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When Carter's adopted daughter plans to marry a Marine, Carter thinks it's Gomer she's going to wed.

When Carter decides to take the exam for officer training, Gomer also takes the exam.

The platoon celebrates Carter's birthday, but it only makes him more aware of his old age.

Carter has to select four men from his platoon for an honor guard.

Granny is pursued simultaneously by two elderly Lotharios who are after her money.

The Clampetts arrange a career comeback for an idol of the silent screen.

Girl-crazy Jethro tries to join Biddle's Bird Watchers after he spots a beauty in the ranks of the women-only club.

Recognizing the homespun sincerity of Jed and Granny, an advertising man persuades them to appear on a soap commercial.

Mac sees Quon Le for the first time since their wedding when she is arrested for solicitation and discovers she is homeless and in debt.

Harry turns down a physically challenged woman's invitation to a graduation ball.

Harry has to find a replacement for recently deceased bailiff Selma as well as try to comfort the inconsolable Bull, while Christine Sullivan returns as the defense attorney from Legal Aid.

A strange defendant, claiming to be an alien from Saturn, holds Dan (John Larroquette) hostage. With Harry Anderson.

Woody's girlfriend (Jackie Swanson) returns from abroad; Frasier helps Cliff get even.

Carla must carry out an unusual family tradition; drinks flow freely.

Sam chafes under a pact not to date his landlord's daughter (Valerie Mahaffey); evil spirits live in a foosball table.

Rebecca flees to San Diego; Frasier reads his updated classics to the bar bunch.

Before he has a chance to say no, Bob finds himself running for the chairman of the local school board against an incumbent who hasn't attended a board meeting for six months.

Emily is more than a little curious about Bob's reluctance to talk about a girl he used to date. Then Howard inadvertently spills the beans.

Bob and Jerry have a falling-out when Jerry demands that Bob lend him money for a new motorcycle.

With his confidence fading as fast as his list of patients, Bob decides to follow Emily's advice and see a psychiatrist about his problem.

Max unknowingly stumbles onto a KAOS robbery unit specializing in diamonds.

It seems that every man Max picks as his best man meets with a mysterious accident.

Hammer is in danger when a woman gives him a delayed-action poison.

After Sledge (David Rasche) arrests the leader of a satanic cult, the followers storm the precinct. Mark Blankfield and Tom Henschel guest star.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Bubba may ruin Mama's chance of becoming president of a church club.

A movie actress poses as her secretary; A steeplechase in Acapulco introduces Julie to a wealthy bachelor, which threatens a marriage and causes havoc when Gopher and Isaac's entry disappears.

A has-been comic tries a comeback; a man's fraternity brothers try to find him a girl; a woman plays matchmaker for her granddaughter.

Ed and his girlfriend Gloria are saying goodnight when in walks Bill Reynolds, in his bathrobe.

Ruth Hansen visits her grandmother in Retirement Village and finds her sharing her apartment with a man.

Roger likes Billie Jo, but falls in love with her roommate.

A penniless writer makes an attempt at burglary; movie idols reveal many secrets during an interview.

Mike, Aunt Bee, and Millie join forces to persuade Sam to let Mike have a dog.

An oil-company efficiency expert forces Goober's gas station into a big-city mold.

Emmett drives his friends crazy after he retires.

When Millie's friend breaks up with her boyfriend, she comes to stay with Millie.

Joey's father is invited to watch him perform in Wayne Newton's Las Vegas show.

D.J. learns a valuable lesson when she decides to go on a crash diet.

Jesse has second thoughts about his engagement when his old girlfriend re-enters his life.

Danny's new girlfriend (Debra Sandlund) has a mischievous 11-year-old son (Jordan Christopher Michael).

Bobby is convinced nobody loves him and decides to run away from home.

A young woman (Leslie Parrish) pursues French.

Danny helps his unemployed father-in-law.

The family becomes involved in recovering old debts.

The new room contractor is putty in Katie's (Tina Cole) hands, but he is exasperating to the other Douglases.

Steve meets an attractive widow who seems very interested in him, but she suddenly turns cool toward him.

Art Linkletter offers Lucy a $500 prize if she can keep her cool for 24 hours.

Lucy is a failure when she and Viv take jobs selling vacuum cleaners.

Lucy and Fred have trouble getting birth certificates for their passports.

Fred's fear of seasickness threatens the Ricardos and Mertzes' trip to Europe.

Laura and Rob give Ritchie a birthday party and 63 screaming moppets make a shambles of their house.

Their friendship is on the line after Mary thinks Rhoda has made an unkind remark.

Some snobbish characters learn something about class when they invite Fonzie to a high-society party.

An invitation to a high-school reunion puts the girls on a nostalgia kick.

Passengers and crew find mystery, adventure and romance during a cruise to Hong Kong; guests Gene Kelly, Donna Reed.

Passengers and crew find mystery, adventure and romance during a cruise to Hong Kong; guests Gene Kelly, Donna Reed.

Mr. Drysdale hires little people to pose as men from outer space in a publicity stunt.

The Clampetts are honored by a distinguished visitor from home -- the mayor of Bug Tussle.

Naomi causes problems at home when she decides to become a flight attendant.

Iola's blind date sets his sights on Mama.

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

Mike and Gloria decide to leave Joey with friends in the event of their deaths.

Archie has trouble adjusting to Edith's sudden fame after she saves a life.

The ladies throw a dinner party; Joy dates a man of indeterminate age; Victoria goes out with a hand model (Sean Hayes); Melanie dates a guy who looks like Winnie-the-Pooh; Roy's mom hates Elka.

Melanie, Joy and Victoria tell Elka the story of how they met in Los Angeles in the '80s.

Rob tries to attend Laura's family reunion without anyone finding out that he is sick.

Rob is forced to squelch the scheme of an opportunistic old friend.

Rebecca gets cold feet after accepting Robin's marriage proposal; Frasier can't stop singing.

Sam thwarts Robin's (Roger Rees) wedding plans, which include Bobby Hatfield of the Righteous Brothers.

When his girlfriend finds a new guy, Louie is devastated and schemes to get her back; Alex helps Louie try to win Zena back.

Oscar must raise money for a new bed when he burns a hole in Felix's.

Emily redecorates the apartment in antiques. Bob finds her choice of furniture uncomfortable, unappealing, and hazardous to his health.

Max gives an easy assignment to two pupils -- follow 99 while she's shopping.

Ralph thinks he has found a future boxing champion.

A quiz-show winner suffers amnesia after getting bumped on the head.

Guest James Coco takes a slow boat to romance in the Saturday night tear-jerker movie spoof, "One Way Ticket," while Carol gets into a tempestuous argument with a container of margarine.

A girl dates Dobie because Zelda likes him.

Connie tries to convince Mr. Boynton and Mr. Conklin that they're old.

Uncle Joe is convinced that a former guest from fifty years ago, Chester W. Farnsworth, is haunting the Shady Ranch.

Flu leaves Ann and Don in charge of Lou's restaurant.

A love letter intended for D.J. falls into the wrong hands and gets passed around the house.

Jesse and Joey go on a camping trip, leaving Danny behind to run the house.

D.J. wants to be a working girl, but the cost is her first failing grade.

Danny is out to prove himself when D.J. asks only Jesse and Joey to play at her fund-raiser.

Greg and Marcia run against each other for student body president. The heated election campaign carries over into the Brady house. The girls automatically side with Marcia and the boys side with Greg. Mike, Carol and Alice finally intercede.

Poison-pen letters implicate French in a scandal.

Danny has an overdose of family togetherness.

Mary gives a lucky penny to a shy school-play co-star.

The triplets get mixed up and must be taken back to the hospital for proper identification. With Fred MacMurray, Don Grady and William Demarest.

Chip (Stanley Livingston) staggers the Douglas family by becoming "engaged" to pretty Debbie Hunter.

Lucy helps Harry avoid marriage by pretending to be his pregnant wife.

Lucy promises her children she will take them to New York to see Danny Kaye.

Lucy is left on the dock when the Ricardos and Mertzes sail for Europe.

Lucy anticipates a second honeymoon on her trip to Europe, but Ricky is too busy.

Rob consults a psychiatrist to determine whether a series of mysterious ailments is psychosomatic.

Lou gets mad and threatens to fire Mary after some unedited copy airs on the news.

Richie must decide whether to join a fraternity after he is told not to associate with his friends.

The guy who proposed to Laverne 10 years earlier re-enters her life.

Gopher hires a beautiful, new masseuse; a man (Ed Begley Jr.) meets a mermaid; a boy believes that his beloved grandmother is dying.

A novelty inventor (Don Adams) fails at romance; an impersonator (Rich Little) woos Julie; a model becomes obsessed with staying thin.

Mr. Drysdale panics when Granny wants her $15 million and plans to go back to the hills.

Jed gives away the entire Clampett fortune to three struggling college girls.

Mama joins a group that opposes pornography.

Bubba and Mama apply for the same job at a local fast-food stand.

Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.

Grady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.

Archie panics when Edith invites an old schoolmate to dinner.

Archie enters Joey in a beautiful baby contest and then takes steps to make sure that he wins.

Joy and Elka are forced to live at the Cleveland zoo to help black rhinos; Victoria dates a janitor; Melanie dates a senator.

Melanie takes Elka to the Browns locker room for her 90th birthday and ends up dating the kicker; Joy and Elka get some surprising medical news; Victoria's convinced that Elka is god.

Rob receives a ransom demand of $2,500 for his lost television script.

Rob resorts to psychological warfare to get even with a practical joker.

Sam is injured on Valentine's Day; the Doctors Crane get their singles groups together.

Sam and Rebecca battle it out when Rebecca decides she wants to buy the bar from Sam with the money her father has given her; to keep control of the bar, Sam buys the bathrooms and the pool room.

Tony tries to play matchmaker for his divorced sister and Alex, but she falls in love with Reverend Jim Ignatowski instead.

As a surprise for Oscar, Felix redecorates and refurnishes the apartment.

Bob breaks a long-standing rule against treating friends when he agrees to counsel Emily's chum, whose marriage to a muscular gym teacher seems to be breaking up.

Max has all kinds of trouble hunting for KAOS agent "The Chameleon.".

Part 1/2. Ralph turns out to be a look-alike of a mob boss on the run from a rival gang.

Bilko is assigned to teach a college course.

Guest star Telly Savalas and Harvey play businessmen whose broken merger plays like a broken relationship; TV commercials; Telly as "Poopi Le Moko.".

Maynard sues Herbert after getting stuck in a gum machine.

Everyone at school wants to take advantage of a travel agency's cheap rates.

An old flame of Uncle Joe, the Widow Perkins, and he are corresponding to each other, even though she once left him standing at the alter.

A king invites Ann to a state dinner.

Stephanie fears she will be shunned at school with her new glasses.

Michelle learns about caring for a pet when she wins a goldfish at a carnival.

Jesse risks one last daring escapade on the eve of his wedding.

The wedding ceremony for Jesse and Rebecca is delayed when the groom fails to arrive.

The Bradys face a medical crisis when the children come down with measles.

Cissy wants to be a hippie.

Ten-year-old Rusty wants to get a job, but Danny's not thrilled with the idea.

Donna unwittingly embarrasses Alex at a convention.

The Douglases fear Steve (Fred MacMurray) is becoming sedentary.

Steve (Fred MacMurray) gives Chip (Stanley Livingston) a well-preserved secondhand car for his birthday.

Lucy, Craig and Kim portray mobsters to help police catch criminals.

Mr. Mooney entrusts his wife's birthday present to Lucy and Viv.

Lucy and Ethel go looking for the queen on their first day in London but don't have any luck; when they arrive back at the hotel, Ricky lets Lucy dance the lead in a circus number so that she may be presented to the queen.

Lucy is torn between wanting to spend the weekend fox hunting and her jealousy of a blonde.

Sally becomes a television personality overnight, and it is Rob and Buddy who suffer.

Ted realizes his dream to meet Walter Cronkite.

Ralph is forced into a boxing match with a football bruiser over the affections of a girl.

The girls find that they are not as young as they thought, when they attend a wild fraternity party.

The crew pitch in to help a director (Ben Vereen) stage an on-board film musical; guests Juliet Prowse, Melba Moore.

The crew pitch in to help a director (Ben Vereen) stage an on-board film musical; guests Alexis Smith, Dean Jones.

When some American Indians claim part of the Clampett oil land, Granny prepares for an all-out war.

The family goes courting by computer but only manages to misunderstand the choices of the electronic matchmaker.

Vint is certain he was adopted when he discovers some disturbing information on his birth certificate.

Mama participates in a "Grandma USA" pageant.

Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.

Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a men's clothing store.

Christmas dinner finds Archie playing host to a draft dodger and a father whose son was killed in the war.

Mike tells Teresa and her boyfriend they can have the Bunker house to themselves because Archie and Edith are away for the weekend in New Jersey. This turns out to be a bad idea when Archie and Edith miss their bus and come back home that same night.

Victoria's daughter stops by with very surprising news; Joy dates a blind man who thinks she's 26; Elka prank-calls a Yankee third baseman.

Victoria's arch nemesis Susan Lucci arrives looking for guidance now that "All My Children" has been canceled.

Rob's younger brother involves Sally Rogers in a romantic Waterloo.

Stacey (Jerry Van Dyke) saves both his coffeehouse and his romance.

Vera (Bernadette Birkett) gets a job at Melville's; Lilith plans to give Frasier sensual photographs for his birthday.

Sam tries to sabotage Rebecca's efforts to operate a successful tea-room in what was formerly his pool-room; Woody's chili is a hit.

Alex crashes his daughter's elegant wedding reception and drunkenly confronts his ex-wife.

Felix's knowledge of opera helps Oscar win a car in a radio quiz show.

Emily agrees to help operate a children's summer camp and tries to persuade Bob to be one of the counselors.

Max has to fight his way to the altar to be on time for his wedding.

Part 2/2. Ralph gets set up so that revenge-seeking criminals mistake him for a look-alike rival mob boss.

Bilko helps a friend find a new love.

Guests: Maggie Smith and Tim Conway.

A heredity test gives Dobie a way to dump Zelda.

Connie looks after a student whose family is having financial problems.

Billie Jo has landed a job as a private secretary to novelist Oliver Fenton, which Kate in unhappy about since some of his books have been banned in Hooterville.

A friend throws Don a stag party.

Jesse and Rebecca return from their honeymoon with plans to move into their own place.

D.J. and Stephanie attempt some renovations of their own when the house is remodeled.

Stephanie's winning pitch gains her a starting place on a Little League team.

The Tanner family travels to Hollywood when Joey wins the lead in a television pilot.

Marcia enters her new dad in a newspaper contest for father of the year, but gets herself grounded for breaking house rules to make the late-night deadline.

French stars as Henry VIII in an underground film.

When Terry's friend spends the weekend, Danny and Kathy's parenting skills are put to the test.

A neighbor pleads with Donna to buy a new dress.

A Chinese-American friend of Steve's (Fred MacMurray) is concerned about the man his daughter has married.

Chip and Ernie observe their married older brother, Robbie, in the company of a glamorous "other woman.".

Harry loses $100,000 when Lucy angers a rich client.

Lucy poses as a wealthy heiress when she and Viv win a trip to Las Vegas.

Ricky's tour calls for Paris as the next stop, but Lucy wants to go to Scotland.

Lucy plans to uncover Parisian artistic talent and meets an artist of "notes.".

Rob nearly goes out of his mind when Laura fills in for Sally at the office.

Mary arranges a date between Lou and Rhoda and then wonders if she made a mistake.

Fonzie helps Richie expose something rotten in the city's sanitation department.

Shirley is handcuffed to an robber, who's escape would lead Shirley to be forced to go with him.

Mystery abounds when a woman becomes friendly with a man she knew in a past life, but he doesn't remember her; Captain Stubing pursues a beautiful passenger who seems intent on avoiding him.

Mystery abounds when a woman becomes friendly with a man she knew in a past life, but he doesn't remember her; Captain Stubing pursues a beautiful passenger who seems intent on avoiding him.

Jed and Granny throw a "comin' out" party for Elly, and Mrs. Drysdale plans to make the affair a fiasco.

After watching female admirers swoon over El Magnifico, the world's greatest matador, Jethro takes up bullfighting.

Bubba enlists in the Army to impress his girlfriend.

Mama's worldly cousin annoys Mama with her lifestyle and her never-ending stories.

Fred holds out for more money when a Japanese land development company offers to buy his house.

Fred buys a racehorse with an impressive history in hopes of breeding him.

Mike accidentally breaks Archie's chair and sends it to Kressler's for repair. Archie becomes upset but then faces a dilemma when he finds the chair has accidentally become part of a modern art exhibit.

Mike craftily gets out of taking Gloria to a party so he can go skiing with the boys.

Johnny Revere records a benefit song in Cleveland; Melanie tracks a musical idol; Elka seeks a lock of a singer's hair for her charity; Joy chases her fantasy of being a rock star.

The ladies decide to track down their lost loves, including the man who left Joy at the altar.

The Petries entertain a British duo (Chad & Jeremy).

Laura and Millie become stage mothers when their sons are cast in a TV commercial.

Cliff tells Carla that he is one of the judges in the Miss Boston barmaid contest, and that if she wants to win, she must be nice to him, even if it kills her.

Sam pitches in an exhibition match but is strong-armed by the promoter; the bar gets a mascot.

Elaine's budding romance with a stranger takes a startling turn when he makes a surprising revelation.

Bobby Riggs hustles Oscar in pingpong and manages to win everything, including the apartment lease.