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The KAOS leader, Siegfried, plans the world's biggest kidnapping scheme.

KAOS blackmails the world by threatening to launch a missile.

Inspector Sledge Hammer is recalled from suspension to help locate the mayor's abducted daughter (Joanne Baron).

Sledge and partner Dori Doreau show a tough action news reporter what a typical day in the precinct is like.

An aspiring actress and a centenarian compete to win fabulous prizes.

Actress Evelyn Rudie is featured on the classic quiz show.

Murray takes on an extra job to earn the money to buy his wife an expensive gift.

After agreeing to baby-sit Bess for a weekend, Mary gets a call from a former boyfriend.

Ted decides to move in when the apartment directly below Mary's becomes available.

An overenthusiastic building inspector threatens Mrs. Babish with a $2,500 fine.

Laverne is convinced that a spy is after a secret formula belonging to the brewery.

Shirley starts spending time with a wealthy, sophisticated older man.

Laverne and Shirley pose as weight-loss counselors at a fat farm.

Naomi's boss wants to trade favors for a promotion.

Bubba videotapes his family for a class project.

Mama mistakenly believes that Vint bought her an expensive bracelet.

Greed overtakes Mama when she gets $800 from a malfunctioning bank teller machine.

A man (Gordon Jump) involves crew and passengers in finding a dog to represent his company; guests Catherine Bach, Dirk Benedict, Heather Thomas, Jo Anne Worley, Isabel Sanford, Chuck McCann.

Stubing's ex-wife arrives with her new husband; a girl cheers a would-be bride; a politician's fiancee discovers she is a centerfold.

Big Red is waiting to take on a pool hustler from another town; in "Love and the Old Boyfriend," John is pressured at work and henpecked at home.

Harvey resorts to desperate measures to inspire curiosity in the girl across the court.

Wally's parents can't understand why a girl wants to marry him. "Love And The Letter" An immigrant falls in love with his night-school teacher.

Country-boy Dave calls a girl whose number he found on the wall of a phone booth.

After Andy gets married, Aunt Bee must decide whether or not to keep house for the widower Sam Jones.

Sam helps Goober get a date for the Harvest Ball, and wishes he hadn't.

Aunt Bee takes over a horse that everyone else has given up on and enters him in one last race.

Money is missing after Sam hires two ex-cons to help on the farm.

Jesse has a big decision to make when his record becomes a big hit in Japan and he is asked to tour Asia for a year.

Joey and Jesse receive a job offer after trading insults on a radio talk show; Stephanie writes a short story.

Danny grounds D.J. for spending too much time with Steve and neglecting school; Jesse takes too many cold pills.

Jesse tries to hide an embarrassing secret by refusing to act as spokesman for a "Stay in School" campaign.

Marcia's new part-time job at an ice cream parlor causes problems at home and with her boyfriend.

The siblings join French on a frontier vacation.

Danny's daughter and his new wife become rivals.

Donna wants Alex to buy her an expensive beaded bag for her birthday.

Uncle Charley buys a vacation lot, only to learn he's been hoodwinked in a high-pressure real-estate operation.

Robbie (Don Grady) tries to impress his girl by competing with a handsome bullfighter against a bull.

Lucy and Harry perform in a school play about generation gaps.

Lucy decides to take up golf in order to see her boyfriend more on weekends.

Ricky tries his hand at psychology to help Lucy overcome her mania for buying hats.

When Ricky makes a film and sells it to a producer, Lucy decides to get into the act.

Rob finds himself very out of place at a dinner party for several celebrated literati.

Bess writes a composition, and Phyllis pesters Mary to use her influence to get it published.

At a psychiatrist's suggestion, Fonzie starts building birdhouses as an outlet for his aggression.

Laverne and Shirley dream about life in the hereafter after arguing about returning a check from the phone company.

The company doctor eyes Isaac; a mother and daughter want the same man; a man tries to palm off his boring fiancee.

Vicki is infatuated with Gopher; a publisher falls for an author's niece; two try to cheat each other in a treasure hunt.

The Clampetts decide to rent out rooms, and their first boarder turns out to be the Drysdale's militantly efficient British butler.

Pinckney, the butler engaged to impart culture to the Clampetts, finds his job an uphill struggle all the way.

Mama has visions of her overbearing mother.

Mama disrupts Vint's plans to join an elite poker club.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

The usually punctual Archie is hours overdue at a lodge convention in Buffalo, and no one knows what has happened to him.

Convention-bound Archie is missing for almost 24 hours, and the family is grasping for clues to his whereabouts.

Joy's younger sister visits; Melanie helps Victoria write a children's book; Elka and Mamie Sue welcome British royalty.

When Bob helps Joy's grandson deal with a bully, Joy views him in a new light; Melanie is inspired to reconnect with a woman from her past; Victoria tries to keep pace with her younger boyfriend.

Rob's bashful brother arrives in town and proves to be confident and outgoing only when he is sleepwalking.

Rob's brother (Jerry Van Dyke) auditions for the show while awake.

Evan offers Sam a promotion -- a deal laced with an ulterior motive.

Cliff announces his raise at the post office; Woody and Sam want a raise, but the bar's takings have been declining for three months, risking closure; to increase takings, Sam and Woody raffle a Caribbean cruise, attracting many customers.

When John cracks up Cab 804, the cabbies reminisce about events that occurred when they each drove the legendary taxi.

Fired Oscar goes to work for a men's magazine.

A trip to Peoria turns into one long embarrassment for Bob when Jerry introduces him to a pretty girl named Janine, who doesn't seem to care that Bob is a married man.

Max and 99 are caught and readied to be shipped behind the Iron Curtain.

Ralph thinks Alice wants him dead; Ralph's fight plans get ruined.

Bilko pretends he has a rare disease when he hears about plans for a bivouac.

Guests: Tim Conway and Diahann Carroll.

Dobie goes on a hunger strike to prove his love for Thalia.

Mrs. Davis finds an injured bird in the yard and asks Connie to take it to Mr. Boynton for care, but no one has the nerve to tell her that the bird died.

Norman Curtis, the railroad president, sends his basset hound to the Shady Rest to give him a change of scenery.

A wrenched back strands Don in Ann's apartment.

Jesse accepts a challenge from his cousin Dick (Mark Linn-Baker) to enter Alex and Nicky in a Favorite Twins contest.

Jesse and Joey agree to help direct Michelle's first-grade play; Danny volunteers to baby-sit the twins.

Joey faces his old nemesis, Hershel "Stonewall" Binkley, in a hockey game for charity; D.J. drives on the freeway.

Stephanie insists on having her ears pierced and asks Kimmy to pierce them for her.

Bobby saves Peter from being hit by a falling ladder and in return the older Brady promises to become Bobby's slave.

Mrs. Beasley must go to the doll hospital for repairs.

The Williams patriarch comes to meet Kathy.

Donna's visiting uncle causes problems in the family.

To help out his dad, Chip (Stanley Livingston) pretends to like the daughter of a woman Steve (Fred MacMurray) is dating.

Uncle Charley's romantic tales of adventure prompt Ernie's teacher to quit her job and buy a ticket to Pago Pago.

Lucy tries to convince Jack LaLanne to take her puppy.

Ethel Merman gets a singing lesson from Lucy.

Lucy and Ethel disagree over the ownership of a winning "bonus" buck.

Lucy sets out to win a free trip to Hawaii for herself and the Mertzes.

A romantic British film star (Richard Dawson) arouses Rob's ire by his attentions to Laura.

After a fire destroys Rhoda's apartment, she moves in with Mary.

Fonzie agrees to watch over the pregnant wife of a friend who is out of town.

Shirley believes her brother has picked up a drinking problem since returning from the Navy.

A companion befriends a doctor's (Ben Vereen) ex-girlfriend; Gopher falls for a former teacher; a father learns a lesson.

A man hires April as interpreter; a man claims to be a widow's guardian angel; an almost-divorced couple meet.

Learning that Mrs. Drysdale is in the hospital because of a nervous ailment, the sympathetic Clampetts pay her a visit.

Having rescued Mrs. Drysdale from the hospital, the Clampetts try their own brand of medicine on her ailing nervous system.

Mama suspects Bubba of more than studying with a pretty classmate.

Mama's home may be demolished to make way for a new landfill.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

When Mike and Gloria have a fight, she dares him to try and hold a kiss until Archie arrives from the airport.

Impious Archie becomes religious after a close brush with death.

Joy competes for Bob's affection; Elka enlists Melanie's help when her affair takes an unexpected turn; Victoria hires a bodyguard.

The women take DNA tests to learn about their ancestries; Melanie pretends to be someone else; Victoria learns she is Native American; Joy and Elka make a startling discovery.

A dinner party for Rob's television sponsor and his wife is enlivened by the arrival of one of Rob's Army buddies.

Rob tries to help an old radio comedy writer make a comeback.

Rebecca and Lilith throw a slumber party for depressed Carla.

The Cheers gang takes on a rival bar in a war of outrageous pranks; the gang becomes paranoid of all strangers entering the bar, including Boston Red Sox third baseman Wade Boggs.

Latka works to save the cracked-up Cab 804 while the cabbies fondly recall times in the legendary car.

Felix tries to reform after his finicky attitude toward food ruins an otherwise pleasant dinner with his former wife.