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Wally's parents can't understand why a girl wants to marry him. "Love And The Letter" An immigrant falls in love with his night-school teacher.

Country-boy Dave calls a girl whose number he found on the wall of a phone booth.

After Andy gets married, Aunt Bee must decide whether or not to keep house for the widower Sam Jones.

Sam helps Goober get a date for the Harvest Ball, and wishes he hadn't.

Aunt Bee takes over a horse that everyone else has given up on and enters him in one last race.

Money is missing after Sam hires two ex-cons to help on the farm.

Jesse has a big decision to make when his record becomes a big hit in Japan and he is asked to tour Asia for a year.

Joey and Jesse receive a job offer after trading insults on a radio talk show; Stephanie writes a short story.

Danny grounds D.J. for spending too much time with Steve and neglecting school; Jesse takes too many cold pills.

Jesse tries to hide an embarrassing secret by refusing to act as spokesman for a "Stay in School" campaign.

Marcia's new part-time job at an ice cream parlor causes problems at home and with her boyfriend.

The siblings join French on a frontier vacation.

Danny's daughter and his new wife become rivals.

Donna wants Alex to buy her an expensive beaded bag for her birthday.

Uncle Charley buys a vacation lot, only to learn he's been hoodwinked in a high-pressure real-estate operation.

Robbie (Don Grady) tries to impress his girl by competing with a handsome bullfighter against a bull.

Lucy and Harry perform in a school play about generation gaps.

Lucy decides to take up golf in order to see her boyfriend more on weekends.

Rob finds himself very out of place at a dinner party for several celebrated literati.

Bess writes a composition, and Phyllis pesters Mary to use her influence to get it published.

At a psychiatrist's suggestion, Fonzie starts building birdhouses as an outlet for his aggression.

Laverne and Shirley dream about life in the hereafter after arguing about returning a check from the phone company.

The company doctor eyes Isaac; a mother and daughter want the same man; a man tries to palm off his boring fiancee.

Vicki is infatuated with Gopher; a publisher falls for an author's niece; two try to cheat each other in a treasure hunt.

The Clampetts decide to rent out rooms, and their first boarder turns out to be the Drysdale's militantly efficient British butler.

Pinckney, the butler engaged to impart culture to the Clampetts, finds his job an uphill struggle all the way.

Mama has visions of her overbearing mother.

Mama disrupts Vint's plans to join an elite poker club.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

The usually punctual Archie is hours overdue at a lodge convention in Buffalo, and no one knows what has happened to him.

Convention-bound Archie is missing for almost 24 hours, and the family is grasping for clues to his whereabouts.

Joy's younger sister visits; Melanie helps Victoria write a children's book; Elka and Mamie Sue welcome British royalty.

When Bob helps Joy's grandson deal with a bully, Joy views him in a new light; Melanie is inspired to reconnect with a woman from her past; Victoria tries to keep pace with her younger boyfriend.

Rob's bashful brother arrives in town and proves to be confident and outgoing only when he is sleepwalking.

Rob's brother (Jerry Van Dyke) auditions for the show while awake.

Evan offers Sam a promotion -- a deal laced with an ulterior motive.

Cliff announces his raise at the post office; Woody and Sam want a raise, but the bar's takings have been declining for three months, risking closure; to increase takings, Sam and Woody raffle a Caribbean cruise, attracting many customers.

When John cracks up Cab 804, the cabbies reminisce about events that occurred when they each drove the legendary taxi.

Fired Oscar goes to work for a men's magazine.

A trip to Peoria turns into one long embarrassment for Bob when Jerry introduces him to a pretty girl named Janine, who doesn't seem to care that Bob is a married man.

Max and 99 are caught and readied to be shipped behind the Iron Curtain.

Ralph thinks Alice wants him dead; Ralph's fight plans get ruined.

Bilko pretends he has a rare disease when he hears about plans for a bivouac.

Guests: Tim Conway and Diahann Carroll.

Dobie goes on a hunger strike to prove his love for Thalia.

Mrs. Davis finds an injured bird in the yard and asks Connie to take it to Mr. Boynton for care, but no one has the nerve to tell her that the bird died.

Norman Curtis, the railroad president, sends his basset hound to the Shady Rest to give him a change of scenery.

A wrenched back strands Don in Ann's apartment.

Jesse accepts a challenge from his cousin Dick (Mark Linn-Baker) to enter Alex and Nicky in a Favorite Twins contest.

Jesse and Joey agree to help direct Michelle's first-grade play; Danny volunteers to baby-sit the twins.

Joey faces his old nemesis, Hershel "Stonewall" Binkley, in a hockey game for charity; D.J. drives on the freeway.

Stephanie insists on having her ears pierced and asks Kimmy to pierce them for her.

Bobby saves Peter from being hit by a falling ladder and in return the older Brady promises to become Bobby's slave.

Mrs. Beasley must go to the doll hospital for repairs.

The Williams patriarch comes to meet Kathy.

Donna's visiting uncle causes problems in the family.

To help out his dad, Chip (Stanley Livingston) pretends to like the daughter of a woman Steve (Fred MacMurray) is dating.

Uncle Charley's romantic tales of adventure prompt Ernie's teacher to quit her job and buy a ticket to Pago Pago.

Lucy tries to convince Jack LaLanne to take her puppy.

Ethel Merman gets a singing lesson from Lucy.

A romantic British film star (Richard Dawson) arouses Rob's ire by his attentions to Laura.

After a fire destroys Rhoda's apartment, she moves in with Mary.

Fonzie agrees to watch over the pregnant wife of a friend who is out of town.

Shirley believes her brother has picked up a drinking problem since returning from the Navy.

A companion befriends a doctor's (Ben Vereen) ex-girlfriend; Gopher falls for a former teacher; a father learns a lesson.

A man hires April as interpreter; a man claims to be a widow's guardian angel; an almost-divorced couple meet.

Learning that Mrs. Drysdale is in the hospital because of a nervous ailment, the sympathetic Clampetts pay her a visit.

Having rescued Mrs. Drysdale from the hospital, the Clampetts try their own brand of medicine on her ailing nervous system.

Mama suspects Bubba of more than studying with a pretty classmate.

Mama's home may be demolished to make way for a new landfill.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

When Mike and Gloria have a fight, she dares him to try and hold a kiss until Archie arrives from the airport.

Impious Archie becomes religious after a close brush with death.

Joy competes for Bob's affection; Elka enlists Melanie's help when her affair takes an unexpected turn; Victoria hires a bodyguard.

The women take DNA tests to learn about their ancestries; Melanie pretends to be someone else; Victoria learns she is Native American; Joy and Elka make a startling discovery.

A dinner party for Rob's television sponsor and his wife is enlivened by the arrival of one of Rob's Army buddies.

Rob tries to help an old radio comedy writer make a comeback.

Rebecca and Lilith throw a slumber party for depressed Carla.

The Cheers gang takes on a rival bar in a war of outrageous pranks; the gang becomes paranoid of all strangers entering the bar, including Boston Red Sox third baseman Wade Boggs.

Latka works to save the cracked-up Cab 804 while the cabbies fondly recall times in the legendary car.

Felix tries to reform after his finicky attitude toward food ruins an otherwise pleasant dinner with his former wife.

One of Bob's more masculine patients enthusiastically slaps him on the back and, unfortunately for Bob, it throws his back out. Even more unfortunately, Bob and Emily were supposed to be going to Mexico for a vacation.

An important informant is wounded before he can tell Max about a secret formula.

Trixie and Ralph buy Alice the same gift; Ralph nabs a killer.

Bilko enters his platoon in a singing contest.

Guests: Bing Crosby and Paul Lynde.

Dobie falls for young trapeze artist named Aphrodite Millican.

Connie agrees to act as a proxy and stand in for Mr. LeBlanche's overseas bride in a wedding ceremony, but Walter thinks the two teachers are getting hitched and enlists Mr. Conklin and Mr. Boynton in preventing the nuptials.

Uncle Joe believes an old schoolmate of Kate's is a con artist, instead of the millionaire he says he is.

Baby-sitter Ann thinks her charge has mumps.

Vicky's mother, Liz, helps redecorate the house; Jesse and Joey are fired by the new station manager.

Rebecca wishes for a white Christmas in San Francisco; D.J. wishes that Steve could attend college closer to home.

A friend asks Stephanie out for pizza; Joey makes plans to ask his new boss, Alison (Martha Quinn), to dinner.

D.J., who has forgotten Kimmy's birthday, scrambles to arrange a surprise party.

The quarterback of a rival football team takes a sudden interest in Marcia.

When the baby sitter falls ill, her father fills in.

Danny's hoping he can persuade Dinah Shore to sing at Terry's school dance.

Donna helps an incognito Santa Claus (Buster Keaton).

Ernie is adopted by a tribe of Gypsies camping in the Douglases' front yard.

Other fathers help their sons in a school fair, but Steve (Fred MacMurray) tells Ernie (Barry Livingston) that he's on his own.

Kim pretends to be a terrible secretary to make Uncle Harry appreciate Lucy.

Lucy and Viv are replaced by Ethel Merman in the Boy Scout show.

Rob finds himself caught in the middle after Buddy announces he is going to divorce Pickles.

An architect who has come to sketch Mary's building invites her out on a date.

After he saves Fonzie's life, Potsie decides they should be best friends.

The girls try to reconcile Lenny and Squiggy after the guys have a terrible fight.

A dress affects many people's lives; guests Eleanor Parker, Forrest Tucker, Bob Denver, Markie Post, Kelly Monteith, Lyle Waggoner.

The crew thinks a bride wants her groom dead; a boy learns a secret from his past; a woman boards to meet her pen pal.

Jethro falls desperately in love with a volatile young movie starlet.

Through a mix-up, Dash Riprock mistakes Jane Hathaway for his new leading lady, Elly May.

An answering machine and a stray dog give Mama the wrong idea.

Vint and Naomi compete against Mama and her friend in a dance contest.

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

Fred's fiancee brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.

George Jefferson uses Archie's signature to get on the ballot when he decides to run for a local political office.

A shady salesman hustles Archie into signing for costly aluminum siding to prevent heat loss.

Elka believes that Bob has given Joy a voodoo doll; Melanie doses her boyfriend with estrogen by accident; Victoria's agent visits.

Melanie is jealous when her boyfriend becomes Victoria's love interest in a play; Joy makes Bob watch "Love Actually"; Elka goes on a political talk show.

When one of Ritchie's two pet ducks dies, it seems as if the Petrie family has lost one of its human members.

To prove that a wife cannot always recognize her husband on the phone, Rob disguises his voice and calls Laura.

Sam and Woody have a competition to see who can kiss Rebecca first.

Evan is moving to Tokyo so Rebecca drives him to the airport; she confesses her feelings for him and he asks her to pick up the woman who will be going with him.

Alex is informed about his father Joe being seriously ill in hospital; Alex, who hasn't seen his father since his mother's death and hasn't spoken to him for 30 years, reluctantly gives Joe a visit.

Oscar learns that Felix's new girlfriend is not just the librarian he thinks she is.

Rev. Dan Bradford seeks professional advice from Bob and then makes a startling announcement in his Sunday sermon.

KAOS blackmails the entire nation with the dehydration formula.

Ralph thinks he has been promoted; Ralph debates paying taxes.

Bilko must recruit soldiers to attend a lecture on Beethoven.

Guests: "Mama" Cass Elliott and Bernadette Peters.

Thalia talks Dobie's parents into sending him to Willoughby, a local prep school. He doesn't attend, but Mr. Gillis has a dream in which he imagines Dobie with a rich roommate.

Connie chaperones the football team to a game in nearby Clay City, hoping to spend the weekend with Mr. Boynton, but chaos ensues when she fails to read one of Principal Conklin's memos.

Homer Bedloe returns to Hooterville with his son Homer Jr., who is a carbon copy of his dad.

Don proposes to Ann and gives her an engagement ring, which she promptly returns.

Jesse exaggerates his sons' abilities on the enrollment application to get the twins into a well-known preschool.

Michelle misinterprets Steve's (Scott Weinger) Valentine's Day card and proposes marriage.

Stephanie discovers one of her classmates is a victim of child abuse but he makes her promise not to tell anyone.

Disaster strikes the dinosaur exhibit when Jesse takes Michelle's class to the museum and lets them run free.

Jan considers herself a loser when her latest interest, tap dancing, drives the whole family crazy.

Bill decides to give up traveling to spend more time with the children.

Linda and Rusty concoct a scheme, and Kathy and Danny are the victims.

Mary ignores a devoted friend when choosing a date.

The older members of the Douglas family find their social lives complicated when Ernie decides to accompany them on their dates.

Robbie takes a part-time job selling real estate and makes so much money that he wants to leave school.

Kim and Craig take jobs at a pet store to pay for their own phones.

Entrepreneurs Vivian and Lucy prepare to serve the public.

Rob suffers pangs of jealousy when Laura meets a successful old flame (Robert Vaughn).

Rhoda becomes jealous when Mary begins spending a great deal of time with a new friend.

While trying to impress his new girlfriend, Richie gets into trouble when he borrows Fonzie's apartment.

The girls are shocked to discover that their old club has become a tough gang.

A couple secretly plans divorce; a betrothed girl falls in love; smitten Gopher is kidnapped; a divorcee meets a count.

A couple secretly plans divorce; a betrothed girl falls in love; smitten Gopher is kidnapped; a divorcee meets a count.

Elly May loses her second movie star boyfriend to plain Jane Hathaway, whose mysterious power over men continues to baffle the Clampetts.

The Clampetts care for a madcap artist who wrecks his car when he sees Elly May in a bathing suit.

Mama earmarks her life savings for a perfect funeral.

Mama believes the lottery is for losers until she gives Iola a winning ticket.

When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him.

Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money.

Gloria feels like a "dumb blonde" when Mike ignores her for an intellectual friend.

Archie fears for his family's safety when he learns the plumber working in his house is a convict on furlough from prison.

Everyone helps Joy's son plan the rehearsal dinner for his wedding; a guest from Joy's past shows up.

After taking engagement photos, Joy learns something new about Bob; Melanie dates herself; Victoria wants a new picture on her driver's license; Elka and Mamie pose nude.

A crippled jeep and a sprained ankle make Rob two hours late for his own wedding.

Rob learns Laura has a secret bank account.

Sam tries to get Rebecca her job back after she is fired as manager and he is hired to replace her.

Sam vows a year of celibacy if he is not the father of an ex-girlfriend's baby.

The cabbies work to straighten out the reverend Jim and try to help him by making him join the company.

Oscar's young niece arrives at the apartment in an advanced state of pregnancy after running away from home.