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A balladeer brings romance into television comedy writer Sally Rogers' life.

Lou can't cope with his ex-wife's marriage plans.

Richie volunteers to forgo a rock concert date to run his father's hardware store for the first time.

Laverne is set up by Lenny and Squiggy with the Milwaukee Man of the Year.

A maligned politician meets a reporter; Isaac and a girl clash over a passenger; a boyfriend jeopardizes a beauty contestant's chances.

The crew is ordered to help Stubing's nephew; an embezzler unwittingly falls for a police officer; unmarried sisters clash over a man.

Lafe Crick brings his son, Dub, to Beverly Hills to court Elly May.

The Clampetts embark on an unusual fishing trip -- at the famed Marineland of the Pacific.

Mama is jealous when Iola acquires a new best friend.

Iola, Bubba and Mama fantasize about marriage after attending a wedding. Guest star: Joseph Campanella.

Grady feels out of place when he moves in with his daughter and her family.

Fred puts his home and business up for sale when he hears an intense earthquake will hit and looks for a shelter in Las Vegas.

Concerned about getting old, Archie encounters an old buddy who convinces him that looks aren't everything.

A lost magazine and a found poem initiate a family feud on the right to privacy.

Melanie gets her dream engagement ring; Joy deals with family issues; Victoria tests a new product; Elka and Mamie work on jokes for a roast.

Victoria contacts her exes to learn where things went wrong while she is stuck in the hospital; Joe and Melanie have fantasies about a coma patient; Elka and Mamie bring Las Vegas to Cleveland.

Rob is skeptical when Laura's new writing teacher thinks she shows promise.

Laura proves more proficient than Rob in the art of self-defense.

Sam and Diane reveal their true feelings for each other while on board a plummeting private plane.

Frasier concocts a scheme to make Diane feel included in the bar's clique.

Simka succumbs to the charms of the swinger Vic, one of Latka's multiple personalities.

Christine's role model at college reveals a terrible secret; Bull thinks his sex life needs more vigor.

Oscar blames Felix for his developing ulcer.

Ellen's ex-fiancé, John Tobin (Fred Willard) -- a tall, handsome egomaniac in suede and leather -- arrives in Chicago to win Ellen back. The situation plays havoc with Howard's basic insecurities.

Max discovers that 338 KAOS agents have slipped into the country.

Part 1/2. The Kramdens and Nortons appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English television show.

Guest Stars Mel Tormé, Nanette Fabray, and Don Rickles pitch in to help tell The Tin Pan Alley Story; Mel and Carol are songwriting team Potts and Panz on their road to -- and from -- stardom.

Toody, Muldoon, Schnauser and Wallace audition for the "Mitch Miller Show.".

Mr. Boynton fails to notice Miss Brooks' new hairdo, so she wears a series of ridiculous wigs to see if he will ever notice. Principal Conklin notices and thinks she's finally gone over the edge.

David works as an usher in the campus theater.

An office prank leaves Don with no street clothes.

Jesse and Rebecca turn to a support group to see if they can socialize Nicky and Alex.

Joey hosts a new game show in which couples discover how well they know each other.

The circulation of a nasty rumor leads Stephanie to dish out some dirt on a classmate (Marla Sokoloff).

D.J.'s nerves are put to the test when her entire family invades her college entrance exam.

Marcia brags that she can get Davy Jones to perform for the school prom, then begins vigorously to get him to actually appear.

French and the twins are snowbound in Vermont.

Linda discovers that her father is using her crush on a boy as part of his comedy act, and she gets upset when the boy finds out.

Jeff is asked to umpire a girls' baseball game.

Chip (Stanley Livingston) demands a trial when Ernie (Barry Livingston) accuses him of taking a valuable penny from his coin collection.

Ernie packs a suitcase after he fails to win a cup for the family trophy shelf.

Unemployed Lucy and Carol (Carol Burnett) put on a show to earn money.

Lucy poses as a wealthy heiress when she and Viv win a trip to Las Vegas.

Lucy fills in for Ricky in a rodeo show when Ricky mixes up his engagements.

Ricky decides it is time for Little Ricky to start nursery school.

A tiring day causes a spat between the Petries.

Mary moves into a new high-rise apartment.

Richie and Potsie have to fulfill six dares to earn their jackets when they try to become members of the Demon Club.

Laverne cannot accept her mother's death and will not visit her grave.

The crew searches for an undercover inspector; a plain girl meets a shy man; a middle-aged man and a young girl cherish time together.

Couples test their marriages; an elderly man finances the cruise by cheating at cards; a woman's suitor needs to use a lovers' manual.

Granny gets her dander up when she confuses a house-to-house insecticide salesman with a critter doctor.

Jane Hathaway comes up with a unique idea to find a wife for Jed.

Uncle Oscar's talking parrot tells the family of a hidden treasure.

Mama leads a senior-citizens' tap-dancing troupe.

Esther fights with Woodrow and moves into the Sanford house. Fred comes up with plans to patch things up between them and send Esther home.

Fred is inside the bank when it gets robbed, and becomes a hostage.

When Edith discovers that an old beau is going to be at her high-school reunion, she decides to go even if she has to attend by herself.

Archie gets a great bargain on a watch and is upset when it breaks. Mike is convinced the watch is stolen and afraid that if Archie gets it fixed it will lead the jeweler to discover it is a hot watch.

Elka and Mamie Sue decide to get their bowling team back together.

Victoria's wedding day has arrived; Elka helps Joy reunite with the father of her child.

Rob and Laura are unaware that their teenage babysitter has a crush on Laura.

Rob's friendship with Jerry is almost destroyed in a row over a neighbor's crab grass lawn.

Woody is afraid he'll lose his job when a temporary bartender wins the customers' hearts.

Sam's involvement with an aspiring politician could lead to a long-term romance.

Jim wants to adopt a young runaway whom Tony picked up in his cab.

Harry does the learning while moonlighting as an instructor; Christine's days as a children's author may be numbered.

Felix volunteers his and Oscar's services to take care of a small boy.

Before he has a chance to say no, Bob finds himself running for the chairman of the local school board against an incumbent who hasn't attended a board meeting for six months.

The Oriental sleuth Harry Hoo assists in a murder investigation.

Part 2/2. The Kramdens and Nortons appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English television show.

Carol's guests tonight are Garry Moore and Durward Kirby; sketches include Carol as an increasingly-less dignified princess rehearsing a toast, and a peek inside the United States Safety Committee.

Mrs. Bronson refuses to leave her new apartment even though the building has no walls.

Miss Brooks acquires a financial interest in a potential baseball star.

Wally invites Ozzie and Harriet to a "Come As You Are" party.

Ann learns her new part is insulting to minorities.

Joey thinks he has found his dream girl, comic Roxy Mardin (Felicia Michaels), but she turns out to be a nightmare.

Michelle is charmed by Jesse's grandfather who arrives from Greece for a visit.

Jesse returns from Greece with his charming cousin (John Stamos in a dual role), who turns out to be a dashing con man.

Steve goes to Hollywood on a class trip, leaving a dejected D.J. to go on a difficult mountain climb.

Mike attempts to surprise Carol with a photograph of the children for their anniversary.

A bonsai given to Jody begins to die.

Kathy takes a job as the secretary for Danny's agent.

A patient distracts Alex from fatherly duties.

An unknown double nearly wrecks Robbie's reputation.

Robbie loses his driving privileges after the campus beauty queen gets a ticket while driving his car.

Lucy talks Flip Wilson into taking part in Harry's neighborhood play.

Lucy and Viv return home terrified after a night at the movies.

Ricky is offered a European booking he can't refuse, but he can't afford to take Lucy.

Lucy and Fred have trouble getting birth certificates for their passports.

Rob suspects co-writers Buddy and Sally of carrying on a clandestine romance.

Mary feels responsible when a priest confides to her that he is going to leave the church.

Richie receives an unexpected education when he encourages Fonzie to re-enroll at Jefferson High.

Laverne goes to Chicago to try out for a role in "West Side Story.".

Parents want to end their son's relationship with a girl; a couple learns a lesson in true love; Doc's nurse is a lovely ex-showgirl.

A man must wed to inherit $3 million; a widow poses as an adventuress; a male chauvinist angers his fiancée; a reporter seeks scandal.

Granny's old-fashioned ways of predicting the weather are pitted against the Weather Bureau's advanced technology.

Beverly Hills' more prominent citizens are more than a little affected when they sample Granny's spring tonic.

Mama appears on the "Jeopardy!" game show and wins a trip to Hawaii.

Mama comes to the rescue when Bubba's prom date cancels at the last minute.

Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.

Fred and Lamont see a television series that resembles their lives. They become furious and prepare to sue the network.

When a swastika is found on their front door, the Bunkers go into a frenzy.

Archie, Edith and Mike tell Gloria three different versions of the story of a refrigerator repairman's visit.

After Victoria's husband escapes from prison, Victoria and the other women go to a hideout.

After Victoria's husband disappears, the women are monitored by an FBI agent; Melanie tells Alec that she is pregnant; Joy becomes irresistible to men.

Rob is offered a job as humor consultant on a magazine for men-about-town.

Sally Rogers is romanced by her "secret" admirer -- the owner of Monker's Delicatessen.

Sam's new girlfriend, councilwoman Janet Eldridge, urges him to fire Diane and break his ties with the past.

After Sam and Diane clash at Janet's press conference, Janet demands a romantic commitment from Sam.

Louie asks Alex's former wife for a date.

Bull flees to the courthouse roof when others take over his wedding plans; Dan has a date with triplets.

Felix's pet parrot takes a turn for the worse, and Oscar offers to handle the burial arrangements.

Emily is more than a little curious about Bob's reluctance to talk about a girl he used to date. Then Howard inadvertently spills the beans.

Max and 99 discover the identity of KAOS' new Mr. Big, but they can't escape to tell anyone.

Ralph and Ed take care of an abandoned baby left on Ralph's bus; Ralph thinks a turkey ate Alice's missing wedding ring.

A pair of grand opera voices, in the form of Eileen Farrell and Marilyn Horne, join Carol tonight in an episode that features Harvey leading a Fireside Chat with the First Family.

A group of confidence men attempts to swindle Sylvia Schnauser and Toody by mistake.

Walter tricks the principal into approving "Turnabout Day," so the teachers become the students, and students act as teachers, with Walter as principal.

ALF, forced to hide, plots the removal of Willie's (Max Wright) visiting brother (JM J. Bullock). With Benji Gregory.

ALF gets peeved about having to remain hidden while Willie's brother (JM J. Bullock) extends his visit. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

Michelle sets out to prove everyone wrong when she enters the Downhill Derby race.

Michelle finds herself in trouble when she is forced to choose between friends.

Danny and D.J.'s blind dates end up flirting with each other; Jesse plans for Mother's Day.

Joey runs for PTA president after the school cancels Michelle's favorite class.

The quartet takes over an answering service.

The boys all fall for the same woman (Julie Newmar).

Visiting an elephant conservation sanctuary in central Florida to learn more about these large animals.

The world of the four great apes and what makes an ape an ape.

A look back at two stories from Season 1; a therapy dog uses surfing to calm its handler; a horse and a dog help their handler find comfort.

Seven unforgettable adventures Jack has taken on foot.

Jesse and Joey realize the time has come for them to find their own homes when a tycoon (Keene Curtis) makes a lucrative offer for Danny's house.

Comet the dog runs away, prompting Michelle to search the streets of San Francisco.

Nicky and Alex begin preschool, much to Jesse's consternation.

Stephanie is confused at her first real party; Jesse's band replaces him with former "Brady Bunch" cast member Barry Williams.

Bobby and Cindy try to prove their worth by setting a new world's teeter-totter record.

Annoyed at being so small, Bobby tries exercises to make himself taller.

Greg Needs $150 to record his original song so he convinces his siblings to join him. They notice that Peter's voice is crackling due to puberty and have to decide to record with or without him.

Jan finds a picture of her Aunt Jenny when she was the same age and discovers they are look-alikes.

Skipper becomes depressed when a radio bulletin announces that he has been declared at fault for the loss of his charter boat.

A big-game hunter plans to stalk Gilligan. He must survive 24 hours without being killed.

Mrs. Howell finds a series of anonymous love notes under her pillow.

An ape-man appears at the camp and makes off with food, supplies and Ginger.

Gomer overhears a conversation about Bunny's sick cat but misinterprets the message.

Carter decides he must get away from Gomer to avoid a nervous breakdown.

Carter manages to lose Gomer's life savings.

When a Marine buddy breaks his leg, Gomer and Carter have to take his expectant wife to the hospital.

Invited to the dignified groundbreaking for a new bank, the Clampetts confuse the event with an old-fashioned barn raising.

Two Beverly Hills tycoons continue to probe the mysterious doings of inscrutable financial wizard, J.D. Clampett.

The Clampetts, on the advice of Mr. Drysdale, become the owners of the most exclusive dress shop in Beverly Hills.

The Clampetts' new exclusive dress shop becomes "The House of Granny" -- complete with cracker barrel, potbellied stove, etc.

Harry's pleasure at presenting an award to Mel Tormé turns to embarrassment; Dan hatches a get-rich-quick scheme.

Harry hears the case of a man who claims to own the Brooklyn Bridge -- and has the check to prove it.

LeBeau masquerades as a French chemist while Hogan smuggles the real chemist to England.

An elite German division camps near Stalag 13 and creates problems for Klink and Hogan.

Carla and Frasier are dying to know whether Sam proposed to Diane or Janet Eldridge.

Diane has second thoughts about having refused Sam's marriage proposal.

Cliff tries to persuade a wealthy man into marrying his mother.

Frasier is invited to appear on a televised debate featuring several prominent psychiatrists.

Bob and Jerry have a falling-out when Jerry demands that Bob lend him money for a new motorcycle.

With his confidence fading as fast as his list of patients, Bob decides to follow Emily's advice and see a psychiatrist about his problem.

Emily redecorates the apartment in antiques. Bob finds her choice of furniture uncomfortable, unappealing, and hazardous to his health.

Bob breaks a long-standing rule against treating friends when he agrees to counsel Emily's chum, whose marriage to a muscular gym teacher seems to be breaking up.

Max must obtain a murdered CONTROL agent's information and investigate his death at the same time.

Max's search for the murderer of a CONTROL agent makes everyone on board suspect.

Inspector Sledge Hammer is recalled from suspension to help locate the mayor's abducted daughter (Joanne Baron).

Sledge and partner Dori Doreau show a tough action news reporter what a typical day in the precinct is like.

Actress Irish McCalla is featured on the classic quiz show.

A professional golfer competes to win fabulous prizes.

Fed up with chopping wood for Kate's old wood burning stove, Uncle Joe cooks up a scheme to get her to buy a new one.

Betty Jo has given up baseball to dedicate her life to science, or at least to her handsome new science teacher.

Uncle Joe buys a goat so that he can sell the milk as a hair growing balm for Hooterville's bald citizens.

A circus boss plans to take advantage of Uncle Joe's naivety.

Rhoda and Joe have a difficult time celebrating their first anniversary pleasantly because of their tempers.

A psychiatrist organizes a group-encounter session at a party that Rhoda and Joe are throwing.

Brenda quits her job at the bank only to find herself faced with the problems of unemployment.

Two of Rhoda and Brenda's best friends take advantage of both of them.

Ann's visiting uncle wreaks havoc.

Ann reminds a writer of his late wife.

Milton Berle and Danny Thomas want to buy Ann's old trunk.

Don breaks his engagement with Ann.

The girls recall the problems they faced upon becoming roommates.

The girls stand Lenny and Squiggy up for dates with two veterinarians.

The girls stage a sit-down strike to protest conditions at the local dog pound.

Shirley becomes convinced she was adopted when her brother come to town to visit.

Surprises and romance await the Harpers in Hawaii.

Mama, vacationing in Hawaii, plans to avoid the man she saved from drowning.

Mama opens her house to boarders with hopes of raising money for a new stove.

When Naomi is stricken with amnesia, Mama hopes to turn her into the perfect housewife.

Fred's fear of seasickness threatens the Ricardos and Mertzes' trip to Europe.

Lucy is left on the dock when the Ricardos and Mertzes sail for Europe.

Lucy finds success as a morning-show co-host but hates getting up at 4 a.m.; guest Paul Douglas.

Lucy and the Countess are invited to an annual wine-tasting contest.

The Countess enlists Lucy's aid in getting financial backing for a charm school.

Lucy and Vivian compete for the attention of a cruise ship captain.

With little notice, Lucy must organize a shipboard talent show.

Lucy anticipates a second honeymoon on her trip to Europe, but Ricky is too busy.

Lucy and Ethel go looking for the queen on their first day in London but don't have any luck; when they arrive back at the hotel, Ricky lets Lucy dance the lead in a circus number so that she may be presented to the queen.

Passengers and crew find mystery, adventure and romance during a cruise to Hong Kong; guests Gene Kelly, Donna Reed.