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Mike tries to cure the phone problem in his home by installing a pay phone.

Bobby is convinced nobody loves him and decides to run away from home.

Greg and Marcia run against each other for student body president. The heated election campaign carries over into the Brady house. The girls automatically side with Marcia and the boys side with Greg. Mike, Carol and Alice finally intercede.

The castaways overhear the voices of gangsters threatening their lives.

Mr. Howell wins all of the Skipper's possessions betting on turtle races.

The Skipper insists a stone found by Gilligan will grant the finder three wishes before sundown.

The Professor tries to cure the Skipper's amnesia by hypnotizing him and taking him through time.

Richie decides to see a psychiatrist after reading a book on abnormal psychology.

Richie is faced with a dilemma when he is selected to be an ROTC squad leader.

Richie wins a date with a Hollywood starlet to the school's victory dance.

Richie is shocked to learn that Joanie's first date is with Spike, a younger version of Fonzie.

Lucy can't cross the French-Italian border because she lost her passport.

Lucy's windfall at a casino starts trouble between the Mertzes and Ricardos.

The Ricardos and Mertzes must return to the United States by plane instead of ship.

Lucy tries to convince Bob Hope she isn't a jinx.

Harold T. Stone, newly appointed judge of a New York night court, shocks everyone with his unorthodox ways.

Harry's career may be ruined if the contents of his criminal record are revealed. Guest: Judy Landers.

Harry gets the surprise of his life when an elderly woman (Janis Paige) announces she is his long-lost mother.

Bull's menacing appearance works against him when he applies for a position as a volunteer father.

Sam's involvement with an aspiring politician could lead to a long-term romance.

Sam's new girlfriend, councilwoman Janet Eldridge, urges him to fire Diane and break his ties with the past.

After Sam and Diane clash at Janet's press conference, Janet demands a romantic commitment from Sam.

Carla and Frasier are dying to know whether Sam proposed to Diane or Janet Eldridge.

Bob advises a patient to write a play based on his own experiences, but the resulting play features characters bearing startling resemblances to the rest of the patients.

Mr. Carlin involves Emily in his scheme to impress his former schoolmates, especially a girl who never gave him the time of day.

A radio celebrity comes to Bob because of his stuttering problem. On radio, he practiced several unseen rhythmic devices to mask his problem, but a new television opportunity threatens to expose his problem with disastrous results.

Bob's friends close ranks to protect Emily Hartley when a handsome old flame pays her a very warm visit.

Max and a KAOS kingpin start a kidnap spree to exchange prisoners.

Max is wounded and 99 assumes he's dead when the "Blaster" comes back to town.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

The officers try to help an alcoholic.

The partners seek guests for a bar mitzvah.

The Smarts learn that KAOS plans to blow up a CONTROL building at a specific time.

The Smarts think that the Chief has gone daft when he risks romancing a beautiful woman.

Agent Maxwell Smart must pose as his look-alike, King Charles.

The chief decides to hide King Charles by posing him as Agent Smart.

A mad scientist plots to send Max and 99 into a five-year sleep.

Smart is squared off against the infamous Leadside and his assistants.

Max's personal snooping leads to a clue about a KAOS research lab.

Max and 99 must rescue Professor Milo Pheasant, who is being held captive by KAOS agents.

Smart must go to Washington to get secret plans when his contact is killed.

Max intercepts part of a formula for a deadly explosive KAOS is creating.

Max romances a KAOS agent, all in the line of duty, of course.

Smart seeks a lost gold mine; KAOS robs CONTROL and has financial problems.

Max must switch a code-key document for a fake without KAOS catching on.

Max prepares for the arrival of his first-born amidst the chaos of a plan to thwart KAOS.

Max takes 99 to KAOS headquarters by mistake when she starts labor pains.

Max is mistaken for a doctor by KAOS agents who need a doctor to remove a bullet.

A banana through the mail spells death for the CONTROL agent who receives it.

KAOS invents a new instant aging process and 15 CONTROL agents die of old age.

A KAOS mad scientist develops a new hallucinogenic drug and demands $50,000.

Agent 99 and CIA agent Quigley must save the world from a mad scientist who is freezing it.

Agent 99 infiltrates a radio program to learn the identity of a KAOS agent.

While in London, Max and 99 try to find out who is recreating "Jack the Ripper" type murders.

A mad scientist has created a serum to bring wax figures to life, and he starts with Jack the Ripper.

When Smart accidentally jettisons a secret package from a plane, he has to retrieve it.

Max and the Chief each suspect the other of murdering seven CONTROL agents.

Max is assigned to protect a KAOS agent who is defecting to CONTROL.

Max is assigned to retrieve a bottle of a new type of liquid rocket fuel.

When Agent 99 is kidnapped and replaced with an exact duplicate by KAOS, the Chief wants to know why.

Max and the Chief try to find out how KAOS is gathering secret information.

Max gets a job at a nursery where one CONTROL agent has already mysteriously disappeared.

Max is astonished to learn that the United States belongs to the direct descendant of Columbus.

Agent Maxwell Smart locks the Chief and Larrabee inside of a vault.

Agent Maxwell Smart falls prey to a KAOS plot to hypnotize CONTROL agents.

The loss of a beloved teddy bear prompts fond recollections of the girls' mother.

A woman from Joey's past re-enters his life; D.J. and Stephanie are handcuffed together -- and the key is lost.

The entire family pitches in when Jesse accidentally double-books the band.

Danny's navigational skills leave the family stranded on a deserted island during their Hawaiian vacation.

Bobby becomes very unpopular when he decides to be the best safety monitor at school.

The siblings compete for Bill's attention.

A girl from Iowa wants to make it in show business, so she goes to Danny for help.

Donna's former boyfriend, now a millionaire, arrives for a visit.

A huge, shaggy dog adopts Steve and disrupts the neighborhood with his howls.

One of the world's 10 richest women sets her sights on Steve by showering his family with costly gifts.

A greeting card writer is mistakenly the focus of a secret mission.

Lucy and Viv start a business giving children's parties.

Lucy and Ethel compete for the presidency of their women's club.

Ricky accidentally gives Lucy a black eye.

Ritchie runs into the house screaming that he has been pecked on the head by a giant woodpecker.

Mary tries to keep smiling through some bad luck.

Richie is selected to become a contestant on a popular game show with a chance to win $3,200.

When Shirley finds out that Carmine is dating other women, she decides to play the field herself.

A girl refuses to wear clothes; a blind woman thinks a man's attention is pity; a divorced man thinks his cabin is wiretapped.

Isaac's criminal uncle arrives; Doc worries about a doctor's career decision; a proper woman meets her daughter's beau.

Mrs. Drysdale, giving a lavish garden party, finds to her horror that she is losing her guests to the Clampetts.

Jed decides that his tomboy daughter Elly, who has taken up motorcycle riding, needs a mother to make her a lady.

Mama suspects Naomi of trying to cash in on Vint's life insurance policy.

Mama helps Aunt Effie recover from a concussion.

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

Archie sneaks off to night school in hopes of completing his high-school education.

A walk home past a neighborhood construction site turns into a nightmarish encounter for Gloria.

Simon meets his son and grandson for the first time; the family pretends to be happy to try to get Wilbur into a prestigious pre-school.

Elka throws a funeral for Victoria so she can join Emmet in hiding; Simon and Joy face a dilemma.

The Petrie home becomes a command post when government agents move in.

Rob is cast in a low-budget film and turns out to be the screen's worst lover.

Diane has second thoughts about having refused Sam's marriage proposal.

Cliff tries to persuade a wealthy man into marrying his mother.

The gang comes up with a pickup line for John to use on a stranger sitting at a nearby table.

Felix recounts how he and Oscar met while serving on jury duty.

On the eve of being named "Secretary of the Year," Carol informs Bob that she is quitting.

Agent Maxwell Smart poses as a safecracker who is employed by KAOS.

Ralph's attempt to secure Tommy and Jimmy Dorsey as performers for the Racoon's Ball hits a snag when he finds the brothers in the middle of a feud.

Bilko finds the one place in California that allows gambling casinos.

Guests include Martha Raye and Tim Conway.

Dobie and Herbert search for a starlet's dog.

The students strike for better food.

Uncle Joe convinces two overweight women that the Shady Rest is really a reducing farm, where their loss is management's gain.

Ann and Don plan an elaborate joke in retaliation for the joke Marty played on them.

While on a trip to Nevada, D.J. and Stephanie hit the jackpot.

Family members try to talk Jesse and Rebecca (Lori Loughlin) out of a hasty Lake Tahoe wedding.

As the new school year begins, seventh grade causes problems for D.J.

When Jesse and Rebecca suffer relationship woes, the family attempts to patch things up.

Greg has a near accident on the freeway and his parents deny him car privileges for a week.

Freddie comes to visit Bill and falls in love with the children.

Danny accepts an invitation to a blonde bombshell's high society champagne dinner.

The Stones plan a California vacation, but everyone wants them to go someplace else.

Robbie is the unwilling beneficiary of an old Chinese custom when a girl whose life he saves insists on being his slave.

Steve (Fred MacMurray) is tempted when a female explorer invites him to go along on an African safari.

While trying to capture an escaped wild animal, Lucy is put to sleep by a hunter's tranquilizing gun.

Lucy finds herself playing center field for the volunteer firefighters' baseball team.

Lucy decides to complete a high-school love letter.

A crying baby creates havoc with the neighbors and the landlord.

Rob begins to fear that he is allergic to his own family when proximity to Laura and Ritchie starts him sneezing.

Rhoda's green thumb convinces her that she should go into the houseplant business.

Richie persuades Fonzie to star in the title role of "Hamlet" for a fund-raising performance.

Laverne is set up by Lenny and Squiggy with the Milwaukee Man of the Year.

Gopher meets a lady customs agent; a widow tries to cool her son's romance; the boutique manager deals with three fiances.

Stubing's aunt wants to take Vicki; a jealous lover (Alejandro Rey) targets Doc; two passengers compete for Julie.

Quirt Manly, celebrated star of television Westerns, is invited to the Clampett mansion to try to tame Elly May.

An Australian banker sends Drysdale a kangaroo as a joke, and Granny thinks she has discovered a giant jackrabbit.

Bubba learns he has to attend night school to graduate high school; when it is revealed that Mama doesn't have her high school diploma, she joins him, but she is soon faced with the same problem she was some 40 years ago.

The Harpers hope to cure Mama of her addiction to home-shopping TV shows.

A person comes to visit, claiming that he and Fred were friends 40 years ago.

Fred plays an important role when Esther tries to adopt a child, but her husband is drunk during the adoption agency's visit.

Gloria is in a foul mood and argues with Edith over allowing Archie to boss her around. She later gets into a fight with Mike, ruining the birthday celebration.

When the house next door to the Bunkers is for sale, Archie and Henry Jefferson become nervous.

Victoria's movie premiere approaches; Emmy visits with surprising news; Elka has taken a younger lover.

When Victoria wants an Oscar nomination, her friends try to convince Academy members to consider her.

Rob and Laura are dismayed by Millie's jealousy of their new neighbors.

Laura spends a night alone in the house when Rob and Richie go fishing.

Frasier is invited to appear on a televised debate featuring several prominent psychiatrists.

Norm gets the whole gang involved when he invests in a combination laundry and tanning salon.

Bobby gets dazzling results when he goes to Louie's 20th class reunion, pretending to be Louie.

In the throes of a hangover, Oscar throws Felix out of the apartment.

At the school where Emily works, low reading scores prompt indignant outbursts and threats from angry parents. Principal Phil Bannister flees their wrath by going on an extended fishing trip, but not before he tells Emily to handle the crisis.

KAOS breaks the CONTROL code and Max is sent on a suicide mission as a decoy.

The Kramdens watch for a prowler; Alice becomes a "Glow Worm Girl" for a commercial.

Bilko vacations in the same place as the colonel.

Guests include Garry Moore and Durward Kirby.

Zelda talks Maynard into proposing to her.

Conklin, Boynton, and Miss Brooks attend the reading of the will of Mr. Casey, a cat.

Railroad executive Homer Bedloe arrives in Hooterville with a railroad tycoon, who is determined to purchase the Cannonball.

A young guest upsets Ann's dinner for Don's friends.

Jesse and Joey want Stephanie to apologize to a boy (Whitby Hertford) she has been teasing.

Danny's mother decides to make her weekend visit a permanent stay.

Joey gets a chance to appear on "Star Search"; Michelle wants to sleep in her ballerina skirt.

The girls fall in love with a stray dog, unaware that the pup is pregnant.

The Brady brood competes in a local TV amateur contest, to win money for their parents' anniversary present.

A disabled boy's mother thinks Jody is too rough.

Danny thinks a down-and-out comic has stolen his material.

Donna and Alex are disappointed that their friends didn't invite them to a dinner dance.

Robbie takes on a heavy workload so that he can rent a room away from home.

When Chip (Stanley Livingston) adopts a shoulder-length hairstyle, Steve (Fred MacMurray) decides he needs more attention.

Lucy and Harry write a TV commercial for Tennessee Ernie Ford.

Lucy's new banker tells her to economize.

Exhausted from walking the baby at night, Lucy and Ricky hire a maid.

Lucy wants to get into the act when Ricky produces an American Indian show.

Rob feels that he has betrayed his dentist friend, Jerry, when he goes to another dentist.

Mary dates a man seven years her junior, despite the advice of friends.

Potsie invites three stranded beauty pageant contestants to spend the night at the Cunninghams' home.

Laverne cannot accept her mother's death and will not visit her grave.

A fashion-show cruise features designers Geoffrey Beene, Halston, Bob Mackie and Gloria Vanderbilt; guest Robert Vaughn.

A fashion-show cruise features designers Geoffrey Beene, Halston, Bob Mackie and Gloria Vanderbilt; guest Robert Vaughn.

A beauty-contest winner from the hills and her father come to visit Jethro with marriage on their minds.

Backwoods freeloader Lafe Crick lingers on at the Clampett mansion as an unwanted guest in search of an easy fortune.

Iola and Mama set out to prove that Vint isn't Raytown's serial burglar.

Even though Naomi and Vint separate, they must continue to live with Mama.

Esther and Woodrow are not pleased with Daniel, their newly adopted son with a different religious belief.

Fred gets an act together for a TV amateur show with Lamont and Bubba.

A heat wave that stifles New York is nothing compared to the trouble a woman is causing for Archie and Edith.

Trouble starts in the Bunker house when the family finds an 82-year-old pajama-clad stranger in their living room.

The women are assessed to see if they can adopt a puppy; Elka's relationships with Mamie and Roy take a turn.

Melanie uses her illness to get sold-out concert tickets; Victoria starts an online romance.

Rob dreams he is a sheriff in the Wild West.

Rob's autobiography is bought by Alan Brady for a television series.

Diane brags about her date at a trendy restaurant, so Sam pretends to be a world-famous heart surgeon to get reservations of his own.

Diane uses a college classmate (J. Eddie Peck) to make Sam jealous; Cliff persuades Norm to join his fraternal organization.

Mechanic Latka Gravas faces deportation unless he marries a U.S. citizen.

Oscar blames Felix for his developing ulcer.

Bob gives up his practice in Chicago to become a professor at a small college in Oregon.

Max, 99 and Harry Hoo are left on a deserted Pacific island to look for a mysterious murderer.

The Kramdens and the Nortons go on vacation together; the girls want to go to Atlantic City, but the boys decide on Fred's Landing.

Bilko holds a poker game in a dummy space chamber.

Guests include Nanette Fabray and Nancy Wilson.

Experimental pills make Maynard super-strong.

Miss Brooks sends a message to Mr. Boynton that two can live as cheaply as one when Mr. Conklin has a room for rent.

After selling a painting, Uncle Joe thinks he's on the road to success.

With Ann's help, her agent revives his comedy career.

D.J. and Stephanie refuse to share a room any longer; Danny is forced to play mediator.

Jesse accepts a challenge to attempt a dangerous motorcycle stunt atop a tall building.

Jesse, Stephanie and Michelle get trapped in a gas station just as Michelle's birthday party is about to begin.

Stephanie suddenly becomes very possessive of her dad; D.J. gets her first blemish.

When Bobby makes an idol out of Jesse James, Mike and Carol are asked to meet with his principal.

A movie star is ready to give up her career if Bill will marry her.

Danny makes a special trip home on his birthday, but Terry and Rusty seem to have forgotten the occasion.

A newspaper quiz makes trouble for Alex and Donna.

Robbie has a spat with his girl while baby-sitting for friends and has to take the baby home with him.

Two tomboys -- a female engineer and a member of a girls hockey team -- prove tough to handle for Steve and Chip.

Lucy must pass a driving test when she discovers her license has expired.

Lucy convinces a reformed safecracker to get Mr. Mooney out of a locked vault.

Sad Lucy wanders off while her surprise party waits.

Lucy tries everything to get a larger apartment.

Rob must choose a Cleopatra for a community theater production.

Rhoda and Mary fly to New York for Rhoda's younger sister's wedding.

Fonzie shocks Richie and his friends when he announces marriage plans.

Laverne goes to Chicago to try out for a role in "West Side Story.".

Gopher's aunt fears disclosures about her money; an employee leaves his son with Stubing; a marriageable woman eyes two men.

Julie falls for a veterinarian; a divorced couple must share quarters; Vicki is offered a part in a TV series.

Elly May decides to enter a beauty competition to become the queen of Beverly Hills, with some help from Miss Jane and the Drysdales; when Granny hears about the race, she wants to enter as well.

Still trying to get his hands on the Clampett millions, Lafe pays a return visit, ostensibly to give Granny a pawpaw tree.

Mama has a new outlook on life when she's almost hit by lightning.

Mama wants to sing at Raytown's Founder's Day.

Fred thinks that all his furniture has been stolen when Lamont and Esther send it out to be upholstered.

Fred debates competing in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest in town.

A provocative kiss sparks a feud between Archie and his liberal daughter, Gloria.

Archie surprises everyone when he comes home from work bearing gifts and good cheer.

The women take the depressed dog to a pet therapist, who blames them for his bad behavior.

Melanie uses her illness to get sold-out concert tickets; Victoria starts an online romance.

In this pilot for what turned out to be "The Dick Van Dyke Show," Rob tries to tell his son what he does at work.

Rob talks Laura into leaving their sick son with a baby sitter while they go to a party at Alan Brady's penthouse.

A forged letter leads Diane to believe she can make it as a ballerina.

After Diane refuses his proposal once again, Sam loses his temper and finds himself charged with assault and battery.

Finances dictate either John or his new wife drop out of college.

Felix volunteers his and Oscar's services to take care of a small boy.