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Joe and Rhoda encounter their first problem as a married couple but have trouble talking about it.

Despite Joe's advice to butt out, Rhoda insists on going ahead with her plan to prove Brenda's new boyfriend is a married man.

Rhoda and Charlie, Joe's best friend, meet for the first time and immediately dislike each other.

Rhoda talks Joe into asking her father for the money he needs to save his business.

Rhoda's boyfriend fixes Mary up with the world's most zealous suitor.

Lou's new boss thinks she's in love with him.

Murray becomes depressed when he learns that a former classmate has won a Pulitzer Prize in journalism.

An ex-boyfriend who once broke Mary's heart is threatening to do so again.

The girls meet their new neighbors and experience their first earthquake.

While trying to meet Troy Donahue on a movie set, the girls are mistaken for stunt women.

Laverne agrees to help Shirley in a knife throwing stunt at a grand opening.

Rum-filled candies make Laverne tipsy when she eats too many, risking her new job.

Vint and Naomi announce wedding plans.

While Vint is at his stag party, the women have a get-together that turns disastrous.

Naomi and Vint wind up on Mama's doorstep after they're swindled out of their housing investment.

The Harper family competes on "Family Feud.".

A tough cruise director (Diane Ladd) takes charge; a husband (Bert Convy) dons a dress to spy on his wife (Patty Duke); Doc's romance crumbles.

A paraplegic former tennis pro meets her critic, a sportswriter; a Mexican stowaway creates havoc; a practical joker learns a lesson.

Norman's wife walks out on him, then returns unexpectedly.

The Rev. Pickert tries to do a good deed, but it backfires. "Love and the Big Date": Bill and Hank vie for a date with the same girl on a game show.

Harold Gould hires an actress to help him get out of an impulsive engagement.

Holly and Paul re-enact their first meeting; Howard visits Phyllis' father in jail to ask for her hand.

A high school senior falls head over heels in love with Sam.

Goober helps an author and his wife who have just moved to Mayberry.

Aunt Bee falls for the captain while on a cruise.

Aunt Bee has second thoughts after a ship's captain proposes.

Just when Joey gets a date to play with the Harlem Globetrotters, members of the household catch the measles.

Joey considers abandoning his career as a comic after he bombs on stage.

Danny embarks on his first date since the death of his wife that results in romance.

D.J.'s favorite cousin (Kirk Cameron) comes for a visit, but ends up spending most of his time with Danny.

Greg tries a new hair tonic just before graduation he bought to help his little brother, but it turns his hair orange.

Bill takes Buffy to a resort hotel on Puerto Rico.

Danny puts Rusty in a ticket-selling contest.

Donna insists her marriage has become dull and routine.

Uncle Charley buys a trotting horse in hopes of recapturing old racing glories.

While Robbie is on military maneuvers, each member of his family inadvertently winds up as a military prisoner.

Lucy nurses Sammy Davis Jr. after a series of blows to his nose.

Lucy can't remember the name of a man who claims to have been in love with her.

An underworld figure involves Rob, Sally and Buddy in an unusual writing assignment.

Mary tries to keep smiling through some bad luck.

Fonzie reluctantly agrees to become a partner in one of Howard's inventions.

"The Dating Game" selects Lenny and Squiggy as contestants.

A cruise to China brings mystery and romance to crew and passengers; guests John Forsythe, Ursula Andress, Linda Evans.

A China cruise brings mystery and romance to crew and passengers; guests Lee Majors, Michael Constantine, Lee Horsley.

A burglar on the loose in Beverly Hills tries to deceive the Clampetts before robbing their mansion.

Granny discovers an ostrich gulping tomatoes in her backyard and thinks it's a giant chicken.

Mama and Eunice share confidences in jail.

Mama goes to work for a travel agency.

Fred's new color television set may be the same one that was stolen from Grady.

Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.

Gloria goes into labor in an Italian restaurant and becomes stuck. It appears she may have her baby in the phone booth.

Edith and Archie arrive at the hospital and alarmed when they learn that Mike and Gloria have not yet arrived. Meanwhile, Gloria is rescued from the phone booth and later arrives at the hospital and soon must battle through a slow delivery.

Joy meets a great guy in the waiting room of her therapist; Elka tries to train a rescue dog; Victoria attempts to jump-start her career.

Melanie dates a basketball coach for the Cavaliers; Victoria takes a job as a local news personality; Joy gets engaged to a homeless man (Jon Lovitz).

At the insistence of a domineering guest star, Rob takes over as producer of "The Alan Brady Show.".

Rob's and Laura's parents compete for the couple's favor in the choice of which family plot to be buried in.

Rebecca is on cloud nine following an enchanting evening with Robin Colcord (Roger Rees), much to Sam's chagrin.

Sam faces a moral dilemma as he debates telling Rebecca about Robin's (Roger Rees) cheating ways.

Tony is placed in a difficult situation when an aging boxer challenges him to a fight.

Invoking his ESP, Felix warns a skeptical Oscar not to attend a banquet.

Jerry suggests that all the doctors in the building form a co-op to treat each other for free. This leads to chaos and hostility that find expression in Bob's special all-doctor therapy group.

When a KAOS agent with a Maxwell Smart mask shoots a bank guard, Max gets blamed.

Ralph sees baby clothes Alice made for some extra money and thinks they're having a baby, so he gets a job as a Santa Claus to make enough cash to support a family.

Furloughed Bilko tries to avoid Joan in New York.

Guest Gloria Swanson arrives for the Q&A, but she only has eyes for Lyle; sketches include a "Carol & Sis" where the Bradfords try to discourage an elevator operator who only has eyes for Carol.

A girl's policeman father objects to Dobie.

Mrs. Davis gets in trouble for unwittingly selling phony tickets to the Policeman's Ball around school, including to Mr. Coklin who wants to win a charity award.

Billie Jo enters the family dog into a pet food company's contest.

An office prank leaves Don with no street clothes.

Close quarters prompt Jesse to seek other lodgings for a while.

The clan struggles to adjust to life without Jesse. He returns back home when Michelle gets sick.

Jesse moonlights as an Elvis Presley look-alike to earn money for a demo record.

Joey learns that D.J. skipped school to get a rock star's (Stacey Q) autograph.

A widower with three sons marries a widow with three daughters.

Cissy's new friend is the jet-set daughter of a famed theatrical team.

Rusty is unwilling to confront a school bully.

An ailing singer (James Darren) stays with the Stones.

Everyone in the Douglas family leaves for some romantic place -- leaving Ernie and Uncle Charley at home.

The Douglases cancel a camping trip to play host to unexpected Chinese friends from Bryant Park. With Fred MacMurray and William Demarest.

Craig throws the finals of a local drum competition.

Lucy rents Viv's room to a pair of bank robbers.

Rob and Jerry invest in a sailboat and find they have embarked on a disastrous venture.

Rhoda's green thumb convinces her that she should go into the houseplant business.

Fonzie gets a dog to protect himself from girls who come to his house uninvited.

Shirley's dates her dream man but finds out that he is dating her because she looks like his ex.

An old man (David Wayne) meets a seemingly ageless peer; a boy wants Isaac for a father; mishaps befall honeymooners in their cabin.

A young man says he is Doc's son; a client's daughter sidetracks an ad man; an escort pursues an older man's (Chuck Connors) companion.

Sonny pays a return visit to Beverly Hills, rekindling the Clampetts' hopes of a marriage for Elly.

Granny announces she is going back home on doctor business to "fetch" a baby into the world.

Tempers flare after Sonia finds out Buzz has been given a later curfew on the night of the homecoming dance.

Mama takes a weekend trip with an old beau.

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

Mike and Gloria fight over Mike constantly making decisions without consulting Gloria. To make matters worse, the babysitter for Joey backs out and Mike makes the decision without consulting Gloria to have the wedding in the Stivics' home.

Mike and Gloria are looking forward to having a night on the town for the first time since Joey has been born. However, Archie is distressed when he learns that they have hired a teenager leading Archie to take over babysitting.

Elka tries to seduce Max into staying in Cleveland during winter; Melanie enlists Joy to help her at a senior center; Victoria falls for a man whose children hate her.

Elka tries to get a not-guilty verdict at her trial; Joy becomes enmeshed in scandal when she does a favor for the first lady of Ohio.

A scratch on Rob's brand-new car brings on a domestic crisis.

Rob rounds up three notable personalities from the old days of radio for a TV special.

Woody (Woody Harrelson) is more than a little concerned when his girlfriend's mother (Melendy Britt) makes passes at him.

When Lilith's book on `good girls and bad boys' is publicized on a women's talk show, Frasier feels the need to prove that he can be dangerous; Cliff's medication backfires.

A rich couple may thwart Tony's adoption plans.

Howard Cosell and Oscar have a difference of opinion when they meet by chance in Felix's studio.

For the sake of their marriage, as well as Emily's Master's Degree and Bob's heavy work schedule, the Hartleys decide that it would be best if they took up separate residences.

Tired of waiting for Max to pop the question, 99 agrees to marry a casino boss.

Ralph sees baby clothes Alice made for some extra money and thinks they're having a baby, so he gets a job as a Santa Claus to make enough cash to support a family.

Bilko finds uranium beneath Hall's living room.

Paul Sand and Eydie Gorme guest star; including a salute to movie series such as "Dr. Kildaire"; Paul and Eydie join Carol for an outrageous werewolf sketch.

Dobie and Zelda seem headed for the altar.

Miss Brooks helps Mr. Boynton hide a jockey and his horse from gangsters who are owed money; when Billy Bunker shows up at school, the pair try to pass him off as a student by making Mr. Conklin think that he's losing his memory.

Uncle Joe wants to scheme British sportsmen by bringing a buffalo to the Shady Rest and telling them it is a hunting lodge.

Ann learns her new part is insulting to minorities.

Jesse is in trouble when Stephanie plays "beauty parlor" with his hair.

Jesse falls for Danny's new TV co-host on "Wake Up San Francisco.".

D.J. and Kimmy plot to buy themselves a horse, but don't have enough money.

Jesse asks Joey's help on a cat-food ad contest; D.J. and Stephanie get into a fight.

The children read an item in an advice column and are sure it was written by their parents.

The siblings take action to solve a financial crisis.

Danny produces an amateur benefit-performance.

Mary thinks her parents are headed for divorce.

The first time Katie and Robbie (Tina Cole, Don Grady) entertain at home, they imperil the marriage of two close friends.

When two Mrs. Douglases visit Steve (Fred MacMurray) at his new job, his gossipy employees suspect he's a bigamist.

Lucy organizes a protest march to a company stockholders meeting.

Lucy and Viv offer to take over the kitchen chores at a boys camp.

Rob feels very much the hero when he hires a maid for his overworked wife, Laura.

Phyllis thinks her husband may be having an affair with Sue Ann Nivens.

Ralph deserts his dream of becoming a comic when he discovers he can make bigger money as a bookie.

Versions of a night in a motel room vary widely when Lenny and Squiggy leave the room a mess.

A woman captain pursues Gopher; a older couple sees a friend with a younger woman; a former police officer investigates Vicki's friend.

Capt. Stubing does not approve of a trio of club representatives; a divorcing couple take one last cruise together; a matchmaker errs.

A starving but flamboyant vaudeville magician sees Jethro's and Jed's gullibility as a way to get rich quickly.

Granny fears her family plans to send her to an old-folks home when they suggest she'd be happier in a country cottage.

Mama runs out to replace Fran's dress after she accidentally burns a hole in it.

Vint agrees to marry a Portuguese woman so she can get legal U.S. status.

Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to get married, but his family has other ideas; Fred and Donna plan to wed in a private ceremony at the Sanford home, and Lamont uses this as a ploy to try to get rid of Donna.

Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off.

It looks like Archie has turned over a new leaf when he befriends a Jewish man.

Mike may miss an opportunity for a promotion because of his race.

The women go looking for Elka in Amish country; Joy faces deportation; Victoria finds herself accepted in the Amish community.

The son Joy gave up stops by for a surprise visit; the women are on alert when Victoria's prison pen pal heads their way.

A painting of Laura resurfaces -- but this time she is not wearing any clothes.

A night with an Army buddy lands Rob in jail.

Rebecca's plans for a romantic day with Robin are ruined when Robin enters into a game of one-upmanship with Sam at the bar.

Carla's low estimation of Eddie's estate leads her to agree to a 50-50 split with his other widow (Anne De Salvo).

Romantic sparks start to fly uncontrollably when Latka meets Simka Dahblitz, who is from his native country.

Oscar accuses the director of Felix's creative-writing class of fraudulent advertising.

As Howard prepares to introduce Howie to Ellen, he tries to mold Ellen into an image the boy will like.

Max and 99 are mistaken for KAOS agents and receive a doll that is very valuable to KAOS.

Part 1/2. Ralph thinks Alice is having an affair, but she is actually meeting with a TV producer to get him on "This Is Your Life.".

Hall sends a tough sergeant to take care of Bilko's easygoing platoon.

Guests: Tim Conway, Steve Lawrence.

Dobie competes with a junior tycoon for a girl.

Connie backs into Mr. Conklin's car, pushing it down a hill and into a fruit stand, and then scrambles to come up with money to cover the repairs; Conklin decides to trade his wreck in for another vehicle at the garage.

Betty Jo's Japanese pen pal Nobuko, comes for a visit to the United States and stays at the Shady Rest.

Ann's visiting uncle wreaks havoc.

D.J. wins tickets to meet the Beach Boys, but can't decide whom to take.

D.J. is grounded by Joey -- preventing her from attending a karate tournament.

Teenage D.J. gets her chance to baby-sit; Danny sets Joey and Jesse up with dates.

Stephanie feels left out being the middle child so she announces marriage to get attention.

Cindy's dilemma: Having to decide whether to invite her mother or new stepfather to her school play because of the school's undersized auditorium. It becomes too much for her to decide, so she schemes to drop out of the play.

A year in England doesn't include Bill.

Danny must accept Rusty's neatness award.

The Stones learn the truth of a former athlete's job.

A misunderstanding almost ruins the friendship between young Ernie (Barry Livingston) and his closest pal.

Ernie and his friend cease to enjoy their "cops and robbers" games when the real cops start searching for them.

Harry convinces Lucy and the kids to star in his college reunion revue.

Lucy gets a job checking parking-meter violations.

Rob gets involved with the police when he thinks he has witnessed two crooks making their getaway.

Mary dates a man seven years her junior, despite the advice of friends.

After demolishing his car in a race, Fonzie decides that he wants to be baptized.

Lenny and Squiggy imagine being in silent films of the black and white era.

A young woman falls in love with her father's friend; a woman helps her husband find a lover; a VIP's niece asks too much of Gopher.

A carnival director (Howard Keel) has a difficult reunion; a comedy duo pursues the same girl; a palm reader must reveal the truth.

Country music stars Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs return for a song-filled visit to the Clampetts.

Jethro abandons his dangerous career as an astronaut for the even more precarious one of folk singer.

Eunice undergoes a drastic change after listening to Buzz's tape on positive thinking.

Vint hocks Mama's silver to get enough cash to bail a friend out of jail.

Fred's buddies turn his house into a pool hall when Lamont buys him a pool table.

Grady is sick of being a boarder for the bickering Ferguson's and vents his frustrations to Fred.

Archie is not pleased when he is told by his doctor that he must lose 25 pounds. Edith tries to help keep him on a healthy diet, but Archie turns to Kelsey for unhealthy food.

Gloria's 24-hour-a-day job as a new mother doesn't leave much time for Mike.

The ladies fix each other up on dates; Elka plays dumb to get a rich bachelor; Roy helps the ladies.

Melanie forms a band to compete in a battle of the bands; Joy catches the attention of a band rival.

Rob and Laura suspect the worst when they spy Jerry dining out with another woman.

Rob starts a daily count of the hairs he is losing.

Cheers once again lags behind in the annual St. Patrick's Day practical joke contest.

Woody decides to elope after misconstruing Sam's advice; Norm pulls designated driver duty.

Bobby's new manager is more interested in his talents as a lover than his acting abilities.

Felix is told he can direct a razor commercial on television provided he can get football star Deacon Jones to appear in it.

Bob gives up most of his private practice to become the staff psychologist with a major insurance company. He soon learns that it's possible for a man in the corporate world to do his job too well.

The Chief tries to impress a magazine reporter in hopes of giving CONTROL a better image.

Part 2/2. When Ralph and Norton find airline tickets, they think Alice is planning on running away with the producer of "This Is Your Life.".

Bilko tries a 20-mile hike to prove he's fit.

Featuring Carol and Sis, hypochondriac Harvey must avoid Carol and a take-off of the 1932 romance "Back Street.".

Dobie tries to cure Maynard's anti-work bias.

To keep an honor student from being taken away from his family that lives on an empty lot, Miss Brooks makes Conklin think he lives across the street; Connie's friends throw her a surprise party.

Homer's psychiatrist suggests that he learn to love the Cannonball.

Ann reminds a writer of his late wife.

D.J.'s family tries to cheer her up when she is rejected by a boy in her class.

A heavy fog traps the arguing Nick and Irene together with the family.

Jesse and Joey want to spend more time at home with the girls.

Joey and Danny remember their first meeting; Stephanie believes D.J. stole her boyfriend.

Alice decides the Bradys no longer need her and prepares to leave.

The twins learn how to eavesdrop with a tape recorder.

Terry develops an infatuation for Dean Martin.

Neighborhood women come to Donna for parenting advice.

The Douglases dote on Katie (Tina Cole) when they learn she's pregnant, but ignore Robbie (Don Grady).

Controversy erupts in the Douglas household over the selection of a doctor for Katie during her pregnancy.

Craig produces a documentary film about the American mother starring Lucy.

Lucy and a handsome policeman serve as decoys to capture an elusive holdup man.

The entire "Alan Brady" staff presents a Christmas show instead of the script turned in by the writers.

Rhoda and Mary fly to New York for Rhoda's younger sister's wedding.

Richie and Fonzie resort to drastic measures to escape when they are caught in the girls dorm after curfew.

Sonny sacrifices his stuntman job for his romance with Laverne.

On the way to Japan, a woman faces the past; Stubing meets a "geisha"; lottery winners and fortune hunters cause chaos.

On the way to Japan, a woman faces the past; Stubing meets a "geisha"; lottery winners and fortune hunters cause chaos.

A Swedish actress who yearns to play a hillbilly moves in with the Clampetts to study backwoods dialect.

Girl-crazy Jethro concludes that he must have a cool bachelor pad in order to be a hit.

Mama saves the day when the band scheduled to play at a school dance cancels its performance.

Naomi's former husband tries to win her back.

Fred and his friends plan a cheer-up party after attending a friend's funeral.

A question arises as to whether Fred is really Lamont's father.

Archie is insistent on having Joey baptized, but both Gloria and Mike refuse. Archie decides to take matters into his own hands.

A broken furnace forces the Bunkers to spend a few days at the Stivic house.

Melanie suspects Joy is using drugs and recruits Rick to help; Elka teaches Victoria how to act old.

The ladies go dancing to burn the Cleveland pounds; Victoria catches Leandro's eye; Elka dukes it out with an old rival.

Rob is skeptical when Laura's new writing teacher thinks she shows promise.

Laura proves more proficient than Rob in the art of self-defense.

Carla consults a psychic (Georgia Brown) concerning her late husband's attempts to contact her from beyond.

Rebecca asks Sam to spy on Colcord to see if he has other girlfriends; Woody sings the new-roommate blues.

A woman questions Alex's courage; he becomes a daredevil and has an exciting ski-trip; he decides to live life to the fullest from then on and signs up for skydiving for the first time.

Oscar tells Myrna the story of why Felix is banned from Midtown Memorial Hospital.