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Sally Rogers is romanced by her "secret" admirer -- the owner of Monker's Delicatessen.

Ted takes advantage of Lou's new image as the office "pussycat.".

Chachi pays a midnight visit to Joanie after striking out in the dating game.

Laverne and Shirley become tag-team wrestlers in order to raise money for an orphans fund.

A rich man promises to make wishes come true; Vicki and Judy become roommates; a pro golfer learns the truth about the woman he loves.

Passengers involved a shipboard wedding include the nearly bankrupt father of the bride, the best man and a wedding party-crasher.

The Clampetts try to get Sonny to propose to Elly before Cousin Pearl can get her daughter Jethrine married to him.

Pearl's attempts to snag Mr. Brewster seem hopeless until he suddenly makes an outrageous public proposal.

Mama's long-lost brother-in-law arrives and charms everyone except her.

Aunt Fran is writing an advice column in the local newspaper, but she doesn't have any good advice; Fran relies on Mama for material; at lunch with her editor, Fran must apply some of Mama's advice when the man tries to take advantage of her.

Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.

Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.

A news reporter conducting a man-on-the-street interview talks with Archie.

Edith's favorite cousin comes to the rescue when Archie gets the flu.

The ladies celebrate their annual birthdates; Elka thinks her date might be Santa Claus; Victoria reunites with Captain LeBeau; Melanie's date has a high-pitched voice; Joy becomes a man's first date since he left the priesthood.

Joy starts a whirlwind romance with George (Kevin Nealon); Victoria undertakes celebrity shoe designing and puts Melanie and Joy in her runway show.

Laura confesses to Rob that she lied about her age on their marriage certificate.

Rob and Laura, having learned they are not legally married, make plans to elope.

Coach falls in love and proposes to a woman he has never seen before.

Coach's engagement to Irene becomes complicated after she wins a $2 million lottery.

Jim predicts that a bizarre catastrophe involving a blond woman will befall Alex.

An offensive comic (Louis Mustillo) is hauled into Harry's court by a show-stopping conservative minister (Clifton James). With Harry Anderson.

Felix and Oscar remember when Felix photographed his fiancée for a Playboy centerfold.

Determined to lose eight pounds from around his middle, Bob goes on a strict diet. With Jerry's help, he joins a weight-reducing class that seems to be populated mostly by women.

Agent Maxwell Smart enters spy-training school to find a KAOS agent.

When Ralph buys a two-family house, the Nortons move in as his tenants.

Jonathan Winters and Barbara Eden join Carol for the question and answer segment; Barbara and dancers perform "Bend It;" Leonard Nimoy joins Carol in "Mrs. Invisible Man.".

Toody is given a painting by an artist that he and Muldoon must evict.

A four-leaf clover brings Connie bad luck.

David writes about his school's losing team.

Ann thinks she has a hot stock tip.

Michelle's teacher (Roseanne Katon) gets more than she bargained for when Jesse volunteers at the school.

Joey's father is invited to watch him perform in Wayne Newton's Las Vegas show.

D.J. learns a valuable lesson when she decides to go on a crash diet.

Jesse has second thoughts about his engagement when his old girlfriend re-enters his life.

Greg admits to smoking a cigarette and promises not to do it again.

Unwanted visitors derail Bill's quiet weekend.

Charley's infant son gurgles and laughs at everyone else, but screams when Charlie approaches.

A 13-year-old genius visits the Stones.

Sally's glamorous cousin comes to visit.

The wedding of his eldest son has Steve thinking about his age.

Craig throws the finals of a local drum competition.

Lucy gets a job serving subpoenas at an attorney's office.

Lucy tries to get Tennessee Ernie to go home by pleading poverty.

Lucy and Ethel, tired of being "golf widows," decide to take up basketball.

Rob risks his job when he convinces Alan Brady to do a cultural documentary program.

Tension mounts when a young consultant whom Lou hires to boost ratings begins usurping Mary's responsibilities.

Fonzie's wrecked 1955 Chevy is haunted by a young woman named Nancy Haley.

Shirley meets a man who sweeps her off her feet, but Laverne determines his true colors and tries to protect her friend.

Ace photographs a spy and his daughter; a girl challenges a daredevil (Peter Scolari); Doc helps a senator (Alan Thicke) and his wife.

Rival fraternities vie to impress the head of their national alumni association; old college pals find they have different lifestyles.

Jed is confronted with too many cooks and not enough vittles when he invites Pearl and Jethrine to Beverly Hills.

Trying to cool a feud between Granny and Pearl, Jed takes his family on a sightseeing tour of Beverly Hills.

Mama discovers a stranger has been buried next to her husband.

Mama Harper hopes she can keep the cause of her sister's death a secret.

Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

Archie gets trapped in an elevator with a neurotic secretary, a wealthy black lawyer, a pregnant woman and her husband.

Edith's erratic behavior puzzles the family and puts a damper on Archie's and her planned trip to a new resort.

Joy accepts her dying boyfriend's (Kevin Nealon) marriage proposal; billionaire Artie Firestone (Jon Lovitz) wants Melanie and Victoria to give him a makeover; Elka's twin sister (Joan Rivers) returns for a visit.

The girls have to get their L.A. friend (Kristin Chenoweth) back together with her dermatologist boyfriend (Jonathan Silverman) or face the prospect of never getting an appointment with him again.

Through Ritchie's toy intercom, Rob and Laura tune in on a conversation at the Helpers.

As usual, Rob finds he has too many "stars" on his hands when he tries to direct this year's show for the Parent Council.

Sam breaks one of his cardinal rules when he dates the wife of a jealous man.

After sharing a pleasant dinner with Frasier's famous psychologist mother, Diane is stunned by the woman's murder threat.

Alex accompanies Elaine on a European vacation that culminates in a romantic rendezvous.

An obnoxious child (Billy Cohen) who portrays a TV lawyer wreaks havoc while observing in Harry's (Harry Anderson) court. With Marsha Warfield.

Felix and Oscar's bowling team is pitted against the Kingpins in a championship game.

Howard Borden suffers a bad case of the blues when his young son tells him about his marvelous new "uncle," who seems to have taken up permanent residence with Howard's ex-wife.

A KAOS kingpin sends an invisible agent to kidnap a scientist from Max's apartment.

Ralph Kramden, a perpetually flustered but eternally optimistic city bus driver living in a small Brooklyn apartment with his wife, Alice, schemes with his best friend, sanitation worker Ed Norton, to improve his lot in life.

Carol's guests are Mickey Rooney and John Davidson; Davidson sings "Somewhere"; Rooney takes part in a wild, wild Western; Carol must choose between the two (and Lyle) on The Rat Race.

Toody and Muldoon devise a plan to keep Officer Schnauser and his wife from fighting.

Miss Brooks runs into trouble with the Citizens League when it publishes a pamphlet on good citizenship. Connie, Mr. Conklin and Mr. Boynton consider leaving town.

ALF earns the right to baby-sit Eric (Charles and J.R. Nickerson), but almost blows it when the child disappears. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

ALF is accidentally photographed by tabloid photographers. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

Danny's new girlfriend (Debra Sandlund) has a mischievous 11-year-old son (Jordan Christopher Michael).

A love letter intended for D.J. falls into the wrong hands and gets passed around the house.

Jesse and Joey go on a camping trip, leaving Danny behind to run the house.

D.J. wants to be a working girl, but the cost is her first failing grade.

Davy stands in for his double, a threatened prince.

The boys pose as aerialists to save a circus.

Visiting the Lowry Park Zoo to explore chimpanzees; the different species, their habits and care.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

A border collie provides comfort to its handler; a Labrador connects with its new handler.

Creatures use their noses to flirt, fight and shower.

Danny is out to prove himself when D.J. asks only Jesse and Joey to play at her fund-raiser.

Stephanie fears she will be shunned at school with her new glasses.

Michelle learns about caring for a pet when she wins a goldfish at a carnival.

Jesse and Rebecca return from their honeymoon with plans to move into their own place.

Cindy volunteers the family to perform a satire of the fairy tale "Snow White.".

Bobby changes his mind about kissing girls when he gets his first kiss from a classmate. When he kisses her for the second time, she informs him that she may have the mumps.

Peter poses as a high-school senior so he can date an older woman.

Greg and his football teammates steal a rival school's mascot.

While exploring an island cave, Gilligan discovers the relics of an ancient civilization.

Mr. Howell revises his will, leaving each castaway a valuable piece of his estate.

A famous butterfly collector (John McGiver) comes to the island seeking a rare specimen.

Gilligan believes he's an old man when hair turns white overnight.

Molly Gordon feels old and useless until Gomer and his buddies eat at her house.

Gomer is assigned to guard duty at a gate and refuses to let Carter pass.

South American Gen. Cortez looks up his old friends, and falls in love with Carter's girlfriend Bunny.

After Carter scratches a parked car and offers to pay for it, the owner shows up with a demolished fender.

Drysdale's marriage is threatened when he looks to the Clampetts for a housekeeper while his wife is away.

Police and Elly's animals converge on the Clampett estate when Pearl starts giving yodeling lessons.

Two of Cousin Pearl's most ardent former suitors come to visit her in Beverly Hills; Jed doesn't know what to suggest.

Granny's plan to stop Pearl's yodeling backfires when the police she called find her illegal still.

A man (Eric Christmas) who had his money in a failed bank makes a "withdrawal" from a bank officer's (John Ingle) home. With Harry Anderson.

Harry (Harry Anderson) and the gang celebrate the return of Bull's seafaring mother (Paddi Edwards) with a whale of a party. With Richard Moll.

Colonel Crittendon replaces Hogan as officer in charge due to all the "funny business.".

Hogan and his men formulate a daring plan to destroy a strategic bridge.

Carla announces that she is giving up the fight for custody of her son.

Diane suffers a mysterious allergic reaction after moving in with Frasier.

When a suspicious spot appears on Norm's chest X-ray, he decides to fulfill a dream of sailing around the world.

Sam meets one of Diane's intense friends (Carol Kane), who invites her parents over to meet Sam, their future son-in-law, hours after their first date.

Emily's parents pay a surprise visit that makes Bob terribly uncomfortable. Emily's father is gregarious, well-traveled, a war hero, an outdoors man -- in short, everything that Bob isn't.

Bob's patient, Elliot Carlin, parades all his phobias and insecurities as he prepares to ask Carol for a date. He then finds it even harder to accept her answer, which is "yes.".

Jerry's brother shows up in Chicago after finishing dental school. He takes over Jerry's life, his apartment, and his dental practice.

Emily decides to update her image with a kinky new wardrobe that she says is youthful and Bob says is childish.

Max calls a maximum alert when American Indians threaten war unless they get their country back.

When a secret weapon is stolen from CONTROL headquarters, Smart and 99 suspect KAOS has infiltrated.

Sledge (David Rasche) is green with envy when Dori (Anne-Marie Martin) falls for a suave, anti-terrorist agent.

Doreau (Anne-Marie Martin) poses as a model for a bogus agency that sells women into white slavery. With David Rasche.

A cartoonist competes to win fabulous prizes.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Sam Drucker's customers at the general store are deserting him to shop at a new supermarket in nearby Pixley.

Uncle Joe wants to invite the governor of the state to visit Hooterville, but no one will support his proposal.

Surveyors discover that Shady Rest straddles the county border and Uncle Joe plans to play this up as a sure fire tourist attraction.

The hotel needs a new water heater and Uncle Joe wants to pay for it by selling stock in the Shady Rest Hotel Corporation.

Rhoda talks Joe into asking her father for the money he needs to save his business.

Rhoda's shy, retiring high-school chum Myrna begins a wild "nonromance" with Joe's best friend.

An old boyfriend whom Rhoda once loved asks her out for dinner.

Rhoda discovers that Joe has been visiting a doctor without telling her.

Ann loses a winning horse-race ticket.

Pollution protestor Ann pickets Don's building.

Ann persuades Don to go to a women's lib meeting.

Ann wins a job in a commercial that involves her being abducted by two hoods.

Laverne sues a department store after being attacked by a toy called Roger Robot.

The roommates take up part-time jobs to make money for a cruise, but come up short on cash.

While on a vacation cruise, Shirley is convinced an ensign is going to pop the question.

Laverne and Shirley are determined to meet Fabian, despite the fact that tickets for his concert are sold out.

Aunt Fran's will contains one last condition.

Mama's daughter (Betty White) secretly checks into the hospital for an operation.

The Harpers race to the betting window when Mama has visions of winning horses.

Mama, Naomi and Iola compete to see who makes the best chili.

Ricky's two-month job in Maine leads the Ricardos to consider subletting their apartment.

Ricky hires a business expert to help solve the family budget problems.

Lucy runs afoul of customs when a young Mexican stows away in her car trunk.

Lucy and her new girlfriend, Joan, set out to impress their handsome neighbor.

Lucy takes a stuntman's place in a movie dressed as a cowboy.

Lucy and Kim plan a bogus counterfeiting operation to pressure Harry into giving Lucy a raise.

Lucy shares a seat on a ski lift with Dinah Shore.

Lucy goes into service as a maid to help the Mertzes impress a guest.

Lucy fakes a crisis to test Ricky's love for her.

The luxury liner sails on a Country Music Jamboree Cruise; guests Mel Tillis, Tanya Tucker, Minnie Pearl, Lulu Roman.