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Ralph sees baby clothes Alice made for some extra money and thinks they're having a baby, so he gets a job as a Santa Claus to make enough cash to support a family.

Bilko refuses to reveal why he bought an empty store.

Ken Berry and Nanette Fabray join in tonight's episode; Carol plays a dowdy secretary discouraging some glamorous temp applicants, and the movie spoof Flight 13 To Nowhere.

Winner Dobie thinks Chatsworth rigged a drawing.

Miss Brooks must present an award to a dim-witted student, or his father will cancel the big barbecue that she and Mr. Boynton are invited to.

Uncle Joe tries to rig a talent contest he is promoting, in order to assure that one of his nieces will win.

Ann sees her life pass before her eyes as she flies over Vermont in a light plane.

D.J. learns a valuable lesson when she decides to go on a crash diet.

Jesse has second thoughts about his engagement when his old girlfriend re-enters his life.

Danny's new girlfriend (Debra Sandlund) has a mischievous 11-year-old son (Jordan Christopher Michael).

A love letter intended for D.J. falls into the wrong hands and gets passed around the house.

Cindy and Bobby take a test to compete on a television show; Bobby is the big-headed one, although he does not study like his sister; Cindy passes the test believing she will be a TV star, but freezes when she gets there.

A grandfatherly Chinese (Keye Luke) "adopts" the twins.

Terry's decision to quit school and embark on a modeling career forces Danny to get sneaky.

Donna agrees to take a group of boys camping.

An unknown double nearly wrecks Robbie's reputation.

Robbie loses his driving privileges after the campus beauty queen gets a ticket while driving his car.

Lucy, Harry and the kids ride the rapids on the Colorado River.

Lucy institutes a rigorous training program for the women's volunteer fire department.

Lucy and Ethel buy their own dress shop.

Lucy wangles the star role in a revue on the promise that Ricky will emcee.

Rob unwittingly describes Laura as a "nut" on TV.

Mary's ex-boyfriend gets a job in the newsroom.

Richie irritates his friends with his new image when he gets his own radio show.

The gang tries to raise money to save Frank's annual Pizza Bowl dinner for less-fortunate men.

A dying tycoon (Lloyd Bridges) charters the ship to re-evaluate his relatives.

A dying tycoon (Lloyd Bridges) charters the ship to re-evaluate his relatives.

Invited to the dignified groundbreaking for a new bank, the Clampetts confuse the event with an old-fashioned barn raising.

Two Beverly Hills tycoons continue to probe the mysterious doings of inscrutable financial wizard, J.D. Clampett.

A family war erupts when Vint and Naomi want to switch bedrooms with Bubba.

When Bubba comes home tipsy, Mama is reminded of a drunken incident involving Eunice.

Fred hits a lucky gambling streak when he and Lamont need money to buy the Sanford Arms.

Fred traces his background and is told he is Jewish and a descendant of King Solomon.

Archie and Edith celebrate their 35th wedding anniversary by going on a second honeymoon.

Archie is robbed by a young man while driving the cab. He plans to press charges, but has second thoughts when the mans wealthy father pays him a visit.

Victoria's son visits, even though she always forgets him; Joy and Mitch contemplate their compatibility.

In an animated episode, the women endure dodgy beauty treatments, zombies, and a Cleveland that celebrates LeBron James.

Rob and Ritchie find themselves more than a little lost when Laura briefly resumes her dancing career.

Laura's plans for a quiet weekend in the country are spoiled when Buddy convinces Rob to take care of his German shepherd.

When Woody's parents insist that their son return to Indiana to escape the decadence of Boston, the gang produces a home movie to refute their claims.

Diane, who has always wanted to be a writer, is offered to have one of her novels published; can Diane can combine her work with marriage?

Louie promises to turn over a new leaf when he fears he may die during an operation.

When $50 is missing from the poker bank, Felix suspects Oscar of taking the money.

Bob and Emily have been trying for some time to have a child. When they attend a party where the conversation turns to the subject of children, they feel so left out that they decide to adopt a child.

Max comes to the rescue of a madcap heiress who staged her own kidnapping.

Ralph gets his new bowling ball stuck on his hand.

A WAC sergeant and Bilko compete for the right to have the use of a personal jeep.

Guests are Dyan Cannon and Paul Lynde; Lynde plays a smarmy insurance salesman, and later appears in Canoga Falls in Cannon on As The Stomach Turns.

In order to obtain enough money to impress Thalia on their prom date, Dobie conspires with his beatnik friend Maynard to rig a raffle at the local movie theater.

Harriet talks her father into spying on Miss Brooks and Mr. Boynton one evening to prove that there's nothing untoward going on between the two.

An old friend of Kate tells the girls to dig up some eligible prospects, in order to get Kate married again.

Ann and Don find a cabin after their plane crashes and leaves them lost in the woods.

Jesse and Joey go on a camping trip, leaving Danny behind to run the house.

Joey is secretly taped for a video dating service and meets the woman of his dreams (Yvette Nipar).

D.J. wants to be a working girl, but the cost is her first failing grade.

Danny is out to prove himself when D.J. asks only Jesse and Joey to play at her fund-raiser.

Trouble arises when Greg and Marcia both decide to use the attic as their own private room.

Bill plays detective after he discovers thefts on a construction site.

Rusty runs away to an orphanage when Danny breaks his promise to perform at Rusty's school.

Alex feels like he has no position at home.

The usually all-male Douglas household becomes a refuge for a female dancer who has been evicted from her apartment.

Steve (Fred MacMurray) takes part in a fathers-vs.-sons quiz show.

Lucy nurses Uncle Harry after he has his tonsils removed.

Lucy dresses as a cadet to see Jerry in military school.

Lucy and Ethel believe they are entitled to equal rights with men.

The Ricardos forget their resolution not to show snapshots of their youngster when friends come to visit.

An office crisis sets Rob to reminiscing about his hectic early days as a comedy writer.

Mary promises to find separated Lou a date.

Fonzie asks Richie to keep an eye on his girlfriend while he is out of town for a week.

Shirley becomes convinced she was adopted when her brother come to town to visit.

A widow plays matchmaker for her sister; Isaac's dental filling receives transmissions; a couple's vow stops at "obey.".

Doc reconciles with his brother; A couple tries deception to get free passage; A girl experiences first love.

The Clampetts, on the advice of Mr. Drysdale, become the owners of the most exclusive dress shop in Beverly Hills.

The Clampetts' new exclusive dress shop becomes "The House of Granny" -- complete with cracker barrel, potbellied stove, etc.

Mama is jealous when Iola acquires a new best friend.

Iola, Bubba and Mama fantasize about marriage after attending a wedding. Guest star: Joseph Campanella.

Fred invites B.B. King to dinner and gives him another reason to sing the blues.

Fred is caught spending a lot of time with a white schoolteacher.

Irene Lorenzo challenges Archie to a game of pool at Kelsey's Tavern.

The Bunker household's Christmas mood turns grim when Edith tells Gloria she is going for a surgical examination.

During Elka's city council debate, things heat up between Victoria and J.J. and Melanie and Donald.

The women go to Melanie's radio co-host for advice, making Melanie feel slighted; Victoria meets J.J.'s family.

Rob fears he is no longer needed when his co-writers turn out a show without his help.

Rob proudly presents Laura with a huge, horrible necklace, but she can't bring herself to tell him it is ugly.

Sam returns to the bar when his trip around the world is cut short by a sunken craft; his attempts to regain his old job are hampered by the bar's management.

Sam tries to keep Rebecca from finding out about his second job as a substitute for a local sportscaster.

Alex arranges a date between Elaine and one of his fares, who is a real loser with women.

Felix is forced to depend on Oscar's help in the finals of the Golden Apron Cooking Contest.

When Bob returns from his vacation in Mexico, Jerry announces that he is about to be married to a girl he just met. Cynthia, a beautiful but domineering oral hygienist, becomes too much for Jerry, and he realizes that he has made a mistake.

CONTROL pits their robot, Hymie, against KAOS' notorious killer, Octavia.

Ralph tries to get New Year's Eve off work to go to a party.

Bilko and his cohorts invest in an ailing race horse.

Guest stars Ken Berry and Totie Fields drop by to take part in some of Carol's most popular recurring sketches.

Dobie tries to impress Thalia by dressing as nicely as the rich Milton Armitage. A frustrated Milton doesn't know that Dobie is borrowing his duds from a local tailor.

Chaos reigns when Mr. Conklin's written speech to the school board is accidentally torn.

Uncle Joe wants to cash in on the recent Beatlemania fever, by making up a girl group named The Ladybugs, starring his nieces and Sheriff Ragsdale's daughter.

Ann thinks she has a hot stock tip.

Stephanie fears she will be shunned at school with her new glasses.

Michelle learns about caring for a pet when she wins a goldfish at a carnival.

Jesse risks one last daring escapade on the eve of his wedding.

The wedding ceremony for Jesse and Rebecca is delayed when the groom fails to arrive.

A rock-music agent wants to sign Greg to become a rock star named Johnny Bravo. Greg lets his new fame get to his head.

Bill has to look after the children when French is out of town.

Danny becomes the umpire for Rusty's baseball team.

Donna tries to help Jeff win a football uniform.

Robbie learns of an old Italian custom when he takes a girl walking in the park and is then expected to marry her.

Steve (Fred MacMurray) gets a parking ticket from Robbie's girlfriend, a meter maid, then flunks his driving test.

Lucy and Kim portray the Andrews Sisters in a fan club production.

Lucy and Viv try to undo a college-reunion prank.

Lucy vows to tell the truth for 24 hours.

Lucy does her best to crash Ricky's nightclub show.

Rob, under the influence of science fiction, fears that a walnut will steal his imagination and his thumbs.

Rhoda is madly in love with the owner of the store she works in but has no idea how he feels about her.

Richie, Potsie and Ralph sneak out of their hotel room to sample the nightlife in Chicago.

Lenny and Squiggy replace the girls as directors of the brewery's annual talent show.

A woman falls for a man's claim of a year of celibacy; a woman's bridge partners hinder her romance; Stubing makes Vicki his secretary.

Doc sees his new bride kissing another man; a safety inspector falls in love; a former employer wants a lady executive to work for him.

Snooty Mrs. Drysdale mistakes Elly for a European princess and excitedly plans a lavish party in her honor.

Jed does business his own way when Drysdale forms Clampco Inc. for tax purposes and makes Jed president.

Uncle Oscar's talking parrot tells the family of a hidden treasure.

Mama leads a senior-citizens' tap-dancing troupe.

Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has bought is worth a great deal of money and decides to auction it to make the most profit.

Lamont takes Fred out for a night on the town for his 65th birthday. However, Fred feels overwhelmed by the amount of activities they do.

Mike and Gloria have a heated argument over the fact that Gloria's now the aggressor in their marital relationship.

It is Archie's birthday and he is more surprised by his birth certificate than by his surprise party.

While deciding on who will be her "plus one" for the Oscars, Victoria must choose between Melanie and Joy, forcing the two to compete.

Victoria is up for an Academy Award; Elka faces a City Council election; Melanie gets a visit from her mother.

Rob invites 44 fellow PTA members to his television show, but he forgets to get the tickets.

Rob is accused of being a Don Juan when he takes his wife's advice and stops treating Sally as one of the boys.

Carla plans to marry Eddie but wants to quit waitressing due to Eddie's career; Rebecca refuses to allow the wedding reception in the bar until Sam persuades Rebecca that the reception will impress her boss Mr. Drake.

Rebecca puts Sam in charge of Carla's wedding plans; Sam orders Woody to tell the church that the couple are late, Cliff to retrieve Eddie and Frasier to pick up Carla's gown.

Bobby tears up his cabbie license when it seems he has finally landed a long-awaited role in a soap opera.

Felix persuades Oscar to use his influence to prevent a great college quarterback from being corrupted by pro football.

Bob decides that for his own mental well-being, he needs some peace and quiet. He moves into a hotel room by himself for a few days, leaving a confused Howard thinking that Bob and Emily have split up.

Max learns he is number one on the KAOS kill list with a bounty on his head.

Ralph Kramden, a perpetually flustered but eternally optimistic city bus driver living in a small Brooklyn apartment with his wife, Alice, schemes with his best friend, sanitation worker Ed Norton, to improve his lot in life.

Bilko heads to Chicago to pick up an AWOL soldier.

Carol salutes MGM with the help of guest stars Chita Rivera and Bob Newhart; spoofs of classic movies abound, including Ninotchka, Blackboard Jungle, Gone With The Wind, and more.

Thalia urges Dobie to become a doctor, but he meets Zelda Gilroy and learns about the scientific concept of propinquity, the psychological tendency for people to form relationships with those whom they encounter often.

Miss Brooks plays matchmaker between a reluctant janitor and a cleaning lady.

Willie loses his temper with ALF during a family camping trip.

ALF convinces Willie to travel to the mountains to cut down a real Christmas tree.

Jesse and Rebecca return from their honeymoon with plans to move into their own place.

D.J. and Stephanie attempt some renovations of their own when the house is remodeled.

Stephanie's winning pitch gains her a starting place on a Little League team.

The Tanner family travels to Hollywood when Joey wins the lead in a television pilot.

The Monkees are fired when a mobster takes over Pop's Restaurant.

Mike is swindled by a man posing as a music publisher.

Learning about bird watching.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

D.J. gets into trouble with her father when she sneaks out to meet a boy.

Jesse helps with Michelle's preschool graduation ceremony; a college student (Jennifer Nash) falls for Danny.

News of his band's touring contract distracts Jesse from bigger news -- Rebecca's pregnancy.

Jesse and Rebecca feel confident about parenthood until they learn she is expecting twins.

Greg seems sick, but Alice discovers a love note he wrote to a mysterious "Linda.".

When the Bradys' dog disappears, the family gets together to post a reward to anyone who finds him.

The Brady home is in chaos when Carol leaves to care for an ailing aunt and Alice sprains her ankle.

Marcia feels as though her world has been destroyed when she gets braces on her teeth.

Mr. Howell puts Gilligan through basic training to be a millionaire's socialite son.

A fall from a coconut tree gives Gilligan an inflated nose and a deflated ego.

Gilligan finds himself a blushing bride when a native chief comes to the island to marry off his daughter. However, he must compete with another suitor for the young woman's hand.

Gilligan suggests a beauty contest to decide who the prettiest woman is on the island. Others try to influence him to cast his vote in their favor.

In need of extra cash, the Cunninghams reluctantly rent out the room over the garage to Fonzie.

When Fonzie's motorcycle is totaled in front of the Cunningham house, he vows to kill the perpetrator.

Richie, Potsie and Ralph try mass baby-sitting to raise money for tickets to a big football game.

Fonzie suffers a case of stage fright when he makes his singing debut at the big dance.

Lucy may be riding with a killer (Elsa Lanchester).

Misadventures abound when the Ricardos and Mertzes vacation in Florida.

Lucy manages to have the boat run out of gas on a pleasure cruise.

The Ricardos go to Cuba, where Ricky wants to introduce his relatives to his wife and son.

A Russian immigrant, charged with possession of stolen merchandise, threatens to set himself on fire.

Harry falls for a rock star, but soon learns that the relationship won't work.

Bull takes care of a neighbor's baby, not realizing that the mother has abandoned the child.

The court deals with a man who, once declared legally dead, returns home to his wife to find she has remarried.

A simple prank against Frasier nearly turns into tragedy as Norm and Cliff lead him to believe that Rebecca is lusting after him.

Norm paints Rebecca's office and apartment to pay off his overextended bar tab.

Cliff (John Ratzenberger) handcuffs himself to his mother's (Frances Sternhagen) house in an effort to save it from demolition.

Lilith wins a weekend with Sam at a Cheers-sponsored "hunk" auction.

Howard floats into Bob's office on Cloud Nine after having a tooth pulled. He is so poetic that Carol tells Emily that she's in love with him. Emily agrees to help Carol get him, and the two have an up-and-down romance.

Jerry fears there's something wrong with him because he never becomes serious about any of the girls he dates, and asks Bob if he can become one of his patients; Bob agrees, but they abandon the plan when it begins to interfere with their friendship.

Bob and Emily travel to a ski lodge that's nearly deserted except for the annoying couple with whom they share a bathroom.

Feeling unfulfilled and having just turned 29, Carol quits her job as Bob's receptionist, then suddenly shows up at one of Bob's group-therapy sessions, creating a situation in which Bob finds himself more of a patient than a doctor.

Max joins KAOS in an attempt to find out who's paying off CONTROL agents.

Max is assigned to solve the mysterious disappearance of CONTROL agents.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Toody tries to give Lucille a special gift.

The officers use Sylvia to catch a con man.

Lucy helps Harry avoid marriage by pretending to be his pregnant wife.

Lucy is denied a vacation by Harry because of her constant extended lunches and late mornings.

Uncle Harry moves in with Lucy and refuses to help out with chores.

Lucy and Vivian compete for the attention of a cruise ship captain.

With little notice, Lucy must organize a shipboard talent show.

Lucy talks Flip Wilson into taking part in Harry's neighborhood play.

Lucy is quarantined with newly returned astronauts.

Lucy and Kim plan a bogus counterfeiting operation to pressure Harry into giving Lucy a raise.

Lucy shares a seat on a ski lift with Dinah Shore.

Lucy becomes David Frost's traveling companion.

Lucy can win $1,000 if she teaches a chimpanzee to perform a trick.

Lucy invites a little old lady (Helen Hayes) to stay at her house.

Lucy is appointed office manager in order to qualify Harry for a federal loan.

Kim learns what it's like to be a single girl living alone.

Lucy falls for the doctor (Lloyd Bridges) treating her broken leg.

Joe Namath convinces Lucy that Craig could be a star quarterback.

Lucy takes a job as an assistant to a pregnant Petula Clark.

Donny Osmond joins Lucy and Kim in a musical revue to help save a local beach.

Harry tries to convince Lucy to marry a wealthy foreign prince.

Lucy auditions for the part of a pickle in a TV commercial.

Lucy goes under cover to get information from a prisoner (Elsa Lanchester).

Lucy takes up pottery in order to replace Harry's valuable broken vase.

Lucy and Harry recall some of their funniest moments.