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When some American Indians claim part of the Clampett oil land, Granny prepares for an all-out war.

The family goes courting by computer but only manages to misunderstand the choices of the electronic matchmaker.

Vint is certain he was adopted when he discovers some disturbing information on his birth certificate.

Mama participates in a "Grandma USA" pageant.

Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.

Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a men's clothing store.

Christmas dinner finds Archie playing host to a draft dodger and a father whose son was killed in the war.

Mike tells Teresa and her boyfriend they can have the Bunker house to themselves because Archie and Edith are away for the weekend in New Jersey. This turns out to be a bad idea when Archie and Edith miss their bus and come back home that same night.

Victoria's daughter stops by with very surprising news; Joy dates a blind man who thinks she's 26; Elka prank-calls a Yankee third baseman.

Victoria's arch nemesis Susan Lucci arrives looking for guidance now that "All My Children" has been canceled.

Rob's younger brother involves Sally Rogers in a romantic Waterloo.

Stacey (Jerry Van Dyke) saves both his coffeehouse and his romance.

Vera (Bernadette Birkett) gets a job at Melville's; Lilith plans to give Frasier sensual photographs for his birthday.

Sam tries to sabotage Rebecca's efforts to operate a successful tea-room in what was formerly his pool-room; Woody's chili is a hit.

Alex crashes his daughter's elegant wedding reception and drunkenly confronts his ex-wife.

Felix's knowledge of opera helps Oscar win a car in a radio quiz show.

Emily agrees to help operate a children's summer camp and tries to persuade Bob to be one of the counselors.

Max has to fight his way to the altar to be on time for his wedding.

Part 2/2. Ralph gets set up so that revenge-seeking criminals mistake him for a look-alike rival mob boss.

Bilko helps a friend find a new love.

Guests: Maggie Smith and Tim Conway.

A heredity test gives Dobie a way to dump Zelda.

Connie looks after a student whose family is having financial problems.

Billie Jo has landed a job as a private secretary to novelist Oliver Fenton, which Kate in unhappy about since some of his books have been banned in Hooterville.

A friend throws Don a stag party.

Jesse and Rebecca return from their honeymoon with plans to move into their own place.

D.J. and Stephanie attempt some renovations of their own when the house is remodeled.

Stephanie's winning pitch gains her a starting place on a Little League team.

The Tanner family travels to Hollywood when Joey wins the lead in a television pilot.

Marcia enters her new dad in a newspaper contest for father of the year, but gets herself grounded for breaking house rules to make the late-night deadline.

French stars as Henry VIII in an underground film.

When Terry's friend spends the weekend, Danny and Kathy's parenting skills are put to the test.

A neighbor pleads with Donna to buy a new dress.

A Chinese-American friend of Steve's (Fred MacMurray) is concerned about the man his daughter has married.

Chip and Ernie observe their married older brother, Robbie, in the company of a glamorous "other woman.".

Harry loses $100,000 when Lucy angers a rich client.

Lucy poses as a wealthy heiress when she and Viv win a trip to Las Vegas.

Ricky's tour calls for Paris as the next stop, but Lucy wants to go to Scotland.

Lucy plans to uncover Parisian artistic talent and meets an artist of "notes.".

Rob nearly goes out of his mind when Laura fills in for Sally at the office.

Mary arranges a date between Lou and Rhoda and then wonders if she made a mistake.

Fonzie helps Richie expose something rotten in the city's sanitation department.

Shirley is handcuffed to an robber, who's escape would lead Shirley to be forced to go with him.

Mystery abounds when a woman becomes friendly with a man she knew in a past life, but he doesn't remember her; Captain Stubing pursues a beautiful passenger who seems intent on avoiding him.

Mystery abounds when a woman becomes friendly with a man she knew in a past life, but he doesn't remember her; Captain Stubing pursues a beautiful passenger who seems intent on avoiding him.

Jed and Granny throw a "comin' out" party for Elly, and Mrs. Drysdale plans to make the affair a fiasco.

After watching female admirers swoon over El Magnifico, the world's greatest matador, Jethro takes up bullfighting.

Bubba enlists in the Army to impress his girlfriend.

Mama's worldly cousin annoys Mama with her lifestyle and her never-ending stories.

Fred holds out for more money when a Japanese land development company offers to buy his house.

Fred buys a racehorse with an impressive history in hopes of breeding him.

Mike accidentally breaks Archie's chair and sends it to Kressler's for repair. Archie becomes upset but then faces a dilemma when he finds the chair has accidentally become part of a modern art exhibit.

Mike craftily gets out of taking Gloria to a party so he can go skiing with the boys.

Johnny Revere records a benefit song in Cleveland; Melanie tracks a musical idol; Elka seeks a lock of a singer's hair for her charity; Joy chases her fantasy of being a rock star.

The ladies decide to track down their lost loves, including the man who left Joy at the altar.

The Petries entertain a British duo (Chad & Jeremy).

Laura and Millie become stage mothers when their sons are cast in a TV commercial.

Cliff tells Carla that he is one of the judges in the Miss Boston barmaid contest, and that if she wants to win, she must be nice to him, even if it kills her.

Sam pitches in an exhibition match but is strong-armed by the promoter; the bar gets a mascot.

Elaine's budding romance with a stranger takes a startling turn when he makes a surprising revelation.

Bobby Riggs hustles Oscar in pingpong and manages to win everything, including the apartment lease.

Bob becomes the "oldest permanent psychologist in Chicago" when the ceiling in his office collapses and he has to set up shop wherever he can find the space.

Smart's new maid is more than she seems, and 99 and the Chief help Max to realize it.

Alice gives Ralph's old suit to charity without knowing the pockets contain money.

Doberman is accidentally put on a recruiting poster.

Guests: Vincent Price and Joan Rivers.

A girl bribes Maynard to be her escort.

Connie applies for a summer job tutoring children in a hillbilly troupe.

The girls want a telephone added to the Shady Rest, but Kate insists that they cannot afford a special line strung.

Ann loses a winning horse-race ticket.

D.J. gets into trouble with her father when she sneaks out to meet a boy.

Jesse helps with Michelle's preschool graduation ceremony; a college student (Jennifer Nash) falls for Danny.

News of his band's touring contract distracts Jesse from bigger news -- Rebecca's pregnancy.

Jesse and Rebecca feel confident about parenthood until they learn she is expecting twins.

The Brady children fight over what to get with their trading stamps.

Unwanted visitors derail Bill's quiet weekend.

A female dancer in Danny's nightclub act causes trouble for him at home.

A mother holds up Jeff as an example to her son.

Ernie (Barry Livingston) goes through a trying period when he learns that his best friend is moving away.

Ernie and his girlfriend are dismayed when Uncle Charley and her grandmother don't act like old folks.

Lucy is denied a vacation by Harry because of her constant extended lunches and late mornings.

Lucy and Viv return home terrified after a night at the movies.

While in Paris, Lucy spots someone she thinks is Charles Boyer.

Lucy wants to attend a Paris fashion show, but Ricky is hesitant to let her go.

Rob recalls the hectic time of his Army marriage to Laura, and their trouble getting away for a honeymoon.

When Ted learns that Mary is attending a night-school class in creative writing, he enrolls in the same course.

Howard's father, a dynamic go-getter, arrives at the Cunningham home determined to find new life.

Lenny and Squiggy impose on Joey Heatherton to read one of their TV scripts.

Isaac overlooks a beautiful barmaid's faults; a congressman seeks escape from threats; a jealous makeup man could lose his girlfriend.

Gopher, Ace and Isaac challenge a boxer (Dick Butkus); a tutor discovers a boy is dyslexic; a mother (Doris Roberts) plays matchmaker.

Mrs. Drysdale hires a pair of fortunetellers to frighten the Clampetts out of Beverly Hills with dire prophecies.

The ex-King Alexander of Sabalia tries to marry wealthy Elly May because he is poor.

Mama emerges as a contender in an arm-wrestling competition and goes up against a biker's equally tough mother.

Bubba must stand in for Luann's blind date.

Fred's niece, the spitting image of his late wife, visits the Sanford home.

Julio's sister and nephew stay with the Sanfords temporarily.

Archie is touched twice by tragedy -- Stretch Cunningham's death and being chosen to deliver the eulogy.

Gloria's discovery about Edith leads her to convince Mike to give Archie a lecture on the facts of life.

The ladies escape to a lake house after Victoria sets loose a poisonous spider; Melanie finds out her new love interest is actually Joy's former fiancé.

Victoria goes to Overeaters Anonymous disguised in a fat suit; Melanie meets a guy at a different anonymous meeting; Joy goes out with a man who's a big departure from her type.

Rob learns that a shoe clerk's lot is not always a happy one.

Rob Petrie becomes a trial lawyer to prosecute a shifty salesman.

Frasier is concerned about the depth of Lilith's grief when one of her lab rats dies.

Sam locks himself out while baby-sitting; Kelly (Jackie Swanson) becomes Cheers' newest waitress.

When a private investigator tracks down Jim to discuss a pressing family matter, Jim reluctantly goes home to visit his wealthy family; Alex reluctantly agrees to accompany Jim.

Felix finds a shrew of a housekeeper to take care of Oscar while he is recuperating at home from an ulcer attack.

Bob's old friend Murdock is in town for a day to sell a complex giveaway item to a Chicago cereal company. Bob invites him to stay overnight, but the brief encounter stretches out to a week when Murdock can't make his business connections.

Max and the Chief almost fall prey to a KAOS plot to photograph important papers.

Ralph tests a hair-growing formula on his boss.

An attractive WAC is assigned to Fort Baxter to keep the men's minds off gambling.

Guest: Tim Conway.

Dobie digs in Egypt with an attractive professor.

Miss Brooks tries to help an 11-year-old Mexican boy who says he's run away from his cruel uncle. The child's way with flattery allows him to wrap everyone around his finger, including Mr. Conklin, who turns into a blubbering softie.

A cockroach from outer space invades the Tanner home. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

When Mr. Ochmonek becomes sick during flight, ALF flies the plane.

Michelle schemes to match Danny up with her kindergarten teacher (June Lockhart).

When D.J. gets her own room, Michelle is forced to share a room with Stephanie.

Danny tries to help after classmates brand D.J. a bad kisser.

When Jesse gets too wrapped up in writing a hit song, a stranger helps him see things in a different light.

The police ask Micky to pose as a mobster.

Davy, Peter, Micky and Mike are evicted from their apartment.

Visiting the Lowry Park Zoo to explore chimpanzees; the different species, their habits and care.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Joey insults Ranger Roy on the same day he auditions as a replacement for the retiring children's TV-show host.

D.J. brings her adopt-a-grandparent friend (Whitman Mayo) home for dinner; Jesse agrees to be pregnant for a day.

Danny dreams that Stephanie dances on Broadway; Rebecca cons Jesse into attending her baby shower.

Jesse panics when he accidentally mixes up the only means of telling the twins apart; Danny likes his temporary co-host.

Bobby becomes a frantic competitor when he discovers he is the only Brady without a trophy.

The Bradys organize a protest against plans to build a courthouse on the park site near their home.

Alice's old beau comes to vistit, wanting to sweep her off her feet. He then presents her with an investment proposal that Mike senses may be too good to be true.

Carol writes a story for a women's magazine and the Bradys prematurely celebrate the article's success.

The Skipper discovers he is allergic to Gilligan and soon the others find that they are too.

A small boat with one man aboard lands on the island to rescue the castaways.

The Professor diagnoses the Skipper as suffering from a vitamin deficiency.

The Howells discover that they are not legally married after learning that the minister who married them is a fraud. As the Skipper prepares to marry them in the lagoon, a fight causes them to call off the wedding.

Gomer tries to prevent Sgt. Carter and his old wartime buddy from becoming enemies.

Sgt. Carter double-dates with Gomer.

Gomer is sent on an errand downtown and accidentally makes a round-trip flight to Rome.

Gomer attempts to capture a gang of thieves that has been robbing a Marine warehouse.

The Clampetts acquire a hippopotamus when an advertising scheme by Mr. Drysdale backfires.

Granny's attempt to dispense her free tonic at the bank results in another run-in with Dr. Clyburn.

Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs revisit the Clampetts.

Mr. Drysdale's 11-year-old nephew swindles the Clampetts out of all their valuable art objects.

Christine's father decides to resume dating, but he ends up in court charged with solicitation of a prostitute.

Mac (Charles Robinson) is crushed when his grandfather disapproves of his Vietnamese bride, Quon Le (Denice Kumagai).

Dan's(John Larroquette) former college buddy (guest star Jim Bailey) has had a sex-change operation.

Dan (John Larroquette) is fired when he fails to get along with his diminutive new boss (Daniel Frishman). Guest: Robert Englund.

Sam is bitten by the baby bug while spending time with Frasier and Lilith's son.

Sam's passion for making a baby with Rebecca is dampened by thoughts of parental responsibility.

While the boys are on a road trip to discover their manhood, Rebecca and Lilith ogle the relief bartender.

A retiring psychic (Georgia Brown) convinces Carla she is clairvoyant and should take over her business.

Howard insists on joining Bob and Emily's anniversary dinner at a fashionable Chicago restaurant in order to enlist their aid in popping the question to Ellen. But he chokes up in the clutch, and Bob is forced to do the proposing for him.

When an unseen member, a Mr. Gianelli, threatens to turn the group's annual surprise party into a disaster, Bob kicks him out of the group, and his decision meets with instant approval until Mr. Gianelli dies under a ton of zucchini.

Emily accuses Bob of being stuck in a middle-aged rut and challenges him to switch family responsibilities.

Bob and Emily invite Carol to share her "heavy" experiences with the overweight workshop.

Their efforts to get ashore put both Max and the chief in the brig.

The Smarts' honeymoon is delayed by a KAOS plot to sabotage the American fleet.

Sledge (David Rasche) loses his cool when a gang of hoods steal his prized Magnum. Bill Dana and Allan Miller guest star.

Dori sets out to expose a suave thief who convinces Sledge that he is his long-lost brother.

Pioneer aviatrix Ruth Elder competes to win fabulous prizes.

A 91-year-old grandfather competes to win fabulous prizes.

Bubba learns he has to attend night school to graduate high school; when it is revealed that Mama doesn't have her high school diploma, she joins him, but she is soon faced with the same problem she was some 40 years ago.

Passengers find romance aboard a cruise ship.

Twins (Diana Canova in a dual role) pretend to be one person; Julie's old flame (David Hedison) returns; an old couple may be jinxed.

A couple tries to get a deal on a custom bed.

John gets a distress call from Paul, his ex-wife's new husband; in "Love and the Joker," Bill's practical jokes threaten his romance.

Ralph and Betty are about to be married. "Love and the Rug" Jerry confesses to his bride-to-be that he is bald.

A gangster is very protective of his daughter and whom she dates.

The Mayberry church committee goes to Siler City in search of a bell for their steeple.

The town turns out for a welcoming of their sister city from Mexico.

Andy returns to Mayberry with his wife Helen and their new baby.

Sam, Millie, Howard and Emmett help an old friend to keep his business open.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

Danny has more dates than he can keep after a San Francisco magazine names him bachelor of the month; Danny is more interested in his new co-host.

Michelle blames Joey for her fall while learning to ride a bike.

Mike's horoscope predicts that a strange woman will come into his life.

An ex-convict ask Bill for help finding a job.

A woman columnist deflates Danny's ego.

New parents fret over the health of their baby.

Ernie's (Barry Livingston) Latin American pen pal astonishes him by showing up in person at the Douglas home.

Ernie (Barry Livingston), convinced he has ESP, predicts disaster if Robbie and Katie (Don Grady, Tina Cole) keep a doctor's appointment.

Harry makes Lucy work the weekend while he takes the kids to Mexico.

Lucy and the Countess are invited to an annual wine-tasting contest.

Lucy and Ricky are trapped by an Alpine avalanche.

Lucy feels guilty when she realizes the next day is Little Ricky's birthday and wants to call him.

At the insistence of a domineering guest star, Rob takes over as producer of "The Alan Brady Show.".

When Rhoda introduces her boyfriend to Mary, he becomes interested in her.

Potsie panics when he faces the fraternity initiation for being pinned to a sorority girl.

Shirley is infuriated when she sees Rhonda wearing a fur coat.

Isaac helps a widow's son (Emmanuel Lewis); a blind woman thinks she's found a man she loved; a federal agent uses a girl's friendship.

A dying woman meets a man trying to get into heaven; Gopher's old flame seeks a marriage proposal; a woman harasses a soap-opera star.

Mrs. Drysdale's attempt to grow prize-winning dahlias renews her feud with Granny.

The Clampetts learn that they have inherited a castle and prepare for a journey to England.

The Harpers hope to cure Mama of her addiction to home-shopping TV shows.

Iola and Mama set out to prove that Vint isn't Raytown's serial burglar.

A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

When a crowded subway is invaded by an obnoxious drunk, Mike violates one of his strongest principles.

The Bunker home is ravaged by fire -- then by Archie -- in an effort to collect more insurance money.

Melanie, Joy and Victoria try to join a prestigious Cleveland country club, but they discover that Elka has a long history with the club's president.

Joy dates a guy she thinks is her teen crush; Victoria wants to fire the cleaning-averse housekeeper; Melanie's pretentious professor date makes her feel stupid; Elka's fed up with her writing partner.

Rob learns that a song he helped write is about to become a hit.

The Petries face a problem when Ritchie is beaten up by a girl.

Norm cannot be moved when he injures his back while painting Frasier and Lilith's apartment.

Cliff prepares for the worst when he introduces his mother to Margaret; Rebecca's fertility plan leaves Sam cold.

Bobby agrees to be Tony's agent; he is shocked when Tony gets hired at his first audition.

Oscar's dentist invents a superglue, offering him a piece of the action for front money.