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A KAOS kingpin sends an invisible agent to kidnap a scientist from Max's apartment.

Ralph Kramden, a perpetually flustered but eternally optimistic city bus driver living in a small Brooklyn apartment with his wife, Alice, schemes with his best friend, sanitation worker Ed Norton, to improve his lot in life.

Carol's guests are Mickey Rooney and John Davidson; Davidson sings "Somewhere"; Rooney takes part in a wild, wild Western; Carol must choose between the two (and Lyle) on The Rat Race.

Toody and Muldoon devise a plan to keep Officer Schnauser and his wife from fighting.

Miss Brooks runs into trouble with the Citizens League when it publishes a pamphlet on good citizenship. Connie, Mr. Conklin and Mr. Boynton consider leaving town.

ALF earns the right to baby-sit Eric (Charles and J.R. Nickerson), but almost blows it when the child disappears. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

ALF is accidentally photographed by tabloid photographers. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

Danny's new girlfriend (Debra Sandlund) has a mischievous 11-year-old son (Jordan Christopher Michael).

A love letter intended for D.J. falls into the wrong hands and gets passed around the house.

Jesse and Joey go on a camping trip, leaving Danny behind to run the house.

D.J. wants to be a working girl, but the cost is her first failing grade.

Davy stands in for his double, a threatened prince.

The boys pose as aerialists to save a circus.

Visiting the Lowry Park Zoo to explore chimpanzees; the different species, their habits and care.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

A border collie provides comfort to its handler; a Labrador connects with its new handler.

Creatures use their noses to flirt, fight and shower.

Danny is out to prove himself when D.J. asks only Jesse and Joey to play at her fund-raiser.

Stephanie fears she will be shunned at school with her new glasses.

Michelle learns about caring for a pet when she wins a goldfish at a carnival.

Jesse and Rebecca return from their honeymoon with plans to move into their own place.

Cindy volunteers the family to perform a satire of the fairy tale "Snow White.".

Bobby changes his mind about kissing girls when he gets his first kiss from a classmate. When he kisses her for the second time, she informs him that she may have the mumps.

Peter poses as a high-school senior so he can date an older woman.

Greg and his football teammates steal a rival school's mascot.

While exploring an island cave, Gilligan discovers the relics of an ancient civilization.

Mr. Howell revises his will, leaving each castaway a valuable piece of his estate.

A famous butterfly collector (John McGiver) comes to the island seeking a rare specimen.

Gilligan believes he's an old man when hair turns white overnight.

Molly Gordon feels old and useless until Gomer and his buddies eat at her house.

Gomer is assigned to guard duty at a gate and refuses to let Carter pass.

South American Gen. Cortez looks up his old friends, and falls in love with Carter's girlfriend Bunny.

After Carter scratches a parked car and offers to pay for it, the owner shows up with a demolished fender.

Drysdale's marriage is threatened when he looks to the Clampetts for a housekeeper while his wife is away.

Police and Elly's animals converge on the Clampett estate when Pearl starts giving yodeling lessons.

Two of Cousin Pearl's most ardent former suitors come to visit her in Beverly Hills; Jed doesn't know what to suggest.

Granny's plan to stop Pearl's yodeling backfires when the police she called find her illegal still.

A man (Eric Christmas) who had his money in a failed bank makes a "withdrawal" from a bank officer's (John Ingle) home. With Harry Anderson.

Harry (Harry Anderson) and the gang celebrate the return of Bull's seafaring mother (Paddi Edwards) with a whale of a party. With Richard Moll.

Colonel Crittendon replaces Hogan as officer in charge due to all the "funny business.".

Hogan and his men formulate a daring plan to destroy a strategic bridge.

Carla announces that she is giving up the fight for custody of her son.

Diane suffers a mysterious allergic reaction after moving in with Frasier.

When a suspicious spot appears on Norm's chest X-ray, he decides to fulfill a dream of sailing around the world.

Sam meets one of Diane's intense friends (Carol Kane), who invites her parents over to meet Sam, their future son-in-law, hours after their first date.

Emily's parents pay a surprise visit that makes Bob terribly uncomfortable. Emily's father is gregarious, well-traveled, a war hero, an outdoors man -- in short, everything that Bob isn't.

Bob's patient, Elliot Carlin, parades all his phobias and insecurities as he prepares to ask Carol for a date. He then finds it even harder to accept her answer, which is "yes.".

Jerry's brother shows up in Chicago after finishing dental school. He takes over Jerry's life, his apartment, and his dental practice.

Emily decides to update her image with a kinky new wardrobe that she says is youthful and Bob says is childish.

Max calls a maximum alert when American Indians threaten war unless they get their country back.

When a secret weapon is stolen from CONTROL headquarters, Smart and 99 suspect KAOS has infiltrated.

Sledge (David Rasche) is green with envy when Dori (Anne-Marie Martin) falls for a suave, anti-terrorist agent.

Doreau (Anne-Marie Martin) poses as a model for a bogus agency that sells women into white slavery. With David Rasche.

A cartoonist competes to win fabulous prizes.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Sam Drucker's customers at the general store are deserting him to shop at a new supermarket in nearby Pixley.

Uncle Joe wants to invite the governor of the state to visit Hooterville, but no one will support his proposal.

Surveyors discover that Shady Rest straddles the county border and Uncle Joe plans to play this up as a sure fire tourist attraction.

The hotel needs a new water heater and Uncle Joe wants to pay for it by selling stock in the Shady Rest Hotel Corporation.

Rhoda talks Joe into asking her father for the money he needs to save his business.

Rhoda's shy, retiring high-school chum Myrna begins a wild "nonromance" with Joe's best friend.

An old boyfriend whom Rhoda once loved asks her out for dinner.

Rhoda discovers that Joe has been visiting a doctor without telling her.

Ann loses a winning horse-race ticket.

Pollution protestor Ann pickets Don's building.

Ann persuades Don to go to a women's lib meeting.

Ann wins a job in a commercial that involves her being abducted by two hoods.

Laverne sues a department store after being attacked by a toy called Roger Robot.

The roommates take up part-time jobs to make money for a cruise, but come up short on cash.

While on a vacation cruise, Shirley is convinced an ensign is going to pop the question.

Laverne and Shirley are determined to meet Fabian, despite the fact that tickets for his concert are sold out.

Aunt Fran's will contains one last condition.

Mama's daughter (Betty White) secretly checks into the hospital for an operation.

The Harpers race to the betting window when Mama has visions of winning horses.

Mama, Naomi and Iola compete to see who makes the best chili.

Ricky's two-month job in Maine leads the Ricardos to consider subletting their apartment.

Ricky hires a business expert to help solve the family budget problems.

Lucy runs afoul of customs when a young Mexican stows away in her car trunk.

Lucy and her new girlfriend, Joan, set out to impress their handsome neighbor.

Lucy takes a stuntman's place in a movie dressed as a cowboy.

Lucy and Kim plan a bogus counterfeiting operation to pressure Harry into giving Lucy a raise.

Lucy shares a seat on a ski lift with Dinah Shore.

Lucy goes into service as a maid to help the Mertzes impress a guest.

Lucy fakes a crisis to test Ricky's love for her.

The luxury liner sails on a Country Music Jamboree Cruise; guests Mel Tillis, Tanya Tucker, Minnie Pearl, Lulu Roman.

The luxury liner sails on a Country Music Jamboree Cruise; guests Mel Tillis, Tanya Tucker, Minnie Pearl, Lulu Roman.

Dave takes the advice of his good friend Jerry. "Love and the Old Cowboy" Two old movie stars are reunited on a TV talk show.

Melvin, a master of disguises, delivers a large payroll to a tycoon.

Sally finally gets her boyfriend to propose. "Love and the Fountain of Youth" Charlie tries to attract a younger girl.

A teen wants permission to go away with her hippie boyfriend.

The townsfolk don't fathom a sculpture created in their honor.

Howard uses a lodge emergency fund for a nose job.

Millie and the town gossip are rivals for the honor of riding the town float.

Goober sets out to win an oil company contest to vacation in Hawaii.

Jesse risks one last daring escapade on the eve of his wedding.

The wedding ceremony for Jesse and Rebecca is delayed when the groom fails to arrive.

D.J. and Stephanie attempt some renovations of their own when the house is remodeled.

Stephanie's winning pitch gains her a starting place on a Little League team.

Jan thinks she is being given the cold shoulder at school because of her blonde hair. She buys a brunette wig to gain attention at a party.

An ex-convict ask Bill for help finding a job.

Danny and Kathy are excited about Danny's European tour, but they can't leave until Danny finds a replacement.

A new boy feigns bad behavior to win acceptance.

Steve explores the possibility of adopting 10-year-old Ernie but runs into antagonism from Uncle Charley.

Ernie's (Barry Livingston) adoption is threatened by a regulation that there must be a lady of the house.

Lucy organizes a protest march to a company stockholders meeting.

Lucy competes with Vivian in a pie-baking contest.

Lucy tries to play Cupid for a bachelor and a husband-hungry girlfriend.

Burning with a desire to act, Lucy tries to crash Ricky's nightclub show.

Rob's bashful brother arrives in town and proves to be confident and outgoing only when he is sleepwalking.

The man Phyllis dates for intellectual purposes creates a triangle when he starts dating Mary, too.

Fonzie turns his back on the Cunninghams when they put their house up for sale.

Laverne and Shirley agree to let the FBI use their apartment to observe the activities of a counterfeiter.

Wrestlers (Bruce Jenner, Tim Rossovich) train for a bout; a mother-to-be meets a writer; hypnotized Gopher thinks that he is captain.

A wealthy businesswoman (Marion Ross) flirts with Stubing; a tour guide loses her group; an $8-million-lottery winner becomes a boor.

Jed's bloodhound Duke takes on the role of matchmaker for his master and a glamorous woman from France.

A confidence man tries to sell Jed the Hollywood Bowl, Griffith Park and the Hollywood Freeway.

Naomi seeks advice on sex from Dr. Joyce Brothers.

Iola wants to freeze-dry her recently deceased cat.

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

An investigator with the government comes to question Archie about one of his best friends and co-workers.

A young mother leaves her 4-year-old son with Edith, claiming Mike is the child's father.

Behind the scenes of "Hot in Cleveland" featuring never-before-seen footage of the cast and crew, in-depth interviews as well as favorite show moments and bloopers from the third season.

The ladies bid on an abandoned storage unit and unearth an item which requires Artie Firestone's expertise; Joy learns how to use a CB radio.

Rob finds himself at a party in a strange town, dancing with a young woman.

Rob's Uncle George arrives in town and asks his nephew to find him a wife.

Frasier is devastated when he discovers that his learned mentor has been dating Carla.

The boys resent Diane's insistence that Frasier go with them on a fishing trip.

Latka's habit of changing personalities prompts Elaine and Alex to take him to a psychiatrist, where Latka assumes Alex's personality.

Bull (Richard Moll) visits a matchmaker (Cathy McAuley); Christine's (Markie Post) nerves are shot after she is served with divorce papers. With Harry Anderson.