula for a deadly explosive KAOS is creating.

Max romances a KAOS agent, all in the line of duty, of course.

Smart seeks a lost gold mine; KAOS robs CONTROL and has financial problems.

Max must switch a code-key document for a fake without KAOS catching on.

Max prepares for the arrival of his first-born amidst the chaos of a plan to thwart KAOS.

Max takes 99 to KAOS headquarters by mistake when she starts labor pains.

Max is mistaken for a doctor by KAOS agents who need a doctor to remove a bullet.

A banana through the mail spells death for the CONTROL agent who receives it.

KAOS invents a new instant aging process and 15 CONTROL agents die of old age.

A KAOS mad scientist develops a new hallucinogenic drug and demands $50,000.

Agent 99 and CIA agent Quigley must save the world from a mad scientist who is freezing it.

Agent 99 infiltrates a radio program to learn the identity of a KAOS agent.

While in London, Max and 99 try to find out who is recreating "Jack the Ripper" type murders.

A mad scientist has created a serum to bring wax figures to life, and he starts with Jack the Ripper.