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Kim pretends to be a terrible secretary to make Uncle Harry appreciate Lucy.

Lucy and Viv are replaced by Ethel Merman in the Boy Scout show.

Lucy and Ethel dress up as two maids from Mars for a publicity stunt.

Ricky and the Mertzes are the central characters in Lucy's first novel.

Rob finds himself caught in the middle after Buddy announces he is going to divorce Pickles.

An architect who has come to sketch Mary's building invites her out on a date.

After he saves Fonzie's life, Potsie decides they should be best friends.

The girls try to reconcile Lenny and Squiggy after the guys have a terrible fight.

A dress affects many people's lives; guests Eleanor Parker, Forrest Tucker, Bob Denver, Markie Post, Kelly Monteith, Lyle Waggoner.

The crew thinks a bride wants her groom dead; a boy learns a secret from his past; a woman boards to meet her pen pal.

Jethro falls desperately in love with a volatile young movie starlet.

Through a mix-up, Dash Riprock mistakes Jane Hathaway for his new leading lady, Elly May.

An answering machine and a stray dog give Mama the wrong idea.

Vint and Naomi compete against Mama and her friend in a dance contest.

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

Fred's fiancee brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.

George Jefferson uses Archie's signature to get on the ballot when he decides to run for a local political office.

A shady salesman hustles Archie into signing for costly aluminum siding to prevent heat loss.

Elka believes that Bob has given Joy a voodoo doll; Melanie doses her boyfriend with estrogen by accident; Victoria's agent visits.

Melanie is jealous when her boyfriend becomes Victoria's love interest in a play; Joy makes Bob watch "Love Actually"; Elka goes on a political talk show.

When one of Ritchie's two pet ducks dies, it seems as if the Petrie family has lost one of its human members.

To prove that a wife cannot always recognize her husband on the phone, Rob disguises his voice and calls Laura.

Sam and Woody have a competition to see who can kiss Rebecca first.

Evan is moving to Tokyo so Rebecca drives him to the airport; she confesses her feelings for him and he asks her to pick up the woman who will be going with him.

Alex is informed about his father Joe being seriously ill in hospital; Alex, who hasn't seen his father since his mother's death and hasn't spoken to him for 30 years, reluctantly gives Joe a visit.

Oscar learns that Felix's new girlfriend is not just the librarian he thinks she is.

Rev. Dan Bradford seeks professional advice from Bob and then makes a startling announcement in his Sunday sermon.

KAOS blackmails the entire nation with the dehydration formula.

Ralph thinks he has been promoted; Ralph debates paying taxes.

Bilko must recruit soldiers to attend a lecture on Beethoven.

Guests: "Mama" Cass Elliott and Bernadette Peters.

Thalia talks Dobie's parents into sending him to Willoughby, a local prep school. He doesn't attend, but Mr. Gillis has a dream in which he imagines Dobie with a rich roommate.

Connie chaperones the football team to a game in nearby Clay City, hoping to spend the weekend with Mr. Boynton, but chaos ensues when she fails to read one of Principal Conklin's memos.

Homer Bedloe returns to Hooterville with his son Homer Jr., who is a carbon copy of his dad.

Don proposes to Ann and gives her an engagement ring, which she promptly returns.

Jesse exaggerates his sons' abilities on the enrollment application to get the twins into a well-known preschool.

Michelle misinterprets Steve's (Scott Weinger) Valentine's Day card and proposes marriage.

Stephanie discovers one of her classmates is a victim of child abuse but he makes her promise not to tell anyone.

Disaster strikes the dinosaur exhibit when Jesse takes Michelle's class to the museum and lets them run free.

Jan considers herself a loser when her latest interest, tap dancing, drives the whole family crazy.

Bill decides to give up traveling to spend more time with the children.

Linda and Rusty concoct a scheme, and Kathy and Danny are the victims.

Mary ignores a devoted friend when choosing a date.

The older members of the Douglas family find their social lives complicated when Ernie decides to accompany them on their dates.

Robbie takes a part-time job selling real estate and makes so much money that he wants to leave school.

Kim and Craig take jobs at a pet store to pay for their own phones.

Entrepreneurs Vivian and Lucy prepare to serve the public.

Lucy organizes an orchestra among her girlfriends and asks Ricky to help.

Ricky objects to Lucy's "new look," a modish Italian haircut.

Rob suffers pangs of jealousy when Laura meets a successful old flame (Robert Vaughn).

Rhoda becomes jealous when Mary begins spending a great deal of time with a new friend.

While trying to impress his new girlfriend, Richie gets into trouble when he borrows Fonzie's apartment.

The girls are shocked to discover that their old club has become a tough gang.

A couple secretly plans divorce; a betrothed girl falls in love; smitten Gopher is kidnapped; a divorcee meets a count.

A couple secretly plans divorce; a betrothed girl falls in love; smitten Gopher is kidnapped; a divorcee meets a count.

Elly May loses her second movie star boyfriend to plain Jane Hathaway, whose mysterious power over men continues to baffle the Clampetts.

The Clampetts care for a madcap artist who wrecks his car when he sees Elly May in a bathing suit.

Mama earmarks her life savings for a perfect funeral.

Mama believes the lottery is for losers until she gives Iola a winning ticket.

When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him.

Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money.

Gloria feels like a "dumb blonde" when Mike ignores her for an intellectual friend.

Archie fears for his family's safety when he learns the plumber working in his house is a convict on furlough from prison.

Everyone helps Joy's son plan the rehearsal dinner for his wedding; a guest from Joy's past shows up.

After taking engagement photos, Joy learns something new about Bob; Melanie dates herself; Victoria wants a new picture on her driver's license; Elka and Mamie pose nude.

A crippled jeep and a sprained ankle make Rob two hours late for his own wedding.

Rob learns Laura has a secret bank account.

Sam tries to get Rebecca her job back after she is fired as manager and he is hired to replace her.

Sam vows a year of celibacy if he is not the father of an ex-girlfriend's baby.

The cabbies work to straighten out the reverend Jim and try to help him by making him join the company.

Oscar's young niece arrives at the apartment in an advanced state of pregnancy after running away from home.

With Carol on vacation, Emily is elected to fill in as the receptionist. Everyone loves the idea -- except Bob.

KAOS starts drying up the United States with a secret formula.

Ralph plots an early departure for Alice's visiting Aunt Ethel; Ralph thinks he has won a new car.

Army life takes on a new meaning for Bilko.

Guests: Ken Berry and Dionne Warwick.

In order to win Thaila from Chatsworth Osborne Jr., Dobie reads a book on mental power so he can be the dominating man that Thalia wants.

Walter is upset by the anonymous love poems Harriet is receiving, so he turns to Mr. Boynton, who writes out his favorite quote from "Cyrano de Bergerac." When the poem falls into the wrong hands, it causes chaos amongst everyone.

A former resident of Hooterville, Mary Jane Hastings, has returned home as a business executive, impressing everyone with her administrative abilities, and her handling of men.

Don asks Ann to spy on his sister's boyfriend, an actor.

Jesse is stranded in a subway train while on his way to deliver the graduation speech to his night school class.

Joey gets DJ a car for her birthday, but find out it is a stolen vehicle when the police show up.

Jesse considers becoming a father again until a particularly hectic day of baby-sitting changes his mind.

D.J.'s prom date (Scott Weinger) abandons her after he is elected prom king and his old girlfriend (Christi Harris) is elected queen.

Mike discovers that he has lost important papers during a trip to an amusement park.

Buffy decides that she's tired of being treated like a child.

Kathy and Danny set out to prove that they're full of energy.

After a car crash, Jeff gives a false name to a doctor.

An old buddy tempts Uncle Charley into leaving home for a job on a fishing boat.

On a visit to Hawaii, Robbie falls in love, Ernie almost gets arrested and Uncle Charley is pursued by an old girlfriend.

Lucy and Harry sneak into Liberace's house to replace a candlelabra.

Against his better judgment, Mr. Mooney hires Lucy at the bank.

The Ricardos and the Mertzes pool their resources to buy a restaurant.

When Cousin Ernie (Tennessee Ernie Ford) wears out his welcome, Lucy tries to scare him away.

Laura despairs when Rob learns of her elaborate plans to throw a surprise party for him.

Mary tries to keep an incompetent politician from looking foolish on a news show.

A marathon dance at Arnold's becomes the battleground for Joanie and her rival, Jill Higgins.

The roommates battle two snobs at a roller rink while on blind dates.

A friend (Phyllis Diller) sees the captain's true self at a costume ball; an anniversary gift brings discord; Julie tricks a rival.

A psychic (Connie Stevens) predicts happiness; a competitive man (David Doyle) demands too much from his son; an older man vexes Julie.

Mr. Drysdale forces a playboy on his bank's board of directors into courting Granny.

Granny practices what she intended to preach against when she sets out to save Jed from the evils of gambling.

Stubborn Mama refuses to pay what she believes is an outrageously high electric bill.

Mama's quiet weekend alone turns to boredom.

A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off.

Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard.

In celebration of its first 100 episodes, Henry Fonda hosts a retrospective of the previous episodes and explores the relationships and the characters that make up the Bunker household, via flashbacks.

Henry Fonda continues to host this retrospective look back at the previous 100 episodes that CBS has aired, taking special look at the relationships and characters of Archie, Edith, Mike and Gloria.

Melanie deals with a temperamental chef; Victoria tries to impress a restaurant critic; Joy meets the mother of the baby he hopes to adopt; Elka goes on a date.

Victoria directs her mother and son in a musical; Elka auditions for a part in Victoria's play; Joy and Melanie try to fire a waiter.

Rob has an evening of high adventure with a veteran pool shark who pretends he cannot play the game.

A post-hypnotic suggestion turns Rob tipsy every time he hears a bell ring.

A 20-year-old executive (Alex Nevil) develops a crush on Rebecca.

Rebecca has a phony romance with Sam to protect herself from Martin Teal (Alex Nevil).

Elaine rejects Alex's suggestion that she see a psychiatrist.

Oscar becomes a somnambulist and vents his frustrations against Felix while sleepwalking.

An attractive divorcee (Mariette Hartley) creates a feud between Jerry and Howard when she starts dating both of them.

Max must prove to the Chief that he's the real Max when KAOS makes a duplicate of him.

Ralph and Alice argue over an actress' name; Ralph invites the bus company president to dinner.

Bilko sees a rich GI as a ticket to saloon ownership.

Guests: Paul Lynde and Peggy Lee.

Dobie spreads a rumor that Zelda's family will be rich.

Mr. Conklin finds a letter from the school board to the previous principal chastising him for his tyrannical rule. Fearing trouble for himself, he institutes a spare the rod policy that fails miserably.

A smart-mouthed creature, ALF (aka Alien Life Form), crash-lands in a suburban garage. His spaceship is beyond repair, he's ugly, he's short, he's got a bad attitude. What's a family to do? Why, take in the furry creature, of course, and watch as he comments on humankind and tries to eat the cat -- a delicacy on his home planet of Melmac.

A smart-mouthed creature, ALF (aka Alien Life Form), crash-lands in a suburban garage. His spaceship is beyond repair, he's ugly, he's short, he's got a bad attitude. What's a family to do? Why, take in the furry creature, of course, and watch as he comments on humankind and tries to eat the cat -- a delicacy on his home planet of Melmac.

Michelle is princess for a day at Walt Disney World and runs away.

Jesse and Joey have an unexpected visitor during their underwater radio show at Epcot Center; Danny proposes to Vicky.

The gang sneaks into a summer camp to return the pet rabbit that Michelle stole.

D.J. violates her dad's curfew when she falls asleep in Steve's apartment; Michelle is hard pressed to complete a school assignment.

A gypsy tearoom owner believes that Davy can help her daughter reach stardom.

A gypsy tribe wants the singers to steal a jewel-encrusted statuette.

Profiling turkeys and snakes.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Michelle scores the winning goal for the opposing soccer team.

Jesse and Rebecca face the prospect of punishing their children for the first time.

Stephanie's new friend, Mickey, pressures her into picking up the smoking habit.

Jesse inherits a San Francisco nightclub and learns a thing or two about opening a new business.

Jan receives a locket from an unknown admirer and all the Bradys are curious about who sent it.

Greg is obsessed with becoming a big league pitcher after receiving encouragement from Don Drysdale.

Greg and Marcia are left in charge of the rest of the clan when Mike and Carol go out for the evening.

Marcia's slumber party plans may be laid to rest when the school principal (E.G. Marshall) calls her parents.

The castaways make a silent movie in the hopes that it will be discovered by someone who will rescue them.

Gilligan and the Skipper hear a radio broadcast telling of the collapse of the Howell financial empire.

Two Russian cosmonauts go off course and land in the lagoon. The castaways see this as an opportunity to leave the island, but their visitors have other plans.

The Skipper accidentally creates a radio receiver in Gilligan's mouth.

A troublemaking recruit transferred to Sgt. Carter's platoon selects Gomer as his "patsy.".

Gomer, thinking he's been a "goldbrick," refuses to accept part of his pay.

Sgt. Carter is tormented by the fact that no matter how hard he "rides" Gomer, the recruit still likes him.

In revenge for fouling up an exercise, Carter pits Gomer against the "Dragon Lady.".

Jethro gives up his ambition of becoming a brain surgeon to take on the perils and pleasures of an international spy.

A rival banker spirits the Clampetts' millions from Milburn Drysdale's loving care.

Drysdale's ordeal with Granny continues, as she insists on seeing her share of Jed's fortune.

An oil company executive spends a strange honeymoon in a mountain cabin in Beverly Hills.

After winning a $3 million lottery, a generous man wants Harry to find someone who can use the money.

After being suspended, a computer whiz gets revenge by gaining access to his school's computer system.

The Volunteer Fathers organization finally links Bull up with a son, but Bull's co-workers soon discover that things are not what they seem with the young boy.

Harry is brought before the judicial ethics committee when it appears he has been consorting with a hooker.

Carla transforms herself into what she thinks is Eddie's ideal woman.

Frasier and Lilith hire Norm as their interior decorator after firing a renowned designer.

Cliff wires himself to an electric shock device to improve his personality.

Sam considers sky diving out of a plane in order to impress Rebecca.

A rather embarrassing operation leads to romance between Carol and her doctor. Everyone questions the relationship due to the new couple's age disparity.

Bob suffers an inferiority attack when a test reveals that Emily's IQ is higher than his.

Bob decides to meet the rising cost of living by raising his rates. But the members of his therapy group revolt when he picks the most inappropriate moment to tell them.

Bob turns out to be an uncooperative patient when Emily makes an appointment for them to see a marriage counselor (Katherine Helmond).

Smart and 99 face a firing squad when they try to restore the deposed president of a foreign country.

KAOS marks Smart for death when he is the only one who can spot one of their agents.

After escaping from prison, a former partner of Hammer's (David Rasche) challenges him to an old-fashioned duel. Jack Thibeau guest stars.

In this parody of the film "Dog Day Afternoon," Hammer and Doreau (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) are held hostage by a pair of desperate bank robbers.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Groucho Marx picks apart his guests.

Mary accepts a date with the newspaper columnist who interviews her.

Lou must decide who should get his old job when he is promoted to program manager.

When Rhoda's parents visit Minneapolis, her mother confides that their marriage is on the rocks.

Laverne and Shirley quit their jobs at the brewery and join the WACs.

The roommates take part in an Army experiment and find it is not as easy as they thought.

Mr. Shotz insists that the girls make their act patriotic or they're out of the annual talent show.

Laverne and Shirley learn that everyone at the brewery must undergo psychological examinations.

Mama is arrested at a rally for homeless people.

Mama sets out to get even with an April Fools' Day prankster.

Mama and other church-league members are quick to judge the group's seemingly irresponsible president.

After listing deductions on her tax form to get a bigger refund, Mama gets a visit from an Internal Revenue Service agent and fears she will be audited.

Julie's aunt (Carol Channing) and her friend (Betty White) compete for a man; two wine-tasters (Leslie Uggams, Robert Guillaume) discover each other; a couple divorces for tax purposes.