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Louie starts dating wacky Emily after she breaks up with her boyfriend.

A determined prostitute pursues Harry, much to Lana's disapproval.

Felix selects a grave site and entrusts Oscar with the down payment.

Bob receives a telegram saying that his old college chum, "The Peeper", is coming to Chicago and bringing a surprise. The surprise turns out to be a brand-new bride.

Max learns he is number one on the KAOS kill list with a bounty on his head.

Ralph plots an early departure for Alice's visiting Aunt Ethel; Ralph thinks he has won a new car.

Guests include Nanette Fabray and Nancy Wilson.

Muldoon forgets the partners' anniversary.

Connie chooses the most handsome, but least qualified candidate for a physical-education position.

ALF is relegated once again to the attic when the Tanners throw a Hawaiian luau.

ALF dreams that he's a famous stand-up comic. Cameo appearances by Casey Kasem and NBC President Brandon Tartikoff.

Michelle is too eager to sleep the night before her first day of preschool, and when she finally arrives in the classroom the next morning, her happiness is squashed when she is involved in an unfortunate incident with the class bird.

D.J. hopes to receive her first kiss at her 13th birthday party.

Joey and Jesse host a children's programming, but end up breaking Stephanie's nose in the process.

Danny, Jesse and Joey let the girls run the family for a day.

Thinking they're making a movie, the boys rob a bank.

To avoid marrying an evil man, a princess picks Davy.

Visiting a center for holistic care for various animals.

The length of life differs from species to species.

A therapy dolphin helps keep its handler afloat; a therapy animal brings hope to its handler.

Lucky creatures return to their native habitats after receiving help from veterinarians and conservationists.

Stephanie accidentally drives Joey's car through the kitchen wall.

Jesse catches D.J. with a can of beer in her hand at a school dance.

Michelle is jealous when the family baby-sits for a neighbor's infant.

Danny and Joey scheme to retrieve their old fraternity seal from a sorority.

When Bobby makes an idol out of Jesse James, Mike and Carol are asked to meet with his principal.

Marcia is dumped by the campus hero because her nose is swollen from an accident.

Peter's after-school job in the bike shop becomes a personal disaster.

When Grandma Hutchins comes to visit, the Brady kids decide to keep her around by matching her up with Grandpa Brady.

Gilligan and the Skipper find a jetpack that enables them to fly like birds.

The castaways hope an injured homing pigeon will lead to their rescue.

The castaways make use of a molding plastic, unaware that when hardened it explodes on impact.

Natives come to the island in search of a woman to sacrifice to their volcano god.

Despite Sgt. Carter's protests, Gomer adopts a pet skunk.

Gomer attempts to give a straight-laced lady Marine officer a make-over.

A troublemaking recruit transferred to Sgt. Carter's platoon selects Gomer as his "patsy.".

Gomer, thinking he's been a "goldbrick," refuses to accept part of his pay.

The Clampetts force their well-intentioned but crude hospitality upon oil man John Brewster and his cultured bride.

Granny, finally making good her threat to go home to the hills, takes to the open road.

The Clampetts produce a ghastly collection of art for a new Beverly Hills gallery.

Jed, wearing a vice admiral's uniform, mistakes a U.S. Navy destroyer for a yacht his banker wants him to buy.

Dan is infuriated when he discovers his attractive assistant is dating other men -- including Harry and Bull.

Lana's prescribed medication for a virus results in changed behavior -- and it is Harry who must deal with her overactive libido.

Hogan concocts a scheme to keep French gold from the German government.

Hogan gets help from the Gestapo when he tries to detain a German general at Stalag 13.

While Norm paints Evan's house, Rebecca sneaks a look at his bedroom -- and is trapped when he comes home unexpectedly.

Carla seeks help from Frasier when her fear of flying leads Eddie, who is working out of town, to believe she is ashamed of his job.

Evan offers Sam a promotion -- a deal laced with an ulterior motive.

Cliff announces his raise at the post office; Woody and Sam want a raise, but the bar's takings have been declining for three months, risking closure; to increase takings, Sam and Woody raffle a Caribbean cruise, attracting many customers.

The Hartleys miss a Fourth of July Bicentennial party when they are trapped in a storage locker.

Bob's therapy group gets a surprise when a patient (Howard Hesseman) announces that he is gay.

While Bob and Emily are on vacation, Howard undergoes a crash psychological program that changes his entire personality.

The Hartley apartment becomes a hot-and-cold battleground when the good doctor declares psychological warfare on his landlord.

Max joins KAOS in an attempt to find out who's paying off CONTROL agents.

Max is assigned to solve the mysterious disappearance of CONTROL agents.

Sledge acts as Capt. Trunk's bodyguard after the captain is threatened by mobsters.

Sledge (David Rasche) learns that an amorous district attorney (Janice Lynde) is the leader of a group of renegade policemen. David Leisure also guest stars.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

An aspiring actress and a centenarian compete to win fabulous prizes.

Uncle Joe becomes a fight promoter when he meets a young plumber with the size and strength of a gorilla.

A week in New York transforms Betty Jo into a svelte sophisticate.

After being sacked from his job, Homer Bedloe arrives in Hooterville in disgrace but in reality it's all another scam to get rid of the Cannonball.

One of Kate's old boyfriends attempts to rekindle their romance but is thwarted by his dominating sister.

Rhoda battles with a stubborn but rich client who wants his job done his way or not at all.

When Brenda's "Mr. Right" seems to be taking her for granted, Rhoda drills her on how to land a man.

Rhoda finds herself counseling a married couple despite her limited relationship experience.

Martin is excited over the prospect of a visit from an old friend, until he recalls the friend was once engaged to Ida.

Don's mother begins to dislike Ann because of the character she portrays in a soap opera.

Ann thinks Don is dating a woman in her drama class.

An insecure actor tries to buy Ann's friendship.

Actress Ann Marie and Don discover a ring from Ann's school beau in a box full of memorabilia; Ann looks for a way to return the ring.

Laverne and Shirley go to the electric company to complain about their power being cut off.

Laverne's firefighter boyfriend is ready to propose, but tragedy strikes.

Carmine takes a job as a loan shark's enforcer, since she is always looking to make money.

Sleepwalking Squiggy thinks he is a foreign duke, and Lenny asks the girls for help with him.

Mama turns sleuth to find Iola's mother.

Mama (Vicki Lawrence Schultz) sets out to recruit men for a church-sponsored dance.

Vint (Ken Berry) must choose between Mama and Naomi (Vicki Lawrence Schultz, Dorothy Lyman) when he wins a dinner for two.

Mama describes parenthood to Naomi's childbirth class.

Lucy and Ethel disguise themselves as hillbillies when the men and women can't decide how to celebrate the Mertzes' 18th wedding anniversary.

Lucy believes Ricky is losing interest in her. Ethel finds a book that offers suggestions such as: dressing up for breakfast, taking up her husband's hobbies, and surrounding their apartment with things that remind her husband of his childhood.

Geisha Lucy needs money for a string of pearls.

Lucy is discovered by some American Indians who are convinced she is their rain goddess.

Art Linkletter offers Lucy $100 for 24 hours of silence.

When Harry fires Lucy, an efficient Vivian takes her job.

Kim learns what it's like to be a single girl living alone.

The Ricardos and Mertzes discover they've put on a few pounds over the last few years. An unhappy Lucy talks Ricky into letting her audition for a show, and he tells her that she can have the part if she loses enough weight to fit the costume.

Ethel uses a deck of cards to tell Lucy's fortune, and when the ace of spades ends up next to Lucy's cards, the redhead is shocked to find out it means death. After misconstruing Ricky's phone conversation, Lucy thinks Ricky is trying to kill her.

A writer condemns her daughter's affair; a boy learns of his father; a couple's love is tested; Judy's ex-spouse boards.