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Laverne and Shirley cook up a scheme to get rid of Frank's latest love interest.

A woman (Marion Ross) dodges Andy Warhol; a couple (Andy Griffith, Cloris Leachman) searches for a rare stamp; pay rates upset Ace.

Gopher envisions the liner as a World War II troop ship en route to France; guests Charo, Nathan Cook, Stephanie Mills, Erin Moran.

The Clampett family miss being back at their old home in the mountains; Pearl tries to win over the oil man at the cabin as he takes her to a nearby phone.

When Mr. Drysdale describes Mrs. Drysdale as being a hypochondriac, the Clampetts assume she is a drunk.

A supermarket hires Mama as a consultant.

Mama disrupts Vint and Naomi's plans for a romantic anniversary.

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.

The Stivics and the Bunkers recall Mike's introduction to his future father-in-law.

A local election sparks dissent in the Bunker household when conservative Archie is pitted against liberal Mike.

Johnny Revere records a benefit song in Cleveland; Melanie tracks a musical idol; Elka seeks a lock of a singer's hair for her charity; Joy chases her fantasy of being a rock star.

The ladies decide to track down their lost loves, including the man who left Joy at the altar.

Rob suffers pangs of jealousy when Laura meets a successful old flame (Robert Vaughn).

Rob finds himself caught in the middle after Buddy announces he is going to divorce Pickles.

Norm thinks he must have an affair with an attractive client to prove his manhood.

Sam believes that Diane is still madly in love with him; Cliff catches a co-worker stealing.

The cabbies pound the pavement looking for new jobs when the Sunshine Cab Co. goes out of business.

Dan (John Larroquette) uses a night at the opera to make his moves on Margaret (Mary Cadorette). With Harry Anderson.

Oscar tries to cure Felix's fear of flying so he can accept a major photographic assignment.

Bob suffers an inferiority attack when a test reveals that Emily's IQ is higher than his.

Agent Maxwell Smart falls prey to a KAOS plot to hypnotize CONTROL agents.

Part 1/2. The Kramdens and Nortons enter a contest.

Lucille Ball, Tim Conway and Gloria Loring guest star; featuring a sketch in which Lucy and Carol play rival Rent-A-Car agents vying for Tim's business and more.

In an effort to keep Toody and Muldoon, the residents of their beat refuse to permit any crime to occur.

The police investigate a jewel theft.

Ozzie loses the return address on a girl's letter to Ricky.

With Ann's help, her agent revives his comedy career.

Joey and Jesse host a children's programming, but end up breaking Stephanie's nose in the process.

Danny, Jesse and Joey let the girls run the family for a day.

Stephanie accidentally drives Joey's car through the kitchen wall.

Jesse catches D.J. with a can of beer in her hand at a school dance.

After falling out of a tree, Bobby develops a fear of heights.

Poison-pen letters implicate French in a scandal.

Danny fears what Linda will say on television.

Alex is asked to teach an adolescent-psychology class.

Chip and a friend form a trapping business.

A computer matches Mike and Sally with others.

Lucy hires Richard Burton (who is disguised as a plumber) to fix her leaking tap. She accidentally gets Elizabeth Taylor's famous ring stuck on her finger and winds up substituting her left arm for Liz's at the Burton's banquet later that evening.

Lucy's date, an Italian tycoon, doesn't speak English.

Lucy and Ethel dress up as two maids from Mars for a publicity stunt.

Ricky and the Mertzes are the central characters in Lucy's first novel.

Rob's friendship with Jerry is almost destroyed in a row over a neighbor's crab grass lawn.

Mary faces a jail term when she refuses to reveal her source for a story about graft in high places.

Fonzie's unknown half-brother comes to visit from Milwaukee with bad news.

Shirley is promoted at the brewery and tries to change everyone's work habits.

Swindlers target Doc; newlyweds battle; a foe threatens reunited lovers; two women search for wealthy husbands.

Doc is targeted by a swindler; the wife of a retired champion cyclist gives her husband an ultimatum; a financially strapped woman reunites with a former flame.

Jed takes Drysdale's suggestion about buying good stock to heart and quickly purchases cows, pigs and chickens.

Drysdale attempts another step in the social renovation of the Clampetts by lending them his servants.

Mama announces her plans to run for mayor.

Mama discovers that the mayor's job is overwhelming.

Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.

Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.

Edith's honesty infuriates Archie when he learns that she left a note on an unoccupied car that she dented.

Archie jumps at a $35,000 offer to sell his house to a black buyer.

The ladies escape to a lake house after Victoria sets loose a poisonous spider; Melanie finds out her new love interest is actually Joy's former fiancé.

Victoria goes to Overeaters Anonymous disguised in a fat suit; Melanie meets a guy at a different anonymous meeting; Joy goes out with a man who's a big departure from her type.

Sally gets a marriage proposal from an opportunistic comic (Guy Marks) who wants her to write his material.

Rob finds himself in hot water after inadvertently lifting a comedy idea from another show.

Sam hires an eccentric artist (Christopher Lloyd) to paint a portrait of Diane.

Diane defends her relationship with Sam while having her portrait painted by an artist (Christopher Lloyd).

The cabbies meet one month after the closing of the Sunshine Cab Co. to discuss what great careers they have found.

A childhood bully (Don Gibb) confronts Harry (Harry Anderson) again after the judge puts him behind bars.

Felix's brother, Floyd, persuades Felix that his place is not in hectic Manhattan but back home in Floyd's factory.

Bob decides to meet the rising cost of living by raising his rates. But the members of his therapy group revolt when he picks the most inappropriate moment to tell them.

Max must prevent Mr. Big from destroying the country's major cities.

Part 2/2. Ralph and Ed's rehearsals for the talent contest disturb the neighborhood.

Guest star Richard Chamberlain gives it his all in "Gone With The Breeze"; fellow guest Gloria Loring takes center stage for an impressive musical performance.

While on an undercover assignment, Toody is accused of leading a double life.

Mr. Conklin thinks he has discovered a new planet.

Ozzie has to choose between Ricky and David for a father-and-son table tennis tournament.

Ann is stuck in a faucet just before opening night.

Michelle is jealous when the family baby-sits for a neighbor's infant.

Danny and Joey scheme to retrieve their old fraternity seal from a sorority.

Danny falls asleep while hosting a telethon and leaves the family to run the show.

Jesse's grandparents (Jack Kruschen, Vera Lockwood) bring special presents when they visit from Greece.

Peter is sure his weekend camping trip will be canceled when he breaks his mother's favorite vase.

Cissy wants to be a hippie.

Danny's cousin wants to be in show business.

Jeff decides to act as his father's agent.

Scared by a cat, Tramp runs away from home.

A friend of Charley's from Australia visits and fills the boys' heads with visions of excitement and travel.

Lucy takes up skydiving to discourage Craig's and Kim's new hobbies.

Lucy and Viv help out in Mooney's political campaign.

Lucy organizes an orchestra among her girlfriends and asks Ricky to help.

Ricky objects to Lucy's "new look," a modish Italian haircut.

Rob is offered a job as humor consultant on a magazine for men-about-town.

Mary's romance with a very handsome man progresses nicely, until everyone convinces her she likes him for his looks only.

Howard is jealous when Marion's old flame (Lyle Waggoner) comes for a visit, but he gets really upset when the man dates Joanie.

Laverne and Shirley end up at the controls when they win a plane trip to a professional football game.

Judy's soap-star aunt (Carol Channing) boards; a health-book author (Charles Frank) finds out what ails him; three women court Ace.

Julie McCoy Chenault (Lauren Tewes) comes back; Ace must prove himself by firing two employees; a police detective woos mermaid Amy.

A private school teacher is shocked to learn that her new fifth-grade student is Jethro.

Sonny tries to court Elly May, as he determines that she needs to change from a hillbilly into an upper-class lady; Granny offers the use of her love charms to spice up their affair.

Mama and Naomi battle in court over the issue of a broken vacuum cleaner.

Buzz discovers why Mama dislikes celebrating her birthday.

When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.

A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiancé, Fred Sanford.

Stress over upcoming exams leaves Mike impotent. Archie offers advice, only making Mike's stress levels rise.

Archie's day turns from bad to worse when, after being told that he must lay off one of his men, he learns the insurance on his home has been canceled.

Melanie, Joy and Victoria try to join a prestigious Cleveland country club, but they discover that Elka has a long history with the club's president.

Joy dates a guy she thinks is her teen crush; Victoria wants to fire the cleaning-averse housekeeper; Melanie's pretentious professor date makes her feel stupid; Elka's fed up with her writing partner.

Rob reminisces about the joy and uneasiness of the day Ritchie was born.

Rob and Laura return home from an auction with two mysterious pieces of art.

Sam resumes his excessive drinking habits, and Diane has a new lover.

Diane tells Sam the truth about her relationship with Frasier Crane.

When Latka is rejected by a young woman, he sets out to acquire the mannerisms of a swinging American bachelor.

Christine (Markie Post) defends a young artist (Bill Calvert) and later falls victim to his charms. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette.

When Felix becomes a member of the Civilian Police Reserves, havoc reigns for criminals and innocent bystanders alike.

Bob turns out to be an uncooperative patient when Emily makes an appointment for them to see a marriage counselor (Katherine Helmond).

Max is assigned to protect a Scandinavian princess from kidnappers.

Ralph and Ed try to get Jackie Gleason to appear at the Raccoon Lodge's annual dance.

Don Adams guest stars; Don plays a talk show host beset with technical difficulties and Carol's agitated husband in The Lost Purse; Lesley Ann Warren dazzles us with song and dance.

Muldoon fears that his job may be in jeopardy because he is too tall.

When a former student writes a book about his years at Madison High, some of Miss Brooks' unkind remarks about Mr. Conklin come back to haunt her.

No one asks David to a ladies-choice dance.

Ann recalls her high-school days as a meter maid, when she ticketed the mayor's car.

When Michelle misbehaves, it is up to Danny to discipline her.

Jesse's wardrobe for a cologne commercial is limited to a towel.

Joey and Stephanie go to a mother/daughter slumber party when Becky can't make it.

As new editor of the school newspaper, D.J. must fire the sports editor, Kimmy Gibbler.

One of Jan's practical jokes boomerangs and she becomes her own victim.

French stars as Henry VIII in an underground film.

Waiting for the baby strains Charley's nerves.

Mary has dates with both a boy and her father.

Chip meets vaudevillians and loses his sneaker.

Sally's mother takes over wedding preparations.

Lucy nurses Sammy Davis Jr. after a series of blows to his nose.

Lucy and Viv take the place of a den father on a Cub Scout camping trip.

The Ricardos and the Mertzes pool their resources to buy a restaurant.

When Cousin Ernie (Tennessee Ernie Ford) wears out his welcome, Lucy tries to scare him away.

Sally Rogers is romanced by her "secret" admirer -- the owner of Monker's Delicatessen.

Ted takes advantage of Lou's new image as the office "pussycat.".

Chachi pays a midnight visit to Joanie after striking out in the dating game.

Laverne and Shirley become tag-team wrestlers in order to raise money for an orphans fund.

A rich man promises to make wishes come true; Vicki and Judy become roommates; a pro golfer learns the truth about the woman he loves.

Passengers involved a shipboard wedding include the nearly bankrupt father of the bride, the best man and a wedding party-crasher.

The Clampetts try to get Sonny to propose to Elly before Cousin Pearl can get her daughter Jethrine married to him.

Pearl's attempts to snag Mr. Brewster seem hopeless until he suddenly makes an outrageous public proposal.

Mama's long-lost brother-in-law arrives and charms everyone except her.

Aunt Fran is writing an advice column in the local newspaper, but she doesn't have any good advice; Fran relies on Mama for material; at lunch with her editor, Fran must apply some of Mama's advice when the man tries to take advantage of her.

Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.

Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.

A news reporter conducting a man-on-the-street interview talks with Archie.

Edith's favorite cousin comes to the rescue when Archie gets the flu.

The ladies celebrate their annual birthdates; Elka thinks her date might be Santa Claus; Victoria reunites with Captain LeBeau; Melanie's date has a high-pitched voice; Joy becomes a man's first date since he left the priesthood.

Joy starts a whirlwind romance with George (Kevin Nealon); Victoria undertakes celebrity shoe designing and puts Melanie and Joy in her runway show.

Laura confesses to Rob that she lied about her age on their marriage certificate.

Rob and Laura, having learned they are not legally married, make plans to elope.

Coach falls in love and proposes to a woman he has never seen before.

Coach's engagement to Irene becomes complicated after she wins a $2 million lottery.

Jim predicts that a bizarre catastrophe involving a blond woman will befall Alex.

An offensive comic (Louis Mustillo) is hauled into Harry's court by a show-stopping conservative minister (Clifton James). With Harry Anderson.

Felix and Oscar remember when Felix photographed his fiancée for a Playboy centerfold.

Determined to lose eight pounds from around his middle, Bob goes on a strict diet. With Jerry's help, he joins a weight-reducing class that seems to be populated mostly by women.

Agent Maxwell Smart enters spy-training school to find a KAOS agent.

When Ralph buys a two-family house, the Nortons move in as his tenants.

Jonathan Winters and Barbara Eden join Carol for the question and answer segment; Barbara and dancers perform "Bend It;" Leonard Nimoy joins Carol in "Mrs. Invisible Man.".

Toody is given a painting by an artist that he and Muldoon must evict.

A four-leaf clover brings Connie bad luck.

David writes about his school's losing team.

Ann thinks she has a hot stock tip.

Michelle's teacher (Roseanne Katon) gets more than she bargained for when Jesse volunteers at the school.

Joey's father is invited to watch him perform in Wayne Newton's Las Vegas show.

D.J. learns a valuable lesson when she decides to go on a crash diet.

Jesse has second thoughts about his engagement when his old girlfriend re-enters his life.

Greg admits to smoking a cigarette and promises not to do it again.

Unwanted visitors derail Bill's quiet weekend.

Charley's infant son gurgles and laughs at everyone else, but screams when Charlie approaches.

A 13-year-old genius visits the Stones.

Sally's glamorous cousin comes to visit.

The wedding of his eldest son has Steve thinking about his age.

Craig throws the finals of a local drum competition.

Lucy gets a job serving subpoenas at an attorney's office.

Lucy tries to get Tennessee Ernie to go home by pleading poverty.

Lucy and Ethel, tired of being "golf widows," decide to take up basketball.

Rob risks his job when he convinces Alan Brady to do a cultural documentary program.

Tension mounts when a young consultant whom Lou hires to boost ratings begins usurping Mary's responsibilities.

Fonzie's wrecked 1955 Chevy is haunted by a young woman named Nancy Haley.

Shirley meets a man who sweeps her off her feet, but Laverne determines his true colors and tries to protect her friend.

Ace photographs a spy and his daughter; a girl challenges a daredevil (Peter Scolari); Doc helps a senator (Alan Thicke) and his wife.

Rival fraternities vie to impress the head of their national alumni association; old college pals find they have different lifestyles.

Jed is confronted with too many cooks and not enough vittles when he invites Pearl and Jethrine to Beverly Hills.

Trying to cool a feud between Granny and Pearl, Jed takes his family on a sightseeing tour of Beverly Hills.

Mama discovers a stranger has been buried next to her husband.

Mama Harper hopes she can keep the cause of her sister's death a secret.

Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

Archie gets trapped in an elevator with a neurotic secretary, a wealthy black lawyer, a pregnant woman and her husband.

Edith's erratic behavior puzzles the family and puts a damper on Archie's and her planned trip to a new resort.

Joy accepts her dying boyfriend's (Kevin Nealon) marriage proposal; billionaire Artie Firestone (Jon Lovitz) wants Melanie and Victoria to give him a makeover; Elka's twin sister (Joan Rivers) returns for a visit.

The girls have to get their L.A. friend (Kristin Chenoweth) back together with her dermatologist boyfriend (Jonathan Silverman) or face the prospect of never getting an appointment with him again.

Through Ritchie's toy intercom, Rob and Laura tune in on a conversation at the Helpers.

As usual, Rob finds he has too many "stars" on his hands when he tries to direct this year's show for the Parent Council.

Sam breaks one of his cardinal rules when he dates the wife of a jealous man.

After sharing a pleasant dinner with Frasier's famous psychologist mother, Diane is stunned by the woman's murder threat.

Alex accompanies Elaine on a European vacation that culminates in a romantic rendezvous.

An obnoxious child (Billy Cohen) who portrays a TV lawyer wreaks havoc while observing in Harry's (Harry Anderson) court. With Marsha Warfield.

Felix and Oscar's bowling team is pitted against the Kingpins in a championship game.

Howard Borden suffers a bad case of the blues when his young son tells him about his marvelous new "uncle," who seems to have taken up permanent residence with Howard's ex-wife.

A KAOS kingpin sends an invisible agent to kidnap a scientist from Max's apartment.

Ralph Kramden, a perpetually flustered but eternally optimistic city bus driver living in a small Brooklyn apartment with his wife, Alice, schemes with his best friend, sanitation worker Ed Norton, to improve his lot in life.

Carol's guests are Mickey Rooney and John Davidson; Davidson sings "Somewhere"; Rooney takes part in a wild, wild Western; Carol must choose between the two (and Lyle) on The Rat Race.

Toody and Muldoon devise a plan to keep Officer Schnauser and his wife from fighting.

Miss Brooks runs into trouble with the Citizens League when it publishes a pamphlet on good citizenship. Connie, Mr. Conklin and Mr. Boynton consider leaving town.

ALF earns the right to baby-sit Eric (Charles and J.R. Nickerson), but almost blows it when the child disappears. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

ALF is accidentally photographed by tabloid photographers. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

Danny's new girlfriend (Debra Sandlund) has a mischievous 11-year-old son (Jordan Christopher Michael).

A love letter intended for D.J. falls into the wrong hands and gets passed around the house.

Jesse and Joey go on a camping trip, leaving Danny behind to run the house.

D.J. wants to be a working girl, but the cost is her first failing grade.

Davy stands in for his double, a threatened prince.

The boys pose as aerialists to save a circus.

Visiting the Lowry Park Zoo to explore chimpanzees; the different species, their habits and care.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

A border collie provides comfort to its handler; a Labrador connects with its new handler.

Creatures use their noses to flirt, fight and shower.

Danny is out to prove himself when D.J. asks only Jesse and Joey to play at her fund-raiser.

Stephanie fears she will be shunned at school with her new glasses.

Michelle learns about caring for a pet when she wins a goldfish at a carnival.

Jesse and Rebecca return from their honeymoon with plans to move into their own place.

Cindy volunteers the family to perform a satire of the fairy tale "Snow White.".

Bobby changes his mind about kissing girls when he gets his first kiss from a classmate. When he kisses her for the second time, she informs him that she may have the mumps.

Peter poses as a high-school senior so he can date an older woman.

Greg and his football teammates steal a rival school's mascot.

While exploring an island cave, Gilligan discovers the relics of an ancient civilization.

Mr. Howell revises his will, leaving each castaway a valuable piece of his estate.

A famous butterfly collector (John McGiver) comes to the island seeking a rare specimen.

Gilligan believes he's an old man when hair turns white overnight.

Molly Gordon feels old and useless until Gomer and his buddies eat at her house.

Gomer is assigned to guard duty at a gate and refuses to let Carter pass.

South American Gen. Cortez looks up his old friends, and falls in love with Carter's girlfriend Bunny.

After Carter scratches a parked car and offers to pay for it, the owner shows up with a demolished fender.

Drysdale's marriage is threatened when he looks to the Clampetts for a housekeeper while his wife is away.

Police and Elly's animals converge on the Clampett estate when Pearl starts giving yodeling lessons.

Two of Cousin Pearl's most ardent former suitors come to visit her in Beverly Hills; Jed doesn't know what to suggest.

Granny's plan to stop Pearl's yodeling backfires when the police she called find her illegal still.

A man (Eric Christmas) who had his money in a failed bank makes a "withdrawal" from a bank officer's (John Ingle) home. With Harry Anderson.

Harry (Harry Anderson) and the gang celebrate the return of Bull's seafaring mother (Paddi Edwards) with a whale of a party. With Richard Moll.

Colonel Crittendon replaces Hogan as officer in charge due to all the "funny business.".

Hogan and his men formulate a daring plan to destroy a strategic bridge.

Carla announces that she is giving up the fight for custody of her son.

Diane suffers a mysterious allergic reaction after moving in with Frasier.

When a suspicious spot appears on Norm's chest X-ray, he decides to fulfill a dream of sailing around the world.

Sam meets one of Diane's intense friends (Carol Kane), who invites her parents over to meet Sam, their future son-in-law, hours after their first date.

Emily's parents pay a surprise visit that makes Bob terribly uncomfortable. Emily's father is gregarious, well-traveled, a war hero, an outdoors man -- in short, everything that Bob isn't.

Bob's patient, Elliot Carlin, parades all his phobias and insecurities as he prepares to ask Carol for a date. He then finds it even harder to accept her answer, which is "yes.".

Jerry's brother shows up in Chicago after finishing dental school. He takes over Jerry's life, his apartment, and his dental practice.

Emily decides to update her image with a kinky new wardrobe that she says is youthful and Bob says is childish.

Max calls a maximum alert when American Indians threaten war unless they get their country back.

When a secret weapon is stolen from CONTROL headquarters, Smart and 99 suspect KAOS has infiltrated.

Sledge (David Rasche) is green with envy when Dori (Anne-Marie Martin) falls for a suave, anti-terrorist agent.

Doreau (Anne-Marie Martin) poses as a model for a bogus agency that sells women into white slavery. With David Rasche.

A cartoonist competes to win fabulous prizes.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Sam Drucker's customers at the general store are deserting him to shop at a new supermarket in nearby Pixley.

Uncle Joe wants to invite the governor of the state to visit Hooterville, but no one will support his proposal.

Surveyors discover that Shady Rest straddles the county border and Uncle Joe plans to play this up as a sure fire tourist attraction.

The hotel needs a new water heater and Uncle Joe wants to pay for it by selling stock in the Shady Rest Hotel Corporation.

Rhoda talks Joe into asking her father for the money he needs to save his business.

Rhoda's shy, retiring high-school chum Myrna begins a wild "nonromance" with Joe's best friend.

An old boyfriend whom Rhoda once loved asks her out for dinner.

Rhoda discovers that Joe has been visiting a doctor without telling her.

Ann loses a winning horse-race ticket.

Pollution protestor Ann pickets Don's building.

Ann persuades Don to go to a women's lib meeting.

Ann wins a job in a commercial that involves her being abducted by two hoods.

Laverne sues a department store after being attacked by a toy called Roger Robot.

The roommates take up part-time jobs to make money for a cruise, but come up short on cash.

While on a vacation cruise, Shirley is convinced an ensign is going to pop the question.

Laverne and Shirley are determined to meet Fabian, despite the fact that tickets for his concert are sold out.

Aunt Fran's will contains one last condition.

Mama's daughter (Betty White) secretly checks into the hospital for an operation.

The Harpers race to the betting window when Mama has visions of winning horses.

Mama, Naomi and Iola compete to see who makes the best chili.

Ricky's two-month job in Maine leads the Ricardos to consider subletting their apartment.

Ricky hires a business expert to help solve the family budget problems.

Lucy runs afoul of customs when a young Mexican stows away in her car trunk.

Lucy and her new girlfriend, Joan, set out to impress their handsome neighbor.

Lucy takes a stuntman's place in a movie dressed as a cowboy.

Lucy and Kim plan a bogus counterfeiting operation to pressure Harry into giving Lucy a raise.

Lucy shares a seat on a ski lift with Dinah Shore.

Lucy goes into service as a maid to help the Mertzes impress a guest.

Lucy fakes a crisis to test Ricky's love for her.

The luxury liner sails on a Country Music Jamboree Cruise; guests Mel Tillis, Tanya Tucker, Minnie Pearl, Lulu Roman.